PDA

View Full Version : To spam is not a sin...

Deadmeat_X
06-02-2003, 01:41 PM
...so here's, once again, one of the beloves 'story' threads. The point? I post 3 words, you put 3 words behind it, and so on, till there's a whole story. Only 3 words ppl!




So I'll start...



Yesterday I won...
NiKo
06-02-2003, 01:43 PM
..the pleasure of...
Meksilon
06-02-2003, 01:51 PM
...enjoying my first...
Yufster
06-02-2003, 01:56 PM
....SEX with Bill....



(What neil? :D)
Joshi
06-02-2003, 02:00 PM
...three worded story...
Alia
06-02-2003, 02:50 PM
.....where were we?......
Deadmeat_X
06-02-2003, 04:00 PM
I'll just continua after Yufs post, since Neil didnt make sense...



(...sex with Bill...)




...Gates's wife and...
Alia
06-02-2003, 04:08 PM
.....now I was.....
Yufster
06-02-2003, 04:26 PM
...Thinking of Bill...
Gabez
06-02-2003, 04:40 PM
...Gates' dog because...
Alia
06-02-2003, 04:47 PM
...I'm such a.....
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 04:55 PM
...petshop dog seller...
NiKo
06-02-2003, 05:02 PM
bill gates whore
Joshi
06-02-2003, 05:07 PM
...who knows about...

(p.s, my post didn't make sense because that cheeky yufster edited her post:p)
Yufster
06-02-2003, 05:10 PM
Bill Gates Girlfriend...

(I am a cheeky girl, I am a cheeky girl, you are a cheeky boy, you are a cheeky boy, touch my bum!)
Joshi
06-02-2003, 05:12 PM
who slept with

(god i hate that song, but seem slightly aroused at the thought of touching your bum 0o)
Yufster
06-02-2003, 05:24 PM
....Bill Gates Dog...


Oh I hate that song too, believe me.
Joshi
06-02-2003, 05:31 PM
before beastiality became...
Alia
06-02-2003, 05:40 PM
.....unfashionable in society.
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 05:41 PM
like deleting topics :mad:

(yes, thats right. You, who shall remain nameless, know what im talking about)
Yufster
06-02-2003, 05:45 PM
...And Bill Gates...
Joshi
06-02-2003, 05:48 PM
left the story
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 06:26 PM
*every1 cheers happily*
Shivermetimbers
06-02-2003, 07:02 PM
........and dances merrily....
Yufster
06-02-2003, 07:13 PM
...But Bill Gates...
Shivermetimbers
06-02-2003, 07:14 PM
.....has died. Irrevocably.
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 09:21 PM
From now on...
Alia
06-02-2003, 09:56 PM
...we will NEVER....
Yufster
06-02-2003, 09:56 PM
....Bill Gates will...
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 10:26 PM
bill will die and we will never talk about him

. Now to other....
Yufster
06-02-2003, 10:33 PM
FINE THEN!!!! Jesus!

...Crotch Malteser Stories..
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 10:48 PM
...wont be mentioned... :p
Yufster
06-02-2003, 11:02 PM
However, Nikola TESTIS.....
Acrylic
06-02-2003, 11:08 PM
..thats halfmy name...

(Yes, 4 words kinda, just put two of em together :p)
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 11:26 PM
since nothing else makes sence, im restarting :p

Once upon a...
Yufster
06-02-2003, 11:33 PM
...time, bill gates../.
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-02-2003, 11:42 PM
well, i tried. ;P
Yufster
06-03-2003, 12:01 AM
Yes. You did.
Acrylic
06-03-2003, 12:03 AM
Should I start over again?

One Day Yufster...
Alia
06-03-2003, 12:36 AM
went to the.....
Huz
06-03-2003, 12:38 AM
Happiness Patrol headquarters

(yes)
Yaweh
06-03-2003, 12:54 AM
...to create primates...
Alia
06-03-2003, 01:11 AM
....and little fishies....
Acrylic
06-03-2003, 01:12 AM
...that create laserbeams...
Alia
06-03-2003, 01:26 AM
....and play Cannonfodder!
Yufster
06-03-2003, 01:30 AM
With Bill Gates
Alia
06-03-2003, 01:34 AM
.....leaving very quickly.....
Yufster
06-03-2003, 01:38 AM
and nikola testicles..
Alia
06-03-2003, 01:52 AM
...also fast disappearing....
Deadmeat_X
06-03-2003, 08:07 AM
...the primates were...


(tnx Andy :D)
Joshi
06-03-2003, 10:28 AM
leaving this topic...
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-03-2003, 03:23 PM
but wait! Here...
Acrylic
06-04-2003, 06:43 PM
..Are the Champions..
Yufster
06-04-2003, 06:45 PM
...Bill Gates and....
Alia
06-04-2003, 08:43 PM
the Sundance Kid!
Yufster
06-04-2003, 08:44 PM
...A huge Dildo....
Alia
06-04-2003, 09:05 PM
....did a flying...
Yufster
06-05-2003, 05:09 AM
....f*ckdance with lemon...
Deadmeat_X
06-05-2003, 07:34 AM
...eating Wookies, that...
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-05-2003, 06:08 PM
...were completely lost...
Deadmeat_X
06-06-2003, 04:51 AM
..in space with...
Joshi
06-06-2003, 12:59 PM
fish head he...
Acrylic
06-06-2003, 02:53 PM
tried to eat...
Das Mole
06-06-2003, 05:48 PM
...but he couldn't...
Acrylic
06-06-2003, 06:02 PM
...Because he gagged...
Das Mole
06-06-2003, 10:21 PM
...on crotch maltesers...

(wow, that was different)
Alia
06-06-2003, 10:39 PM
.....and expired. So....
Das Mole
06-06-2003, 11:02 PM
...i gotta pee...
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-06-2003, 11:03 PM
...we start over:...

(lets try to make this a story, k? :p)
Alia
06-06-2003, 11:04 PM
Once upon a......
Das Mole
06-06-2003, 11:06 PM
time, I finished...

(the next few people have to say: a giant pixy stick and a large cappucino blast from baskin robbins)
Joshi
06-07-2003, 12:37 PM
a bagguette because.
pHILBRUSH
06-07-2003, 01:05 PM
...I didn't want...




-pHILBRUSH
Das Mole
06-07-2003, 02:07 PM
...boycotting of brie [cheese]...
Joshi
06-07-2003, 04:48 PM
but then i...
Das Mole
06-07-2003, 05:02 PM
..became very "hypercritical"...
Zoom Rabbit
06-07-2003, 06:19 PM
...of trying to think of something witty in less than twelve words...
Joshi
06-07-2003, 06:27 PM
then i thought
Das Mole
06-07-2003, 07:04 PM
"i love jewel"
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-07-2003, 07:56 PM
...which didnt make any sense...
Das Mole
06-07-2003, 08:14 PM
...actually it did...

(i'm talking about jewel, as in jewel kilcher, as in the girl in my avatar)
pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 11:46 AM
...Because little did...



-pHILBRUSH
Das Mole
06-08-2003, 12:12 PM
...al know about...
pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 12:13 PM
...the stinky, yet...


-pHILBRUSH
Das Mole
06-08-2003, 12:14 PM
...still hot- jewel!
pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 12:19 PM
made love with



-pHILBRUSH
Joshi
06-08-2003, 03:02 PM
a pogo stick.
pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 03:41 PM
wich was just


-pHILBRUSH
Amantis
06-08-2003, 04:32 PM
...running around footless...

- Amantis
Das Mole
06-08-2003, 04:40 PM
...kind of like...

i just went through and read it from the start [of this segment].

here:

once upon a time, i finished a baguette, because i didn't want boycotting of brie [cheese], but then i became very "hypercritical" of trying to think of something witty in less than twelve words. then i thought, "i love jewel", which didn't make any sense, actually it did, because little did al know about the stinky, yet still hot, jewel! [who] made love with a pogo stick, which was just running around footless, kind of like...
pHILBRUSH
06-08-2003, 04:44 PM
the little critter



-pHILBRUSH
Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-08-2003, 08:37 PM
... that i won...
Ernil
07-06-2003, 02:49 AM
...from my auntie...
x311
07-30-2003, 11:33 PM
(offtopic
funny story!!!
Deadmeat_X Edit your first post and add the whole completed story... please so we can read ...
The Bard
09-03-2005, 01:02 PM
Jolly rasta and
PoM
09-04-2005, 05:25 AM
The bard, who went on a bumping spree yesterday.
Joshi
09-04-2005, 12:42 PM
Yeah, actually, we already have a story thread, and that's just as bad. I may as well close this (first bit of actual moderating I've done in a while)