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Darth Groovy
05-28-2003, 02:21 PM
Looking for that perfect ? Here it is! (http://www.extremekidnapping.com/)

:eek:

These people are the real deal. I was driving home from work and heard about this on the radio, I had to see it too believe it.

What has humanity sunk too? This warrants both a "Jeezum Crow", and a "WTF", in that order.

:eek:

Mex
05-28-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Looking for that perfect ? Here it is! (http://www.extremekidnapping.com/)

:eek:

These people are the real deal. I was driving home from work and heard about this on the radio, I had to see it too believe it.

What has humanity sunk too? This warrants both a "Jeezum Crow", and a "WTF", in that order.

:eek:

extreme kidnapping? bejeesus! I.. I can't think of any thing to say.. but thats wierd.

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-28-2003, 02:32 PM
Nice! :D

There's me thinking "aw bugger, it's a get-it-done-for-yourself" thing, but you can get other people done too! :p

It's a shame I haven't got enough money for most of the people at work. Do you think they do group-discount?

B.

EDIT: Mind you, the more I read the site, the more of a sexual-thing it looks. I just want that lot kidnapped and locked in a deserted warehouse :p None of em's exactly MacGyver.

obi
05-28-2003, 02:34 PM
This is the best idea I have ever heard. I mean, I have heard some good ones today, and this by far is the best. I need to get into this business.



Yes, I am joking.

Pad
05-28-2003, 02:51 PM
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:eek:
the hell?
:eyeraise:


yep, there are some sick twisted ppl walkin on this planet

Darth Eggplant
05-28-2003, 03:07 PM
I think WAY TOO many people
have too much time,
too much money,
not enough brains,
and DVD copies of the movie
THE GAME staring michael douglas\sean penn.

jokemaster
05-28-2003, 03:10 PM
Just when I think what people do for entertainment hit rock bottom someone passes it a shovel

ZBomber
05-28-2003, 07:03 PM
Good Lord.... o.O






Sounds fun. Can you register me for it? :D

Mex
05-28-2003, 07:05 PM
I bet you don't get kidnapped by them, I bet you get kidnapped by some fat whores instead. :indif:

ZBomber
05-28-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Captain wing
I bet you don't get kidnapped by them, I bet you get kidnapped by some fat whores instead. :indif:

:rofl:
Or by some men. I wonder how many people rae gonna do that, anyway... o.O

ckcsaber
05-28-2003, 07:13 PM
That's not extreme!

Extreme is having a guy in a mask pointing a gun at your head, threatning to kill you if you move a muscle. NOT a bunch of scantily clad women tying you to a chair.......


Or maybe it IS extreme.......

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Mex
05-28-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
:rofl:
Or by some men. I wonder how many people rae gonna do that, anyway... o.O

I certainly won't be getting kidnapped any time soon by those freaks..

And that would be kind of funny getting it done by men, you would open your eyes expected a nice attractive lady and theres a guy infront of you! O.o :eek:

Agen
05-28-2003, 09:32 PM
What if they failed and got beat-up by the victim and stabbed......
Jail the guy that hired the kidnappers?
:D


http://www.extremekidnapping.com/no_obligation.html heh heh

Kstar__2
05-29-2003, 06:35 AM
:eyeraise:
:rofl:

everything is possible in america!!:D :p

STTCT
05-29-2003, 09:27 AM
I think the "extreme" part is meaning the handcuffs and whips those chicks are holding...

hahahahaha groovy posted a porno- type link! hahahah


:eek: