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Darth Groovy
07-05-2003, 10:43 PM
Add a caption to this picture. After the funniest caption, I will add more pics. Points may be awarded at this point! :p

Here is the first Pic:

http://www.grubinski.com/grubinski/Pheasant/silly.cat.jpg

gorganfloss
07-05-2003, 10:45 PM
Fluffy always liked to cuddle after "private time" with Jim.

Loki GM
07-05-2003, 10:50 PM
Bob always knew that he should have ignored his wife and got a hunting dog

leXX
07-05-2003, 10:52 PM
"Damn, where is my other cat shoe? I could have sworn I put them both on this morning!"

Agen
07-05-2003, 10:57 PM
Where's my gun?

leXX
07-05-2003, 11:04 PM
"Yep, just a bit more, that's it."

*Bob realises how handy cats are for cleaning poop off shoes.*

Bilbo Skywalker
07-05-2003, 11:16 PM
*"One-armed Bob's Amazing Sleeping Cat Show" didnt pull much of a crowd.*

obi
07-05-2003, 11:18 PM
Duck: Hi, folks. Jack the Duck here. Welcome to another episode of Naturally Deformed Animals.

*que theme song*

Duck: Now, today we delve into the life of Showstop the cat. Showstop was born with a bone deformation in his front right-side of his body. Hoplessly handicapped for the rest of his natural life, Showstop has had help along the way from his 90 year old human master, Zale. Zale is a kind old man that runs a bait-and-tackle shop near the lake. He collects a bunch of useless crap like miniature hanging houses, fire hydrants, and Fake old wheels from carraiges. He has a crappy life, but he is joyful as long as he can help Showstop. Well, thats it for today's episode of Naturally Deformed Animals. Join us next week when we look at Stew, the cross-eyed fish. For Naturally Deformed Animals, I'm Jack the Duck. See you next week.

*end theme song and credits*

gorganfloss
07-05-2003, 11:18 PM
And then the bird realized he had migrated too far south.

Redwing
07-05-2003, 11:21 PM
"C'mon, Fluffy! Go get that bird! What kind of cat are you? False advertising!"

Fluffy: "Puuuuuuuurrrrrrr!"

ET Warrior
07-06-2003, 12:42 AM
Alright Whiskers, Kill the turkey. KILL! KILL!...no, don't, stop rubbing, whiskers, kill the....stop it.......ahh forget it.

<JOTD>Jedi Hunter
07-06-2003, 12:51 AM
After being raped by the duck, Mr. whiskers rubbed his throbing buttocks on his masters leg.

Loki GM
07-06-2003, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by <JOTD>Jedi Hunter
After being raped by the duck, Mr. whiskers rubbed his throbing buttocks on his masters leg.

icky poo

after an extremely large crap the boots decides to arouse his new lover mr. quackers by whipping his bum all over his masters leg

:p :p :p

Father Torque
07-06-2003, 01:27 AM
"No no no, the bird, not my leg dang nabbit.

Jed
07-06-2003, 01:46 AM
Old man: "If my eyes wasn't lyin', my Noodles here just went to attack that flyin' thing, it whipped his ass, then returned him to my feet. Should I try to shoot it..."

Semicolon
07-06-2003, 05:47 AM
Blades of Grass: Where's our pizza?

Darth Groovy
07-06-2003, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Gorgan
Fluffy always liked to cuddle after "private time" with Jim.

60 pts Awarded! for Best Caption!

Next pic:

http://gypsy.as.utexas.edu/fampics/silly.jpg

Boba Rhett
07-06-2003, 07:10 AM
Sensing the onset of ass blasting diarrhea, Timothy thought it best to get comfortable, point himself in a safe stain proofed direction and wait the whole ordeal out.

Mr.Joshua
07-06-2003, 07:13 AM
Couch: Hey kid wake the hell up you're drooling down through the cushions.

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-06-2003, 07:16 AM
"Sir... a$$-laser is aimed at Alderon"


Vader: "Excellent. You may fire the 'laser' when ready"


Annoying woman: "FIRE THE LAA-SSAR!!"



or


Thwack!

Mom: "See Bobby, now you know how those baby seals felt!"

-=ReApEr=-
07-06-2003, 07:47 AM
'The Moderator is a fiercy beast, one sound of noise or movement will wake it up. It is raring for blood, and has fell asleep after 5 days of non stop blood eating terrifying. Moderating! :eek:'

BawBag™
07-06-2003, 08:46 AM
Billy obviously found masturbating more tiring than he originally thought.

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-06-2003, 09:06 AM
After a fierce kick to the ding-dong, Thrik gave all his points back. :D

Lunatic Jedi
07-06-2003, 09:11 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
Sensing the onset of ass blasting diarrhea

Hey! You stole the phrase ASS-BLASTING DIARRHEA from that thread I made when I had the flu! Shame, Rhett, SHAME! :p

Anyway...

Boy: If I put my ear close enough, maybe I'll be able to hear the gerbil inside the cushions!

leXX
07-06-2003, 09:14 AM
*snore, fart, burp*

*snore, fart, burp*

-=ReApEr=-
07-06-2003, 09:16 AM
Originally posted by -=Chi3f=-
After a fierce kick to the ding-dong, Thrik gave all his points back. :D

Ah sweet, if that was only true though. :p

Agen
07-06-2003, 12:29 PM
People put me in strange positions while i am asleep and then take pictures to spread all over the internet.

<JOTD>Jedi Hunter
07-06-2003, 12:55 PM
Trying to hide his very first erection, little timmy cupped his junk, closed his eyes and hoped no one would see.

Sam Fisher
07-06-2003, 01:23 PM
*Hehe... they don't know that the moon is coming!*

-=ReApEr=-
07-06-2003, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by <JOTD>Jedi Hunter
Trying to hide his very first erection, little timmy cupped his junk, closed his eyes and hoped no one would see.

Im not even going to comment on that. :p

*Trys to hide laughter*

|GG|Carl
07-06-2003, 01:41 PM
Boy:
- Mmm... Isn't that the smell of...donuts

Reclaimer
07-06-2003, 01:52 PM
Luke: Go for the crack fire torpetoes

Wedge:Roger that luke firing now .

Boy:FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

Wedge: Luke I've been hit by a fart.

Luke:Copy Wedge I'll take care of it.

X-wing:Torpetoes hit the crack boooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!

And that the end of little jimmy.:p

SkinWalker
07-06-2003, 02:01 PM
http://gypsy.as.utexas.edu/fampics/silly.jpg

Darth Groovy: If I can just find a little more loose change, I can buy some more pre-paid minutes for my internet account.... got get back on line and post the next pic.....

Matt-Liell
07-06-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy


http://gypsy.as.utexas.edu/fampics/silly.jpg

MOM! I swear I can hear voices in here!

ZBomber
07-06-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by -=ReApEr=-
Im not even going to comment on that. :p

*Trys to hide laughter*

lol, I know. This is the first time I actually laughed out loud from a thread. :rofl:

Darth Groovy
07-06-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Cryptic
MOM! I swear I can hear voices in here!

LOL! We have a winner, this one made me laugh hardest!

60 points to Cryptic. (dunno what I will do when I run out of points....but this is so much fun....hey donations anyone?!:p)

Next pic:


http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics/sumoballet.jpg

Sam Fisher
07-06-2003, 04:10 PM
...jiggle, jiggle, spin... jiggle, jiggle, spin...

Matt-Liell
07-06-2003, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy


http://www.allfunpix.com/humor/pics/sumoballet.jpg

Morpheus opens the door after Neo takes the Red Pill and Neo sees this very sight and Morpheus turns to Neo and says:

"Welcome to the real world!"

Agen
07-06-2003, 04:30 PM
[dumb cop in matrix]I think we can handle 1 little girl[/dumb cop in matrix]

obi
07-06-2003, 04:38 PM
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"

-=ReApEr=-
07-06-2003, 04:45 PM
Wow this feels even better then having a erection, and the thing is. I can actually stay up doing this, unlike my other feeling. :p

Bob Gnarly
07-06-2003, 04:48 PM
*Sumo match begins*

*Sumo guys colide into eachother*

*floor breaks*

*lands in dance hall*

Sumo Guy: huh!? oh what the hell....


*Sumo guy starts dancing*

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-06-2003, 04:53 PM
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon II: I'm not fat... I'm just big boned

Reclaimer
07-06-2003, 05:12 PM
Boy:Look mommy a fat dancing sumo guy!

Mom:Don't look honny but i think the tutu is too big for him.

Sam Fisher
07-06-2003, 05:13 PM
" What you looking at boy?"

Darth Groovy
07-06-2003, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty!"

:lol: Winner! 60 points!

Next pic:

http://pag.lcs.mit.edu/~adonovan/funnypics/deskjohn.gif

nova_wolf
07-06-2003, 05:45 PM
I never saw Fred happier than when his new Status Chair arrived. Says office meetings are somehow more bearable....

|GG|Carl
07-06-2003, 05:45 PM
HOW DID YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE? I MEAN, HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY HOUSE???

Jed
07-06-2003, 05:50 PM
Now when people said he was full of ****, he could just point to his brand new addition to the office to prove them wrong.

Captain Wilson
07-06-2003, 05:56 PM
the chair for the peopple who just carnt wait

Semicolon
07-06-2003, 05:58 PM
Got A Life?? ;)

BawBag™
07-06-2003, 06:00 PM
Notice from management:
Toilet breaks will be reduced

obi
07-06-2003, 06:02 PM
Man's wife: At least he put the seat down this time.

Arreat
07-06-2003, 06:07 PM
Owner Of toilet: Aw sh!t no tissue... Guess I'll have to find some
*walks out of office searching for toilet paper while making sure no ones looking*
*Boss walks up* My eyes they burn!!! Myy beautiful eyes!

Jo
07-06-2003, 06:09 PM
MAN:"WOW, Now I can do 2 things at once!!"

ET Warrior
07-06-2003, 06:09 PM
Fred's dedication to his job was legendary in the building. Not only did he come to work on weekends and holidays, he came when he had the worst case of diarrhea known to man as well.

obi
07-06-2003, 06:09 PM
The new Instant-access Goldfish remover. =)

Agen
07-06-2003, 06:23 PM
your typical LF user - A smelly porn addict.

Darth Groovy
07-06-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by MasterJo
MAN:"WOW, Now I can do 2 things at once!!"

We have a winner! 60 points. :p

Note: in order to win these things, you have to make me bust out laughing. I know that is a tall order and it sucks, but this is my thread, and I am giving points away.

Next Pic:



http://allaboutfrogs.org/funstuff/funny/waxymonkey.jpg

Tyrion
07-06-2003, 06:44 PM
Plastic Fat Frog- $5.95
Fake Log- $7.99
Watching yourself getting all hot and flustered over a frog humping a log- Priceless.

There are some things money cant buy. For everything else,there's Groovy Card.

Accepted everywhere visa is.

:D

Agen
07-06-2003, 06:45 PM
Uh-oh.. It's not coming out. :| I'M STUCK!!!!

BawBag™
07-06-2003, 06:49 PM
"Hey baby - I got wood..."

:D :D :D ...;)

Semicolon
07-06-2003, 06:53 PM
FROG: Do I make you horny baby?

Darth Groovy
07-06-2003, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
Plastic Fat Frog- $5.95
Fake Log- $7.99
Watching yourself getting all hot and flustered over a frog humping a log- Priceless.

There are some things money cant buy. For everything else,there's Groovy Card.

Accepted every where visa is.

:D

ROFLMAO!

Winner! :D

Next Pic:
http://www.animal-funny-pictures.com/images/p-42.jpg

Jed
07-06-2003, 06:57 PM
Dr. Robotnik: "At last! I've finally caught Sonic the Hedgehog!"

*weighs*

"Christ, he's a friggin fatass."

SkinWalker
07-06-2003, 06:57 PM
Whaaat!? Puddle heads only $6.95 per pound? I'll have two.

With hotsauce, of course.

Tyrion
07-06-2003, 06:58 PM
"I'm too cheap for a real Jenny Craig plan.."

BawBag™
07-06-2003, 07:05 PM
"Does my bum look big in this?"

Reclaimer
07-06-2003, 07:06 PM
The new Hedgehog Rice Ceriel get your bowl today or call 555-Hedgehog today and get a free gift a hedgehog!!!!:p

Darth Groovy
07-06-2003, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Jedi220
Dr. Robotnik: "At last! I've finally caught Sonic the Hedgehog!"

*weighs*

"Christ, he's a friggin fatass."

ROFLMAO!

Winner!!!!! :D

Next Pic:

http://www.starlight.org/intl/programs/images/klownykid.jpg

Tyrion
07-06-2003, 07:12 PM
"The mexican Frankenstien"

Jo
07-06-2003, 07:15 PM
Scary part is....all they had to do is add the wig.:D

Reclaimer
07-06-2003, 07:18 PM
Green Hair-10.00

Clown Face-25.00

Making an ass out of your self-priceless:p

There's something that money can't buy.For everything else there's The fake card that is not real and do not call this number 555-The fake card that is not real card.Valid nowhere this was a cammerical brought to you buy the dancing monkys:) :monkey4: :monkey4: :monkey4:

Darth Groovy
07-06-2003, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by Tyrion
"The mexican Frankenstien"

Winner! Come on guys, you gonna let this kid take all these points? Hell he makes me laugh hard. Make me laugh hard, I triple dog dare you!!! :p

Next pic:

http://www.bicycle-world-records.com/cycle-start.jpg

matt--
07-06-2003, 07:34 PM
Wait a sec...is he riding that bike BACKWARDS? THAT'S CRAZY.

Jo
07-06-2003, 07:36 PM
You ought to see him when he plays the Jello(sp)

Reclaimer
07-06-2003, 07:37 PM
The next Michel Angelo but now on a bike.:uzi1:
:uzi1:

:rifle1:
:snipe1: :snip2:
:attack2:

BawBag™
07-06-2003, 07:39 PM
"Hey Maw! Look what i'm doin'!":D

Agen
07-06-2003, 07:45 PM
Guy on bike : Anything you can do i can do better.
Other guy : Agreed

Sam Fisher
07-06-2003, 07:50 PM
Hey, look! Roadkill!

Father Torque
07-06-2003, 08:01 PM
After the Fiddler on the roof came out. Jim and friends decided to make there own movie. Fiddler on the bicycle.

gorganfloss
07-06-2003, 09:17 PM
"NEW Blammo™ Bike-Stands! Now with state-of-the-art peddling technology!"

Semicolon
07-06-2003, 10:22 PM
Man on bike: I can ride a bike backwards and play a violin at the same time while looking dashing in this suite...This is just a testement that I have no life.

Captain Wilson
07-06-2003, 11:25 PM
man paying no attention to road gets crushed by inconspicaus steamroller

ET Warrior
07-07-2003, 02:04 AM
After graduating from college with a degree in 'Occupations that are highly dangerous and will make you absolutley NO money', Jim decided that 'Backwards bike riding violin playing' was what he would do with the rest of his life.

Loki GM
07-07-2003, 02:15 AM
this is bob the last member of the backwards bike riding orchistra for tragicly the rest where hit by on coming traffic

Darth Groovy
07-07-2003, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Father Torque
After the Fiddler on the roof came out. Jim and friends decided to make there own movie. Fiddler on the bicycle.

Winner! I have upgraded prizes to 100 points!


Next Pic:

http://www.itp.ac.cn/~jmyang/funny.jpg

Semicolon
07-07-2003, 06:46 AM
Honda, the machine with enough zebra power to outrun anything except a scotsman.

Zebra:Eat my crap!

Crow_Nest
07-07-2003, 06:53 AM
HOW DID YOU TAKE THAT PICTURE? I MEAN, HOW DID YOU GET INSIDE MY HOUSE???

LOL. Is that really your house?? LOL:p

Semicolon
07-07-2003, 06:57 AM
LoL...That's not really his house...

BawBag™
07-07-2003, 07:50 AM
In the Serengeti, the animals are developing new survival methods.

Mr.Joshua
07-07-2003, 08:18 AM
Zebra: Your pack got the rider, just let me go already!!!

leXX
07-07-2003, 08:19 AM
"Eat my dust, sucker!"

|GG|Carl
07-07-2003, 08:28 AM
Lion(or whatever it is): Wait! may I touch it?

Mr.Joshua
07-07-2003, 08:39 AM
Another one for the hell of it:

Zebra: HI-HO SILVER, AWAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!

nova_wolf
07-07-2003, 09:09 AM
This may look a perfectly normal image - a Lioness hunting for food for her cubs.

But what you don't see is the herd of stampeding elephants out of shot behind them......

Lioness - 'Please don't leave me 'ere guvna! I have a husband and six children to support!'

SkinWalker
07-07-2003, 12:44 PM
Sign on Zebra's back: If you can read this, the lion fell off.

ET Warrior
07-07-2003, 02:41 PM
Can YOU spot what's wrong with this picture?

BawBag™
07-07-2003, 03:03 PM
How am I driving? Call 123-Eat Me.

-=ReApEr=-
07-07-2003, 03:33 PM
'I know nothing' :p Nothing! I Know nothing, nothing.! :D

Agen
07-07-2003, 03:52 PM
"Honda get sued for Animal Testing"

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-07-2003, 04:31 PM
"Hey you dropped your wallet!"

obi
07-07-2003, 04:31 PM
Kangeroo Jack 2 Auditions.

Loki GM
07-07-2003, 04:34 PM
Lioness:come on slow down I just want to talk I swear

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-07-2003, 04:38 PM
"This fast food is killing me!

"U fast I furious"

Sam Fisher
07-07-2003, 06:52 PM
"Run baby, Run!"

gorganfloss
07-07-2003, 07:12 PM
"Wait! Your tail-light's out!"

Sam Fisher
07-07-2003, 07:18 PM
"Hey! Nice cycle(sp?)!"

Darth Groovy
07-07-2003, 10:58 PM
Originally posted by BawBag 2
In the Serengeti, the animals are developing new survival methods.

And the Winner is you!!!!!!!

Now that the point system will go away soon, what will I give away as prizes?!?!?:confused:

Anyways, Next Pic:
http://www.seemen.org/images/fries.jpg

Tyrion
07-07-2003, 11:01 PM
I'm suing you,Groovy!

It is giving me the willies and it's just PLAIN WRONG! to post pictures of men having sexual acts with giant mcdonald fries.

It's making me feel insecure because I can never have a chance of getting laid,so I'm suing you on a count of sexual abuse!

*cries*

:D

Agen
07-07-2003, 11:06 PM
I refuse to take part.. it's fixed.

*goes in huff*

Mr.Joshua
07-07-2003, 11:17 PM
*Bob waits to approach Ronald McDonald about his definition of SUPER SIZED*

Darth Groovy
07-07-2003, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Agen_Terminator
I refuse to take part.. it's fixed.

*goes in huff*

Did you ever think that maybe your captions just suck?:p

topshot
07-08-2003, 01:21 AM
After taking too much Viagra, floppy Bobby needed relief. He found: THE FRENCH FRY GUY! :p

Seph
07-08-2003, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by topshot
After taking too much Viagra, floppy Bobby needed relief. He found: THE FRENCH FRY GUY! :p if he wins just make those points or what ever to seph it was mah idea;)

anyways... my quote is: When Drew Carrey dreams.

obi
07-08-2003, 01:39 AM
What,no burger?

CHEAPSKATE!:mad:

pbguy1211
07-08-2003, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Anyways, Next Pic:
http://www.seemen.org/images/fries.jpg
After realizing that bending over like that would be damn near impossible... Bob decided to try one of those little blue pills. Fortunately for all of us nothing happened and he was left with his Hulk-sized fries.

Seph
07-08-2003, 02:03 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
What,no burger?

CHEAPSKATE!:mad: lol

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-08-2003, 02:09 AM
Got Ketsup? rable rable!

Loki GM
07-08-2003, 02:33 AM
the inspiration for McDonalds new menu item french fries with icing on em

Jo
07-08-2003, 02:35 AM
after careful testing Joe here came to the conclusion that these where inface McDonald French Fries and not Monstrous Twinkies...

please note, the m's symbolize the m on the bag..

SkinWalker
07-08-2003, 03:08 AM
I'm a small man with a Liberal Arts degree! Uhhhh.... you want fries with that?

gorganfloss
07-08-2003, 03:56 AM
"mmmmmmm...salty..."

pbguy1211
07-08-2003, 04:15 AM
Originally posted by SkinWalker
I'm a small man with a Liberal Arts degree! Uhhhh.... you want fries with that?

More like... I'm a small man with an Art History Degree!
Now THAT'S FUNNY!

BongoBob
07-08-2003, 05:50 AM
After giving the fries a hug, john got pissed at the fries, making mad statements like I am the monkey fecies throwing champion, before whipping out his uzi and shooting the fries repeditivly and saying that they had made him overwieght. This is a sad, sad day for grown men who have made alot of mistakes.

Who Knows?
07-08-2003, 06:26 AM
This McDonald's location was confused when they heard they needed to supersize their fries for customers.

As part of their new supersize fries deal, McDonald's has decided to offer true supersize fries for a limited time only.

This is want happens when you mix McDonald's fries with miracle grow.

McDonald's was forced to truly make supersized fries when Bob threatened to sue them for false advertising.

This just in: supersized fries just got bigger.

Hey! Wait a minute!!! These are fake!!

Why get a combomeal when you can get Super-Supersize fries.

Unfortunately(Fortunately?) this batch of fries were left under the heat lamp longer than normal.

In other corporate news: McDonald's has fired the man who thought a supersize fry display would be a great addition to the playground.

A customer attempting to destroy the supersize fry display in the playground when he realizes it is taller than him

Trust me I can get it to the car.

A little help here? This thing is freaking heavy.

This is a photo recently shown on America's Dumbest Criminals as Harry attempts to steal a cemented giant size fry display in broad daylight.

A McDonald's customer attempts to use the supersize fry display in the playground for shade. Unfortunate he is unable to determine why it doesn't work very well.

A McDonald's customer attempts to stress the new playground to its limits.

That's all I can think of for right now, and its late.

Jed
07-08-2003, 06:31 AM
*Man strangles fry*

You stay away from my woman, you potato based manwhore!

*Fry tries to speak*

She says I'm better in bed *struggle* you might consider.....Viagra....

Loki GM
07-08-2003, 06:52 AM
this picture was taken on mental patient field trip day

BawBag™
07-08-2003, 08:13 AM
"Whoa..... I knew portions were bigger in the States...

nova_wolf
07-08-2003, 09:53 AM
'S...s...s...orry Mr. Hulk...err...Bana sir... We haven't got any ketchup....' was the last thing Ferris heard before the world first starch based enama took place.....

Sam Fisher
07-08-2003, 01:14 PM
And some people wonder how they become obease(sp?)...

topshot
07-08-2003, 01:42 PM
Jim's obsession with fast food grew to grew to Godzilla-like proportions after accidently becoming irradiated by a giant potato. Now, my friends, he has a humongous craving for making love with the wrong species .

Poor Jim. He was a fool for eating the potato. Now he is cursed with this obsession for the rest of his potato-loving life, or until dogs gain poseable thumbs or when the cows strike back after being slaughtered so many times just for their beef-alicious factor.

BawBag™
07-08-2003, 02:06 PM
In today's news: GM crops reach an all time record high.....

Father Torque
07-08-2003, 03:30 PM
After many years of labor camps, Jim fleed to the dessert, only to find his long lost friends.

BongoBob
07-08-2003, 06:04 PM
HEY! WERES THE CREAM FILLING!

*AHHHHHHHH!!!I'M JUST A GUY IN A FRY SUIT!STOP KNAWING ON MY HEAD, BEFORE YOU REACH THE...TOO...LATE...

Are you really supersize fries?
You eat supersize fries kid. No. I didn't mean it like th..., ah sh!t! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
*joe runs away from the obese kid, which he is more than a match for*

There's three more.

nerfherder
07-08-2003, 07:13 PM
...Drawn by the legend of McCamelot, Arthur attempts to wrest the golden fry from the stone and be marked as the Once and Future Ronald who will lead the Knights of the Happy Meal to triumph over the evil Burger King and win the love of Lady Wendy...;)

Bob Gnarly
07-08-2003, 07:33 PM
Man: i founds it ma!

Darth Groovy
07-10-2003, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by nerfherder
...Drawn by the legend of McCamelot, Arthur attempts to wrest the golden fry from the stone and be marked as the Once and Future Ronald who will lead the Knights of the Happy Meal to triumph over the evil Burger King and win the love of Lady Wendy...;)

Winner!!!!


Next pic:


http://www.sillytheclown.com/photos/000716%20Silly%20with%20fish%20getting%20away.jpg

ET Warrior
07-10-2003, 05:14 AM
In his eagerness to entertain the children, Bobo the Clown never anticipated his fish in a ring to swing around his leg and crack him square in the nuts.

Lunatic Jedi
07-10-2003, 05:41 AM
Yes, I know this pic was concluded a long time ago, but I really wanted to add this caption...

Originally posted by Darth Groovy
http://pag.lcs.mit.edu/~adonovan/funnypics/deskjohn.gif

Microsoft world headquarters, where everything is pulled out of some programmer's ass.

As for the current pic:

Clown: WHOO! THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

Lil Killa
07-10-2003, 05:57 AM
At that moment Bingo remembered his invisable dog really does have rabbies.

Lion275
07-10-2003, 06:41 AM
As we see here, Chuckles makes an attempt to catch food for his pack. Clowns are not preditarory at heart, but seen here they are known to turn from happy go lucky creatures to a state of downright demonspawn. (insert picture of evilclown here)

gorganfloss
07-10-2003, 07:55 AM
And then Jimmy woke up to find that he had wet the bed.

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-10-2003, 08:17 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
http://www.sillytheclown.com/photos/000716%20Silly%20with%20fish%20getting%20away.jpg [/B]


Years later we see Harry Potter, former wizard turned clown, perform the rather simple trick of pulling the rabbit out of his hat. but due to his sevre dyslexia the trick goes horribly wrong as he sends a rubber tuna in a bear-trap where it doesn't belong!

obi
07-10-2003, 01:26 PM
McHammer will do anything for money these days...

Darth Groovy
07-10-2003, 03:51 PM
LOL, I see about three contenders here that could be winners, but I wanna let this drag on a bit longer, because I am such a jerk.:p

Lost Welshman
07-10-2003, 04:38 PM
Keith the clown, due to having an unclown-like name, was banned from all activities of the circus genre. He now spends his days wandering circus tents, in search for food to keep on surviving. This photo was taken by a photographer who was obviously on the scene at the time.

"Woah there, fishie! I'm gonna crush you, jus' like they crushed ma hopes an' ma dreams" - Is reported to be the last words poor Jingles the fish heard in his exciting life, just before a giant foot came crushing down on his defenseless body. On a lighter note, Keith was able to survive the week.

ET Warrior
07-10-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
LOL, I see about three contenders here that could be winners, but I wanna let this drag on a bit longer, because I am such a jerk.:p

Why you....................that's just mean ;)


I think you've just run out of funny pictures and are stalling for time!!!!!

BawBag™
07-10-2003, 06:57 PM
I knew there was a reason I was told not to get into this f*ckin profession....
:p

Sam Fisher
07-10-2003, 10:24 PM
"Woah Boy! Woah, slow down there!"

leXX
07-11-2003, 09:06 AM
"I know. I 'll put on my clown costume, put my foot there, put a fish in a dog collar there, and it will make a really crappy caption contest photo that will stump everyone!"

Bob Gnarly
07-11-2003, 10:06 AM
I know the clown costume might throw you off but M.C. Hammer's back!

topshot
07-11-2003, 11:39 AM
Here we are in the wild outdoors where we are a filming a documentary about the legendary species called 'The Clown' ( humorous joke-uolous ) We have just found a member of their strange and mysterious tribe doing a strange dance with some ancient tool that must've been discovered over at least 1000 years ago. As the primate-like creature dances with this tool, it's strange method of shelter billows in the air. Apparently this shelter was made from a strange, blanket-like material which feels the strangest bit like over-sized human boxer shorts.

"Hey! Hey you!"

It has spotted us and started ranting in some sort of language that seems to be hard to translate. The Clown seems ripe with anger and has begun to chase after us, accidently trapping its leg in the strange tool. I assume we should stop recording now, Wallace...........

"Gotcha!"


This is Dr. Alexander Washington, legendary explorer, signing off..............


(muffled screams in the background):"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Darth Groovy
07-11-2003, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
McHammer will do anything for money these days...

Winner!:D

Next pic:

http://www.wiredmotorsports.com/media/features/funny-pool.jpg

obi
07-11-2003, 02:15 PM
Damnit Dale, when I said "Car pool," thats not what I meant....

Sam Fisher
07-11-2003, 02:16 PM
"I've seen it all... cars swimming. Thinks Bob.

ET Warrior
07-11-2003, 03:48 PM
And you thought that driving YOUR car into MY pool was going to get us chicks HOW?!?!?!?

gorganfloss
07-11-2003, 04:54 PM
"I knew that car dealer was lying."

And this is what happens if you leave your keys at Groovy's house.

Bob Gnarly
07-11-2003, 06:13 PM
Back to the future...the ride gets a whole new look

Sam Fisher
07-11-2003, 08:12 PM
"That was a big splash! Let's do it again!"

Lion275
07-11-2003, 08:27 PM
Ohh, so thats where I parked it *hic*

topshot
07-11-2003, 11:30 PM
"I've seen subs under water, but.........DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol :p

Seph
07-12-2003, 02:45 AM
i got three.

Frog King and his frog minions are in the car.
Frog King: Commander they've spotted us, launch Larrey the Lumpy Lepricaun.

Having a major cuncosion bill thinks it's the 80's and thinks that he is driving his old floating car when in reality he is driving his neihbors dodge viper.

Hotshot's* final resting place.

(*A robot from transformers that turns into a yellow sport car)

Lil Killa
07-12-2003, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by Seph
i got three.

Frog King and his frog minions are in the car.
Frog King: Commander they've spotted us, launch Larrey the Lumpy Lepricaun.

ROFL i don't think i can compete with that but i'll try:p

Philibuster Sam escapes from the happy house. The thing is he's a retired sub commander gone mad.


Mr. Sam:

Dive! Dive! Dive! I think theve spotted us!!!

Spectators:

Should we get him out or do you wanna see how long he lasts underwater?

Darth Groovy
07-12-2003, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Gorgan
"I knew that car dealer was lying."

And this is what happens if you leave your keys at Groovy's house.

And the winner is you!!!!:D

Next silly pic:

http://home.enter.vg/badhumour/funny/findinganything.jpg

Jed
07-12-2003, 04:47 AM
"MOMMY!!!!"

"What sweetie?"

"YOU LIED MOMMY! YOU SAID HERBY THE FISHIE WENT TO HEAVEN!"

"Well he did, honey."

"NO HE DIDN'T, HE'S IN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

El Sitherino
07-12-2003, 04:49 AM
TASTY WATER! :p

or then


Daddy broke the plunger and asked me to suck the clog out.

Azrael
07-12-2003, 04:52 AM
After Gary Coleman followed the trail of Michael Jackson, he decided to give himself a swirly.

Lil Killa
07-12-2003, 04:53 AM
Where did the fudge go?

Lunatic Jedi
07-12-2003, 05:32 AM
Boy: But mommy, the dog gets to do it. Why can't I?

El Sitherino
07-12-2003, 05:52 AM
i want to see where my potty goes.:p

Eldritch
07-12-2003, 05:57 AM
Tonight's Episode:

Little Johnny finds his Father's liquor cabinet.

Loki GM
07-12-2003, 06:02 AM
this is what happens when you hipnotise a 5 year old

or

Boy: look mommy im useful I can clean the toilet bowl if you dont sell me to the circus
Mother: sorry Jimmy dear but we need the beer money now go on and hop in the truck with your brothers

Sam
07-12-2003, 06:58 AM
little timmy found atlantis!

Or

little kid: I'll never learn this potty trainning thing.

topshot
07-12-2003, 11:22 AM
Once again, little Bob finds his christmas presents soaking in the toilet.

or

Jim thinks that drinking from the toilet will automatically make him a dog.

Bob Gnarly
07-12-2003, 11:44 AM
QUick Mom get the camera!

obi
07-12-2003, 01:31 PM
He's a little young to be getting sh*t-faced isn't he?

BawBag™
07-12-2003, 01:37 PM
Little Billy says "Hi!" to Huey and Ralph.....

Arreat
07-12-2003, 02:02 PM
Lil' timmy: Oh so this is where mommy buys the chocolate!

Sam Fisher
07-12-2003, 02:24 PM
Boy: "This is weird."

or

Boy: "MOMMY!!! WHICH HOLE IS IS SUPPOSED TO COME OUT OF?"

Seph
07-12-2003, 03:50 PM
Tommy:mommy there's a poo in here who's wearing a santa hat!!

Mr.Hankey: Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidyhoooooooooooo!

or

Mom i have dirareah coming out of my mouth

Captain Wilson
07-12-2003, 08:19 PM
hmmmm nutty

topshot
07-12-2003, 08:24 PM
Jim:"Wowzers! There's a whole mackerel in here!"

Bob:"Really?!?!?"

Jim:"No."

Lion275
07-12-2003, 08:45 PM
Mom: See Timmy this is why I tell you not to eat off the floor
Timmy: Huhghhh

Loki GM
07-12-2003, 10:02 PM
Mom: now timmy just flush the toilet and your hairll be all clean then just put some clothes on and well go eat some fancy McDonalds
Timmy: yay

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-12-2003, 10:07 PM
Mom: I wasn't serious when I said use your tounge! :(

Billy: Tastes like toilet duck!

gorganfloss
07-13-2003, 05:11 PM
A few minutes later little Jimmy realized he would never see Mr.Fishikins again.

Sam Fisher
07-13-2003, 07:17 PM
"Hey Mom! I got a swirly(sp?)!"

legameboy
07-13-2003, 08:58 PM
Mom: Thats nice sweetie, but smoothies murder your teeth, so give me that #!$#%#^%&#@!%#@ smoothie!!!!!!!!!!! Erm, I mean, let me have your smoothie pumpkin! ;)

[RAA]-=Chi3f=-
07-14-2003, 02:29 AM
Michael Jackson: Oh stop! Bubbles doesn't taste that bad, you silly goose" :D


or


In our house, bobbing for apples wasn't very fun. Actually, we never used apples either.

legameboy
07-14-2003, 02:51 AM
Dwarf in the Matrix: Hud ya fierr yooo dwab! Hoooiiiyaaachachachachachacha:)

Seph
07-14-2003, 04:55 AM
i like this new bath dad bought.

legameboy
07-14-2003, 02:01 PM
Timmy: Wow, these 'napkins' mom but smell wierd. :p

ET Warrior
07-14-2003, 05:45 PM
What the........I dont remember eating that!!

Darth Groovy
07-16-2003, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by $am
little timmy found atlantis!

Or

little kid: I'll never learn this potty trainning thing.
The Winner is you!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I was away for a few days.

Now that the store is gone, I have no choice but to use obi13's random gift generator:

And Huzzah, you win a Goat!

His name is Chuckles, he eats everything, and will be your friend for life, have fun!http://animalscience.ucdavis.edu/facilities/goat.gif

Next pic:

http://members.rogers.com/spudsusa/California%20Images/Tongue_Pierce.JPG

Lion275
07-16-2003, 06:17 PM
Poor confused youths of today :( :D

obi
07-16-2003, 06:18 PM
Mr.Potatohead joins the fall season's cast on "Jackass"

Sam Fisher
07-16-2003, 06:20 PM
"Careful there, that's sensitive!"

Azrael
07-17-2003, 04:25 AM
After the success of Toy Story, and Toy Story 2, Mr. Potatohead decides to make himself appealing to a new audience: skinheads.

Lil Killa
07-17-2003, 04:32 AM
Now thats Plastic Surgery!

or

Mr. Potato head gets his first body piersing(sp?)

I don't think I spelled half of that right lol:D

gorganfloss
07-17-2003, 05:37 AM
"just a little off the top."

or

:confused:

ET Warrior
07-17-2003, 05:58 AM
Trying to appeal to Todays youth of America, Mr. Potato Head decides that a Tattoo and a nose ring are necessary.

Seph
07-17-2003, 08:23 AM
Mr Patatoe: Hey careful! That's irriplacible, o wait screw it, just hurry up!

Darth Groovy
07-19-2003, 04:18 AM
No winners just yet, or maybe I it is just too hard to get me to laugh. Or, since the points thing is kaput, nobody is really trying that hard....


*ponders*

Lil Killa
07-19-2003, 04:27 AM
how about gill? lol I don't need any cause i'm smart enough to use the bank but hey someone might:D

Darth Groovy
07-19-2003, 04:46 AM
Uh........once I figure out how all that new stuff works, we will see. I was gone for a few days, and don't know how all the features work just yet.

I take it pictures of goats doesn't do it for you kids.:(

Lil Killa
07-19-2003, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Uh........once I figure out how all that new stuff works, we will see. I was gone for a few days, and don't know how all the features work just yet.

I take it pictures of goats doesn't do it for you kids.:(

No, pictures of goats are perfectly fine but if u wanted to satisfy the "noobier" population of the forums they might like it:D

I on the other hand, am perfectly satisfied with pics of goats:D

BongoBob
07-19-2003, 08:34 AM
Mr. Potatoe head volunteers to be a test dummy for the truely brave and fricken nutz men.

This is less painful a way out than being mashed.

Hey! Where are you putting that!?!?!

That potatoe done yet?
Just gotta test the temperature.

That's all I can think of now.

topshot
07-19-2003, 03:48 PM
After dumping Mrs. Potatoe Head for an apple, Mr. Potatoe Head realizes the only way he'll ever attract beautiful women was to shave off his outer potatoe feelings (peelings).

gorganfloss
07-19-2003, 04:10 PM
If you see mr.potato head in this picture, ease up on the beer dude.

Bah, pathetic attempt.

Loki GM
07-19-2003, 04:23 PM
Mom:ok jimmy I know that the move has been hard on you but when I said you should make new friends I meant humans
Jimmy: but he is human arent you
Mr potato head: yeah sure kid whatever floats your boat

I know that was pathetic but I just got up

Darth Groovy
07-19-2003, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
.

This is less painful a way out than being mashed.



Made me giggle, you win!

Your gift is:

http://www.therossman.com/examiner/01_01/potty.jpg

What could be better than a little kid reading Playboy?

How about this:

(next pic)

http://home.enter.vg/badhumour/funny/aimhigh.jpg

Toilet humor never seems to get old...

topshot
07-19-2003, 04:50 PM
Those of you parents who have troubles trying to get your 3 yr old children off the video games and trying to potty train 'em, but can't get them budge, there's a new video game that does so: "Wee Wee Pee!"

Rad Blackrose
07-19-2003, 07:12 PM
When Johnny took his father's joke seriously about there being a pissing contest in the Olympics, he decided he needed to start training his distance.

EDIT:

Yesterday, the Stickee company announced their new mascot for the kid who always pisses on (insert company logo here)

BongoBob
07-19-2003, 09:10 PM
Jhonny's mom:Jhonny, that doesn't look like pee.

And here he is, the youngest peeing for distance champion in the world!

Having a brain fart, I'll add more as they come.

BigTeddyPaul
07-19-2003, 09:46 PM
Why is the toliet peeing on me?

(sorry but it looks like the toilet is the one shooting it out. Kind of like a boudet thing gone bad).

BigTeddyPaul

Sam Fisher
07-19-2003, 09:53 PM
"Wow. Now that's distance.

BTW, Groovy, What you said, "You made me giggle" doesn't that sound a little, ghey? :p

legameboy
07-19-2003, 10:08 PM
@ Sam: Giggling isn't ghey, giggling is a wierd, fast, and high laugh.

Pirate: I'm the dart throwing champion around 'ere.
Guybrush: Oh yeah! Well, They call me the Dart-Master!!! Or something that rhymes with that anyway...

Sam Fisher
07-19-2003, 10:10 PM
"Inspration comes in many formes(sp?)."

legameboy
07-19-2003, 10:30 PM
Who is the fool? The fool who knows he's a fool or the man who calls the fool a fool?

Seph
07-19-2003, 10:55 PM
Boy "Wow daddy don't got squat on me!"

gorganfloss
07-20-2003, 02:55 AM
Look ma! I can pee in the sink!

Seph
07-20-2003, 05:45 AM
toilet:how do you like bieng peed on? Don't like it do-ya? do-ya?

baby:*giggles*

or

nike just do it.

or

vouge. baby DO got back!

Lil Killa
07-20-2003, 05:50 AM
look what I can do mommy!