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06-07-2003, 02:57 PM

06-07-2003, 04:25 PM
Please explain this game.

06-07-2003, 04:30 PM
Ja, Natty...as I said in your otehr topic, please explain what happens for all the newbies (and me, since I forgot)

06-07-2003, 04:43 PM
Im afraid im comfused as well. :( Please explain. :)

06-07-2003, 04:56 PM
Ach! It's all reely simple! All it is is that we all now say that we're part of the escapemi family and say which part we are being, like for instance, i am now the father and am marrying the mother doon the docks, ye ken? So now say who you are and soon enough weel come up with som kinda argument real jerry springer style, it'll be great.

(P.S. sorry for the almost Scottish accent, I was recently reading a book with almost Scottish people in it and I kinda got hooked, ye ken?)

So, whoose goona be ma wee wifey now?;) come one, doon't be shai!

Das Mole
06-07-2003, 04:59 PM
okay, we all have to part of a rich family that lives ain a mansion, so there can be maids and butlers and the janitor (i want to be the janitor).

and this rich family has to go on jerry springer. hm.

oh, yeah, why isn't my points game over here?:confused:

Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-07-2003, 07:39 PM
im the godfather's oldest son. who's the godfather?
(yeah, slight changes, but if it doesnt end up good, you can shoot me. no, really)

neil is my cousin, from the scottish part of the family

Das Mole
06-07-2003, 08:03 PM
actually, instead of being the janitor, i want to be the stuck-up whiny little bitch that sings once every two days in their parlor but is only paid $500 an hour and sings for 8 hours straight and still wants even more pay.

hey, my post count is f*cked up. i keep posting, but it won't go up. and it seems like i'm losing posts. like i just had 497 posts, i posted this, and i still have 497. what's up with that?

06-07-2003, 08:07 PM
Perhaps the post count doesn't go up in this forum, so it doesn't matter if we spam...

Das Mole
06-07-2003, 08:12 PM
ah, i see. thank you, feral. you're too kind. :D

06-07-2003, 09:24 PM
What forum is this? Can I be a prostitute?

Das Mole
06-07-2003, 09:31 PM
i think they just made it today. cause i had signed on this morning and it wasn't here. i logged off, signed online again, and it was here. and you know what, yufster? you can be a prostitute if you want to be one. you can be the prostitute that the jack osbourne-wannabe son gets every night.

06-07-2003, 11:29 PM
I must choose? I don't know. Who wants me? :confused:

06-08-2003, 12:20 AM
Basically people can propose to each other and get married and adopt other forum members and stuff.

I need a husband. And lots of kids.

Das Mole
06-08-2003, 11:26 AM
i'm gonna be your fifth cousin through marriage, okay natty?

06-08-2003, 11:42 AM
I'm your Husband, Natty! Now let's go up stairs, and I'll grant you that wish about lost of kids....

Hey, Das, does this make me you fifth cousin?

Das Mole
06-08-2003, 12:01 PM
uh, i think you'd be my sixth cousin, because i'm on natty's side of the family, and since it's through marriage and you're married to natty, that'd add one more "through marriage" making it so that you're my sixth cousin through marriage. i also want to be philbrush's brother, as well.

06-08-2003, 12:35 PM
Minted! (Minted is the latest abreveatin for cool - Mint is the latest abreveation for minted...) so it's like "through marrige" type of stitchery!

now I've confused everyone!


06-08-2003, 03:06 PM
So what, no one wants to marry me? I can't adopt without a partner. It's happening again, I'm slowly being phased out of the family. :(

06-08-2003, 03:23 PM
Hi, I'm Mrs. Neil Joshi! Sweety, where are those adorable, hyperactive children of ours? I know I saw them SOMEplace.

Das Mole
06-08-2003, 03:38 PM
i'm gonna be you guy's son. so that way i'm your son and i'm married (any takers?) so that i'm natty's fifth cousin through marriage and philbrush's sixth, and i go over to their house every two days. i'm also philbrush's brother, wihch technically makes him your son as well, but then i'm really only natty's cousin-in-law but i'm still her fifth while somehow being philbrush's brother but his sixth cousin through marriage. this family has got some serious issues.

06-08-2003, 03:39 PM


06-08-2003, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Captain Andy
Hi, I'm Mrs. Neil Joshi! Sweety, where are those adorable, hyperactive children of ours? I know I saw them SOMEplace.

Moles in the hole, honey, but ah don't knoo where our other ones gunne. Where the frig can he/she/it be? (leaving an opening for another son and/or daughter)

06-08-2003, 05:08 PM
I'll be your son! now the familly's REALLY wierd!

P.S. Yes, I came up with that he/she/it thing I feel like a king :amidala: oops.


Das Mole
06-08-2003, 05:12 PM
after reading your post about "minted" again, philbrush, I GET IT!!! party!!

:band1 :sheepdanc :sheepdanc :sheepdanc

06-08-2003, 05:48 PM
Mint! now let's all celebrate by joining my new soccer game!!!


Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-08-2003, 08:43 PM
yey, soccer.

btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers?

06-09-2003, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop
yey, soccer.

btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers?

You're a test tube baby.

06-09-2003, 02:34 AM
But isn't Natty married to pHILBRUSH? If he's not really your dad.....:eek:

06-09-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop
yey, soccer.

btw, im natty's son, but i still havent got a father. any takers?

Al, I'm your father! Now, let's have a man to man chat....

06-09-2003, 02:33 PM
What are you all looking at me for, i'm not the father, who told you i was the father, i'm njot having a hot an passionate affair with natty, cpt andy's my girl, and i love her for all she's worth, i do. I... did not... have sexual relations... with that woman.

06-09-2003, 02:35 PM
Man, I hope not....


EDIT: Hey, Das, you're officially Mum's brother, now!!!


06-09-2003, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by pHILBRUSH

No No, in this thread, we call that a...

Jerry Springer Episode :D

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

06-09-2003, 03:58 PM
I see someone's looking to be kicked out, huh. Well Neil, you are going to END your cheating ways or I will drag you onto a horrible talk show and tell you who REALLY fathered my children!

Wait, hang on, what's this....Hello, Natty, I'm your mother-in-law? Yeah. Get away from my husband or I'll tear out your liver.

Das Mole
06-09-2003, 04:23 PM
one member has to be a girl that's pregnant but doesn't know the father and jerry has to give dna tests to 50 guys, but none are the father.

i'm sorry, but in real life, only a slut would have to give ten guys a dna test, seriously. and then none are the father and then the host says "do you know who eltse it might be?" and the girl is sitting there crying cluelessly. it's hilarious. :lol:

sad, but hilarious.

06-09-2003, 04:29 PM
YOU HIPPOCRYT! (spelling intentional :p) Who did you sleep with?! Who are these children?! Where's my Sundae?!!

06-09-2003, 05:57 PM
YOU can speak, Neil! from the sound of it, you tried to HAVE SEX with MY WIFE!!!!!!!!! *nearly Strangles neil* *kicks him in the crotch 75.4 times :p*

06-09-2003, 07:05 PM
75 times is one thing, but that .4 is just too much. Time you *bleep* and *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and then you can have the *bleep* and *bleep* of the *bleep* you *bleep*

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Al-back from the BigWhoop
06-09-2003, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by Das Mole
one member has to be a girl that's pregnant but doesn't know the father
im the father. wait... oh, now i get it... sorry.

btw, LOL @ Das' story

Das Mole
06-09-2003, 07:30 PM
i'm gonna continue phil and neil's little "spat"

*jerry introduces the little b****, a.k.a. me*

*runs in and is very pissed*

how dare you kick him in the balls, phil, you ******* piece of ******* ***** ******* ****! you're not good enough to be kicking him in the ******* balls, you gay-*** piece of ***! if anybody should be doing that, it's me! i deserve to be ******* pissed! i don't gte enough ******* pay!

*crowd goes ooh*

ah, **** y'all, y'all are ******* whacked, you're a stupid bunch of mother ******s.

*turns back to phil*

you know, phil, you're so ***** ******* you ******* bastard! *starts attacking phil, guards hold him back* you know, you're so ******** annoying, i ******* hate you being my ******* piece of **** ***** little brother! i hate you!!!

*turns to neil*

and you, neil. you ******* piece of white trash (isn't that ironic)!
you ******* deserve to be kicked in the balls 75.4 times you stupid ****! *is extremely pissed and starts screaming and throwing chairs at the audience*

*screaming at top of his lungs* I DON'T GET ENOUGH F****** PAY! I SHOULD BE PISSED! **** YOU ALL!!! YOU'RE ALL ****!!!

*goes for jerry*

*is shot with a tranquilizer*

06-09-2003, 07:50 PM
Das mole you *bleep* I'm gonna *bleep* your *bleep* you *bleep* *throws a chair randomly at the camera*.

And then you, Philbrush, my son, or should I say my wifes son who's father is unknown and soon to be ex-wife! You are no longer my son, or never was, and therefore, I disown you! *audience gasps*
And then back to you Das, or should I call you *bleep*! No, that wasn't a curse, I was saying *bleep*! Hey, stop that, it was *bleep*! Stop bleeping me! you *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!

Muss. Hah! Said it! That'll show *bleep*.

Das Mole
06-09-2003, 07:58 PM
*slowly wakes up*

huh? what happened? *sees neil*

*gasps* neil!! you stupid *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...(etc., etc.)...eeeep*!!!!!!!!!!!

*shot by tranquilizer again*

06-09-2003, 08:18 PM
**Jerry brings down tranq gun**

Jerry: And i've got plenty more where that came from.

06-09-2003, 09:12 PM
*walks in calmly, looks around, and starts to back out*

Hello, dear, just stopped by to ask if you put the roast in on your way out, but.....you look busy....guess I won't bother you. Das, mind yourself. There are PEOPLE watching. It's positively shameful.

Aw, Neil, and it's SO sweet of you to disown pHIL, but as you had no money to begin with, it doesn't matter much. I've got all the money in this family, and I'm scooting if you disown him ever again. So there. :p

I don't even remember who pHIL's dad is anyway, so it doesn't matter that much. Right?

06-10-2003, 05:19 AM
My family is a mess :(

06-10-2003, 12:45 PM
I'm not too sure if i even have a family, Natty, hows about me and you go run away together (andy was only second rate compared to you!)

Oh, and Andy, yes, i did put the roast, in, now, would you kindly STOP HASSLING ME!!!

06-10-2003, 03:54 PM
*walks in* omigod, look at all those bodys!!!!mint. *gets out 2 Uzis and starts killing audiance* HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!! *GTA2 voice*: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL FRENZY!!! *BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!!!!*
*Gets out trusty lightsaber* HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!! Neil, how can you disown me IF YOU HAVE NO ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!! Jerry: Why I'm sure that'd be easy..... Me: WHO THE *bleep* ASKED YOU, YOU *bleeep*IN' *beep*ETY *bleep* *bleep* *slices off Neils arms and Jerry's nose* !!!!!!!!!!!!!

>me http://www.gamespy.com/avatars/av/MA/ma1.gif


Das Mole
06-10-2003, 04:17 PM
i'm telling on you! dad!!! *philbrush presses secret button on saber, turning it into tranq gun, he then shoots me*

06-10-2003, 08:01 PM
Okay, that's it, go to your room! I'd point dramatically, but thanks to someone both my arms are over there. Igor! Get over here with that needle and thread, you've got a lot of work to do.

Igor: Yeth sir.

06-10-2003, 08:08 PM
Oh my *BLEEP* *BLEEP* Natty's a man!

Oh, and I'm kicking the impudent, armless man out of the house.

06-11-2003, 04:04 PM
*Stabs Cap'n Andy in the hand* NO ONE calls my girl a man!
*repeatedly kicks Cap'n Andy in the head*


06-11-2003, 08:21 PM
Matricide? Oh no you don't! :mad:

*spanks naughty child*
*he cries*
*sends psychotic violently-inclined child to boarding school*

Bye bye, darling boy. You always WERE a lot of trouble.

Darth Groovy
06-12-2003, 08:44 AM

06-12-2003, 06:15 PM
WTF is that? Wait a second... HEHEHEHEHAAAAAHEHehehe..hee..hoo..oh. And as for YOU, you lousy mother *****in piece of mother *****in **** headed ****ard of a mother!!! **** off, Jerry! any ****in way, ****in send mother ****in me to a mother ****in boarding ****in ****ed up piece o' **** of a *****in school, mother****er!
You never ****in cared for mother ****in me, you lousy ****in piece o' ****cks **** head mother piece o' ****! *BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!* *puts away gun* And as for you, neil, mother ****er, you ****ard! dis ***in ownin' mother ****in me, mother ****er! ****in look at you! your *****cks exuses for ****in arms are mother ****in danglin' the **** off!!!! Mother ****er ****ard mother ****in ****er!!!!! Anyway, apart from all this crap, it's been quite a nice day. Ice tea, anyone?

*get's shot with tranq gun*


06-12-2003, 09:50 PM
Hi, I'm the Ghost Zombie Pirate Andy, here to announce that I poisoned the the dart in the tranq gun, and that's why he hasn't awakened yet, if you're wondering. ****ing little piece of s*** that he is. BWAHAHAHAHA! I'm a powerful demonic force! And I am INVINCIBLE! Bow to your mother, dead boy!

Darth Bart
06-13-2003, 03:05 PM
I am your long lost son or something like that.
pHILBRUSH just told me to do this for him
*shoots capatain andy with the all new evil demonic zombie pirate buster dart 2003editiontm*

Das Mole
06-13-2003, 04:00 PM
hey, who the *bleep* *bleep* is this *bleep*? anyhoo, i think you're all *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* *bleep* and i want you to all stay *bleep* the *bleep* away from me! well, i gotta go. *hits wall with tranq needles poking out of it*