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KoRndrumnkilla
07-14-2003, 12:22 AM
:ewok: Ewoks. What the Hell is with them? Weren't the Jawas enough? I mean, they already had 2 muppets in there, (Yoda and the Jawas) but there had to be the frigin ewoks. They look like Sesame Street rejects. The only reason i don't hate the jawas is because they were there first. Yes they were annoying, but they didn't look like Cabbage Patch kids bear version. Yoda was equally annoying as the jawas, but in a creepy elmo way. As a matter of fact, I Hate him to.I'll save that for another thread though.

Please reply to let me hear your opinions. Like they even matter.

Boba Rhett
07-14-2003, 12:28 AM
To be fair, The Jawas and Ewoks were hairy midgets. :D

Hiya, KoRndrumnkilla. Welcome to the forums.

KoRndrumnkilla
07-14-2003, 12:32 AM
I should have said that 2. They r both hairy midets.

Zygomaticus
07-14-2003, 12:42 AM
It's been 20 years, mate. Don't bicker over this. ;)

They had to have cute furry dolly creatures to appeal to the more mellow of the populace of the day.:D

KoRndrumnkilla
07-14-2003, 12:48 AM
That was the most logical bull i've ever heard.

Zygomaticus
07-14-2003, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by KoRndrumnkilla
That was the most logical bull i've ever heard.

It's the right bull ;)

pbguy1211
07-14-2003, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by KoRndrumnkilla
That was the most logical bull i've ever heard.
Bwahahaha! Logical bull? Nice one.

Young David
07-14-2003, 11:24 AM
Join me Luke, and together we will rid the galaxy of Ewoks

Ewoks are fun, don't mess whit them. If you want only cool dudes watch Johny BRavo or the Power Rangers.

(and beware what you about Jawa's ... Jawa's are populair ... Uteunie ... or something like that)

DashRendar
07-14-2003, 01:16 PM
Uttinni...and Yoda is teh 1337357 don't mess with him!

Plus Ewoks rule! They can beat Walkers with sticks and stones, a Stormtrooper couldn't do that...

lukeiamyourdad
07-14-2003, 02:15 PM
EWOKS RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!


*runs away real fast*

KoRndrumnkilla
07-16-2003, 03:50 PM
ewoks suck period!

*Snipes lukeiamyourdad b4 he can get away*

KoRndrumnkilla
07-16-2003, 03:50 PM
ewoks suck period!

*Snipes lukeiamyourdad b4 he can get away*

SE_Vader_536
07-16-2003, 04:09 PM
hey easy there or ya might win clefo's award for most double(or in this case triple posts) just click Submit Reply ONCE...

lukeiamyourdad
07-16-2003, 04:15 PM
*barely breathing*

ewoks...rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DashRendar
07-16-2003, 04:56 PM
*Puts gun up to KoR's head and fires*

EWOKS RULE!

*Throws Lukeiamyourdad in a bacta tank*

Havoc Stryphe
07-16-2003, 05:15 PM
I had an ewok once, but then I fed it after midnight and it spun a cocoon. The next day the cocoon was empty and I haven't seen him since, but all the appliances and machinery in my house has been acting up lately.... hmmmmmm.....


Oh, wait, Ewoks are the other miniture, furry bears of hollywood...

DOH! ;)


e-woks are better than traditional woks, because the electric heating elements cook the egg noodles much more thoroughly and effieciently. :rolleyes:

STTCT
07-16-2003, 06:59 PM
EWOKS ARE YOUR FRIENDS!!!!

I like to play the star wars game at Dave n Busters. "Star Wars Trilogy"...well needless to say there is a level where you are on endor and firing at troopers and ewoks run by flailing their arms in the air and squeeling. I personally think its halerious..and my fiance...well he fires purposely at them.

KoRndrumnkilla
07-16-2003, 11:51 PM
did'nt I say that your opinions don't matter? I think so.

DashRendar
07-16-2003, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by KoRndrumnkilla
did'nt I say that your opinions don't matter? I think so.

You're dead, your opinions matter even less haHA!

Darth Homer
07-17-2003, 01:30 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
I like to play the star wars game at Dave n Busters. "Star Wars Trilogy"...well needless to say there is a level where you are on endor and firing at troopers and ewoks run by flailing their arms in the air and squeeling. I personally think its halerious..and my fiance...well he fires purposely at them.

I played the same game at a local arcade before it closed down...I got to the point that I could 0wnz0r it with only the first $0.50, no continues or nothin'. Even won a tournament they had on it. It was rather hilarious...they assigned me to play 2nd out of about 6, gave us $2.00 in coins to use, I was done w/ $1.50 left & the rest of the contestants were groaning as my score was posted (had a really good run & posted the no. 2 score for the machine :) ).


Oh, and I like Ewoks...where in SC are you from, anyway?

another_trooper
07-19-2003, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by DashRendar

Plus Ewoks rule! They can beat Walkers with sticks and stones, a Stormtrooper couldn't do that...

What??? Yes he could! !
Stormtroopers are cool man !
They just look like foos' to fool you ! . . .yeah. . .thats right :D

Redwing
07-20-2003, 07:21 AM
You hate Yoda? Your opinion has now become worthless. ;)

j/k. :D But hey, why so bitter? And why the...*looks around at thread*...spamming interesting posting style?

KoRndrumnkilla
07-23-2003, 12:29 AM
Ewoks still suck. Period. Yoda does too. The deal is I hate muppets and they are MUPPETS. I repeat: I hate muppets. But of course my opinion counts anyway so HA! Gotcha beat there.

Can't we just all hate the Ewoks as much as the French?

(I am really gonna get in trouble someday.)

another_trooper
07-25-2003, 11:06 PM
Ewoks are the proof that even George Lucas has disturbing thoughts sometime. . .
I dont really have anything against them, but I guess they could get annoying in huge masses:ewok: :ewok: :ewok:

lukeiamyourdad
07-25-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by KoRndrumnkilla


Can't we just all hate the Ewoks as much as the French?

(I am really gonna get in trouble someday.)

Yes you are...Sherack, another_trooper and myself are from Montreal...we're french canadian(I think...)

So hmmm....watch your mouth...

DashRendar
07-26-2003, 12:22 AM
KoR, let's put it this way, if you're gonna start treating everyone in the forum as if you are king, and we are your servants who are made to listen to you and agree with everything you say you're not gonna get very far. And as far as I'm concerned your a newb, and your opinions don't matter much at all to me unless you actually present good reasons. And if you want to become unnewbified you're gonna have to do that.

Zygomaticus
07-26-2003, 02:22 AM
:newbie:

;)

Artoo
07-26-2003, 05:13 AM
wow, pwned by krkode, it's like... an oxymoron. :p

*Silently agrees with Dash* :cool:

Bob Gnarly
07-26-2003, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by lukeiamyourdad
Yes you are...Sherack, another_trooper and myself are from Montreal...we're french canadian(I think...)

So hmmm....watch your mouth... Im Candian just not French Canadian, and we gotta stick together. so just to piss you off .....

Muppets Rule

They're here, They're Funny, Get use to it.

http://www.paul.ewin.btinternet.co.uk/entertainment/muppets.jpg

another_trooper
07-26-2003, 11:28 AM
Yea,yea thats right !
I beat the foo who dont remember that !

Zygomaticus
07-26-2003, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Artoo
wow, pwned by krkode, it's like... an oxymoron. :p

What do you mean? I pwn people all the time...it's like a hobby...:cool:

KoRndrumnkilla
07-28-2003, 12:00 AM
Man, I didn't know how much of a stir this would cause. I just did this thread to piss people off. It worked. And I'm not banned thank you very much, so you'll have too deal with me for a while longer. I aint no newbie either. I have powerful aliies. I hate the French because they wouldn't stand by America when we would stand by them. I like Canadians, even French-Canadians, Ijust hate the French. The real ones. And i hate the KKK too. I hate muppets. KoRn Rules!!!!!

Sherack Nhar
07-28-2003, 01:11 AM
Look punk, you've been warned once, you even had one of your threads locked, and it looks like you still can't learn the rules around here. You'll have to live with the consequences, cause you will get banned as soon as a mod sees this.

Boba Rhett
07-28-2003, 01:24 AM
KoRn, which member was it that put you up to posting these stupid things? I now it was someone.

You've got to stop with the random flames. We aren't here for your amusement. You're going to get a temp ban. Hopefully by the time it's over you'll have wisened up and decided to be a respectful, contributing member of this forum.

DashRendar
07-28-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by KoRndrumnkilla
I aint no newbie either. I have powerful aliies.

There are no powerful "alliies" around here. Ari and Chris are the only ones who have any true power. Well Rhett has some...;), but anyway I hope your "alliies" also wise up and hide in a corner refusing to admit the ever even know you. At least for now. Oh ya and I reccomend you tell Rhett what he wants to know, it might get you paroled. Otherwise you mind end up with Life without Parole.

WolfmanNCSU
07-28-2003, 11:44 AM
Wow, I never read this thread until now, glad I didn't. Dont feed the trolls.

TK-8252
08-09-2003, 06:19 PM
Ewoks are NOT my friends!!!!!

Clefo
08-10-2003, 01:56 AM
Why am I reminded of that one SNL skit with Heather Locklear and Mike Myers and they're advertising some pasta maker on an infomercial and Locklear would always say things like

"If you're like me, you're tired of buying from the Japs!"

"Its so easy that even a Puerto Rican can use it!"

"Some competetor's prices are a lie, like the Holocaust!"

Of course, then Cultural Insensitivity was funny, here its just sad. I thought America was supposed to be a socially progressive nation.

jediduo
08-10-2003, 02:37 AM
Korn-boy, if you can still read this, just take your filthy paws off the keyboard, pull your ugly mug away from the screen, and go get a life. If this is how you get your kicks, then go find a hobby. We don't need trashy posts like yours clogging up a good forum.

/ranting

:rolleyes:

lukeiamyourdad
08-10-2003, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by Clefo


Of course, then Cultural Insensitivity was funny, here its just sad. I thought America was supposed to be a socially progressive nation.

No America isn't a socially progressive nation. Extreme conservatism is a huge problem there. Look at the Netherlands. They're more socially progressive then most other countries. Heck, Canada is even more socially progressive then the US...but you're not the worst.

Clefo
08-10-2003, 10:20 PM
Well, in the start, America was way progressive. Nowadays old rich white people, who wouldn't know progress if it kicked it in the head, run the country.

superracer0022
08-11-2003, 02:09 PM
i think the ewoks are awesome, they killed those scouttroopers

lukeiamyourdad
08-11-2003, 02:21 PM
Originally posted by Clefo
Well, in the start, America was way progressive. Nowadays old rich white people, who wouldn't know progress if it kicked it in the head, run the country.

Indeed. However might I bring this to people's attention(history class pays off now). Not only did the british taxes and "tyranny" caused th revolution but also the "Acte de Québec" which was the last nail on the coffin. It gave the french rights to practice their religion(roman catholic) and other rights. The new constitution of Canada was made so the french canadians wouldn't join the american in the revolts. The protestants weren't happy with this(the 13 colonies) and didn't want the catholics to actually have rights(although the leaders probably did as stated in a letter by George Washington to the inhabitants of Lower Canada). It became very fast one of the last reasons of the revolt.

jediduo
08-13-2003, 02:51 AM
:syoda: Yoda rules, no matter what anyone says.

Darth Groovy
08-17-2003, 01:35 PM
Originally posted by [RAA]-=K1ngPin=-
Im Candian just not French Canadian, and we gotta stick together. so just to piss you off .....

Muppets Rule

They're here, They're Funny, Get use to it.

http://www.paul.ewin.btinternet.co.uk/entertainment/muppets.jpg

http://politicalhumor.com/HumorPics/SesameStreetRevenge.jpg

Reclaimer
08-17-2003, 01:40 PM
Ewoks are dumb and to prove it here-http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/ewok.html (http://)

lukeiamyourdad
08-17-2003, 02:31 PM
Hey that' like the third guy i see with a Star wars spoofs avatar after me...stop coying me...