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BawBag™
06-27-2003, 10:45 AM
I saw this somewhere but can't remember where....:confused:
Anyhoo, the jist is we have a fight. Like so:
*BawBag punches xxxxxx in the face*
*BawBag gets shot*

Better mention a rule:
NO FLAMING! Theres a thread in the swamp for that.

Although this will probably get closed we'll see.....
O.k. I'll begin:

*challenges all to a fight*

LETS GET IT ON!

Semicolon
06-27-2003, 11:05 AM
Semicolon as well Mr.Devil challenge you!

BawBag™
06-27-2003, 11:13 AM
*Kicks Semi in the stomach*
BRING IT ON!

Semicolon
06-27-2003, 11:29 AM
Semi grabs Bawbag and hurls him at the wall
Mr.Devil pulls out his RPG and fires it at Bawbag

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 11:33 AM
I remember becoming famous for something like this that I made in a forum that I used to frequent. It was the UCA, Ultimate Combat Arena. Basically, we had to write, big, extravagant, hilarious ways of killing each other by any means available.

I had some real good times in the UCA... MAYBE I SHOULD RESTART THE UCA HERE!

WHO THINKS I SHOULD DO THAT?! IT WAS FAMOUS ON THAT OTHER FORUM! WHEEEEEEE!!!

Dath Maximus
06-27-2003, 11:34 AM
Hmmm...a brawl ehh?


Well, being from kansas, i cant say no to a goo brawl

*decks bawbag, kicks semi colon, and slaps mr devil*


WOOO WEEE!!!

BawBag™
06-27-2003, 11:45 AM
*Breaks pool cue over Maximus' back - Slams Lunatic through a table*
WELCOME TO THE FRAY!

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 11:47 AM
Alright, so I'm going to guess that's a "no" on the UCA? :p

Dath Maximus
06-27-2003, 11:49 AM
*knees bawbag in the gut and proceded to kick him when he hits the ground*

Bring it little man!




*I declare diplomatic immunity incase the mods decide to shut this place down for any reason such as spamming or anything that may or may not happen. Therefore declaring diplomatic immunity prevents me from being in trouble with the mods and my reputation of being the guy no one takes seriously and my plans to overthrow the govt of the swamp will procede.

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 12:27 PM
*Blasts Dath with a portable ion cannon*

Dath Maximus
06-27-2003, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Lunatic Jedi
*Blasts Dath with a portable ion cannon*

Ow....



*moons lunatic*

SLEEP DERIVED FIGHT!!!!

*goes after lunatic with a foil in hand*

You have disgraced my honor!!

/edit
remeber mods, diplomatic immunity

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by Dath Maximus
SLEEP DERIVED FIGHT!!!!

*goes after lunatic with a foil in hand*

You have disgraced my honor!!

Well you have... heh... heheheh... WHEEEEEEEEEE...

*Charges with a katana*

KBell
06-27-2003, 12:36 PM
*thinks about kneeing Lunatic in his Jewels but decides to break his jaw over a steel pipe instead*

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 12:54 PM
*Slashes Dath with the katana, then realizes its made of plastic*

Woah... I'm more tired than I thought!

Heheheh... you said SPOT!

Thrackan Solo
06-27-2003, 01:16 PM
*jumps in and bites LJ's ear off and throws it at Dath*

MWAHAHAHA!

BawBag™
06-27-2003, 01:27 PM
*Leaps into the fight with a steel bar and proceeds to swing around kicking everyone in the face Neo stlye*

Note to all: this is a thread intended for a bit of fun, and nothing posted should be taken personally. I'm pretty sure we can all get along. Although we're whooping each other. ;)

Semicolon
06-27-2003, 01:32 PM
Gets up and starts spouting tiny Japanesse words at Bawbag :)

Thrackan Solo
06-27-2003, 01:36 PM
*while Semi is spouting "little" Japanese words Thrackan pulls out wire and strangles him then throws his lifeless body at BawBag sending them sprawling into the crowbar impailing them both*

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

BawBag™
06-27-2003, 01:39 PM
*Pulls crowbar from body and repeatedly smacks Thrackan over the head with it*

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 01:43 PM
*Throws confetti on BawBag, then kicks him in the stomach*

Semicolon
06-27-2003, 01:44 PM
Eats crowbar that was in my chest.... Then preforms a round house kick of off LJ's head onto Solos shin. Eat that sucka!

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 01:47 PM
*Smacks Semicolon several times in the crotch with a 2x4*

*Dances around*

MY HAND SMELLS LIKE BANDAIDS!!! WHERE ARE THE BANDAIDS?!

Semicolon
06-27-2003, 01:50 PM
Grabs a flamethrower and straps it to back

Nobody move...... I've got a giant ZIPPO on my back!

Fries Baker with intense flame :)

KBell
06-27-2003, 01:51 PM
*smacks Lunatic in the forehead with an old louisville slugger, which snaps, revealing a whole lot of cork.*:D

*tells colon he likes his lunatics well done ;) *

Thrackan Solo
06-27-2003, 03:43 PM
Throws grenade at colon blowing up the "giant ZIPPO" incenerating Baker and semi.

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 04:08 PM
Another spam thread??? Oh well, more points for me!


Whacks the grenade back at Thrackan with a bat. Then goes into the fray with fists swinging.

KBell
06-27-2003, 07:31 PM
Knocks Fisher on his ass and mugs him of all his points screaming "YOU DONT DESERVE THESE!!!"

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 08:29 PM
Throws Baker off, and then chest-kicks him screaming "F*** off!"

The Cheat
06-27-2003, 08:34 PM
hey calm down guys! cant we just get along?

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 08:43 PM
Gets The Cheat into a headlock and twists his neck 'til he hears it pop. Throws Cheat into the garbage bin.

PrimoSidone
06-27-2003, 09:07 PM
Well, i get my 9 mm gun with is hidden behind my bed, and i shoot u all, what about that eh? :D

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 09:22 PM
Gets out his LAW and blows Primo's bed away.

PrimoSidone
06-27-2003, 09:46 PM
U aint got no LAW

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 09:49 PM
Do you even have any idea what that is?

PrimoSidone
06-27-2003, 10:04 PM
well DOH! its a rocket launcher, that the army of america uses

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 10:07 PM
Actuall its a Light Anti-Tank Weapon.

Throws the dumb**** to the floor and kicks him for good measure.

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 10:22 PM
*Kicks SamFisher in the back and tosses him into a table*

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 10:24 PM
*Backflips onto Cheat and then does a flying kick into LJ.*

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 10:26 PM
*Charges Angel Arm and blasts Sam, along with the surrounding 4-kilometer area*

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 10:27 PM
* LJ died, so I re-spawned and am in the fry again!*

Camus
06-27-2003, 10:36 PM
Oh great spam thread... I give it 2 more posts before its closed... lol ~slaps all the spamers~ Your not doing it right!!! baka...

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 10:38 PM
*Throws Camus off the virtual cliff.*

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 10:39 PM
*Kicks Sam in the virtual ass*

:p

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 10:40 PM
*Tosses a proton grenade by LJ*

Camus
06-27-2003, 10:47 PM
~gets out yoms sausage~ fine you want it you got it!!! ~slaps everyone across the face with the saussage~ Yeah how you like that yeah yeah yeah... lol

Lunatic Jedi
06-27-2003, 10:49 PM
Wh... what the hell was that? :eyeraise:

*Deactivates Angel Arms and pistol-whips Camus with black and silver guns*

Camus
06-27-2003, 10:55 PM
Yeah if your going to spam spam right... and using a vs thread to spam is not the best way to do it... its the best way to get your posts dropped to 0... or get banned...

Sam Fisher
06-27-2003, 11:25 PM
Yeah, whatever, *kills Camus*

topshot
06-28-2003, 02:49 AM
*Comes charging in, firing a dL-44 stormtrooper rifle like Han Solo. Bolts LJ across the nose, Fisher in the leg, and Primo in the forehead. Gets onto his Harley Davidson and arms himself with a shotgun, then rides off into the night.*

Hasta la Vista, baby! You know I'll be back!!!! :rofl:

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 05:09 AM
Runs after Topshot and hits him with a 9 iron.

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 05:19 AM
*Hits Semicolon in the back of the head with a Biggest Bertha driver*

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 05:31 AM
Grabs a knife and throws it at LJ screaming " I'm your new brother!"

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 05:34 AM
Wha? :eyeraise:

*Vash shoots Semicolon in the ass*

Vash: LOVE AND PEACE!

*Points at Vash*

I HATE YOU!

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 05:38 AM
Hehe...I love you LJ...Lets be bros...

*picks up a Plasma Grenade and eats it*

*Explodes*
*Pieces of Semi go flying everyhwere*

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 05:41 AM
*Backs away... very slowly...* :eyeraise:

Well, that's the end of that...

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 05:49 AM
*Grabs LJ by the ankles and swings him round, throwing him through a window*
*Reveals hidden AK-47 and proceeds to spray bullets everywhere*
*Screams*

HertogJan
06-28-2003, 05:58 AM
*Drinks beer*


Dude, these threads are annoying :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 05:59 AM
*Peers through the window and watches BawBag spraying bullets everywhere*

Woah... he's crazy... :eyeraise:

*Draws black gun and shoots the AK-47, disabling it, then shoots BB in the knee and stomach*

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 06:22 AM
*Charges LJ and proceeds to beat him with a wet salmon*
*chokeslams HertogJan for his criticism*

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 06:24 AM
*Draws the silver gun he stole out of Vash's coat while he wasn't looking and uses it to blast the salmon into meaty chunks while shooting BB with the black gun*

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 06:45 AM
*Uses force grip on LJ whilst punching him in the stomach*
*Hops into artic lorry and pastes everyone in the thread*
*Leaps out throwing knives at everyone*
*Screams*

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 07:11 AM
How ironic. You're throwing knives... I'm Knives... freaky.

*Yanks a knife out of his right thigh*

It takes a bit more than that to kill my kind! GAH HA HA HA!

*Throws the knife at BB, which gets lodged in his abdomen*

Sam
06-28-2003, 07:14 AM
This is alot like the bar fight thread

*punches the wall*

Ow

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 07:18 AM
Thats it! The Bar fight at the Star Wars forums.

*Grabs $am by the head and repeatedly smacks his head into the wall*
*Administers a nasty kick in the chucks to LJ*

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 09:30 AM
I'm back!


* Comes in with a portable shield generator and a rocket launcher, begins to shoot everyone in sight, and BawBag 2 is the first one to go.*

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 09:45 AM
Originally posted by SamFisher
Actuall its a Light Anti-Tank Weapon.

Throws the dumb**** to the floor and kicks him for good measure.

LOL a 13 year old kicking ME? hahaha:newbie:

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 09:49 AM
Up yours!

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 09:57 AM
Hey sam..... FU

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 10:03 AM
PLEASE DO NOT FLAME
*Straps explosive to Primo*
*Runs clear*
*Detonates*
-Watches bits of Primo and SF fly about-

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 10:07 AM
Ah, but you forget that i have a shield... *runs toward BB with a Assult Rifle.*

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:09 AM
I am verry much like Majin Buu, i regenerate, i make candy out of baw and i EAT it, U BE CANDY

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 10:10 AM
*Trips Sam as he runs, then shoots him in the ass four times*

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 10:13 AM
*Holding his ass with one hand, he shoots LJ and Primo with the Super Pooper Shooter.*

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 10:15 AM
Oh great. Now I'm covered in sh*t! You'll pay for that! :mad:

*Draws both guns and empties his entire clip into Sam's crotch*

HA! A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH! :evil1:

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:15 AM
Well as i said before, i asbsorb ur bullets turn them and u into candy

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 10:18 AM
Not really, I REGENERATE! Ha! you suck. *Goes and get his Super Pooper Shooter Delux. Goes and starts shooting anybody.*

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 10:20 AM
I see. So nothing can damage your...

MIGHTY CROTCH?!

AGH HA HA HA HA! GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I can't believe I said that! HA HA HA! :animelol:

YOU MUST ALL PH34R SAM'S

MIGHTY CROTCH!

GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 10:21 AM
Starts sewing himself together from his recent explosion

*Runs at Bawbag and gives him a hug*

*Then gives LJ a hug*

*Pulls a stop sign out of the ground and smashes Primo with it in the face*

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:21 AM
I got a lightsaber for a dick, what about that!

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 10:25 AM
*Shoots Primo and Semi for being dumb with a shotgun*

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:30 AM
Takes sam's gun, then calles his parents to come and pick him up, sorry, ur underaged u cant be out @ 20.00 pm

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 10:31 AM
Huh? I'm not dum :)

Grabs Primo and shoves him down Sams throat!

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:33 AM
I did not ment u semi

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 10:35 AM
*Shoots Semi again for that*








I have to leave in a couple min, and am going to be gone all day for a Chess turnament(sp?), so I need to get 1900 posts before I go, will you help me?

|GG|Carl
06-28-2003, 10:37 AM
A nuclear power plant blows up close to SamFisher and PrimoSidone.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Now I can become ruler of the earth!!!!!!

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:38 AM
I cath ur nuke, trow em back @ ya

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 10:39 AM
Not really, I just re-spawned behind you and put a knife in your back.

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:40 AM
I open ur mouth, and i slip a can of SPAM in ur throuth

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 10:41 AM
*Shoots SamFisher in the stomach, knowing that its no use trying to shoot his*

MIGHTY CROTCH!

GAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 10:42 AM
What are you talking about??? Freak...

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:42 AM
Me breaks his zip, then pulls out his 15 inch lightsaber, and he blockes ur bullets

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 10:42 AM
Opens up a can of STFU and eats it

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:45 AM
Semi, how about a nice cup of









STFU

:D

RoguePhotonic
06-28-2003, 10:45 AM
That would be a cool scene in a movie...someone shoots a gun at a lightsaber...see little drops of melted metal fly out the other side...

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 10:45 AM
*Snatches the empty can away from Semi and throws it at Sam's nether-regions, in a desperate attempt to defeat the*

MIGHTY CROTCH!

AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

I NEVER GET TIRED OF THAT!

PrimoSidone
06-28-2003, 10:46 AM
Dude, u REALLY need to get some sleep, ur getting histerical

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 10:52 AM
It was on the second page. I shot him in the nuts, and he said he just regenerates, so I said nothing could damage his MIGHTY CROTCH! and I guess it just stuck. I was reading it to myself and laughing hysterically!

MIGHTY CROTCH!

AH HA HA HA HA HA!

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 10:53 AM
DIE YOU CROTCH DIE!

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 10:54 AM
FOOL! YOU CANNOT DESTROY THE

MIGHTY CROTCH!

GAH HA HA HA!

IT IS NO USE! THE CROTCH JUST WILL NOT DIE!

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 10:58 AM
*Gives LJ multiple sedatives*
-LJ falls asleep-
*Uses a big club to beat the daylight out of Semi*
*Screams*

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 11:03 AM
*Pretends to be asleep, then gets up and sneaks up behind BB and jams a fork in the back of his neck*

Thrackan Solo
06-28-2003, 11:09 AM
*grabs the fork out of BB's neck and gouges LJ's eyes out*:p

Lunatic Jedi
06-28-2003, 11:11 AM
*Pops eyes back into his head and kicks Thrackan in the crotch several times*

HAHA! UNLIKE SAMFISHER, YOU DO NOT POSSESS THE POWER OF THE

MIGHTY CROTCH!

GAH HA HA HA HA!

Thrackan Solo
06-28-2003, 11:19 AM
*punches Lunatic in the stomach repeatedly then hits him with a metal pole til he turns to a bloddy pulp*:D

topshot
06-28-2003, 11:58 AM
YEEE-HAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M BLOODY BACK!!!!!!!!

*Bursts onto the scene doing a pop wheelie on his Harley and takes Thrackan down with his shotgun, whilst running right over LJ. Activates the shield generator on his bike.*

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 12:07 PM
Pulls out a racquetball is slams it into Sams Mighty Crotch!!

OUCH!!!

Thrackan Solo
06-28-2003, 12:07 PM
*pulls out his Anti-Shield Generator Plasma Gun and shoot's topshots bike blowing the shield into oblivion, then grabs topshot
ties him to a pole and pores fire ants down his back*:D

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 12:10 PM
*Spears topshot off his bike*
-Holds his face against the wheel and starts it up-
*Eats the bike*

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 12:16 PM
Helps Bawbag eat the bike :D

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 12:19 PM
*Passes Semi the BBQ sauce*
*Brains him with the bottle*
;)

Thrackan Solo
06-28-2003, 12:35 PM
*pulls out baseball bat and cracks Semi on the head, and puts Semi's mouth on the muffler and cranks the engine*


Eat THAT!

Thrackan Solo
06-28-2003, 12:35 PM
*pulls out baseball bat and cracks Semi on the head, and puts Semi's mouth on the muffler and cranks the engine*


Eat THAT!

Thrackan Solo
06-28-2003, 12:35 PM
*pulls out baseball bat and cracks Semi on the head, and puts Semi's mouth on the muffler and cranks the engine*


Eat THAT!

topshot
06-28-2003, 01:51 PM
*Absorbs the fire ants, becoming a part of him and enhancing his already powerful muscles. Breaks free from the pole and takes out his anti-spam rifle, cocks it, aims and knocks Thrackan out. Smashes BB's head in with a sledge hammer, and torches Semi with flame breathe and a flame-thrower. Bike rebuilds itself by exploding out of Semi, Thrackan, and BB.*

How's THAT for sweet revenge???? :cool:

*Rides off into the rising sun when nobody can spear or knock him off his bike.*

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 03:18 PM
*Gives Thrackan a 4 slaps*
*Manages to let off a Homing Missile at topshots bike*
-topshots' charred corpse flys off into the sunset-

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 03:22 PM
Whoa...That's too much...

passes out

topshot
06-28-2003, 03:28 PM
*Uses Semicolon's passed-out body as a weapon and bashes BB over the head.*

Now THAT'S what I call SKILL!

Agen
06-28-2003, 04:48 PM
Don't make me chib ya, ya wee w*nk.
*chibs everyone*

*trips topshot and attatches his ear to the spoon, spins him around and straight into the useless spammers who can't spam :p

Me and you bawbag, square go, right here, right now, themorra (famous neddish line :D)

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 04:53 PM
AWAKES

Forms an alliance with BawBag and Lunatic Jedi :)

Pulls out his Puncuation Marks and throws them at Agen, knocking him senseless.

topshot
06-28-2003, 04:54 PM
originally posted by Agen:
*trips topshot and attatches his ear to the spoon, spins him around and straight into the useless spammers who can't spam:p

Noooooooo!!!!!!!! My Video Game Central................ Mod powers are.............drai-.......drai-..........draining..........Curse you........Spoon-lander............c-curse.........you...........

*Goes into 3rd degree shock.* :p

Mu.....Mus......Must.......re-........reach..........for..........the........Lu-......Lu-.............Lunatic-tic-tic-tic............spoon paralysis........cure.......

*Passes out.*

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 05:01 PM
Heheh!!!! Begins to eat Topshot

BawBag™
06-28-2003, 05:24 PM
-Joins Semi-
*Craps topshot out and fertilises the thread for all*

Semicolon
06-28-2003, 05:54 PM
YEAH!!! Topshot is dead!!!

topshot
06-28-2003, 09:49 PM
*A rocket comes from out of nowhere and hits Semi, while a knife is thrown at BB's back. A mysteriously cloaked man comes from out of the alley nearest them.*

Let that be a lesson for you both: Never attack my look-a-like, because its just a dummy.

*Beams up to the Starship Enterprise.*

Sam Fisher
06-28-2003, 09:53 PM
* Shoots the ones he can see with his Super dee-duper Pooper Shooter.*

Dath Maximus
06-29-2003, 02:50 AM
*unleashes a hord of soldier monkies on everyone*

DIE!!

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 02:55 AM
*Uses a nuke and vaporizes(sp?) all of the monkeys* Ha!

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
06-29-2003, 04:42 AM
-=Chi3f=- enters the battlefield wearing Monkey-proof armor and a scarf


Death to all who oppose monkies! Go.. go little ones! The time is now... no wait.... yeah right now!


Unleashes a hoarde of Monkey-pox infested chimpanzees


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Mwa ha ha ha!

Onward my minions! Spread the plague Make them cough for 12 to 48 hours! Drink all of their Nyquil and get mildly buzzed! May this land smell of bannanas! Fling, fling the poo at them fling it!

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 04:52 AM
Runs wildy at the monkeys and begins eating them

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
06-29-2003, 05:54 AM
Semicolon eats a monkey and gets monkey-pox. This causes his next two posts to be be all backwards. He also smells like bannanas now.

Bah.. my monkies fear no mortal!



-=Chi3f=- releases SARS infected hippos apon the Forums. The monkies jump on the hippos and ride them like horses.

Onward my hippo riding monkies! Now you shall taste the power of Monkie-SARS!

BongoBob
06-29-2003, 06:52 AM
:eek:EEK!
Oh yeah, well your hipporiding monkies can't survive the horrible mystical powers of my Super-Llama, Carlito.
*Carlito uses alpaca vision to wrap the hippo-riding monkies in a soft material*
hehehe...
*Bob lights the material on fire, burning all the hippos and monkies to death*
Bring it! The master of the bongos will kick major arse!

PS-Great Thread, but shouldn't this be in the Role Playing section?

Lunatic Jedi
06-29-2003, 06:55 AM
No! Now be quiet!

*Blows off Bob's head with a mildly charged, yet appropriately spectacular and deadly Angel Arm*

BongoBob
06-29-2003, 07:15 AM
*Carlito uses his amazing regenerative powers to give bob a new head(insane mind and all)*
YOU...You...
*Whips out lightsaber and cuts off lj's angel arm*
hehehe...

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
06-29-2003, 07:16 AM
Attaches Bob's head to the last surviving burnt monkey-SARS hippo rider

With this I can control you and see into your thoughts



Looks into BongoBob's mind


As I thought, he plans to steal the Angel arm and mount it to his Super-Llama, Carlito. He must be stopped at all costs!


-=Chi3f=- retrieves the Lance of Longines from Lilth's hand



Eat that!




Whhoooooooossshhhhhhh!

Bob explodes into hundreds of midget Bobs.


Mwah ha ha ha!

BongoBob
06-29-2003, 07:25 AM
Thank you, for hundreds of midget bobs can work faster than one giant one.
*Attaches Angel Arm to carlito*
*Carlito regenerates the bobs into one*
*Lines up semi colon, lj, topshot, and chi3f with the force*
FIRE!
*Carlito fires the angel arm, seriously hurting them all*
*Insert psychotic laugh here*

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 07:27 AM
*Jumps back into artic lorry and turns everyone into roadkill*
-Hops out with an AA gun and plasters the survivors-
PICK THAT YIN OOT!
*Screams*

|GG|Carl
06-29-2003, 07:27 AM
But you haven't heard my evil plan yet!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm going to clone myself!!!

See you in ten years loosers!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 09:14 AM
HA! Goodbye! *Kicks kim out with the super bat-inator?*

Thrackan Solo
06-29-2003, 03:01 PM
*releases killer bees into the thread and coats -=Chi3f=- with honey*

Onward my younglings! Fulfil your destiny! For your master!

Lunatic Jedi
06-29-2003, 03:23 PM
How did you get my Angel Arm? That would mean you would have to take my whole arm...

*Notices his right arm is conspicuously absent*

Ah crap. :mad:

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 04:25 PM
I got monkey pox!

backwards my posts are.

Thrackan Solo
06-29-2003, 04:47 PM
*pokes Semicolon's pox bursting them all sending him into great pain*

CRAP! NOW I HAVE MONKEY POX! THEY ITCH LIKE A ...

*falls on ground itching*

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 04:50 PM
w00t i'm free of those stupid pox. Thanks Thrackan :D

Goes home to wash off

Thrackan Solo
06-29-2003, 04:57 PM
*pulls out anti monkry pox cream and greases himself down*

WOOHOO! All better!


*dons anti-monkey pox suit and whacks monkey with his Bat-o-Justice*

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-29-2003, 05:05 PM
*Kicks in door - Matrix Agent style - whips out a Browning 9mm and lodges a shot into Thrackan's shoulder*

It's about to get messy!

B.

|GG|Carl
06-29-2003, 05:05 PM
WOOOHOOOO!!!! I'm back!
and I'm not alone, I'm here with DEATHSTAR III !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*starts shooting at everybody*

pow!pow!pow!
weeeeeeeeooooooooo
BOOM!!!
*something big gets blown up*
pow!pow!
BOOM!!!BOOM!!!BOOM!!!
*shot SamFisher in the a--*

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

...

I'm so evil :dev10:

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 05:14 PM
throws pizzas to everyone

EAT UP!

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-29-2003, 05:23 PM
*The only warning Semi has, is a pizza ripped in half by a bullet as it races towards him, tearing into his thigh*

Oh, you're in trouble now..!

*Blackout drops the now-empty magazine onto the floor, and pistol-whips Semi before reloading with a full clip*

;) B.

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 05:34 PM
*Slices the gun from B's grasp, and in the process, cutting his head off too.*

|GG|Carl
06-29-2003, 06:08 PM
*can't do anything, cause I'm stuck under the 2000 pizzas semicholon threw at me*

*starts to eat*

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 06:14 PM
*Blows 1999 pizzas off |GlobensGeng|and shoots him too.

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 06:15 PM
*Eats the pizzas as blood pours out of his thihgs*

Wait, I got an idea...

*Stuffs pizzas in his wound to stop the bleeding*

All better:)

|GG|Carl
06-29-2003, 06:32 PM
S**t! semicolon has got the power of the pizzas!!!

*throws a hamburger at him*

doh! that didn't work!

Take this!!!
*throws a hot dog at semicolon, who dies when it hits inside his left ear!*

...

Wait a second, he didn't die!

*the hot dog flyes out from semicolons right ear*

S**T! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! NOTHING CAN HURT HIM!!!

*runs away to get a rocket launcher, will be back in some minutes*

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-29-2003, 06:40 PM
*gets up from what was a non-fatal head injury and throws a sandwich at Globens*

Eat... erm- BREAD you mo-fo!

:p B.

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 06:53 PM
Yes, young one. I hold the power to a greater knowledge...The pizza. And now you will die.

Lightning shoots out of fingertips and paralyzes Globen

|GG|Carl
06-29-2003, 06:57 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Not bread and pizza!

All my magic powers are now gone...





Wait a sec... I don't have any magical powers!!!

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

fell the power of my ...eh... TOASTER!!!

*starts shooting toasts at evaryone*

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-29-2003, 06:57 PM
*wraps fuse wire around Semi's fingers, creating a short-circuit and severely burning Semi, also burning his pizza...*

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!!!!!!111!!!!!

B.

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 07:04 PM
-Welcomes B. to the thread-
*Grabs him and slams the door of artic lorry into his head*
BONJOUR!

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 07:06 PM
AHHHHH...Pizza isn't a conductor of electricty...So i'm alright ;)

Runs off to another room

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-29-2003, 07:11 PM
*takes Katana from the wall, and turns, waving it, to BawBag*

Oh, you're in trouble now! ;)

B.

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 07:14 PM
*Engages in mortal combat with B.*
-Manages cheap shot to knackers-
*Gloats*
:D

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 07:23 PM
Runs back into room carrying a shredder

Throws B into the Shredder ;)

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 07:29 PM
*Comes together a la T-1000*
-Stomps on Semis nuts for a couple of hours-
;)

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-29-2003, 07:33 PM
*takes off Matrix-style trenchcoat to reveal an explosives set-up like at the end of Leon... grins and squeeses detonator button*

B.

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 07:36 PM
-Dies-

topshot
06-29-2003, 07:37 PM
*Beams Mr. T up to the Enterprise and begins his quick journey back to the Swamp. Informs Mr. T on the situation.*

Mr. T:"They been messin with Milk?"

me:"Yeah, every nice cool glass of it."

Mr. T:"Time to show those suckas a world of pain!"

*Beams Mr. T down to this very thread.*

Innocent Forum Users:"Hey, that's the helluva tough Mr. T!"

Mr. T:"You suckas mess with Milk, you mess with the T!"

*Mr. T starts beating up BawBag, Dath Max, LJ, Globen, Chi3f, and BLaCKouT.*

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 07:43 PM
"I PITY DA FOOL WHO MESS WIT DA BB"
" I AIN'T GETTIN ON NO PLANE"
*Bites Mr.T's head and throws him into topshot*
-explosion occurs-

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 07:47 PM
Runs out of thread in horror

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 07:50 PM
*Catches Semi, ties to a chair, dances to "Stuck in the Middle", Cuts Semi's ear of*
:p

topshot
06-29-2003, 08:04 PM
*Somehow Mr. T and Topshot survive the explosion, this time driving Mr. T's van at full speed straight into BB. Quickly grabs and hoists Semi into the back of the van while making the run. Unties him and reattaches his ear using super glue and bandage tape.*

We gotta move outta here before he wakes up!

*Flies the van into space and to the planet of Cybertron.*

*Tenacious D provide back up.*

BawBag™
06-29-2003, 08:10 PM
*Uses kielbasa to take out tenacious D*
-Aims ion cannon at van-
*Van falls to earth*
-Proceeds to beat sh*t out of topshot with Mr.T's jewelry-

topshot
06-29-2003, 08:19 PM
-Takes out an even larger ion cannon and uses it to quickly send everyone still in the van, including himself and Mr. T, catapulting them all quickly to Cybertron. Activates an Infinite Shield Regenerator.

Lunatic Jedi
06-29-2003, 08:59 PM
*Pokes the shield generator with an electric cattle prod, disrupting the electromagnetic current and disengaging the shield*

*Kicks topshot in the head*

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 09:07 PM
* Kicks LJ off the catapult*

Loki GM
06-29-2003, 09:32 PM
*destroys everyone in this thread with his godly powers and they all fo to hades*

:p :p :p

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 09:35 PM
GAHHH! My ear is gone!!!!!!!!!

Runs around screaming like LJ

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 09:39 PM
Hey, Loki, you have AOM?

*Uses Lightning Storm god power and vaporizes everybody.

Lunatic Jedi
06-29-2003, 09:41 PM
*Respawns and whacks Sam over the head with a large metal stick*

Loki GM
06-29-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by SamFisher
Hey, Loki, you have AOM?

*Uses Lightning Storm god power and vaporizes everybody.

if you mean AIM then no

*kicks sam in the BLAP disguises him as a tbone steak and tricks a family into eating him*

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 09:44 PM
Heh...Guys this is getting a tad out of hand..with all this reviving eachtoher frmo the dead and what not...

Any way...

Grabs a cement truck and runs Sam over

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 09:44 PM
*Fall to the ground and rolls to stand, shooting all the way with the DEMP 2*

Lunatic Jedi
06-29-2003, 09:45 PM
Well what else are we supposed to do when we get killed? Just sit there as a little ghost talking trash at the survivors?

Doesn't sound all that fun...

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 09:57 PM
Hehe yeah! I like ghost trash! ;)

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 09:57 PM
Nope, you re-spawn. *Shoots LJ with his Phaser*

Loki GM
06-29-2003, 10:00 PM
if you strike me down I will become more powerful then you could ever imagine

Agen
06-29-2003, 10:02 PM
*universe collapses**everyone dies**no coming back*

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 10:05 PM
WHY!?!?! *Re-spawns in space* Looking for a target.

KBell
06-29-2003, 10:08 PM
*smacks Fisher for being just-plain-dumb*:)

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 10:19 PM
Heh
*respawns in a garbage can in space ;) *

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 10:20 PM
[tired voice]Is this the end?[/tired voice]

Semicolon
06-29-2003, 10:25 PM
I belive so....Sry BB fun while it lasted eh?

Sam Fisher
06-29-2003, 10:28 PM
Right you are, my friend.

Loki GM
06-29-2003, 11:46 PM
agen where did that come from???

Father Torque
06-30-2003, 01:17 AM
Ohhh, but out of no where FT magically re-spawns everybody, and takes on a challenge:)

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 02:34 AM
*Pokes FT with THE Ugly stick*
Bring it! I'll take on you AND Mr. Bimbo!

Loki GM
06-30-2003, 02:52 AM
*shoots BongoBob and FT in the knee cap and then takes off like a bat out of hell hell*

BawBag™
06-30-2003, 06:00 AM
Mwah Hah Ha! This thread shall live Semi/SamFisher.
*Reveals truncheon and begins to make a rythym on some heads*

Semicolon
06-30-2003, 06:04 AM
what! It's still alive?? But there's nothing here but space!

HOW CAN THIS BE!!!???!!!

|GG|Carl
06-30-2003, 06:07 AM
*Takes out a minigun*

HASTA LA VISTA, BABY!

*Shoots BowBag and Semicolon*

Semicolon
06-30-2003, 06:13 AM
Thanks Kevlar you saved my life.

Kevlar: Np, anytime

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 07:47 AM
Calls tank, and asks him for a new place to fight in inside of the matrix(Along with some special suprises)

Enter the matrix...

BawBag™
06-30-2003, 07:54 AM
Enters matrix........
-Beigins slapping bongo about-

Father Torque
06-30-2003, 08:01 AM
Enters Matrix----

Whacks BawBag in the head with a chair

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 08:06 AM
You arse!
*Pulls out twin Uzi's from behind trenchcoat and fires a hole lot of rounds crossarmed at FT and BB "Nether Regions" Neo style)
Mwa ha ha ha ha!

BawBag™
06-30-2003, 08:49 AM
-Sticks out hand, stopping bullets-
"Yes - I am the one"
*Charges Bongo, Jumps inside him and blows him up*
-Kicks FT in the gonads-
*Screams*

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 08:54 AM
Urghh, Damn!
*Respawns*
I'm the zero(better than the one)
*Pulls out the masumune and does an arial flip in bullet time, slicing his left arm off and slashing his back.*
Guess I'll finish the work you started.
*Kicks FT in the gonads*
Once more, for good measure...
*Once again, kicks FT in the gonads*
good fun:D

Semicolon
06-30-2003, 08:56 AM
Goes to where everyone is plugged into the Matrix and unplugs them, killing each and everyone of them

How do you like them apples?

BawBag™
06-30-2003, 08:59 AM
Due to being a matrix within a matrix, Gets up and swings Semi by his ears, kicking him in the gut repeatedly.

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 09:04 AM
*Respawns(again)*
BASTARD! EaAT, err, DRINK MILK ARSE! MOON YU!
*Calls his cow moon yu, who fires milk at semicolon untill he explodes*
Howdya like dem apples,err,milk,err...whatever!

Semicolon
06-30-2003, 09:13 AM
Heh

*Eats the respawn machine*

Take that!

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 09:17 AM
ARSE!
*Calls tank to ask for a new respawn machine, and gets it*
HA! TAKE THAT! oh yeah, and this too.
*Gives Semicolon a portable videogame.Runs away before it blows up, sending him to oblivian(sp?)*
hehehe...

Semicolon
06-30-2003, 09:24 AM
Argh...Not again...

Goes to Hell :)

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 09:25 AM
:rofl:

Thrackan Solo
06-30-2003, 11:41 AM
*sneaks back into thread*
*opens the Portal to Hell and kicks BongBob into it*

*reads fine print on portal's label*

Dang it! Its only a portal to Hell, Michigan?! Doh!:eek: :mad:

legameboy
06-30-2003, 12:29 PM
Enters Matrix----

Take a shoe, fills it with oil and slams it on Bawbag's foot, then takes a match and throws it at his shoe. *booooom* :D

topshot
06-30-2003, 12:29 PM
*Returns from Cybertron, bringing Optimus Prime, Mr. T and Lunatic back with him. Takes out lightsaber.*

"Come, lightsaber blade. Let's kick their arse!"

*Slices 'n' dices FT and Thrackan. Throws legameboy into the nearest dumpster.*

legameboy
06-30-2003, 12:34 PM
Takes a cannon and shoots 50 poppers at topshots face, giving him 35 blisters. (Poppers are those things yoou throw and when they hit something, the paper catches on fire and makes the rock inside it go 'pop');)

topshot
06-30-2003, 12:38 PM
Agh! My face!

*Takes out and puts on a replacement face.*

You've done it now, boy!

*levitates legameboy as high as his levitation will go, then drops him, SPLAT! on the ground.*

BawBag™
06-30-2003, 02:10 PM
*Bursts onto the scene hurling grenades at topshot*
-Pulls out two Desert Eagle .50's and ventilates all who oppose-

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-30-2003, 02:17 PM
*points out to BawBag that his gun doesn't have Desert Eagle .50 written down the side, it actually says R-E-P-L-I-C-A, then primes a Browning 9mm*

Bite on this...

B.

BawBag™
06-30-2003, 02:21 PM
Grabs the nearest object to hand and proceeds to beat B. with it.
(Happens to be a 12-inch rubber dildo)

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-30-2003, 02:23 PM
*reaches over into BB's bag and returns the attack... with an 18 inch one... with a nail through the end*

:p B.

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 02:24 PM
*Whacks them both over the head with a golf club*

•-BLaCKouT-•
06-30-2003, 02:32 PM
*impales Sam with a snooker cue*

B.

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 02:35 PM
*Breaks of the cue and slices his head off with a knife.*

Semicolon
06-30-2003, 03:22 PM
Can sumone let me out of hell? ;)

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 03:26 PM
Yeah, here you go. *Kills Semi*

BawBag™
06-30-2003, 06:20 PM
-Sacrifices SamFishers life for Semis'-
"Welcome Back Semi!"
-Tackles Semi to the ground-
*Screams*

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 06:24 PM
*Blows them up with a frag grenade.*

topshot
06-30-2003, 07:40 PM
*Plants mines under the cantina while Mr. T and Optimus proceed to beat the living hell out of SamFisher and Baw Bag, using a crow bar and a chainsaw.*

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 07:45 PM
*Uses a tactical nuke and blows topshot out of the battle*


P.S.

A little low in the posts, aren't we topshot?

Agen
06-30-2003, 07:48 PM
* everyone drowns on saliva for no reason, no Carbon dioxide for trees, trees die, all mammals and animals die, the water bcomes ph 1 and everything dies, the respawn button breaks, the screwdriver which could be used to fix the respwan button melts, you die, the sun evelopes itself into a ball of plasmatic gasinth bornic ayetride and the EVERYTHING DIES, NOTHING LEFT, NO COMING BACK, AND BY THE WAY FT WILL BE KEPT ALIVE SO HE CAN FALL DOWN AN ENDLESS PIT OF INFINITE DESTRUCTION*

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 09:03 PM
You are sooo pessimistic(sp?)

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 09:39 PM
NEW PLACE! Go to the bar for a good crazy fight!
.
.
.
.
.
*crickets chirp*
.
.
.
.
fine...:mad:

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 09:46 PM
That is a real..... intresting thread.

BongoBob
06-30-2003, 10:20 PM
It's meant for being in a bar, this is just, wherever. Speaking of...
*whacks Samfisher in the head with a hot fring pan*
That oughta speed things up round here.

Agen
06-30-2003, 10:39 PM
You're dead. Do not pass go, do not collect £200. K?

:D

topshot
06-30-2003, 11:11 PM
*Detonates the mines from a safe distance. Everyone in the Cantina dies, excluding himself.* :p

P.S: SamFisher, I loathe you.........um........yeah........

Sam Fisher
06-30-2003, 11:32 PM
If were all dead, what is going to happen?



P.S.

topshot: Why?

BongoBob
07-01-2003, 12:05 AM
We'll all go home and eat Pizza:p

Sam Fisher
07-01-2003, 12:06 AM
What if we didn't have any money?

Loki GM
07-01-2003, 12:14 AM
then you will be hungry

*slaps Topshot around like a red headed stepchild*

hehehe so fun

topshot
07-01-2003, 12:29 AM
What did I do????

*looks around like he's confused.*

((Sam: I loathe you because your ahead of me in posts! But I don't really loathe you. I'm confusing you, aren't I? :rofl: :p))

Semicolon
07-01-2003, 03:25 AM
*Bashes Topshot with a Top*

Ohhh

BongoBob
07-01-2003, 08:47 AM
Hey! Don't gang up on topshot like that!
*Stuffs a kleenex into a bottle of whisky, turning it into a molotov cocktail, lights it on fire, and throwsit into the crowd attacking topshot, instantly killing them all except for topshot*
Much Better!

Sam Fisher
07-01-2003, 09:38 AM
Step away from the topshot, you don't want? *pulls out his AK-47 and sprays the area with steel* Oops, uh, topshot? are you there? Oh well, *sprays some more*





*Don't feel bad topshot, you will get up here someday......*

BawBag™
07-01-2003, 09:49 AM
-Fires laser guided cruise missile-
Mwah Hah Ha!

topshot
07-01-2003, 10:34 AM
-Force jumps into the air and fires his own laser guided cruise missile to counter BawBag's, then proceeds to use him as a punching bag.

Hehe, this is pretty fun!

*Keeps punching him.*

Sam Fisher
07-01-2003, 10:54 AM
*Comes up behind BB and delivers a nice kick into his back and hears a satisfing(sp?) crunch*

Lunatic Jedi
07-01-2003, 10:56 AM
*Thrusts his elbow into the base of Sam's skull, paralyzing him temporarily while Lunatic stomps on Sam's

MIGHTY CROTCH!

Gah ha ha ha ha! :rofl: