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•-BLaCKouT-•
05-20-2003, 06:35 PM
Okay, first off the bat I want to say that I'm not taking the piss here. A thought crossed my mind at work today, and it really started getting to me. We had a discussion at work, but as none of us know any blind people, we couldn't come to a conclusion. Here's the deal:

How do blind people know when they've wiped enough when they've been to the toilet?

It's really bugging me now... :confused:

B.

ET Warrior
05-20-2003, 06:41 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Okay, first off the bat I want to say that I'm not taking the piss here.

What exactly does taking the piss mean?

-=ReApEr=-
05-20-2003, 06:42 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Okay, first off the bat I want to say that I'm not taking the piss here. A thought crossed my mind at work today, and it really started getting to me. We had a discussion at work, but as none of us know any blind people, we couldn't come to a conclusion. Here's the deal:

How do blind people know when they've wiped enough when they've been to the toilet?

It's really bugging me now... :confused:

B.

Sense i guess, just keep wipping. Then feel. :confused:

Breton
05-20-2003, 06:44 PM
Perhaps they can hear it ;)

Really, I think it's a mixture of sensing it and guesswork.

Eldritch
05-20-2003, 06:50 PM
Or they could always use wet wipes, or that thing that shoots water up there... forget what it's called - starts with a 'b' I think.

Those would clean better and more reliably than toilet paper.

C'jais
05-20-2003, 06:55 PM
Dude, their kung fu is so strong they can sense their own sh*t through Ki.



Don't mess with the blind.

StormHammer
05-20-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by Eldritch
Or they could always use wet wipes, or that thing that shoots water up there... forget what it's called - starts with a 'b' I think.

Those would clean better and more reliably than toilet paper.

The word you are looking for is 'bidet'. ;)

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-20-2003, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
What exactly does taking the piss mean?

It means like 'taking the mickey', making fun of something. What I meant was I'm not just asking this to make fun of blind people, I genuinely wondered.


Originally posted by Eldritch
that thing that shoots water up there... forget what it's called - starts with a 'b' I think.

A Bidet. Yes, you're probably right...
Still it's a worrying prospect isn't it?

B.

Lost Welshman
05-20-2003, 07:00 PM
A Bidet.

I thought It was called a Lady's Fountain? Not for washing feet!

Back to the main question

When you don't have one of the senses then your others are amplified.

So, to find out you use process of ellimination:

Hearing: You can hardly hear the tissue deposite.

Smell: It is likely that the whole bathroom is stinking off **** so that wont help.

Touch: What if the residue is dry? you can't feel it there then!

Leaving them with one option

Taste!

Phizzle
05-20-2003, 08:50 PM
You guys look in your ass to see if you wiped enough? :eek:

Thrackan Solo
05-20-2003, 08:55 PM
They have someone else check:p

STTCT
05-21-2003, 06:07 AM
Why don't you try asking a blind person....?


course you'd be bitch slapped but....hey...you might get an answer!

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-21-2003, 01:15 PM
I don't know any mate, I don't just want to ask one on the street, y'know? Otherwise yeah, I'd just get belted with a white stick.

That's why I asked here, in case anyone actually knew.

Still, I've got a series of alternatives to put to some unlucky blind person now. :p


Originally posted by Phizzle
You guys look in your ass to see if you wiped enough? :eek:
Well, you just kind of 'look' don'tcha? :confused: At the 'paper'. Don'tcha??

B

ET Warrior
05-21-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
It means like 'taking the mickey',

Taking the mickey...? :eyeraise:

Strange strange terms......

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-21-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Strange strange terms......

Yeah well, y'know.
I am English :p

B.

Danyael
05-21-2003, 08:16 PM
easy, you wipe until it hurts!

but to be serious.. think about it....

When you are taking a crap and you finish, you wipe and wipe and wipe etc... now you have that feeling..... still kinda warm/wet down there.. wipe again until it feels dry.. or you can be like my friend who wipes her crack until she can tell that she is bleeding.. she is sick, but probably has one of the cleanest @$$'s around.

Phizzle
05-21-2003, 08:27 PM
This is the weirdest thread I have ever read. And no, I do not look at the paper towel, that's disgusting. :disaprove

Breton
05-21-2003, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Phizzle
This is the weirdest thread I have ever read. And no, I do not look at the paper towel, that's disgusting. :disaprove

:eyeraise:


Do you just guess then??

ET Warrior
05-21-2003, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by BLaCKouT_1138
Yeah well, y'know.
I am English :p

B.

That explains a LOT............ :p ;) :D