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mr. Hutt
07-15-2003, 11:13 AM
what do you guys think is the WORST movie of all time?

Omikron
07-15-2003, 11:22 AM
Reign of Fire!
Well, thats the worst i've seen (i think) although most confusing award has to go to Vanilla Sky.

mr. Hutt
07-15-2003, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Omikron
Reign of Fire!
Well, thats the worst i've seen (i think) although most confusing award has to go to Vanilla Sky.

hmmmmmmm..... amen to that i guess, but i had high hopes for it. Minority Report is crappy aswell

legameboy
07-15-2003, 12:01 PM
The worst movie is... well all these new disney cartoon sequels. The're so crappy and tacy. :mad:

Rogue15
07-15-2003, 12:26 PM
Land Before Time.....after they stopped putting numbers on them cause they got so crappy. ;)

toms
07-15-2003, 01:03 PM
do you mean ones that i paid to see in the cinema? cos there are loads of terrible films on Channel 5 all the time.... :D

Fortress... this probably wins the crown. Can't believe they made a sequel. No redeeming features whatsoever.

Robocop 3 was pretty dire too. Bridges of Madison County... snore.


Minority report ruled...:mad:

daring dueler
07-15-2003, 01:29 PM
ummmmm......those 80's babysitter movies, so many!:D

Homuncul
07-15-2003, 01:32 PM
License to Kill:mad: :mad: :mad:

The Cheat
07-15-2003, 01:36 PM
i would have to say Tomb Raider, it was just so bad, and i liked License To Kill, fit Dalton's personality well (made just for him being a darker movie)

nova_wolf
07-15-2003, 02:25 PM
Originally posted by The Cheat
...and i liked License To Kill, fit Dalton's personality well (made just for him being a darker movie)
THANK YOU - some one who agrees.

As for worst film ever - Secret of Nimh - HATE it. Not entirely sure why, but i cannot stand it!

leXX
07-15-2003, 02:53 PM
Men in Black II.

The original is one of my favourite films. The sequel is the biggest pile of poop that I've ever wasted my money on. Such a huge dissapointment.

mr. Hutt
07-15-2003, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by toms
do you mean ones that i paid to see in the cinema? cos there are loads of terrible films on Channel 5 all the time.... :D

Fortress... this probably wins the crown. Can't believe they made a sequel. No redeeming features whatsoever.

Robocop 3 was pretty dire too. Bridges of Madison County... snore.


Minority report ruled...:mad:

hmmmmmm....... opinions don't agree on that :D but i actually WANTED to like MR, but the weird camera style and story make it well... less promising...

The Cheat
07-15-2003, 04:54 PM
i liked minority report, thought it was really cool

Psyk0Sith
07-15-2003, 04:54 PM
You guys are way off, the worst movie ever has got to be Road House with Patrick Swayze!

If you watch it thinking its a comedy, then its a masterpiece!! :D

•-BLaCKouT-•
07-15-2003, 04:58 PM
Worst?

From Dusk Till Dawn II (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120860). Absolute pants. To make matters worse, the beers we'd bought to watch it with were out of date too! :( Bad beer, worse movie.

B.

mr. Hutt
07-15-2003, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by •-BLaCKouT-•
Worst?

From Dusk Till Dawn II (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0120860). Absolute pants. To make matters worse, the beers we'd bought to watch it with were out of date too! :( Bad beer, worse movie.

B.

Ooh dated beer........

Clem
07-15-2003, 05:36 PM
Runaway Car ... that was terrible saw that on BBC 1 few nights back

Mortal Kombat and Mortal Kombat II

but... quality **** so ill let em off

Runaway car was terrible tho

RoguePhotonic
07-15-2003, 07:11 PM
Well since to many movies to think into the past I will say wrong turn.....that was ****!!!

mariners2001
07-15-2003, 07:14 PM
holy flips, minority report is one of my favorite movies...ever. amazing. but you're entitled to your opinion. ;)


i have to agree that Tomb Raider is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. but I hope the new one is awesome with the "Speed" director and all.

but the worst movie ever made, hands down, is XXX. what a load of crap. i've never hated a movie like that in my whole life. that movie is for numbskulls.

BigTeddyPaul
07-15-2003, 07:21 PM
I am actually watching Minority Report right now plus it is one of about 6 DVDs I own.

Any ELLEN DEGENNERES (SP?) MOIVE SUCKS THE BIG ONE!

Watched about 3 of them and all crap.

BigTeddyPaul

BawBag™
07-15-2003, 07:36 PM
I'll run through a few of the ones i've seen recently, But i'll have to think about the worst one.

Final Fantasy:Spirits Within. (Yawn)
Enigma
DareDevil
Earth meets the Spider

Jeez, theres a lot more but i'll have to put my thinking cap on...
;)

mr. Hutt
07-15-2003, 08:04 PM
Why does every1 LOVE minority report? I must admit though, A.I. absolutely rocks

mr. Hutt
07-15-2003, 08:25 PM
check this out http://www.meehawl.com/Flash/Jackson%20Face%20Melt/

Sam Fisher
07-15-2003, 08:26 PM
A.I was, well, kinda weird, I mean the kid alwasy looks possesed. I think the worst movies are Disney's number "2" movies, they really sucked donkey arse.

Darth Eggplant
07-15-2003, 08:41 PM
Battlefield Earth
Austin Powers Goldmember
(actually any Mike Myers film except Shrek)
Tomb Raider
Lexx movie and tv series
Zardoz
Star Gate Sg-1
Earth Final Conflict
Andromeda
2Fast2Furious
Rollerball (new film not old one)
whatever the Brittny Spears\Mariah Carey
and Whittney Huston films were called.
all Madonna films except Evita
(a blonde slut who can sing, the role was meant for her)
Resident Evil
.....most things made by holloywood
oh ya Cool World

Darth Eggplant
07-15-2003, 08:43 PM
TITANIC

Bob Gnarly
07-15-2003, 09:36 PM
Hmmmmm....

The Mothman Prophesies....or however its spelt

Kain
07-16-2003, 02:39 AM
Reign of Fire

edlib
07-16-2003, 03:14 AM
3 words: Mariah. Carey. "Glitter".


Didn't see it. Never will. I just know.

XERXES
07-16-2003, 03:43 AM
crossroads, ive never seen it though.

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.

made no sense whatsoever, of course I was completely gone in another world...all I remember is saying " he he he OH **** A DINOSAUR!!"


edit: speaking of dinosaurs, every Jurassic Park except for the first one.

Darth Eggplant
07-16-2003, 04:11 AM
oh no Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas is one of the Best movies ever made. most Johnny Depp movies are.

XERXES
07-16-2003, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
oh no Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas is one of the Best movies ever made. most Johnny Depp movies are. I'll watch it sober one of these days.

Chastan
07-16-2003, 04:50 AM
http://us.imdb.com/Title?0113858

BongoBob
07-16-2003, 06:25 AM
My mom's oppinion(i don't watch that many movies)
Alan Quartmain and the Lost City of Gold.

RoguePhotonic
07-16-2003, 06:25 AM
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas.

I"LL KILL YOU!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

mr. Hutt
07-16-2003, 11:00 AM
A.I. is kinda cool (my opinion) but MR is shot with a techno blue camera style, which is kinda lame

mr. Hutt
07-16-2003, 11:01 AM
let's move on to... what is the BEST movie you've ever seen? (or just make a list of the best movies) i gotta say star wars :D :D

BawBag™
07-16-2003, 11:06 AM
Go to this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=102250) place to list your favourite movies. Why not keep this one going as bad movies thread? ;)

mr. Hutt
07-16-2003, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by >BawBag<
Go to this (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=102250) place to list your favourite movies. Why not keep this one going as bad movies thread? ;)

OK

toms
07-16-2003, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Psyk0Sith
You guys are way off, the worst movie ever has got to be Road House with Patrick Swayze!

If you watch it thinking its a comedy, then its a masterpiece!! :D

I just bought that on DVD!!! i love it... perfect for a friday night.
Much better mindless popcorn movie than the ones you get these days like 2F2F.

My mother loves it for doing the ironing to.... but that might be something to do with Patrick Swayze...

I thought wrong turn was entirely average... not bad, but totally generic. Soul Survivors was worse.
I thought of another:

Stigmata.... god what a music video plotless mess of a film. Watched it under a duvet after a party with a girl... and it sent us both to sleep :( :D

Oh, and I STILL know what you did last summer.

mr. Hutt
07-16-2003, 02:16 PM
it looks like the disney sequels and reign of fire are going for the world championship :D

El Sitherino
07-16-2003, 03:50 PM
i think i'll say the original star wars trilogy just to piss people off :)

mr. Hutt
07-16-2003, 03:59 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
i think i'll say the original star wars trilogy just to piss people off :)

time to lynch someone again luke:D

Darth Groovy
07-16-2003, 05:45 PM
The worst movie I have ever seen is The Blair Witch Project. To think that hundreds of people flocked to go and get frightened by sticks and stones really pisses me off. What a cheat.

A close second would be Joe Dirt, what a hopeless waste of David Spade. I spent about 90 minutes waiting to laugh.

Oh yeah, and most recentley, Charlie's Angels, Full Throttle, even the hotties like Drew and Cameron could not save that runaway train wreck...

{BK}SupremePain
07-20-2003, 12:26 PM
"Portrait of a Vampire".... pretty new movie, saw it 2 days ago and MY GOD, BIGGEST WASTE OF TIME EVER! the storyline was completely dumb, the acting sucked and the makeup/gore effets was the worst ive ever seen

Redwing
07-20-2003, 12:51 PM
Originally posted by edlib
3 words: Mariah. Carey. "Glitter".


Didn't see it. Never will. I just know.

Word. :D

As for movies I have seen...Disney cartoon sequels. Pretty much all of them. It seems like a curse.

I liked Reign of Fire, though...except for the horrible, cut-off, contrived ending that leaves you with a nice "I've been cheated" feeling. ;)

Okay, so I'm exaggerating a little. But hey, I was bitter. :D

edlib
07-20-2003, 02:27 PM
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier was pretty embarassing too, now that I think about it...