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Darth Rythe
07-19-2003, 09:49 AM
What is the worst or funniest you have heard. I heard this last night, "I'll bet you $20 you are going to put me down"

BigTeddyPaul
07-19-2003, 10:04 AM
Some guy tried to hit on me once. I went to an art place with my male friend to for a college assignment and we had to somehow prove we went so we went to go get some postcards with the places name on it. When we got their my friend paid first and the guy just gave him his money, 17 cents, and then paid him no mind. When I went up there though he was rather talkative and handed me my change one by one, 67 cents, touching my hand each time. Two quarters, a dime, and 7 (bastard picked 7 pennies as opposed to a nickel and two pennies) later he asked is a lowered voice, "Soooooo you like ART? I was freaked and my friend gave me a hard time about it all day. He still does actually.

Not a bad pick up line but his whole thing was you like art to represent gaydom. I am not exaggerating this story and have nothing against gay people it was just a little weird being asked if I was gay in that manner.

BigTeddyPaul

Darth Rythe
07-19-2003, 10:09 AM
That's funny........need I say more, ha, this thread will probably be closed down be a Mod soon so enjoy while you can...

gorganfloss
07-19-2003, 03:49 PM
Heres one: "S*x please now?"
Im not sure anyones ever said that....but ittd be funny.

Darth Eggplant
07-19-2003, 10:18 PM
a friend of mine had a friend who was studying to become a therapist, and her field of studies was eating dis orders. she placed an ad in NOW magazine, she wanted to date only those into art, culture etc, in other words an 'ART FAG' well she met a guy and they hit it off, and for a while things looked happpy ever after, until she asked him candidly to tell her what 'he' really liked about 'her' in the first place, and what made him 'want' to go on future dates with 'her.'

women always say they want men to be honest with them
people also say honesty is the best policy.

Quid Pro Quoed, the suitor replied with the following frank and earnest reply.

'well I really love art,
and my favourite time period
was the 'Ruebenesque peroid.'

:confused: surprisingly their courtship ended then and there

Agen
07-19-2003, 10:28 PM
Nice legs, when do they open?
.... I thought it was pretty funny :p

BongoBob
07-20-2003, 07:12 AM
Do I make you randy, Baby?

:p

BigTeddyPaul
07-20-2003, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by Agen_Terminator
Nice legs, when do they open?
.... I thought it was pretty funny :p


OMG. I got to use that one. That an original or from someone else who has been slapped many times?

BigTeddyPaul

mike_windu|CLU|
07-20-2003, 04:52 PM
"Are you an angel?":amidala: just felt that it had to one of the most horrible lines :P

Shotokan
07-21-2003, 06:28 AM
One of my friends where trying to hit on a girl... And he walks up to her and says "Nice shoes.... You wanna have sex?"

LOL I couldn't stop laughing for the longest time. After he said that the girl just looked at him angrily, pushed him down, and walked away.

Darth Rythe
07-21-2003, 09:38 AM
' The Spoon' has returned, wow............He helped me when I was a Bantha fodder..........

Nice shoes, LOL, i'll try that, I'm happy i made this thread.
Here is a few:

1: "Would you like to dance?...No...Sorry, I mean to say that your arse looks good in those pants.

2: I lost my phone number can i have yours.

3: If you were a door i'd bang you all night.

4: Do you belive in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

Mex
07-21-2003, 09:46 AM
I havent really heard any good ones.. Or bad ones.. :(

obi
07-21-2003, 01:42 PM
Keep it clean, I'll keep it open. ;)

1.Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you're a special gift.

2. Am I being too forward, or can I chew on your butt?

3. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 'Cause it really messed up your face.

Ray Jones
07-21-2003, 02:15 PM
.. i am too shy to talk to girls like that ..

but i dont care ..

*walks away, left and rightsides two stylish girls .. *


ps. a tip Sean Connery gave once ..
speak with deep voice: "drop your panties." .. he sweared it works..

The Cheat
07-21-2003, 02:18 PM
I wish you were a bag of Skittles so I could taste your rainbow!

By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!

I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!

TERRIK
07-22-2003, 07:35 PM
the beat ones are from FAMILY GUY (STEWIE MOSTLY)


1.While trying to potty-train Stewie
Peter: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
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2.Stewie: These huggies make my ass look big?
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3.Stewie: Dammit to pus spewing blood gutted hell!
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4.Peter: Hey Stewie, I see your bum.
Stewie: Well, take a good look, fat man, and while you're at it take pictures, so I'll have something to take to court, you flithy wretched pervert!
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stewie is my idol

The Cheat
07-22-2003, 10:00 PM
wow those are interesting pick up lines

oh and welcome to the forums TERRIK

Kain
07-23-2003, 04:06 AM
is that a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants

The word of the day is LEGS. Now lets goto my room and spread the word

XWING5
07-23-2003, 04:31 AM
F### me if I'm wrong, but is your name Grace?

I know milk does the body good, but damn, how much have you been drinking?

Shotokan
07-23-2003, 05:37 AM
LoL. Those are pretty good. I like the legs one. I'll never say it though..

volcom
07-23-2003, 07:50 AM
if a really hot guy said the phone number one id go for it. but when its like ghetto people who hit on everyone its like no thanks.


Sttct member in costco the guy who said "come smell" in a alluding manner was just the weridest crap on the planet. he was at some candel thing and made it sound all sexual. i couldnt figure out wtf

STTCT
07-23-2003, 08:06 AM
Yes there was a guy who tried to make a line in costco who was selling candels who said to us "wanna smell?" It was entirely GROSS!

Icemaniax
07-23-2003, 01:52 PM
My Absolute favorite one was used up there^ but i must put it anyway

Legs is the word of the day, lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Is It Hot In Here Or Is It Just You?

I hear you spread like peanut butter, Can I be the bread?

Darth Rythe
07-25-2003, 09:51 AM
Cool, Thanks Obi.

The Cheat
07-25-2003, 12:44 PM
here are a few

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

What's your favorite position on extramarital sex?

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

and the ultimate one is:
Bond, James Bond

WolfmanNCSU
07-25-2003, 01:12 PM
Here are a couple for starters......

Those pants are tight, how does one get into them?

Would you like to go out for sex and a pizza?.......whats wrong, don't like pizza?

Is that a keg in those pants, cause I really want to tap that ass!

ET Warrior
07-26-2003, 06:23 AM
*Lick your finger, wipe it off on her shirt, then on yours*

Wanna go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

-=DarkZero=-
07-26-2003, 06:57 AM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
Keep it clean, I'll keep it open. ;)

1.Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you're a special gift.

2. Am I being too forward, or can I chew on your butt?

3. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? 'Cause it really messed up your face.
omfg I can't believe I didn't get to this sooner, unfortunatly I don't have any lines :(
But this one made me laugh aloud.

1.Are your parents retarded? 'Cause you're a special gift.

Ah it reminded me of one of my best friends Chantelle, ah that's a great one

Lightsaberboy
07-27-2003, 08:15 PM
here's one that i heard online while playing jk2 many months ago. i forgot the names, but 1 person had a wookiee model and something 'girl' in the name, so a guy said "hey, you a girl?" and she said "yea" and he said "if you like wookiees i got something big, tall, and hairy for you." then she left.

Kylilin
07-27-2003, 08:28 PM
Here is one that I actually used on a girl. I used it as more of an ice breaker than as a straight up pick up line, if I had, it wouldn't have worked. I walked up to this girl and I checked the tag on the back of her shirt, she turned and asked what I was doing, and I told her I was checking to see if she was made in Heaven. She gives me a cute smile and laughs, and BINGO!! I'm in there like swimwear.

XERXES
07-28-2003, 04:02 AM
I have my pee pee periced.:rolleyes:


the one that worked with my current gf of 8 months was "hey wana sleep on the couch together, all the beds are taken" (at my friends party at his house :D )