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06-03-2003, 09:25 PM
The new and improved Human!
The new Human model Homo Sapiens Sapiens is a blast! This is a once in a lifetime chance to get hold of our new model at discount price!
We've given the Human a complete overhaul and all this and more will you find incorporated in the newly augmented model:
You can take it everywhere! Biped with an uncanny ability to traverse even watery and mountaineous terrain. It can sprint, swim and jump - now with even better fortitude thanks to new hemoglobine!
It's intelligent! Has singlehandedly discovered the atomic theory, and pondered the great mysteries of life! Comes equipped with an improved logic engine and multi-tasking capacity.
It's social! Can communicate with other Humans and plenty of animal lifeforms to boot. Will have you occupied for years on end with its fantastic display of emotion! It falls in love and is adept at attracting other Humans! Amazingly, the new model Homo Sapiens Sapiens is now able to create entire societies! Watch them wage war and make peace! Watch them colonize new areas and build enormous cities!
Can manipulate the environment in new, unseen ways! The new Homo Sapiens sports two, 5-fingered "hands" - great tools for the inquisitive Humans, or just for the ones who like to get the job done. Combined with the improved logic engine, the new Human is able to transform almost any climate to suit itself!
It's omnivorious! The new Human is able to digest most food sources in the environment due to its highly versatile stomach and mouth. Its brand new multi-purpose chewing teeth are great for grinding vegetables and smaller animals, while the standard sharp teeth are capable of flaying hide and muscle with little difficulty!
It's durable! Most of our new Homo Sapiens come equipped with an average lifespan of 70-80 years - more than enough to satisfy your wishes for enjoyment of the Human nature! Because of the vastly improved immune system, most of our Human models suffer little trouble from otherwise deadly diseases! Its dermal casing will protect it from hazardous environments, ensuring a functional durability, and its tough skeleton will further shield the vital organs! It's built to last.
It's breedable! This is a sight you've got to see - by using the onboard sperm (on male models) and egg (on female models) production facilities, our Humans are able to seed other Humans! They can breed an entire family of Humans in no time! Your model might be the one who creates a lasting legacy by passing on the superior superior genes to worthy offspring!
It includes new organic gadgets! The new Homo Sapiens is a powerhouse of built-in technology! Comes equipped with standard issue stereo vision (colour), finely-tuned ears and an efficient sense of taste!
More, exciting news in this issue: Fully functional dream capability and an extremely advanced sense of balance working on onboard water in the brain! Kidneys with the capacity to neutralize lethal toxins!
Needless to say, this is state of the art! You simply won't find a better alternative on the current market, so enjoy your Human, today!
For more information on ordering our models, questions regarding the Human or a simple refund, call our hotline service - open 24 hours a day.
The new Human model Homo Sapiens Sapiens is a blast! This is a once in a lifetime chance to get hold of our new model at discount price!
We've given the Human a complete overhaul and all this and more will you find incorporated in the newly augmented model:
You can take it everywhere! Biped with an uncanny ability to traverse even watery and mountaineous terrain. It can sprint, swim and jump - now with even better fortitude thanks to new hemoglobine!
It's intelligent! Has singlehandedly discovered the atomic theory, and pondered the great mysteries of life! Comes equipped with an improved logic engine and multi-tasking capacity.
It's social! Can communicate with other Humans and plenty of animal lifeforms to boot. Will have you occupied for years on end with its fantastic display of emotion! It falls in love and is adept at attracting other Humans! Amazingly, the new model Homo Sapiens Sapiens is now able to create entire societies! Watch them wage war and make peace! Watch them colonize new areas and build enormous cities!
Can manipulate the environment in new, unseen ways! The new Homo Sapiens sports two, 5-fingered "hands" - great tools for the inquisitive Humans, or just for the ones who like to get the job done. Combined with the improved logic engine, the new Human is able to transform almost any climate to suit itself!
It's omnivorious! The new Human is able to digest most food sources in the environment due to its highly versatile stomach and mouth. Its brand new multi-purpose chewing teeth are great for grinding vegetables and smaller animals, while the standard sharp teeth are capable of flaying hide and muscle with little difficulty!
It's durable! Most of our new Homo Sapiens come equipped with an average lifespan of 70-80 years - more than enough to satisfy your wishes for enjoyment of the Human nature! Because of the vastly improved immune system, most of our Human models suffer little trouble from otherwise deadly diseases! Its dermal casing will protect it from hazardous environments, ensuring a functional durability, and its tough skeleton will further shield the vital organs! It's built to last.
It's breedable! This is a sight you've got to see - by using the onboard sperm (on male models) and egg (on female models) production facilities, our Humans are able to seed other Humans! They can breed an entire family of Humans in no time! Your model might be the one who creates a lasting legacy by passing on the superior superior genes to worthy offspring!
It includes new organic gadgets! The new Homo Sapiens is a powerhouse of built-in technology! Comes equipped with standard issue stereo vision (colour), finely-tuned ears and an efficient sense of taste!
More, exciting news in this issue: Fully functional dream capability and an extremely advanced sense of balance working on onboard water in the brain! Kidneys with the capacity to neutralize lethal toxins!
Needless to say, this is state of the art! You simply won't find a better alternative on the current market, so enjoy your Human, today!
For more information on ordering our models, questions regarding the Human or a simple refund, call our hotline service - open 24 hours a day.