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TieDefender75
07-11-2003, 09:53 PM
answer me these riddles three! (well 2 for now)

1) How do you make a person feel like an idiot, if they are supposedly always right and you are always wrong? (if you dont understand, ask)

2) This thing, all things devours
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers
Gnaws iron, bites steel,
Grinds hard bones to meal,
Slays kings, ruins towns,
And beats high mountian DOWN!

Answer these and you get a nice and shiny....skittle!

Boba Rhett
07-11-2003, 09:58 PM
* pulls out pistol and begins shooting in dark*


1. Tell them that they're always right?

2. Time? Aging?

TieDefender75
07-11-2003, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
* pulls out pistol and begins shooting in dark*


1. Tell them that they're always right?

2. Time? Aging?

damn it rhett......damn it.....i thought this thread would last a LITTLE longer.....

*puts on a happy face* I'l be back with some more soon...

*Then bullet hits TD75 and he falls dead*

Darth Homer
07-11-2003, 11:15 PM
*Uses Necromantic powers to raise TD75 from the dead, though now he's a walking corpse*

Whoops...thought I was using the bring back to life spell instead of the reanimate one...

TD75: BRAAAAINS....

lukeiamyourdad
07-12-2003, 12:22 AM
Shortest Thread Ever!

Well..not short...well...anyway I'm stupid...

Billy Shears
07-12-2003, 02:11 AM
What's black and white and red all over?

Boba Rhett
07-12-2003, 03:26 AM
A beaten Zebra rolling down a hill? :D

pbguy1211
07-12-2003, 03:59 AM
a penguin in a blender?

Admiral
07-12-2003, 04:06 AM
The second riddle is from the Hobbit, or at least there is a variation of that one.

Young David
07-12-2003, 01:21 PM
A book ...

(red = read)

Whats in my pocket?

Billy Shears
07-12-2003, 01:24 PM
No, an embarrassed biracial man.

Darth Homer
07-12-2003, 02:30 PM
black & white & red all-over? A sunburned Zebra

and as for YD's "What's in my pocket?" some lint, no, your hand!

Heavyarms
07-12-2003, 06:15 PM
a newspaper. It's a stupid joke, with a dumb answer.

Billy Shears
07-12-2003, 07:37 PM
a newspaper. It's a stupid joke, with a dumb answer.

I already gave the answer. Pay attention!

Darth Homer
07-12-2003, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Billy Shears
[BI already gave the answer. Pay attention! [/B]

Though to be accurate, a biracial man is neither black nor white, and if he was embarrased, only his face would be red, not "all-over"

Billy Shears
07-12-2003, 10:30 PM
Ah. Well, to be truthfull, I thought I had made the term "biracial" up. So, it's a guy that's literally half white and half black, with a line down the middle, and has a problem with his embarrassment gene so therefore, he is red all over. Duh. ;)

lukeiamyourdad
07-13-2003, 05:35 PM
How can he be red where he's black? I've got black friends and they're never red when embarassed.

Darth Homer
07-14-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad
How can he be red where he's black? I've got black friends and they're never red when embarassed.


YEAH!! AND WHAT ABOUT.......uhm....erm....yeah....getim, luke....

Billy Shears
07-14-2003, 01:20 AM
Like I said, his embarrassment gene is messed up, making the---oh, just trust me, it works. ;)

TieDefender75
07-15-2003, 06:51 PM
I got kinda lazy and only got 1 more......

The is a computer that is about to rule the world. It can answer ANY question, but if you ask a question it can't answer it will short circut and explode. It will allow 4 questions.....if it can answer all 4 then the world is doomed and it will take over.....There are 2 conditions.......

1) The question cannot be what is in my pocket because it has x-ray vision;)

2) You cannot destroy the computer becuase it has robot guards and an electrified floor.....:p

Oh, BTW, Rhett......you can't participate in this one......though you can tell me your answer via PM.....

Remember 4 chances.....use them wisely....enjoy...

DashRendar
07-15-2003, 07:02 PM
"What is my next question?"

TieDefender75
07-15-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by DashRendar
"What is my next question?"

It can read minds....(true....that may be a question it may not be able to answer, but thats not the one i'm looking for)

DashRendar
07-15-2003, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by TieDefender75
It can read minds....(true....that may be a question it may not be able to answer, but thats not the one i'm looking for)

Just cuz it's not what you're looking for doesn't mean it's not right! OK ok...but since it's right it shouldn't count :p

"Will you ever rule the world?"

Young David
07-15-2003, 07:09 PM
What's my next question?

edit: Waited to long with replying ... Dash beated me to it ...

So I still have 4 go's :p

TieDefender75
07-15-2003, 07:17 PM
Yeah Dash.....you saved the world....YOUR WORLD!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!....sorry...:(

Ok, Dash's world is saved.....

The rest of the world is still in danger....4 chances...(because i'm a nice guy;))

Oh, BTW, Dash.....the 2nd question you posted it could answer...

DashRendar
07-15-2003, 07:40 PM
ok now I'm going for Mercury, Venus, Mars, Saturn, Jupitor, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto ;)

"Answer this with yes or no: What year was the whole Clinton Scandel?" :p

Tie Guy
07-15-2003, 08:02 PM
"How many years will [insert some random person over which the computer currently has no influence here] live?"


HA!!

Young David
07-15-2003, 08:06 PM
Give the answer to the question you cannot answer

TieDefender75
07-15-2003, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by Young David
Give the answer to the question you cannot answer

Yeah, YD got it....he is a world hero now!

"What question can you not answer?" was the question i was looking for.

If anyone else has any good riddles, post them here...

lukeiamyourdad
07-15-2003, 10:06 PM
There's the riddle in my sig but it's quite easy.

Billy Shears
07-15-2003, 10:25 PM
Nothing?

TieDefender75
07-16-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad
There's the riddle in my sig but it's quite easy.

Nothing....

BTW, Luke......what is that ewok doing in your sig?

lukeiamyourdad
07-16-2003, 04:48 PM
he's running away on a speeder bike:D

go to:

http://www.starwarsspoofs.com , click on the Endor section, then Ewok and watch