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scabb
06-10-2003, 05:08 PM
1. Jamie Oliver
Jamie Oliver is a smug chef who speaks using incredibly annoying and generally made-up words such as "pucker". He does light-hearted advertisements for Sainsburies supermarkets, which involve him riding a scooter, knocking up an "exotic" meal using "random vegetables", smiling in an irritating fashion, and attempting to make the English language a lot more idiotic. Anyone who tries to redefine "wotz kewl" and "wotz not" is scum of the filthiest variety. His tongue should be removed, and then he should be beaten with it until he eventually stops living.

2. Jennifer Lopez
If Jennifer Lopez was born without vocal chords, the world would be a much happier place. No longer would people have to put up with the incredibly irritating and seemingly endless array of crappy latino-spicy-whateveryouwanttocallit-pop singles that are all incredibly bad and exactly the same. Her attitude is disgusting, her fan base retarded, and she is a lot less attractive than she thinks she is. I blame MTV. The whore should be starved of her tacos.

3. The entire Big Brother household & most of The Harbour/The Swamp
People who go to great measures to garner attention just do not deserve to live anymore (Excluding me). An atomic bomb wouldn't be painful enough, some flesh-eating cockroaches would suffice.

4. Iain Duncan Smith
Bald, Conservative, and patronising. His entire campaign is based on making the British public think he's "hip", by using obscenities and agreeing with anything the tabloids might say. And he's bald. Cut off his face!

I'm sure there must be other people who should die too, hint hint.


There, I made a stupid thread ¬ Delete it if it's too offensive ;-

Tall Guy
06-10-2003, 05:22 PM
personally i dont like lurvs anyone from Wakefield, that place stinks kicks ass dude! :D

scabb
06-10-2003, 06:03 PM
I completely agree, but that has absolutely no relevance to the topic in hand. You're making a farce out of my thread :~

Huz
06-10-2003, 06:23 PM
1. Whoever came up with those BBC1 "dancers" (Note to hitmen who work for free: Lorraine Heggesey)

I hate them. I spend my time thinking of untimely deaths for each of them. Yes, steel workers, please be hit over the head with falling iron bars! You there, roof dancers, please fall to your deaths!

Apparently they are less stuffy and staid than the 'globe' ident. Yes, because they're pretentious and stupid!

But I reserve a special kind of vitriol for the "club" ident. I think they're trying to connect with a younger audience, Sam. How, exactly? By WAKING THEM UP with this NAUSIATINGLY LOUD, CLICHED AND generally BLOODY ANNOYING ident?

Hmm, I'm all annoyed now. I think I'd better stop before I get on to people I'd really like to kill.

C Shutt
06-10-2003, 06:28 PM
I think you're being unduly harsh on Jennifer Lopez, scabb. She has a good ass.

MrManager
06-10-2003, 06:39 PM
Plus she sings Taco Flavored Kisses.

Oystein
06-10-2003, 07:26 PM
But she pollutes the movie industry with her crappy movies. Much like Madonna.

bgbennyboy
06-10-2003, 08:17 PM
Excellent, a chance for me to show what a twisted up ball of hate I am.

Iain Duncan Smith - I entirely agree, but i'd like to expand it further - to Conservatives. Arrogent, non self-aware, greedy, selfish, narrow-minded, backwards-looking, they should all be sent back in time to victorian times, see how they like it then.

elTee
06-10-2003, 08:31 PM
Those BBC Dancers are a pain, except for the sort of traingular arrangement of birds who do that funky dance. I like them.

Anyways, people who should die:

Graham Norton
The gay Irish wanker. I occasionally have to watch his show because, unfathomably, he gets the greatest guests in the world. Jeremy Irons, Michael Richards, Jeff Goldblum in the last few weeks alone. However, he ruins the interview by failing to talk to his guests at all, and playing around on the internet. He then gets the audience to make things for him and he proceeds to ridicule them. He is the most annoying person in history.

The person who is responsiable for the fact that Seinfeld isn't released on an offical DVD box set
I think that pretty much covers it, actually.

Gabez
06-11-2003, 12:44 AM
Hehe, I quite liked Graham Norton actually. I also don't mind Jamie Oliver too much.

...and attempting to make the English language a lot more idiotic.

Kind of ironic since I know from certain sources that he was one the key subjects in an English literature exam. ¬ ¬

Huz
06-11-2003, 01:45 AM
Originally posted by Gabez
Hehe, I quite liked Graham Norton actually. I also don't mind Jamie Oliver too much.

Kind of ironic since I know from certain sources that he was one the key subjects in an English literature exam. ¬ ¬
Was. He. Really.

They'll have 1337 speak on the exams soon.

sheaday6
06-11-2003, 02:49 AM
I hate humidity

Skinkie
06-11-2003, 03:48 AM
Ray Romano His show Everybody loathes Loves Raymond sends me diving for the TV remote every time it comes on.

Oystein
06-11-2003, 12:31 PM
Jerry Bruckheimer For producing crappy movies with no plot at all starring annoying afro-americans or 'old washed out ex-alcoholic former so called stars' and profitting too much from these movies to actually manage to produce even more crap. They should give him an honorary Razzie. Better yet, throw it in his ugly face.

Andi Wan
06-11-2003, 03:00 PM
I hate who ever the pratt who created Big Brother.

The fact that even the non tabloid news sources feel that the goings on within the Big Brother house is worthy of discussion is an indictment of our civilisation.

The fact that people will stay up all night, watching nothing more interesting than a bunch of stupid fame hungry people sleep is appalling. This is to say nothing of the prime time show.

At least Survivor and some of the other reality TV shows have some drama in them (though by and large I find them repugnant also).

I'm sure Australian BB is different to what is on offer in other countries, but the fact remains the same. It is garbage, and it rates well. This is scary.

Death to Big Brother Endemol guy[s]

Marek
06-11-2003, 07:13 PM
Endemol is a client of the company I work for. Kill me.

Andi Wan
06-12-2003, 03:54 AM
I forgive you. You get a repreve. Only casue you run (ran) Adventure Gamers. But that's the only reason.

Kingzjester
06-12-2003, 06:25 AM
John Ashcroft. An ordinary cold-blooded murder is not enough. He needs to perish in a ritual satanic slaughter ceremony with all of his best friends: Hitler, Mussolini, Rupert Murdoch, William Randolph Hearst... Dead, you say? They need to be slaughtered again.

Tall Guy
06-12-2003, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by scabb
I completely agree, but that has absolutely no relevance to the topic in hand. You're making a farce out of my thread :~ hehehe in that case i'll go with brian the gay guy of big brother fame, and his ridiculous new game show, 'brians boyfriends'

i have nothing against the gay community but the guy is loud and really annoying:D

Ray Jones
06-12-2003, 10:58 AM
let's get som serious points in here..
-stupid and bad people should die.
-people who do not care for mankinds mention/future/advance..
-people who try to land a plane at a scyscrapers 80th level...
-hey come on what did j.lopez do? ok, her music not the best.. but .. leave her alone she is not BAD! she just .. geeniceass lopez, if we start killing artists or people like that then we have to head on killing britney (whoo), christina (haa), siegfried&roy (chinchin).. the inventor of POP IDOL (first i thought POP YOUR IDOL.. herher .. i would have taken CHRIS (sorry eminem, but she rulz)) .. that would be a waste of ammo (resources) and time.
-lazy people.
-racists, rapers and children abusers.. hey it even doesnt matters if such people got a COLOR-O-SKIN (?) .. they can be transparent, may have green hair or sticked full with PEACE logo's .. i dont care, they must die FIRST.
-racists, rapers and children abusers..

[Hi. edited for unnecessary repetition]

-som or som more politicans.
-i would mention terrorists here, but i count them to the first three point in my list, there is no need to give them extra-attention, coz theyre really useless short thinking b.st.rds pretending theyre doing just for MANKINDS BEST. har. big laugh .. , though it is not funny.
-whale hunters. announced here for all people who kill, treat (or stuff like that) animals. hey i am just talking to you too, you with your 2 doggies in your 2 room flat living in a dusty city..
-smoking, drinking people saying DONT DO DRUGS.
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:mad:
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-people who wont give me grog coz i forgot my ID in my other pants..

:D :D :D :D

:~~~~

bgbennyboy
06-12-2003, 11:46 AM
I wont warn you again¬
Legible and coherent or dont bother posting.

Kingzjester
06-12-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by bgbennyboy
I wont warn you again¬
Legible and coherent or dont bother posting. Don't be so harsh. It may be a little hard on the eyes, but it surely is not illegible and incoherent.

BooJaka
06-12-2003, 02:26 PM
My first choice of creator of Pop Idol has alread ybeen taken so it's off to rant number two...

Contradicting Feminists
Now, don't get me wrong, I have nothing against feminists, it's just when they spend their lives making sure they get equal rights and then suddenly just blow it all is when they annoy me. Here are two examples...

When they get annoyed at not getting doors opened for them or other such preferential treatment

When they demand equal rights yet for some reason think that it's perfectly exceptable to ridicule men, deeming them as useless and stupid. What's so equal about that?

So... yeah

Ray Jones
06-12-2003, 02:40 PM
.. .. ..(hey, at least ive tried to save some lifes, too)

yeah.. where is that equal rights stuff by getting every door opened??? There is (for anatomic reasons) just one thing men can do, which women cant.

:confused:
...
:rolleyes:

but i heard surgery is working on it..

i mean equal rights is not something like get everything because you say: "oh otherwise you are suppressing me.. " yeah right. and if i accept this you are suppressing me..?? .. women think about it.. (you men too..)

Alien426
06-12-2003, 06:00 PM
advertisers
Do you think I'll click the link, just because that popup window is coming back every time I want to get to another page of content? You must be hallucinating if you think loud flash movies will get my attention. Now people will jump in and tell me that without ads a lot of stuff would be a lot more expensive. That's perfectly right, but there is also this border between a decent banner and annoying spam. So, Mr. Publicity Man, on your way to hell, please don't forget to reach back and take those damn spam mails and popups and flashes and whatnots with you. DIE!!!

Jake
06-12-2003, 06:28 PM
1. Whoever screwed over our server. So ****ing sick of this.

2. See above. Lather, rinse, repeat if desired.

JBRAA
06-12-2003, 09:47 PM
There's a difference in "people who should die" and "people I would like to kill". Sure... just grammar, but "kill" is quite *the overstatement* if you just mean "people you wanna give a fist in the face". Man that guy key:d my car! I'm gonna kill him! Figure of speach, unless you actually kill him. If someone deservs to actually die, is another discussion Scabb. And that one wont be happeing here. Perhaps www.******.*** has a forum. Icky icky pictures there. Yuck. Dont go there at that site. Dont.

Metallus
06-12-2003, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Kingzjester
Don't be so harsh. It may be a little hard on the eyes, but it surely is not illegible and incoherent. Heh. Maybe not illegible, since we're all using Verdana thanks to CSS.

MrManager
06-12-2003, 10:55 PM
No idea why, but this was merged into the MI forum. I split it back here.

Ray Jones
06-13-2003, 05:56 AM
..just forgot that idontlikeserversman ..

at least we got that "sorry we arent here or there"-screen .. THE SERVER --- US ..

i kind of layd down.. laughing and crying ..

sheaday6
06-15-2003, 05:35 AM
i hate those bushes that have the leaves that hurt...

Lord_FinnSon
06-15-2003, 10:59 AM
People, who go like: "Matrix is the best movie I have ever seen!"

Hmmm... Okey, perhaps not kill them, but at least hurt them badly, so they don't speak about Matrix while I'm around. AND absolutely not in the same sentence while abusing Star Wars. ;)

sheaday6
06-16-2003, 05:16 PM
The dialogue in that movie was like reading crazy-libs

C Shutt
06-17-2003, 10:24 AM
I think anybody who uses this smiley :rolleyes: should be tortured to death.

Alien426
06-17-2003, 01:02 PM
I think anybody who uses the smiley :rolleyes: should be tortured to death.

scabb
06-17-2003, 02:22 PM
I think anybody who uses the smilie :) or :D without checking the "Disable Smilies" box should be tortured to death for a little longer than the other two classes of smilie-using retards.

Especially Tall_Guy.

Joshi
06-18-2003, 07:27 PM
1. The inventor of Spongebob Square Pants

Oh, just to clarify, the idea of Big Brother came from a book by the same name which talked about the government watching us all the time, sort like in 'Enemy of the State'. The TV show by the same name with locked up people, the inventor of that should be killed. Never read the book, but I'm pretty sure the person who wrote it didn't want to sprout this spawn of television satan.

2. People who talk to me on instant messengers using "air quotes", what's up with that!?

3. The same people on instant messengers who have nothing better to do than take the piss

4. The above without instant messenger

5. Any film with Sean William Scott

6. Broadband companies that shut down when they bloody well feel like it (guess what just happened, guess I'll post later)

7. Movie Critics that put down good movies making people who liked the movie want to fit in and say they hate it

8. People who, after hearing the critics, say they hate movies they really like.

Huz
06-18-2003, 10:33 PM
What do you mean by air quotes, Neil? When people "write" sentences like this? Just curious.

That's the best use of the English language, man. Now, people who "do" little air quotes in real life are the worst. ¬

Oystein
06-19-2003, 09:30 AM
You're wrong about the Big Brother thing, Neil. The idea came from the George Orwell novel "1984" where the term "Big Brother is watching you" is used.

QueZTone
06-19-2003, 11:52 AM
1. Bob Graham
2. Hector Le Manch
3. Ripburger

Joshi
06-20-2003, 09:28 AM
Originally posted by Huz
What do you mean by air quotes, Neil? When people "write" sentences like this? Just curious.

That's the best use of the English language, man. Now, people who "do" little air quotes in real life are the worst. ¬

Actually I meant the latter cause i can't actually see the frigging air quotes in messenger. If they type it, then it's okay.
And about the George Orwell, yes he was the first to say it, but that inspired a book which inspired the Tv show.

C Shutt
06-20-2003, 01:42 PM
Neil, Oystein's right, and you're wrong. 1984 by George Orwell is the book.

Andi Wan
06-20-2003, 02:07 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
Oh, just to clarify, the idea of Big Brother came from a book by the same name which talked about the government watching us all the time, sort like in 'Enemy of the State'. The TV show by the same name with locked up people, the inventor of that should be killed. Never read the book, but I'm pretty sure the person who wrote it didn't want to sprout this spawn of television satan.

George Orwell's fantastic novel 1984 has nothing to do with that appalling tripe the call programming. The only link between them is that the all powerful leader in 1984 is called big brother.

The book has nothing to do with attention grabbing losers being locked up in a house for a few months.

Orwell is dead anyway, and digging him up to do him further injury might be distasteful work.

Joshi
06-20-2003, 03:04 PM
Okay, yeah, I was wrong (and never actually said Oystein was wtrong) as I got my facts wrong, yes, Orwell did write the book. But i must say that even though it was a great book, it did inspire the idea behind Big Brother the TV show, although that was inadvertantly. Orwell never meant for a crappy TV show to start. In 1984, the insidious order is known as "Big Brother," a personification of the regime that both demands and ensures absolute loyalty and obedience from all of its citizens. This 8is what inspired the TV show as obviously, all people in the house are under direct order of 'Big Brother'
Also, perhaps the most often-discussed component to Big Brother´s control is the use of the telescreens, television-like gadgets installed in every home that act as surveillance devices and keep track of who is obeying and who is not. Winston, skeptical of Big Brother, but unsure of who or what to trust, tries to find ways of resisting the state´s coercive power, and asserting his individuality. But Big Brother is watching. Obviously the idea behind all of the cameras in the house. I am not insulting the fantastic book by linking it with the Tv show, but it is quite evident that this is what inspired the show. Orwell is probably spinning in his grave and for that I'm sorry.

Andi Wan
06-22-2003, 05:42 AM
You're right Neil. The links between the book and the show are greater than I admitted in my previous post.

I wonder if the beneficiaries of Orwell's estate are being paid anything.

Poor George.

Mort-Hog
06-22-2003, 02:14 PM
Anyone in a black sitcom - You know the ones I mean, the ones that only have black people in and any white people are the stupid and/or annoying comedy sidekicks, and seem to think a joke's humour is directly proportional to the volume of which you say it. 'Smart Guy' actually sometimes parodies these quite well, sometimes, but is still included in this catagory because I hate his face.

Anyone that works for EdExcel - They made countless mistakes in our GCSE Science textbooks, and some in our specimin exam papers too.
and also, yes, Jamie Oliver's book was part of my GCSE English exam. i cried. We had an extract of his autobiography or whatever in our unseen text, and we had to compare it to a cookery book from 1940. I spent all the time cussing down his "colloquial" and "unproffessional" style of writing.

Disney - The Little Mermaid 2 was a crime against humanity.


Hmm. I'm sure I'll think of more later. I'm not hateful enough right now. I'll go watch some Nickelodian or Disney Channel.

Joshi
06-22-2003, 05:52 PM
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
Anyone in a black sitcom - You know the ones I mean, the ones that only have black people in and any white people are the stupid and/or annoying comedy sidekicks, and seem to think a joke's humour is directly proportional to the volume of which you say it. 'Smart Guy' actually sometimes parodies these quite well, sometimes, but is still included in this catagory because I hate his face.

Disney - The Little Mermaid 2 was a crime against humanity.


Hmm. I'm sure I'll think of more later. I'm not hateful enough right now. I'll go watch some Nickelodian or Disney Channel.

I agree to a certain degree (on both). PLease note that many american sitcoms these days feature both black and white people now except friend which never did and will and grace which is crap. A long time ago, Happy Days would have never dreamt of having a black man on the show (as a regular) and so to come back with this, they had the cosby show and all the other black comedies (remember, fresh prince was also parodying this whole thing). But please remember, the cosby show had respected white people on all th time, and I won't even start with different strokes.

And with Disney, I never saw The Little Mermaid 2 but I hate all there sequals anyway because the basically make sure you know that sequels can never be as good as the original. Saying that, I for one would like to put my head (and possible any other body parts) on the line as saying that the originals are always in my opinion brilliant. The Little Mermaid was meant for little girls, true, but hell, I just love it. The Lion King, Aladdin, Tarzan, can't beat em. And you could all find faults with all of them making you all hate them, but hey, I don't give a flying rats arse. If you think that they are too much for kids and never having any mature content, take a leaf out of Touchstones book.

scabb
06-22-2003, 09:51 PM
I agree with Mort, although I would like to combine both of his choices into one, more apalling televisual genre that should be cut into little pieces (metaphorically speaking): kids shows that promote moral values.

They always learn that "sharing is good" or that "everybody is special", and they're usually created by Disney. These "values" are usually just completely unfounded though, and the worst thing about them are the completely stereotypical and apallingly politically correct characters that kind of make children worse off.

They have to have a "mandatory black kid", who is just the BEST ATHLETE EVER. Then they have to include a girl, to show that sexism is bad in the playground. And they always have the smartest kid in the world, who is more intelligent than anyone ever and builds giant robots that help them to be all ethical. And then they usually pick a few characters from the rest of the line-up, which generally include the obese kid, the bully, the scaredy-cat, the kid-who-tells-on-people, the stupid kid, the horribly disfigured kid... take your pick.

A general rule of thumb with Disney films is to not ever view any that went straight to video. They're generally the exact same story featuring the children of the main character in the original film, with roles reversed and ****tier music etc. etc.

elTee
06-22-2003, 10:08 PM
Scabb, you reminded me of what the Maths books are like. They always have an example group consisting of a member of every minority in the world. Non racist, non sexist. Example:

"Henry, Jacques, Jacinta, Helena, a dog and a cat are playing poker. THEY ALL HAVE AN EQUAL CHANCE OF WINNING. What is the probability that they all get three of a kind?"

Etc.

Bob Gnarly
06-22-2003, 11:23 PM
Whoever Thought Of Making "The GodFather III"
I liked one and 2 but 3 man if you've seen 3 theres probably only one good part in that whole movie and then the rest is bull.

Pedafiles (I have no idea how to spell it)
If someone lined them all up, i mean every single one of them in the world and gave me some magical gun with nlimated ammo or a sord i would kill every single one of them in a split second.

helpless_dancer (yovivo (at) pine-net.com)
He hated the movie "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" and i just can't stand for that :mad: .

Paula Abdul
I don't think she had an opinion about the singers in any episode of American Idol, all she said was, yeah i have to agreee with these guys or Hmmmmmmmmmmm.....well..........Randy?

sheaday6
06-23-2003, 12:10 AM
Mario Brothers (the movie) and everyone involved with it- need I say more

Hackers- But don't tell anyone I hate this movie, or someone might send me the cookie monster virus.

http://www.mgm.com/mgm/images/stills/MGMA002388-still_hires.jpg
WE HAVE TO STOP THEM!!!!!!!

Ray Jones
06-23-2003, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
Anyone in a black sitcom - You know the ones I mean, the ones that only have black people in and any white people are the stupid and/or annoying comedy sidekicks, and seem to think a joke's humour is directly proportional to the volume of which you say it. 'Smart Guy' actually sometimes parodies these quite well, sometimes, but is still included in this catagory because I hate his face.

Disney - The Little Mermaid 2 was a crime against humanity.


Hmm. I'm sure I'll think of more later. I'm not hateful enough right now. I'll go watch some Nickelodian or Disney Channel.

Black Sitcoms= White Sitcoms .. since i got an color tv .. i watch it in stereo and color. stupid stuff is seen everywhere on tv. did someone ever watch roseanne?

if you dont like mermaid 2 dont watch it or dont let your children watch.

there are many interesting things that can be seen on disney and nickelodeon. you just dont have to watch the crap ..

Mort-Hog
06-23-2003, 09:13 AM
As this thread is quickly turning serious, I figured I might as well mention the one group of people I really hate:

Patriots. Abolishing patriotism will society's greatest achievement to date, if it happens. and I think it will, because of the internet. Patriotism strings a country together and tries to hang it up above all other countries, and every country does this. Patriotism is either the cause of wars, or at the very least the general support for war. The 'war on terror' is a perfect example, though it makes no difference what country the patriot is from.
Patriotism also prevents progression. Although there are several good reasons why Britain should not to join the Euro, most of the opposition is just patriotic "I'm british and the pound is British and I'll be less british without the pound!!11" garble.
Yes, although patriotism can bind a country together against a domestic matter, like China's 'War on SARs', more often than not it is used to look superior to all other countries and makes a mockery of the other more sensible people that live in the same country.

Also, hating one single country is just as silly as loving one single country, in my book. Love all countries equally. Or hate them equally.

Ray Jones
06-23-2003, 09:28 AM
gee. if mankind will ever understand..?????

there may be 1 million of countries .. it's still 1 planet.

all that discussion is so stupid. we owe OUR CHILDRENS a future guys. not f*****n nothing but hateNstuff.
hey and if someone would kill my mother or hurt my little daughter .. then i dont care WHERE he comes from or which color his eyes got.. hey that guy will come down real fast and than he will never gonna have a happy thought again for the rest of his very painful NOTlife.


harrrrrr.

Mort-Hog
06-23-2003, 04:12 PM
?

Joshi
06-23-2003, 07:55 PM
There are two different type of partriotism though. A friend of mine supports our towns football team even though he knows full well they suck. They finished bottom of the league (although he would have been ecstatic if they'd come second to bottom) and he knows they'll never do any better, but he still goes to all of their games (or most at least) and supports them whole heartedly without supporting any other teams simply because their not his home team. That's true patriotism right there.

But I agree with Mort, sometimes it does hinder us and makes us snobbish to other countries. If we started using the euro, I wouldn't care much. Sure, I'll have to learn to use a new currency and all, and that would be annoying, but hell, a couple of years and it would be common place, it'll bring europe closer together rather than have us alienated from the rest of europe like we seem to be.

Mort-Hog
06-23-2003, 08:21 PM
I wouldn't call supporting a crappy football team 'true patriotism'. British patriotism doesn't usually extend beyond waving a British flag at a football game, the only negative result being those idiot football yobs. 'True patriotism' is supporting your country and be willing to die for your country for no reason other than the fact that you happened to be born there. This also leads on to judging people based simply on their nationality, and such prejudice disgusts me. Are they really people I want to kill? Well, I think the mindless patriotism as seen in the World War 2 and Cold War-era are greatly on the decline from what I see, which I think is fantastic. Killing all patriots would speed up that process, but it's not necessary. Not yet.

sheaday6
06-23-2003, 09:26 PM
I hate that white guy in 2 Fast 2 Furious, hes like a blonde Keanu Reeves

Joshi
06-24-2003, 08:44 AM
Originally posted by Mort-Hog
I wouldn't call supporting a crappy football team 'true patriotism'. British patriotism doesn't usually extend beyond waving a British flag at a football game, the only negative result being those idiot football yobs. 'True patriotism' is supporting your country and be willing to die for your country for no reason other than the fact that you happened to be born there. This also leads on to judging people based simply on their nationality, and such prejudice disgusts me. Are they really people I want to kill? Well, I think the mindless patriotism as seen in the World War 2 and Cold War-era are greatly on the decline from what I see, which I think is fantastic. Killing all patriots would speed up that process, but it's not necessary. Not yet.

Well, there was a slight hint of humour there, but not much as real patriotism is rarely seen these days. So rare infact that the bar has to be lowered a bit to what I explained. He is not willing to die for this football team, but he shows up anyway, in rain or shine (actually he's pretty lazy so probably not). It may not be the patriotism we saw hundreds of years ago where people died for theirmonarch not because they like the monarch, but because they loved the country, but we'll probably never see that again, so it's as cose as we're going to get. I applaud him (actually I take the piss out of him all the time, but it's all in fun and he knows it).

Ray Jones
06-24-2003, 09:54 AM
dont twist being a football, soccer, anythingfan with patriotism. in fact of being a bunch of (sometimes international) guys there in a team this cant be patriotism at all.

patriotism is ment for being proud of the country where you were born.. something like we are the best country .. blahblah like that.

but this starts in small villages, then come the bigger ones, states, countries.. i mean it is stupid.. yeah i am from Hamburg, Germany and i am f-in better than you. because you are only from Berlin, Germany ..

HOW STUPID IS IT TO THINK LIKE THAT!

You can only be better by doing better. and if you once done better than this does NOT mean you will do better from now on for ever.

.. .. this sucks

Mr. Teliot
06-24-2003, 10:10 AM
Punishment, revenge and such also is stupid.

"We need punishment too keep people from commiting crimes" seems to be the most common argument and it's just embarrasing (spelling?) since it's already proven that it does not work. In medieval times there were totally tortureish punishment for many crimes. Did people stop commiting crimes?


I think most criminals are sure they are going to get away with it... And the rest don't have a choice.


Nationalism and penalism must die.

Alien426
06-24-2003, 10:13 AM
sheaday6 before he can kill Hackers. Then I'd put Angelina Jolie and the movie's soundtrack aside and kill...
Hackers

After doing that I'd revive sheaday6 to serve me as a zombie.

Ray Jones
06-24-2003, 11:08 AM
people not do crimes because there will be punishment or not. ..

its a mental problem.

as long as there are religious, social and whatelse IDEALS .. there is no help for it.

People prefer to say it's not my fault god must have done this .. or crap like that.
Hey i just saw that IRAQI SOLDIER on tv. He was up to clean and fold and iron his clothes. And his VERY only comment (he seemed to be veryvery concerned about this): dont tell my wife that i am doing this here. So next point is that man over woman OR woman over man attitude. Both are damn bloody wrong.

And there is more. But it all ends up in a definition of senseless "historical" waste.

Then there are these people saying: we didnt need it in the past, we dont need it now. Then they give an example like "i dont need mobilephone to call or message anyone from anyplace, i can do this from home! "
Yeah, particially he may be right. But if i am on the way and im growing to be daddy, then i would feel ( oh yes indeed, i felt much easier!) much easier with the knowledge of being reachable every second of time ..

So inventions are never useless. (like they try to make us believe)..

We must start believing in our own power as the 'intergalactical' species we are.

but society is changing.. and with some luck and muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch time..

Joshi
06-24-2003, 02:30 PM
Originally posted by RayJones
dont twist being a football, soccer, anythingfan with patriotism. in fact of being a bunch of (sometimes international) guys there in a team this cant be patriotism at all.


Okay, no need to be so serious here, I wasn't. Unless you didn't notice, this isn't the most serious of topics (oh scabb's serious, you know he want's to kill all these people). I wasn't nessecarily joking, only talking on the humour side of things in saying that this football fan is a patriot. I know for a fact that he's not and i know what patriotism means (the love of his/her own country to be specific), but sometimes big words can be used to describe small things in order to show how big this small thing can be. I use the word patriot to show how much this guy loves his team.

Ray Jones
06-24-2003, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Neil Joshi
I use the word patriot to show how much this guy loves his team.

.. i wasnt that serious .. just wanted to point at the difference between patriotism and FANism (fan comes from FANATIC .. ?)..

.. words just have the meaning WE give them ..

Joshi
06-24-2003, 02:57 PM
that's exactly what i'm trying to say, but we give them new meanings all the time. patriot means to love ones home country, but we use it in everyday language as to love a home town o maybe something smaller.

sheaday6
06-24-2003, 04:04 PM
Originally posted by Alien426
After doing that I'd revive sheaday6 to serve me as a zombie.

you're the third person to tell me that this week. I guess i'd just make a good zombie.

Mr. Teliot
06-24-2003, 06:21 PM
There should be some kind of award...

Kvasi-intellectual internet community of the year..... Mojo would win every year no doubt.

Mort-Hog
06-25-2003, 01:57 PM
The Harbour wins that, hands down.

Mort-Hog
07-04-2003, 02:20 PM
also!
People that, when you tell them something, they respond with 'really?' or 'did you?'.

Like
"Hello."
"Hello!"
"I went to town yesterday."
"Did you?"
"Yes. I bought socks."
"Really?"
"..yes. The socks are blue."
"Are they really?"
"...yes...I like these socks"
"Wow, really?"
"...."
"Really?"
"*gunshot*"

Joshi
07-04-2003, 02:44 PM
Really?

Rogue15
07-08-2003, 07:26 PM
I'd like to kill Bill Gates for allowing this abombination (http://www.xbox.com/barbiehorseadventures/default.htm?cs_catalog=cat%2dus) to plague the xbox. DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Redwing
07-09-2003, 10:05 AM
*Reads*

What?!? You have to collect power-ups to be able to gallop?

*Sigh* So much potential...:(

C Shutt
07-09-2003, 11:35 AM
I agree. Games where you ride horses are cool (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Little Big Adventure), but needing power-ups before you can gallop? That's like those bull**** Jedi Knight games that make you wait until you're four levels in before giving you a bloody lightsaber.

ptdc
07-18-2003, 01:39 PM
The entire human race
There are just so many people I hate that if I tried to list them all I'd forget someone. But here's a sample

People who say "Cheer up it might never happen" It usually has happened.
People who say "At least you've got your health"
Newsreaders
The royal family
Royal Correspondents
Mothers on the school run in 4x4s.
Moaning Old people.
Smelly old people.
etc etc

And that's just the start. I'll post more when I remember it.