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ZBomber
05-28-2003, 11:10 PM
Hehehe. List the top 5 things you would want your parents to never find out about something you have done. :p
I still gotta think of mine. :p

Joetheeskimo
05-28-2003, 11:21 PM
I'd like to...i can think of a million things...but my parents might find it and kill me...i'd rather just keep 'em a secret hehe :D :fett:

Lynk Former
05-28-2003, 11:22 PM
5. That I had sex in their bed once with my girlfriend Leah
4. love stains were left behind
3. I almost blew the house up (don't ask, i'd rather forget that day)
2. the stuffed version of Mr. Weasel that I asked my mum to help me with is really for my current girlfriend Rachel.
1. I'm not really their son :p

ZBomber
05-28-2003, 11:25 PM
1. That I often sneak onto LF when I'm not supposed to.
2. That I just... might.... have... erm... certain pictures saved on my computer, and locked away. :D
3. Half of the MSN convos I have with the gang (Jedi220, Tyrion, Obi, Reb, Rhett, etc.)


Well, I can only think of 3. I'll edit this when I think of more. :p

Acrylic
05-28-2003, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
5. That I had sex in their bed once with my girlfriend Leah
4. love stains were left behind


o_0...
...
...
...
...
That
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Was
...
Not needed
...
...
Excuse me while I throw up...0_o

obi
05-29-2003, 12:02 AM
1.May 27, 2003, 7-9 PM. Don't ask.

2.When I am home alone, I drag out the old thick matress and do summersaults onto it. GREAT fun.

3.I broke the window, not a bird that flew into it. :\

4.The hot wax on the piano top was my fault.

5. There is no North Dakota. Seriously. Name someone you know from North Dakota. You can't, because it doesn't exist!

Rogue15
05-29-2003, 12:23 AM
1: I listen to Marylin Manson sometimes
2: I watched real assassination videos
3: I say the f word at least 10 times a day
4: I think about commiting suicide at least once a week
5: I cry myself to sleep sometimes

geez why am i even telling u freaks this....is beyond me....

CagedCrado
05-29-2003, 12:24 AM
Im from south dakota and ive never been to north dakota, thats proof enough it doesnt exist.

In my opinion if its not my parents business, its just my business.... oh ya and my girl friends

ZBomber
05-29-2003, 12:28 AM
Originally posted by Rogue15
1: I listen to Marylin Manson sometimes
2: I watched real assassination videos
3: I say the f word at least 10 times a day
4: I think about commiting suicide at least once a week
5: I cry myself to sleep sometimes

geez why am i even telling u freaks this....is beyond me....

I say that word more often. :p

Don't worry thogun 15. Not like we know you. And we aren't gonna mention it, or anything.

BTW, I jsut had a very recent convo with Ty. I hope my parents NEVER see that. ^_^

Jo
05-29-2003, 12:36 AM
5. Uh, "PICTURES" have been on my comp, i deleted them all
4. Convos with people here, EB, and the channels on mIRC
3. Been up Girls shirts(trust me they would kill me)
2. I've watched quite a few Porno Flicks
1. My best friend has Playboy's at his house...BooYeah

obi
05-29-2003, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber

BTW, I jsut had a very recent convo with Ty. I hope my parents NEVER see that. ^_^

Seeing how the convo was about me explaining the events of May 27, 2003, 7-9 pm, I hope mine never see that convo either. :)

RpTheHotrod
05-29-2003, 12:37 AM
Ooooo...interesting topic.

Hyperglide
05-29-2003, 12:46 AM
5. I had anal sex with the house cat.
4. I had anal sex with my neighboors daughter.
3. I had raped a donkey.
2. All at the same time.
1. In my mom's bed, and left lots and lots of love stains.

obi
05-29-2003, 12:52 AM
And the "too much information" award goes to............ o.O

I am so glad you are joking....I mean, you are, aren't you?

Jo
05-29-2003, 01:12 AM
your avatar must be a pic of the cat afterwards...LOL...but get a pic of the donkey, daughter and the bed and ill believe you

Sam Fisher
05-29-2003, 01:58 AM
1 of 1, That I sneak onto the computer whan I'm not supposed to.

edlib
05-29-2003, 02:19 AM
The only thing I can think of right now that might freak out either of my parents that they don't already know all about is that I once hit about 135 in my mom's car driving back from New Hampshire at about 3:00 am.
That was years ago, and I've hinted at it before, and since I have my own car now and I'm all grown up I could probably tell her, but I'm not sure if she'd be too pleased about that,.. Naw,.. better keep it to myself... I might still have to borrow her car sometime if mine's in the shop.

:joy:

Lynk Former
05-29-2003, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
o_0...
...
...
...
...
That
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Was
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Not needed
...
...
Excuse me while I throw up...0_o

What? It's not THAT bad...

Sam Fisher
05-29-2003, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
What? It's not THAT bad...

Only if you like that sort of thing...

Lunatic Jedi
05-29-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
What? It's not THAT bad...

Bah ha ha ha ha! You sly dog, you. :naughty:

Darth Groovy
05-29-2003, 02:55 AM
I'd rather not say, because the list is too long. Even at my age, I have done unspeakable things not appropriet for this forum, so I will leave it at that.

Lunatic Jedi
05-29-2003, 03:14 AM
No no, go ahead... DIVULGE!!! :naughty:

*Evil laughter*

What? IT WOULD BE FUNNY!

HertogJan
05-29-2003, 06:21 AM
Wow... I don't understand why your parents can be so upset about porn etc. If my parent would see I had a playboy (or an entire series of playboys for that matter) under my matress, they wouldn't really bother, probably only just laugh about it...

Why is it so bad?? It would be different if I had underage porn etc. but c'mon I'd never do that! Don't watch porn that often anyway, I see pics from time to time, but only when a friend says they're really good ;)

Mex
05-29-2003, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Lynk Former

2. the stuffed version of Mr. Weasel that I asked my mum to help me with is really for my current girlfriend Rachel.
p

I knew it, you are Rach are girlfriend and boyfriend! *Runs out of thread screaming*

Well heres my one.
1. I don't know I havent done anything that bad... :indif:

Reborn Outcast
05-29-2003, 08:53 AM
1. Had some pics on my comp... deleated them cause I got paranoid lol.


Yea thats about it, I'm a momma's boy. :D

STTCT
05-29-2003, 09:13 AM
sex in your parents bed .....that's disturbing!!!

Ne ways...stuff I wouldn't ever want my 'rents to find out.

I didn't crash my brand new car when I was 18 because a rabbit dashed out in front of me....I was doin 80 round a corner and busy changing the radio station when I lost control and did some donuts and broke both axels! After which I was not allowed to drive until one day when I HAD to get to work...so my mom said I could drive the rental...which I was not insured on (or so she said). I was only to drive to work and back. On my lunch break I went shopping and on my way back a guy didn't stop at a red light I was stopped at and rear ended me. Since the car wasn't smashed and I wasn't hurt, I didn't tell a soul. And probably something I wouldn't want my parents to definately NOT find out about. My baby was conceived in my old room in my parents house while they were on vacation during a VERY SLOW part of LOTR.

topshot
05-29-2003, 09:14 AM
5 things I would rather not let my parents find:

1. Me sneaking onto here when I don't have a timer set. (Sad, isn't it??? :cry7: )

2. My room left as a mess.

3. My brother's GBA.

4. Something else.......

obi-wan13 jorbed :5. There is no North Dakota. Seriously. Name someone you know from North Dakota. You can't, because it doesn't exist!

Hey you! I was born there!

Sorry Obi, but this has got to be done! :D

*pokes Obi to set him straight.*

:D


__________________

=(BoD)= M.D.B.
05-29-2003, 01:23 PM
1.That I blowed up a big place with a dynamite.
2.That I know you should connect light bulbs to 2500 kW engine.
3.How it was that bought an tarantella and layed in my mom's bed...

Cant think of any more.

greedo626
05-29-2003, 01:51 PM
eh heh heh, this should be fun.

5. some incidents involving plastic soldiers and a home made flamethrower :D

4. actions figures + fireworks :p

3. some stuff I did when I was 10 (involving girls)

2. the bird didn't die of natural causes (it bit me. nobody bites me and lives :evil3: )

1. the thoughts that go through my mind :eek:

Agen
05-29-2003, 02:09 PM
5. I set the curtains on fire and said someone stole them (i threw them out).


The others are too innapropriate for this forum :p

jokemaster
05-29-2003, 02:47 PM
5.stuff that goes through my mind
4. My sneaking onto here.... at 3 in the morning
3. LEt's just say it had to do with an oven, bags of popcorn, a tank of helium, a tank of oxygen, a fire extinguisher and a phone call to the fire departmend.
2. May 19 2003
1. Too bad to post onto here, you guys don't want to know

Elijah
05-29-2003, 03:01 PM
Things link Blowing things up Isnt what I'd hide from my parents... infact I usally say somthing like "Yo Mom, Joey and I are gonna go blow things up in the back yard".. lol ... my moms cool like that... but there are things I'd hide from my parents, but Why I'd tell abunch of people on a message board is beyond me.

Agen
05-29-2003, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by ZDawg
Yo Mom, Joey and I are gonna go blow things up in the back yard".. lol ... my moms cool like that... .

Heh, that reminds me - I put one of those fire works that you strap on to poles underneath a bin, it didn't like *looks at giant black marks on the ground from window*

swphreak
05-29-2003, 04:24 PM
5 - half the crap on the comp
4 - my password.... heh... it's a naughty password :G
3 - my convos with you all, especially InsaneSith :p
2 - a lil "race" I had with my friend at 2 AM involving hitting a speed bump and nearly crashing..... and hiding from our neighborhood "Security Guard" (aka that-fat-guy-in-the-car-with-the-lights or Doughnut-Boy for short)
1 - That my best friend is a girl. I'm not ashamed of her or anything, but if my parents found out, I'd have to live with "What's her name" "When are you gonna see her again" "Are you going out" and whatever other annoyingly embarassing questions parents can come up with...

ckcsaber
05-29-2003, 05:41 PM
Wow, too many things to list.

One time I tried to sneak out of my house at around 1:30. My bedroom was on the 2nd floor, so I climbed out my window and jumped down. Unfortunatly, I miscalculated the distance between the ground and my window. I landed on my right leg and heard a crack, which is NOT a good sound. I had broken my leg for the second time. I layed on my back for a good while, trying to get over the pain. After about a hour, I managed to get myself back in my room and change out of my clothes. When my mom got up, and started making breakfest, I pretended to fall down the stairs, which was a perfect alibi for the broken leg.

Agen
05-29-2003, 05:51 PM
Just don't go to the toilet while on this page :p

Pad
05-29-2003, 05:58 PM
throwing up in the bathroom (drunkness) and sayin it was a bad hamburger.
loosing my cellular out of drunkness and tellin it was stolen.
using my parents bed for certain explicit gf activity.
skippin much classes and tellin i go to em all :p (o well, i still pass my tests)

Darth Groovy
05-29-2003, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by STTCT
sex in your parents bed .....that's disturbing!!!



Well that is only the tip of the iceburg for me....

Kstar__2
05-29-2003, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by HertogJan
Wow... I don't understand why your parents can be so upset about porn etc. If my parent would see I had a playboy (or an entire series of playboys for that matter) under my matress, they wouldn't really bother, probably only just laugh about it...

Why is it so bad?? It would be different if I had underage porn etc. but c'mon I'd never do that! Don't watch porn that often anyway, I see pics from time to time, but only when a friend says they're really good ;)

it's the dutch spirit:D :p

•-BLaCKouT-•
05-29-2003, 06:13 PM
Hmmm,
I reckon a lot of the things that fall under this category are things which they actually do know, but have the common decency not to let me know they know. :p

Apart from that... well the other things are the kind of thing I'm not sure I'd share on a public message board. Even with you guys I'm afraid :p I mean what would you decent people think if you knew that I'd You didn't think I was going to tell you about the kitten did you?

//sinks deep into a sense of shame and guilt, thinking about past 'secret' misdemeanours.

B.

Thrackan Solo
05-29-2003, 07:11 PM
5. The smoke smell wasnt from me playing with matches.:rhett:



4. Almost burnt house down with gasoline


3. Cant tell

2.For fear

1. My parents might drop by forums sometime and see my...uhhh...things I've done:)

RpTheHotrod
05-29-2003, 08:11 PM
Heh...like many, a bit too...much for these forums. ;)

Lunatic Jedi
05-29-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Well that is only the tip of the iceburg for me....

GAH! NOW I'M EVEN MORE ANXIOUS!!! TELL US!!! TELL US NOW!!!

STTCT
05-30-2003, 05:47 AM
yuck...sex in your parents bed is gross....your parents have sex in it!! you had sex in their juices....

Darth Groovy
05-30-2003, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
yuck...sex in your parents bed is gross....your parents have sex in it!! you had sex in their juices....

Ya know shannon, that is just something I don't want to think about...

STTCT
05-30-2003, 06:40 AM
well i'm just wondering cuz it seems like a lot of guys had sex in their parents beds...and I'm just thinking...

nooooooo!

edlib
05-30-2003, 08:57 AM
Yeh,.. it seems like a trend. I, for one, simply don't understand it. After all, that's what the dining room table is for...

:joy:

jokemaster
05-30-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by edlib
Yeh,.. it seems like a trend. I, for one, simply don't understand it. After all, that's what the dining room table is for...

:joy:
Thank's for that image, i'll never eat diner at a house with teenagers over 15 again

C'jais
05-30-2003, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by jokemaster
Thank's for that image, i'll never eat diner at a house with teenagers over 15 again

Dude, animals are f*cking all over your house anyway.

Slimy, creepy, disgusting little insects and micro-organisms.


Right now, even in your own eye are they having a go at it.

Kstar__2
05-30-2003, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by C'jais
Dude, animals are f*cking all over your house anyway.

Slimy, creepy, disgusting little insects and micro-organisms.


Right now, even in your own eye are they having a go at it.

that can be only cjais......

*start washing his eyes*

Writer
05-30-2003, 02:18 PM
Why such a sick subject? This is one of those kind of things that nobody but you needs to know about.

Oh, and by the way, I've never done anything like that and won't until I get married.

C'jais
05-30-2003, 02:26 PM
Originally posted by wildjedi
Why such a sick subject? This is one of those kind of things that nobody but you needs to know about.

Yeah, human nature is a pretty gross thing, come to think of it.

You afraid of the sight of your naked body as well?


Kay, many little creatures are living off and on your body. Without them you'd be sick.

Kstar__2
05-30-2003, 02:34 PM
i know, i also know about the eyelash monsters and stuff

just not my eyes! :barf:

Thrackan Solo
05-30-2003, 04:52 PM
You afraid of the sight of your naked body as well?

Well.....
*runs away from mirror in bathroom*:)

greedo626
05-30-2003, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by STTCT
yuck...sex in your parents bed is gross....your parents have sex in it!! you had sex in their juices....

sex... juices... sex juices :eyeraise:... parent's sex juices... erg :barf:

I'll be really immature and say "sex is gross":bernard: :xp:

ZBomber
05-30-2003, 06:07 PM
hehe, ST, your pretty strange for a mom. I wish my mom was like that. :p ^_^

Kstar__2
05-30-2003, 06:31 PM
Z, don't make that nice old lady feel old!

oh wait....


*runs* :p

Lunatic Jedi
05-30-2003, 06:40 PM
You have such a way with words, kstar. :rolleyes:

zERoCooL2479
05-30-2003, 07:03 PM
I am now traumatized...thanks :(

Lunatic Jedi
05-30-2003, 07:06 PM
This thread should come with free therapy. :eyeraise:

Thrackan Solo
05-30-2003, 07:15 PM
Well it just so happens I am a Psychiatrist. Just lay down on the couch over there.
:D

I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night

Lunatic Jedi
05-30-2003, 07:18 PM
I will NOT lay on a couch when you're nearby. :eek:

Thrackan Solo
05-30-2003, 07:41 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
I will NOT lay on a couch when you're nearby. :eek:

Trust me.. I am happily in love with my girlfriend.........s:)

ZBomber
05-30-2003, 07:54 PM
Well, Rhett can be a psychitrist. However, he may make you feel really bad about yourself, so I don't recomend it... why did he have to bring up Bobo! Its not my fault he jumped into the fire place! *runs out of thread crying* :cry7:

Anyways:
4. I MAY watch nude girl things on TV when my parents aren't home... :D

TheJackal
05-30-2003, 07:57 PM
1. i smoked... stuff... under the window of my parent's room with my cousin, my brother and 4-5 of our friends.

2. i know the story about my uncle growing pot when he was a kid on the farm. they found it. instead of destroying it, they sold it all to the motorcycle gang.

3. did kinky stuff with my girlfriends (I'm currently single) allmost everywhere in the house. even when my parents are there. :p

4. i use the excuse of going rollerblading with college friends downtown to do other "stuff" with my college friends.

5. i'm into photography a lot lately. they think its just in nature shots. :o

6. I got parking tickets with my parents car more than once.

7. I'm part of the gang of "trouble makers" setting firecrackers and other loud stuff around 1-2am

8. i made a stink bomb with some friends behind a grocery store. it backed fired and the garbage and empty boxes caught fire. :o

9. i have a credit card

10. 90% of the time i went to my girlfriend's place her parents ARENT there. the worst part is when her parents call home to check if everything is fine and that she's alone. (its hard keeping a straight voice when you're... exhausted)

11. skinny dipped in my neighboor's pool with friends.

12. i replaced the vodka in the alcohol cabinet with water. they never drink it anyways :p

I really could go on. so much stuff!

topshot
05-30-2003, 08:23 PM
Z jorbed:
4. I MAY watch nude girl things on TV when my parents aren't home... :D

You remind me of someone, Z. But who?

*One of the clones escapes from his story thread and sneaks up behind ZBomber, going for the art of surprise.*

me: Hey you! Get back to where you belong!

(Evil Topshot) : Oops, sorry!

*Clone runs off to somewhere inappropriate* :naughty:

Lunatic Jedi
05-30-2003, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by TheJackal
5. i'm into photography a lot lately. they think its just in nature shots. :o

BAH HA HA! Very clever, you sly dog, you! :thumbsup:

Lynk Former
05-30-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Captain wing
I knew it, you are Rach are girlfriend and boyfriend! *Runs out of thread screaming*

¬¬ Quiet you...




@ everyone: Well I was just getting something from in there then Leah just walks in and pounces on me! WHAT WAS I TO DO?! WHAT WAS I TO DOOOOOOO?!?!?!

Pisces
05-30-2003, 11:52 PM
5. The movies I watch and the music I listen to
4. Consistent swearing
3. Screwing around in school
2. Underage drinking
1. Have tried illegal drugs


@Lynk, well, if it makes you feel any better. I think you did all you could. :D:p

ZBomber
05-31-2003, 12:16 AM
I don't care where I would haves ex, parent's bed, bath tub, toilet seat...... meep...
*runs into the ngiht*
:D

Lynk Former
05-31-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
I don't care where I would haves ex, parent's bed, bath tub, toilet seat...... meep...
:D

... on the Trampoline in my backyard

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
*runs into the ngiht*

Wise move.

jokemaster
05-31-2003, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
... on the Trampoline in my backyard
:eyeraise: :eyeraise: :eyeraise: :eyeraise:
Thanks for that idea.
*Goes off to find girlfriend's location*

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
... on the Trampoline in my backyard

Woah... what, seriously? ZBomber? :eyeraise:

*Eyes ZBomber suspciously*

topshot
05-31-2003, 01:14 AM
Strangely weird Z would actually do that anywhere! :p

*Runs off before he loses his head by the hand of Z himself, who is armed with the Grim Reaper's Scythe.*

Acrylic
05-31-2003, 01:17 AM
Uhm, yall know Z is only 13? Right?

jokemaster
05-31-2003, 01:24 AM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
Uhm, yall know Z is only 13? Right?
Yeah, that's what makes it funny, he's going through puberty or has just passed through it, the wildest years
*reminises about his 12-16 years*
((BTW, my posts don't reflect my real age))

Acrylic
05-31-2003, 01:34 AM
Originally posted by jokemaster
Yeah, that's what makes it funny, he's going through puberty or has just passed through it,

NO..he cant have, he still has a high voice.

jokemaster
05-31-2003, 01:50 AM
Actually the high voice is because of a practical joke i played on him... Let's just say it has to do with lungs, balloons, tanks, and a whole lotta helium.

Acrylic
05-31-2003, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by jokemaster
Actually the high voice is because of a practical joke i played on him... Let's just say it has to do with lungs, balloons, tanks, and a whole lotta helium.

I did that today! It sounded so awesome! First time I did that too! :D

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 02:13 AM
You know, that stuff kills brain cells.

TheJackal
05-31-2003, 02:26 AM
Oh! the trampoline!

haha, i remember that! It was a small indoor one and not outdoor. So it was a bit ackward but ... as expected... it adds bounce.


huh yeah... anyways.

i just remembered something else i dont want my parents to know.

- I'm going to New York with 20+ classemates next spring break. I'll say I'll be camping with friends in the boonies for a week.

- we (my classemates and I) are also gonna rent out a cottage for 2 weeks next year. we need to raise some money first... and by that i mean doing pubs.

nothing big, but Its still doing something my parents wouldnt approve of.

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by TheJackal
Oh! the trampoline!

haha, i remember that! It was a small indoor one and not outdoor. So it was a bit ackward but ... as expected... it adds bounce.

:eyeraise:

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

I could stand to lose a few brain cells right about now...

*Inhales helium*

TheJackal
05-31-2003, 03:10 AM
you guys gotta start be more open to stuff.

take this from a guy who one of his best friend is bisexual, knows three lesbians and good friends with 2 gay men.

Being friends with them made me learn and become open to a LOT of stuff. but of course I still have personnal limites.


btw. in case your thinking it, which you probebly are... I'm 100% heterosexual.

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 03:31 AM
*Immediately inhales deeper*

Loki GM
05-31-2003, 04:37 AM
1. I sneak their beer when their gone
2. I have computer porn

and I wouldnt like to say anything else because my brother comes here :D :D :D

Lynk Former
05-31-2003, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by TheJackal
Oh! the trampoline!

haha, i remember that! It was a small indoor one and not outdoor. So it was a bit ackward but ... as expected... it adds bounce.


huh yeah... anyways.

Oh Leah and I didn't just do that once, it was a few times actually, the bounce really does add to the whole experience... it really does... *loses focus and starts drooling*


Oh and Jackal, try having about 12 people in LucasForums thinking you're a girl x.x

jokemaster
05-31-2003, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Lynk Former

Oh and Jackal, try having about 12 people in LucasForums thinking you're a girl x.x
You mean you're not a girl!? :eek:

Acrylic
05-31-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
*Immediately inhales deeper*

He said Heterosexual...not Homosexual. Heterosexual means you're straight, right?

Pad
05-31-2003, 03:26 PM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
Oh and Jackal, try having about 12 people in LucasForums thinking you're a girl x.x
way to easy :p
oops


and yes, heterosexual means you´re straight ;)

boys into boys and girls into girls ^_^

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
He said Heterosexual...not Homosexual. Heterosexual means you're straight, right?

Yes... but still...

*Inhales deeply*

*Passes out*

swphreak
05-31-2003, 05:42 PM
I must know, what is the point of having sex in your parent's bed? Is it some thrill, is your bed not big enough, or am I the only person with a queen size bed....

Lynk Former
05-31-2003, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by StarWarsPhreak
I must know, what is the point of having sex in your parent's bed? Is it some thrill, is your bed not big enough, or am I the only person with a queen size bed....

You don't understand Phreak, it's just that sometimes the tension can get so high you don't care where you are in the house... I remember this one time in the loungeroom we just got onto the floor...

Jed
05-31-2003, 07:40 PM
Holy smokes...

Lynk, that house must be covered in billions of your potential children :p

Hey, had to say it.

Well, for me, it's probably:

1. Coming to LF or any forum for that matter
2. My true personality
3. I've got a pocketknife.
4. I've sampled some alcoholic beverages without their consent.

That's it for now. I think.

:D

ZBomber
05-31-2003, 07:44 PM
Uhm, yall know Z is only 13? Right?

I never knew that... :p

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
I never knew that... :p

You, my friend, are in desperate need of a calendar. :eek:

Lynk Former
05-31-2003, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Jedi220
Holy smokes...

Lynk, that house must be covered in billions of your potential children :p

Hey, had to say it.

XD AHAHAHAHHAHAH, luckily I'm not stupid and I always carried a few packs of... protection *nods* Remember kids, safe sex and plenty of it.

ZBomber
05-31-2003, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
You, my friend, are in desperate need of a calendar. :eek:

I should be 14. I was alive when I was in the womb, you know. :p

Lynk Former
05-31-2003, 09:23 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
I should be 14. I was alive when I was in the womb, you know. :p

That defeats the whole purpose of birthday...

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 11:46 PM
Then it would be called conception day, and that just doesn't have the same ring to it. :p

Lynk Former
05-31-2003, 11:50 PM
"happy conception day to you, happy conception day to you..."



no doesn't work at all x.x

Lunatic Jedi
05-31-2003, 11:52 PM
As if this world needs ANOTHER holiday. :rolleyes:

Jed
05-31-2003, 11:59 PM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
XD AHAHAHAHHAHAH, luckily I'm not stupid and I always carried a few packs of... protection *nods* Remember kids, safe sex and plenty of it.

Still....I mean...wow....

:D

El Sitherino
06-01-2003, 12:08 AM
1. that i have more sex than the average "riskay" college student
2. that i smoke weed
3. that i used to sell porn for money to get stuff for my comp
4.that i've seen quite alot of porn
5.that i use some illegal programs
6. that i got friends with "special"connections (mobs)

Acrylic
06-01-2003, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
1. that i have more sex than the average "riskay" college student
2. that i smoke weed
3. that i used to sell porn for money to get stuff for my comp
4.that i've seen quite alot of porn
5.that i use some illegal programs
6. that i got friends with "special"connections (mobs)

You lead the perfect life. :p ;)

ZBomber
06-01-2003, 12:41 AM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
That defeats the whole purpose of birthday...

So, it will be my 14th birthday soon, but I will have been alive for 15 years. :p

Lunatic Jedi
06-01-2003, 01:00 AM
Bah! A technicality. Actually, you'll have been a live for 14 years and 9 months, so you're still 14!

HAH!!! :p

Lynk Former
06-01-2003, 02:03 AM
Well what kind of alive are we talking about? You're not self aware from the get go, it takes some time for a human child to grow in there you know. You weren't even you at first you were just another part of your mother. :p

Lunatic Jedi
06-01-2003, 02:34 AM
Yeah... what he said!

HAH!

Elijah
06-02-2003, 06:02 AM
Originally posted by C'jais
Yeah, human nature is a pretty gross thing, come to think of it.

You afraid of the sight of your naked body as well?


Kay, many little creatures are living off and on your body. Without them you'd be sick.
LOL Cjais... I dont know what it is, but somthing about you humors me.

access_flux
06-02-2003, 06:29 AM
sneaking in on the computer? bahh noobs :D


if i wrote half the stuff i've done, i would probably be kicked off the boards.

oh yeah, let me just say one thing. ex gangmember. that says enough.

Lynk Former
06-02-2003, 02:42 PM
...yay?... *walks away*

Nitro
06-02-2003, 02:50 PM
you nog

Lunatic Jedi
06-02-2003, 10:27 PM
Nog bog!

C'jais
06-02-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by ZDawg
LOL Cjais... I dont know what it is, but somthing about you humors me.

Hehe.

Welcome back!








ZEDdawg! Hahahahahah! You shall suffer the curse of the British Z-pronounciation and be placed next to zedbomber.... niehehehehe....

;)

Lunatic Jedi
06-02-2003, 10:34 PM
ZDawg! I think I remember you... but I don't know where...

Were you ever on the Planetarion forums?

Jed
06-02-2003, 11:59 PM
I too have noticed this sudden return of "the dawg"....

:D Hiya!

*wonders if he still remembers him*

BongoBob
06-03-2003, 12:30 AM
Jeez, I did all of this a year ago....anyways...
1)I Masturbated(Do you think that any girl would wanna be humped by 200 pounds of vanilla pudding???)
2)I said the f word on a daily basis
3)Actually, I cussed on a daily basis
4)I Smoked weed on a near daily basis
5)I played M-Rated games
And now I am a Jehovahs Witness, and have made my peace with Jehovah.I've been porn,masterbation,M-Rated game, drug, and alchohol free for over a year.:D

Nitro
06-03-2003, 01:11 AM
Poor you...

*drains his beer, finishes a joint, drops the roach in the empty bottle, fires up Media Player, and spanks it to lesbians while playing Vice City on PS2 with his left hand*


Ah, thank you. :p

El Sitherino
06-03-2003, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by Nitro
Poor you...

*drains his beer, finishes a joint, drops the roach in the empty bottle, fires up Media Player, and spanks it to lesbians while playing Vice City on PS2 with his left hand*


Ah, thank you. :p hahahahaha
sounds like a saturday to me :D

Lunatic Jedi
06-03-2003, 01:37 AM
BAH HA HA HA!

Good one Insane. :p

El Sitherino
06-03-2003, 01:44 AM
well it could also be a sunday,tuesday,thursday,wednesday,friday.
monday's it's day off :D

Lunatic Jedi
06-03-2003, 01:46 AM
Urf? :eyeraise:

Lynk Former
06-03-2003, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by BongoBob
Jeez, I did all of this a year ago....anyways...
1)I Masturbated(Do you think that any girl would wanna be humped by 200 pounds of vanilla pudding???)
2)I said the f word on a daily basis
3)Actually, I cussed on a daily basis
4)I Smoked weed on a near daily basis
5)I played M-Rated games
And now I am a Jehovahs Witness, and have made my peace with Jehovah.I've been porn,masterbation,M-Rated game, drug, and alchohol free for over a year.:D

Even if u did get a million chicks i'd still expect you to masturbate *crosses his arms*

Lunatic Jedi
06-03-2003, 03:04 AM
Uh... yeah...

Elijah
06-03-2003, 04:40 AM
Originally posted by C'jais
Hehe.

Welcome back!








ZEDdawg! Hahahahahah! You shall suffer the curse of the British Z-pronounciation and be placed next to zedbomber.... niehehehehe....

;)
Rofl, the brits have me!
thanx for the WB!

Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
ZDawg! I think I remember you... but I don't know where...

Were you ever on the Planetarion forums?
I remember you Lunatic... but No I never went to those forums... I dont think so anyways.
I too have noticed this sudden return of "the dawg"....

Hiya!

*wonders if he still remembers him* remembers him? if you mean me remember you, how do i forget good'ol 220?

Boba Rhett
06-03-2003, 04:45 AM
Wow. Hiya Zdawg! :wavey: Sure has been a while.

access_flux
06-03-2003, 05:13 AM
the dawg is back! yo yo, big gude! from germany.

Kstar__2
06-03-2003, 11:04 AM
heh, it's zdawg!

i used to mess you and jed up all the time :p

ZBomber
06-03-2003, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by ZDawg
Rofl, the brits have me!
thanx for the WB!


I remember you Lunatic... but No I never went to those forums... I dont think so anyways.
remembers him? if you mean me remember you, how do i forget good'ol 220?

You used to be my apprentice, fellow ZEE :D

Well what kind of alive are we talking about? You're not self aware from the get go, it takes some time for a human child to grow in there you know. You weren't even you at first you were just another part of your mother.

Well, so I guess I could be like, egg and sperm... ^_^

RpTheHotrod
06-03-2003, 09:43 PM
....ew?

Elijah
06-03-2003, 11:21 PM
I'm loved!

Hi to everyone who said Hi, and hello to those who havnt :D

I've been away to long...I plan to stick around for awile, But I'm leaving in a week to go to Australia for a month. I'll try to drop a line to you guys from an internet cafe!

Lunatic Jedi
06-03-2003, 11:29 PM
Good to see an old member return. YAAAYY!!!

Elijah
06-03-2003, 11:49 PM
Older dan joo :eek:

Darklighter
06-03-2003, 11:57 PM
Look, it's Dawg!:eek:

*points at Dawg*

Good to see ya back buddy ^_^

Nitro
06-04-2003, 12:38 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Good to see an old member return. YAAAYY!!!

*Sees "old member" describing someone who joined in 2002 and his head explodes*

Lunatic Jedi
06-04-2003, 01:46 AM
Don't worry, we love you too Nitro. :p

Elijah
06-04-2003, 04:38 AM
Originally posted by access_flux
the dawg is back! yo yo, big gude! from germany. German, you mean like rather than TheaDawg its ZDAWG!... Like ZEEDAWG! :D

CJais, dont you live in "Swedens Hat"?
TEEEHEHEH *Runs Away*

Loki GM
06-04-2003, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by Nitro
Poor you...

*drains his beer, finishes a joint, drops the roach in the empty bottle, fires up Media Player, and spanks it to lesbians while playing Vice City on PS2 with his left hand*


Ah, thank you. :p

AHHHHHhhh the true purpose of multitasking :D :D :D

Crazy_dog no.3
06-04-2003, 02:22 PM
1) I have been on certain "websites" (funny thing is, they let me watch films with nudity :rolleyes: )

2) i shot somebody in the foot (with CO2-powered gun, and it had non-lethal ammo, but still)

3) I have used thier credit card

4) Some of my friends used to sell ciggarettes when they were 13 (and probably do now)

5) I have been out very late doing certain "things" (won't say what :D )

Lunatic Jedi
06-04-2003, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by Crazy_dog no.3
5) I have been out very late doing certain "things" (won't say what :D )

I think we can all guess based on that. :p

Lynk Former
06-04-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
You used to be my apprentice, fellow ZEE :D



Well, so I guess I could be like, egg and sperm... ^_^

Happy Egg and Sperm day... ack that's even worse!! *slaps Z* just accept your birthday dammit!!

Elijah
06-04-2003, 09:33 PM
We are ZD, and ZB... :D sounds similar...
ZB, I thought we where "The Z Jedis... yea, the Z Jedis"
;)

Lynk Former
06-04-2003, 09:36 PM
*shakes head* not another Power Rangers group...

Acrylic
06-04-2003, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by Lynk Former
Happy Egg and Sperm day... ack that's even worse!! *slaps Z* just accept your birthday dammit!!

Imagine if it was "Egg Sperm and Bacon Day" o.0

Lynk Former
06-04-2003, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by AcrylicGuitar
Imagine if it was "Egg Sperm and Bacon Day" o.0

*gives AG a serious look* wouldn't that be a little TOO salty?

Lunatic Jedi
06-04-2003, 11:38 PM
Why the addition of "bacon?" :confused:

Nitro
06-05-2003, 12:45 AM
Why not!?

Lynk Former
06-05-2003, 01:58 AM
Originally posted by Nitro
Why not!?

EXACTLY! WHY NOT?! :P

Lunatic Jedi
06-05-2003, 02:23 AM
I like the way you think! :p

Besides...

...

...

...

BACON GOOD!!! :joy:

Tyrion
06-05-2003, 02:26 AM
That isnt bubbly grease on your bacon.

*grins*

Lunatic Jedi
06-05-2003, 02:27 AM
:eek:

...

...

...

...

...

...

...

BACON BAD!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Quotation
06-05-2003, 03:57 AM
Heh heh, I think this one: :eyeraise: is a bit more appropriate..
Or is that only used in specifically ironic/ominous situations?

BongoBob
06-05-2003, 08:52 AM
WOW:eek: This thread has gone from strange to...strange...er...........BACON BAD!HAM GOOD!:p

STTCT
06-05-2003, 09:06 AM
personaly I like sausage....

Lynk Former
06-05-2003, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
personaly I like sausage....

personally i like the breast best

Lunatic Jedi
06-05-2003, 09:00 PM
:eyeraise:

Lynk Former
06-05-2003, 09:20 PM
What?... stop looking at me like that...

Lunatic Jedi
06-05-2003, 09:21 PM
:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

Gets annoying, doesn't it?

Acrylic
06-05-2003, 09:30 PM
*AG puts on make up and looks like this :amidala: andlooks at JL for looking at Lynk that way*

Lunatic Jedi
06-05-2003, 09:32 PM
Woah... now I'm scared... please stop... AAAAAAGHH!!! :eek:

Lynk Former
06-05-2003, 09:34 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

:eyeraise:

Gets annoying, doesn't it?

^_^ *stabs LJ in the eye* ...that'll learn ya

Acrylic
06-05-2003, 09:34 PM
Come here JL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

*make up is mysteriously taken off by a figure in the shadows. All you can see is pointy ears and smoke...*

Lunatic Jedi
06-05-2003, 09:38 PM
Pointy ears and smoke? Oh, THAT'S a lot to go on. :rolleyes:

Acrylic
06-05-2003, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Pointy ears and smoke? Oh, THAT'S a lot to go on. :rolleyes:

He resembles Yoda...a HIGH yoda...

Lunatic Jedi
06-05-2003, 10:42 PM
Oh...

BAH HA HA HA HA!!! :rofl:

*Passes out*

Quotation
06-06-2003, 01:48 AM
:rhett:

There was an entire thread relating to that smiley a while back....

Loki GM
06-06-2003, 02:14 AM
may you all burn in hell on egg sperm and sausage day :D :p :D

Lunatic Jedi
06-06-2003, 02:18 AM
Nah. We'll be burning in bubbling grease... or whatever that stuff is. I don't even want to know. :eyeraise:

Nitro
06-06-2003, 02:34 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
personaly I like sausage....

I'm a leg man myself... Gotta have my dark meat.

Tyrion
06-06-2003, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
Nah. We'll be burning in bubbling grease... or whatever that stuff is. I don't even want to know. :eyeraise:

Again,it's not bubbling grease.

Lemme get you a hint. It's the white stuff you squirt in a "wet dream".

:D

Quotation
06-06-2003, 02:41 AM
What...shampoo? :eyeraise:

Lunatic Jedi
06-06-2003, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by Tyrion
Again,it's not bubbling grease.

Lemme get you a hint. It's the white stuff you squirt in a "wet dream".

:D

NURGH!!! :eek:

I HAD AN INKLING ALREADY AND I DIDN'T NEED YOU TO COME RIGHT OUT AND SAY IT!

Quotation
06-06-2003, 05:28 AM
*Relieves Lunatic of his Orange Juice*

Enough, buddy. Calm down. That's it...Deep breaths....

There. That wasn't so hard, was it? :p

I didn't know Orange Juice had that sort of influence on people.
Must be the vast quantities of sugar......

Acrylic
06-06-2003, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
Again,it's not bubbling grease.

Lemme get you a hint. It's the white stuff you squirt in a "wet dream".

:D


.......Ty......

All I have to say is WTF? A kid your age shouldn't know such things.

Nitro
06-06-2003, 02:02 PM
They grow up so damn fast these days... *sniffle*

swphreak
06-06-2003, 05:04 PM
Here's a new number 1 for me.... a girl that I am close friends with offered me sex for my birthday :naughty: but being the good guy I am and because I actually care for her, I said no. I'll settle for a movie :)

I'm not suprised Ty knows about that.. they teach you about it in school nowadays...