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Darth Eggplant
07-14-2003, 01:21 AM
tonight I made an ultimate Tex Mex Pizza.
here is what goes into an eggplant gourmet pizza.

(1)the pizza dough gets made in my bread maker

(2)the Old El Paso ingredients:
one can Old El Paso Refried beans
one jar of Old El Paso Chunky Salsa (medium)
one package of Old El Paso Fahita mix

(3)the cheese 'Sargento' brand Tex Mex
a blend of six cheeses:
Pepper Jack
Cheddar
Monterey Jack
Queso Quesadilla
Blanco
and Asadero

(4)the remaining ingredients
boneless chicken
red pepper
green pepper
orange pepper
black olives
onions
garlic
mushrooms (it's a knee jerk Hobbit reaction)
olive oil
(good for the heart & gives the pizza a neat golden crust)

(5)pre preperation instructions
cut and dice up all the peppers, mushrooms,
olives, onions; and crush the garlic before hand
place them in seperate little containers or dishes

(6)pre fahita mix instructions
take bonesless chicken (or steak if you like)
cut them into good sized chunks
cook them in Old El Paso mixture
following instructions,
cook meat almost all the way through
the pizza oven stage finishes it off,
because you don't want to invite
Sam & Ella to dinner

(7)making the piZZa
turn your oven on to 350 F
place oven rack in middle
take pizza dough you made earlier
and stored in the fridge,
add flour, flip, pound or mangle it
into a circle shape and place on your pizza tray
coat entire surface with olive oil (virgin)
it is supose to be heart healthy
plus it makes your pizza oooey goooey golden crunchy
now using knife or something spread thin coating of
refried beans on crust, next add chunk salsa.
(salsa has more water than tomatoe sause so try
to drain most of it away. now sprinkle light coating
of chesse over top of bean\salsa food stuff goo
now make your pizza festive by chucking in random
pinjata style all your red\green and orange peppers
next go crazy with black olives, crushed garlic and onions
(note don't go too loco cause the meat still has to go on.
*if you are a vegetarian go nuts with dem veggies.*
**and add mushrooms this is optional**
***so to are Ja-lap-peno peppers.***
now add the chicken fahita chuncks
use the rest of the cheese if you enjoy cheese
all over top of everything.
place in the oven, the thicker the dough
the longer the cooking time
also depends on the oven
(mine was like 20 minutes or so)
or when it smells really good
plus peek in at it
to make sure it does not burn
take out and place on wooden serving board
let it sit for 15 minutes if you are not mad with hunger
cause everything settles and consolidates,
plus E Hola this puppy is Hot.
cut it into 8 or 4 pieces
or just drag it to the table and chomp in;
if your not in the sharing mood.

enjoy. :D

Tesla
07-14-2003, 01:28 AM
:eek: I dread to think what that tastes like :p

legameboy
07-14-2003, 03:57 AM
MMMMMMMM, sounds good, I'm gonna make that sometime.

RoguePhotonic
07-14-2003, 04:00 AM
:bored:....do you deliver?

Lil Killa
07-14-2003, 04:00 AM
If I make this will my oven explode or maybe it turn into a poisin......?

Lion275
07-14-2003, 04:03 AM
daaang , *While making put a reserve sign on the toliet* Sounds good :cool:

El Sitherino
07-14-2003, 04:32 AM
HOLY CRAP! that sounds so good.

Darth Eggplant
07-14-2003, 04:03 PM
i once worked in a pizza place a fav job,
saddly i busted my foot and had to be off it for 6 weeks
the guy had to let me go as he could not be without
a pizza maker that long. anyhow i usually sat or sunday
at least every other week make pizza. personally even
though this was experimental it was and is good.
I am having the rest for lunch today. it really is one
big flat buritto or enchalada or whatever, if you like
tex-mex cuisine, it although wierd and unusual
like myself is not too too bad. :D

mr. Hutt
07-15-2003, 11:45 AM
the pizza is starting to smell good, my apprentice

Darth Eggplant
07-15-2003, 08:50 PM
i sent my receipt to Old El Paso itself.
they replied that they were forwarding my receipt
to their food research division. they informed me
that unfortunately they do not pay people or credit
them for their receipt submissions, however if one day
you ever see a receipt for chicken fahita or
Old El Paso Pizza on a product,
you saw it here first in Yoda's Swamp

'how you get so big eating food of this kind?'

legameboy
07-15-2003, 09:57 PM
That kinda stinks that you don't get credit for what you came up with. They don't even pay you a couple bucks. :( :mad: :p

BongoBob
07-16-2003, 01:57 AM
Thats stupidYet tasty:D

Good Recipe mate!

mr. Hutt
07-16-2003, 11:06 AM
yoda MAN darth eggplant