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Nightcrawler182
05-24-2003, 02:27 AM
I just saw Bruce Almighty, which I must say is a very good movie for Jim Carrey, and was wondering what are some of the things you would do if you were God or some other diety.

Boba Rhett
05-24-2003, 02:33 AM
No pants.





Ever.





Anywhere.





For anyone.

Spider AL
05-24-2003, 02:37 AM
I look at the title of this thread, and I say... Whaddya mean what if I was almighty?

ckcsaber
05-24-2003, 02:49 AM
Free helper monkeys for every living person


Wait!

Helper Monkeys that don't crap our require food for every living person!

Nightcrawler182
05-24-2003, 02:59 AM
If I were Almighty, I'd confine Richard Simmons, Oprah, and Carrot Top to a 10 ft room hovering above the earth.

BigTeddyPaul
05-24-2003, 03:10 AM
I saw it a few months ago. Pretty good but the it got boring near the middle to end section.

I would first make sure my hockey team wins the cup in 2004 and a close second would be to make Rhett wear pants






always







everywhere





for everyone

El Sitherino
05-24-2003, 03:16 AM
i would destroy all of mankind.

they/we are a crude virus made up of multiple cells.

Tyrion
05-24-2003, 03:20 AM
I would make everyone my slaves, and have total bliss and luxories.

Oh,and I'd be the admin of every board, and love it.

^)^

Darth Groovy
05-24-2003, 04:23 AM
I am almighty, what are you talking about?














:D

matt--
05-24-2003, 04:24 AM
Originally posted by Tyrion
Oh,and I'd be the admin of every board, and love it.

I find it quite sad that this even crosses your mind if you had almighty power.

I'm happy with my life, so I'd probably try to make others happy. Maybe even do something good for the world.

Tyrion
05-24-2003, 07:30 AM
Originally posted by matt-windu
I find it quite sad that this even crosses your mind if you had almighty power.

I'm not excactly taking this seriously. Sure,if I did have almighty powers I'd be alot more benevolent, but we're not being serious about this.

You might as well complain about every who wants thier own island, or even Rhett's no-pants idea.

Lord Siraious
05-24-2003, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by Nightcrawler182
what are some of the things you would do if you were God or some other diety.

Ummmmm... I think the almighty, the "Force" or whatever is doing an ok job as it is now. However I'd would probably come down here a little more often to kick Mankind in the b u t t for all the cruel and evil things it and individuals have done.

Joetheeskimo
05-24-2003, 07:59 AM
If I were almighty I'd give laptops and Pocket PC's to everyone with internet access!! ;)

Joetheeskimo
05-24-2003, 08:02 AM
Ummmmm... I think the almighty, the "Force" or whatever is doing an ok job as it is now. However I'd would probably come down here a little more often to kick Mankind in the b u t t for all the cruel and evil things it and individuals have done.

I totally agree. I'd emprison polluters and exile them to Mars.

And instead of letting the nice jury deal with criminals, I'd take 'em and throw 'em out in space! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

Gosh I'm starting to sound like a criminal myself! ;)

Lost Welshman
05-24-2003, 08:52 AM
Being Almighty would make me a lazy bum. I don't want to be evil, people will hate me (more) and I dont want to go parading around in tights, so saving people sounds like a bad Idea aswell.

I think I'd just be me, I wouldn't have to get up to get food or the tv remote. And I wouldn't have to edit files to play Neo in Enter the Matrix.

*Sigh*

I'm fine as I am.

HertogJan
05-24-2003, 09:15 AM
I'd give everyone good times and free grog... :cheers:

:)


I actually meant free beer, but what the hell

Darklighter
05-24-2003, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
i would destroy all of mankind.

they/we are a crude virus made up of multiple cells.

To a certain extent I completely agree with you.


I would fly...

*puts arms out in aeroplane motion*

J.K Luke
05-24-2003, 09:55 AM
if I were almighty, I would rid this world from terrorists,viruses,diseases, crimes and make earth Garden of Eden :D

PrimoSidone
05-24-2003, 10:40 AM
i would make jr primo 40 cm

topshot
05-24-2003, 11:30 AM
J.K. Luke wrote:
if I were almighty, I would rid this world from terrorists,viruses,diseases, crimes and make earth Garden of Eden :D

I, for one, have to completely agree with you on that one! :D

If I were the Almighty One, I would make sure there really were such things as mutants.

*Extends claws from wrist, while accidently webbing Nightcrawler's face.*

Oops, I probably shouldn't done that! :D

And I would make sure I didn't have to sleep

at

all.

And I would make sure that Rhett got his wish of not having to wear any pants, except I wouldn't make anyone else do that! :D

Thrackan Solo
05-24-2003, 01:23 PM
If I were Almighty I would rip all the tags off the mattresses! Muwhahaha:D And no one could do anything about it!

jokemaster
05-24-2003, 02:16 PM
Well, all of your wishes up till now were good ones
*sees Rhett without pants*
Except that one.

I'd make myself a mutant with neo-like powers

Acrylic
05-24-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul
I saw it a few months ago. Pretty good but the it got boring near the middle to end section.


What do you mean? It just came out a little while ago.

Sam Fisher
05-24-2003, 02:57 PM
If I were almighty, I would have all the consols, before they came out for the general public, all the new games before they came out for the public, ect...

BigTeddyPaul
05-24-2003, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
What do you mean? It just came out a little while ago.

I was part of a special viewing so they could find out the general populaces opinion. I am sure they added and took one or two things out with the editing from people's thoughts on the movie but I did see generally the whole movie.

BigTeddyPaul

ZBomber
05-24-2003, 06:44 PM
What I would do is not approiate for this forum... :naughty:

=(BoD)= M.D.B.
05-24-2003, 07:32 PM
I would make Demons take over the world and crush my enemies:p (dont take this serious)

Darth Eggplant
05-24-2003, 11:17 PM
I would fix Lost Welshman's avitar it's off frame:D

I would make everyone walk like
Nicolas Cage at the beginning of Face Off.

I would also make then look cool and wear black
like Nicolas Cage in City of Angels.

I would make everyone cool and heroic
like Nicolas Cage in Con Air.

I would let everyone do cool Elvis impersonations
like Nicolas Cage in Wild at Heart.

I would make life fun,fast pace and baby oriented
like Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona.

I would let everyone have a chance to save the world
with Sean Connery, like Nicolas Cage in The Rock.

I would give everyone cool cars like
Nicolas Cage in Gone in 60 seconds.

Thrackan Solo
05-24-2003, 11:37 PM
What's this about Nicolas Cage?:confused: :)

Hyperglide
05-25-2003, 02:17 AM
If I were almighty i'd give myself the ability to suck my own dick. Oh wait I could create beautiful women to do that. Well in that case.....

Pnut_Man
05-25-2003, 02:34 AM
...I would liberate Rhett's elves from slavery.

J.K Luke
05-25-2003, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
I would fix Lost Welshman's avitar it's off frame:D

I would make everyone walk like
Nicolas Cage at the beginning of Face Off.

I would also make then look cool and wear black
like Nicolas Cage in City of Angels.

I would make everyone cool and heroic
like Nicolas Cage in Con Air.

I would let everyone do cool Elvis impersonations
like Nicolas Cage in Wild at Heart.

I would make life fun,fast pace and baby oriented
like Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona.

I would let everyone have a chance to save the world
with Sean Connery, like Nicolas Cage in The Rock.

I would give everyone cool cars like
Nicolas Cage in Gone in 60 seconds.

LOL, I don't wanna be Nicolas Cage :monkey4:

Hyperglide
05-25-2003, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
I would fix Lost Welshman's avitar it's off frame:D

I would make everyone walk like
Nicolas Cage at the beginning of Face Off.

I would also make then look cool and wear black
like Nicolas Cage in City of Angels.

I would make everyone cool and heroic
like Nicolas Cage in Con Air.

I would let everyone do cool Elvis impersonations
like Nicolas Cage in Wild at Heart.

I would make life fun,fast pace and baby oriented
like Nicolas Cage in Raising Arizona.

I would let everyone have a chance to save the world
with Sean Connery, like Nicolas Cage in The Rock.

I would give everyone cool cars like
Nicolas Cage in Gone in 60 seconds.

I would let everyone have a really ****ty spanish accent like Nicolas Cage in Captain Correlli's Mandolin.

Lunatic Jedi
05-25-2003, 03:53 AM
I would give myself a massive BattleMech and cruise around the city in it and be all mighty and stuff...

I'm so pathetic. :(

Darth Eggplant
05-26-2003, 07:40 PM
I would go back in time and take Bruce Almighty out of theaters because it beat Matrix Reloaded at the box office. stupid ****ing americans who want to gaffaw at a slappy comedian doing bad gumby stick instead of seeing a good sci-fi that makes you think. X Men2 was king at box office like 3 weeks straight Reloaded get one weekend then pow. Jim Carey is okay. Trumen or Majestic great movies. Cable Guy or the Mask. rest is pretty lame. I will see Almighty when it comes on cable, not worht spending real money on in a theater.

BigTeddyPaul
05-26-2003, 08:05 PM
Don't forget Dumb and Dumber my personal favorite.

BigTeddyPaul

Jah Warrior
05-26-2003, 08:19 PM
well everyone knew all about the matrix 2 six+ months ago, thanks to all the spolier threads in the swamp.

Thanks for spoiling a good film Matrix fans:rolleyes:

anyways if i were "A" god I'd just do bugger all for eternity.

swphreak
05-26-2003, 08:43 PM
I'd make myself the ultimate Star Wars Master :D

C'jais
05-26-2003, 08:48 PM
Write a beatiful piece of music.


I've always wanted to do that.

Jah Warrior
05-26-2003, 08:55 PM
you neednt be a god to do that jais

C'jais
05-26-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Jah Warrior
you neednt be a god to do that jais

No.

But considering my musical talent, it'd go a long way.

;)

Jah Warrior
05-26-2003, 08:58 PM
i fyou can make a piece of music that even one person likes then that is godly - nuff said

Jubatus
05-28-2003, 04:39 AM
I'd annihilate all of Existence.

Perfect Balance.

Eternal Contentment.

True Freedom.

EDIT: JAH!?? You're still alive??...Innit?...