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Jo
05-28-2003, 11:58 PM
Ok, seeing as your on the computer right now, post some ways you know your on the computer too much..here are mine.

1. You read everything in 1's and 0's.
2. Your secondary language is Binary Code.

Boba Rhett
05-29-2003, 12:05 AM
You reach for things on your desk with your mouse.

Acrylic
05-29-2003, 12:09 AM
Your Dad has to drag you off....:D

Hyperglide
05-29-2003, 12:15 AM
You start saying Lol at public places like work and partys, and other random socializing instead of actually laughing.

Oh and you don't say "owned," anymore you say "pwned (pwoaned)."

CagedCrado
05-29-2003, 12:28 AM
Oh and you don't say "owned," anymore you say "pwned (pwoaned)."

Im guilty of that.....

You post threads on how you can tell youre on the computer too much.

ZBomber
05-29-2003, 12:30 AM
I've actually almost said lol once in public. ^_^

You believe that you can hack into someones brain. *shrugs* :p

Sam Fisher
05-29-2003, 02:11 AM
What?! how can you be on the computer too much?, that's not possible.... anyways, here's mine:

That at least 12 hours of your day are spent on the computer.

munik
05-29-2003, 02:13 AM
You read one of the things in this thread that describe something you do, and you get indignant because you don't think that means you're on the computer too much.

platypus202
05-29-2003, 02:46 AM
You have not gone to the bathrooom in 12 hours.

coupes.
05-29-2003, 03:15 AM
you use your CD-Rom drive as a cup holder.

Grilled-Sarlacc
05-29-2003, 03:18 AM
When you misplace sumthing, you say "Who deleted my stuff??"

Heh i'm guilty of that...

Kstar__2
05-29-2003, 05:17 AM
you've seen this thread b4, once, twice, even three times.....

>.<

BigTeddyPaul
05-29-2003, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by platypus202
You have not gone to the bathrooom in 12 hours.

Don't need to leave your computer for that one.

<relieved pleasurable sigh>

BigTeddyPaul

HertogJan
05-29-2003, 06:12 AM
When you told the pizza delivery boy to bring a pizza everyday and give it to you upstairs.

leXX
05-29-2003, 09:12 AM
Originally posted by kstar__2
you've seen this thread b4, once, twice, even three times.....

>.<


^^ YEP.


You can type fluent vB Code.

Darklighter
05-29-2003, 10:03 AM
You walk in home and ask "Any PMs for me?"

You think that 'going outside' means opening the window.

Cobwebs start to gather on your door handle.

:D

Originally posted by Hyperglide
You start saying Lol at public places like work and partys, and other random socializing instead of actually laughing.

Oh god, I actually came out and said the full "lmao" when joking around with my friends - was very embarrassing:o

obi
05-29-2003, 12:15 PM
If you are a working man, you come home, and instead of saying "Honey, I'm home!" you say "Honey, I'm online!"

If your eyes are bloodshot and everyone thinks you are high.

You refer to your father as "Boba Rhett."

=(BoD)= M.D.B.
05-29-2003, 12:20 PM
You try to hit a real flea on the monitor with the mouse marker (I di it right before I posted this).

Die Another Day
05-29-2003, 01:26 PM
1: Your postman's name is "Outlook Express".

2: When you hear the doorbell, you panic, thinking someone is hacking into your domain.

3: You start listening to a CD while online, and when you finish you realise you've just listened to the whole CD about six times through.

4: Instead of meeting up with mates in town, you meet with them on a chat room.

5: You wonder why you can't delete the embarrasing comment you just made.

6: In your work report / essay, you put little Smilies in.

7: When people shout your name loudly, but you don't respond. Oh, hang on, my real name isn't "Die Another Day", it's...

8: When you realise your typing speed has increased three times over in the past two weeks.

Oh, good God, I am actually part of my computer. Erm... I'm going outside now... oh hell, let's post some more random comments on the computer instead! Oh, here's another one...

"9: YOUR SPELLING AND GRAMMER SKILLS ARE FORGOTTEN BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO TYPE THINGS OUT PROPERLY WHEN YOU ARE ONLINE."

That last one is to everyone on here apart from me. Sorry, but it really does bug me.

greedo626
05-29-2003, 01:55 PM
one time when I was playing Red Faction 2 the cat came into the room and started meowing at me and wouldn't stop. I tried to turn with the mouse and shoot it:p (this happened more than once)

Mex
05-29-2003, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by Die Another Day


That last one is to everyone on here apart from me. Sorry, but it really does bug me.

So you think you are the best typer here? You're nuts.

1. Instead of saying goodbye to your friend you say you are signing off. :p

jokemaster
05-29-2003, 02:41 PM
You read this thread and say: "i do that"

swphreak
05-29-2003, 04:30 PM
half the computer is passworded so your parents won't find certain things on your comp (and no it's not pr0n I'm hiding)

leXX
05-29-2003, 04:39 PM
You are now ambidextrous because you don't want to take your hand off the mouse.

Pad
05-29-2003, 05:43 PM
someone tells you a joke at work/ school and you say “lol”
your phone bill reaches 4 figures
your average post per day reaches 3 figures
someone insults you, you hold up a bit of paper that says ‘STFU’
you start showing signs of gatewayphobia
you can no longer straighten your arms
you see smilies when you close your eyes
you can’t sleep until you’ve thought of a new custom title


more to be found here (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=79627)

yea, i got too much time :p