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Homuncul
07-25-2003, 04:41 AM
So now, what's your most terrible lousy habbit you're proud of.

I have one: I always sit in front of my computer with right leg on the table. It's very convenient in many ways: I turn my pet on and off easily (I'm talking bout my computer here), use it as a spare hand when some game is heavy with buttons (after 3 years of aikido practice my legs have become very matured), it's much easier to fart when you sit like this (not that I do so just a note). Actually I can do a great many things with that leg, sometimes I notice that it like lives it's own life, that's a bit frightening. Cauze you remember this film where a man was made a transplant of hand from a serial killer and just lived it's own life and tryed to kill everyone.... Hey, stop it! What are you doing? Put it where you took it! Drop it, it's my screwdriver! OK I'll buy you new zapatos just take it easy? What, you don't like when I say that? I'll.............Oh........ g-o-d....... you're stran-gling m-e.............You, lousy legaaaahhhhh..........da-mn youaaahhhh.

The Truthful Liar
07-25-2003, 04:45 AM
The spam is strong with this one.

Kain
07-25-2003, 04:46 AM
I stick my foot on the dashboard of any car when I ride shotgun. And I always make the biggest person in the back ride bitch.

Icemaniax
07-25-2003, 04:50 AM
i always have my left foot on the wall behind my computer desk

Boba Rhett
07-25-2003, 04:57 AM
I wash my hands a frightningly large amount of times daily.

Homuncul
07-25-2003, 04:58 AM
Imagination please! The thread was not bout lousy leg habbits you're proud of:D

Lil Killa
07-25-2003, 04:59 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
I wash my hands a frightningly large amount of times daily.

probably cause you smoke so much:D j/k


I piss my dad off;)

Icemaniax
07-25-2003, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
I wash my hands a frightningly large amount of times daily.

ME TOO!

Stickyness....EVIIIIIIL

pbguy1211
07-25-2003, 05:10 AM
Originally posted by Homuncul
I turn my pet on
That's all I needed to read... I'm gonna go throw up now... isn't that illegal? ;)

Icemaniax
07-25-2003, 05:12 AM
Originally posted by pbguy1211
That's all I needed to read... I'm gonna go throw up now... isn't that illegal? ;)


Exactly what i thought wheni read it, lmao

STTCT
07-25-2003, 05:28 AM
I have tons of habits - when you live with someone for the first time they will clearly point these out to you.

I loose the caps to EVERYTHING. Toothpaste, shampoo, bottles.

I leave the caps to sodas kinda not screwed on so the soda goes flat.

When I drink stuff if it gets warm I don't drink it, so I get a new one even if it is a full can.

I do not hang the towels back on the racks..I leave them wet on the floor.

Keys - no matter where I put them I can not find them. Even if they are in my hand.

If I'm mad I will throw the controller.

Yes, I click too fast. Even if the computer is freekig out I still click.

These are all the things my fiance teases me about. I'll nver change though.

The Truthful Liar
07-25-2003, 05:29 AM
Originally posted by Lil Killa
probably cause you smoke so much:D j/k

That might not be the only reason. o.O

BigTeddyPaul
07-25-2003, 05:36 AM
My sister hates it when I snap her bra strap when I hug her.

I also like to come home, site next to her, and either start poking her for minutes on end or just stare at her.

Also if ther is a cute guy on the TV I will tease her saying that is her boyfriend. If he is ugly or not I still tease. I then do the whole Katie and cute guy sitting in a tree.

I don't like to tease my sister.



I refuse to get off the phone first unless I have call waiting.

I use my body as an instrument when I sing in the shower. The whole percussion thing is so cool.

BigTeddyPaul

Homuncul
07-25-2003, 07:23 AM
I make a total mess out of everything. If my mom hadn't cleaned my room I'd be living like a cave man.

My display is has always oily, greasy marks of fingers on him (guess where they come from)

I let my dog drink water solely in the toilet

I shave my breast and always say to hairry guys how close they are to monkeys

Ray Jones
07-25-2003, 07:44 AM
i always talk to much crap.

I shave my breast and always say to hairry guys how close they are to monkeys

how about shave your legs and tell the monkey thingy to 'natural' girls??

Homuncul
07-25-2003, 11:56 AM
I guess after that I'll never see a girl close to me again.

Still nice alternative, why don't you do the same. I bet 10$ you can't:rolleyes:

Neko Lain
07-25-2003, 12:31 PM
I have this thing about putting everything back where it was, if i see a cd with out its box cover, i have to go and find it and put it where it was.

We never turn the tv off

I keep hitting the "shut down" button on my keyboard! very annoying!

I turn the alarm clock off in my sleep

i allways have this problem with drooling, sometimes i have to use this salve when i go to sleep, or i will get a red mark on my mouth somewhere

I allways hit my foot on something


My roommate!

She gets ash all over the flor because she forgets she has a cigarette in her mouth, or in her hand!

She bites her nails :p

She never locks the door!

And she never puts thing back where they are sepost to be! :p

The Cheat
07-25-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by iceman87
ME TOO!

Stickyness....EVIIIIIIL

stickyness from what, if i may ask?

Sam Fisher
07-25-2003, 01:11 PM
I live in a room w/ my brother and I'm a 'clean freak' and he hates it. I just keep the room clean, and he hates me for it:confused:


He's weird....

pbguy1211
07-25-2003, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul
My sister hates it when I snap her bra strap when I hug her.

I also like to come home, site next to her, and either start poking her for minutes on end or just stare at her.

Also if ther is a cute guy on the TV I will tease her saying that is her boyfriend. If he is ugly or not I still tease. I then do the whole Katie and cute guy sitting in a tree.

I don't like to tease my sister.

I refuse to get off the phone first unless I have call waiting.

I use my body as an instrument when I sing in the shower. The whole percussion thing is so cool.

OMG... you mus tbe incredibly annoying :D

See STTCT? You aren't as bad as BTP!

I never, EVER put the cap back on the toothpaste.... do the same thing about letting gatorade get warm... then getting a colder one later and toss the old warm (full) one.

Can never find my keys... or wallet...

Leave towels and clothes on the floor... CONSTANTLY.

Let the mail pile up before I even look at it.

And I'm sure there's a LOT more...

The Truthful Liar
07-25-2003, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by The Cheat
stickyness from what, if i may ask?

Cleaning... Sticky... Hands...

:|

*walks out of thread*

Icemaniax
07-25-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by The Cheat
stickyness from what, if i may ask?


Anything from soda to tape, when i eat, i have to wash my hands, go out, have to wash my hands, touch the mouse, i have to wipe it off and wash my hands, go to the bathroom i wash my hands twice when i am done.

the wierdest one is when i get out of the shower.. i wash my hands..

No twhat your thinkin perv =P

Mex
07-25-2003, 04:42 PM
I never clean my room.

I hog the pc.

I eat people.

:xp:

legameboy
07-25-2003, 04:44 PM
I don't like cold sodas.
I don't like cold water.
My desk is always cluttered with manuals, books, maps and magazines.
I always prop my feet on my bed when I use my computer.
I can't think of anything else. :D
EDIT: Oh, and I also torture our family's dog. :)

Ray Jones
07-25-2003, 06:07 PM
Originally posted by legameboy

EDIT: Oh, and I also torture our family's dog. :)

:eek:

i know a dog who tortured himself.. he licked my socks ..

eewwww..

:dozey:

RoguePhotonic
07-25-2003, 06:35 PM
Can't think of any habbits I have...

BigTeddyPaul
07-25-2003, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by pbguy1211
OMG... you mus tbe incredibly annoying :D

I am very annoying and I take pride in it. My absolute favorite is just starring at people. I don't mind being starred at. I don't care if you look at me but if you go up to your friends, sit next to them, and just stare they get freaked by it most of the time. Very interesting reactions.

I had a buddy in one of my classes at school and he absolutely hated to be starred at. Since I had to pay attention to the instructor I took two little pieces of paper, drew some eyeballs on them, and placed them on my glasses which were directed toward my friend next to me so it looked like someone was looking at him. He soooo hated me for that one.

I also like to take little pieces of paper and flick them at my friends. I once got some mail with all the junk stuff and after each paper I didn't need I rolled it into a ball and threw it at my sister's head while she was watching some TV shows. After the 4th ball she came and took physical action against me since Stooop wasn't working.

Besides just plain starring it is fun when you are with a pal and you two catch eachother's eye and then you just crack the biggest smile in the world. They think you are thinking about something and insist on you telling them when you are not really thinking about anything but just smiling really big.

I take pride in my skills. I have many more but this is enough for now.

BigTeddyPaul

Agen
07-25-2003, 09:28 PM
ARGH!!! Big long post and then it says i have too many images to post - DELETED MESSAGE. >: ( I is not a happy bunny (i'm not a bunny!)

I Burp really long and loud.... 46 seconds straight before i got pretty badly dizzy :p
I can make tunes with my burps easily
I play tunes on my teeth Damn well.. not a bad habbit (but it pulls da chicks)
I can irritate people really easily
I smell everything :p
just stare YOU SAID IT.. i's so satisfying :D
Oh and harry potter fans get some baaaad treatment if they mention him and be positive.


Much better :)

Darth Eggplant
07-25-2003, 11:57 PM
just like stealing candy from a baby.
mmmmm sweet forbidden candy.

I was at work on the lakeshore a few years back
and I had no lunch and no money,
well a group of kids attached to a rope went by
being herded by their teachers
these were kids about grade senior kindergarden
or grade one, anyhow...
one of the urchins dropped their lunch,
well i went over, picked the bag up
and peeked inside,
(wow what a great lunch the kid had
his mommy must have loved him\her)

well I watched them walk
and walk
and walk
and then when they were about 2 blocks away
I called out hey, you dropped your lunch
I di not yell that loud,
I guess they never heard me

anyhow eating that lunch was sweeet
I mean as i ate, i thought of the little tyke
burning calories and then when all the other kids
sat down to eat, he\she
would have naught.

anyhow that's about it

Icemaniax
07-26-2003, 01:38 AM
Oh yeah, i never refill the ice cude trays, when i use them even if theres 1 cube left i still put it in the freezer, make people mad :)

And the thing i ABSOLUTEly CANT stand is SMUDGES! on Computer screens, t.v. screen or on my Sunglasses, OH GOD NO NOT MY GLASSES! AAAAAAAAAAAAA

ZBomber
07-26-2003, 03:40 AM
Originally posted by BigTeddyPaul
I am very annoying and I take pride in it. My absolute favorite is just starring at people. I don't mind being starred at. I don't care if you look at me but if you go up to your friends, sit next to them, and just stare they get freaked by it most of the time. Very interesting reactions.

I had a buddy in one of my classes at school and he absolutely hated to be starred at. Since I had to pay attention to the instructor I took two little pieces of paper, drew some eyeballs on them, and placed them on my glasses which were directed toward my friend next to me so it looked like someone was looking at him. He soooo hated me for that one.

I also like to take little pieces of paper and flick them at my friends. I once got some mail with all the junk stuff and after each paper I didn't need I rolled it into a ball and threw it at my sister's head while she was watching some TV shows. After the 4th ball she came and took physical action against me since Stooop wasn't working.

Besides just plain starring it is fun when you are with a pal and you two catch eachother's eye and then you just crack the biggest smile in the world. They think you are thinking about something and insist on you telling them when you are not really thinking about anything but just smiling really big.

I take pride in my skills. I have many more but this is enough for now.

BigTeddyPaul

I do that sometimes, but I always end up laughing. I can't keep a serious face. ^_^

Azrael
07-26-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by pbguy1211
Can never find my keys... or wallet...


I just leave mine in my car. Makes things a lot easier. But only when I'm at my house. Not, like, when I go to breakfast or something.

I watch TV with the close captioned on. I don't know why.

Thrackan Solo
07-26-2003, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by The Truthful Liar
That might not be the only reason. o.O

You have your mind in the gutter:tsk:;)

I bite my nails all the time and I really dont like abbreviating things using "internet talk".

Homuncul
07-28-2003, 06:58 AM
Now it comes to why I started this thread: You're total freaks here, all of ya:D

Still let's go freaky...

I love to sit on mirrors. I broke about 7 last year by sitting on them. 7*7, years of misery awaits me.... what a crap

I record Smallville series when they are repeated.

*Ah! Total freak he is*

I eat ketchup with spoon, and draw monsters on everything that's possible to be drawn at. My dad thinks for a long time to send me to a shrink.

I backup every bit of data on my PC 5 times in 5 different locations

Icemaniax
07-28-2003, 07:07 AM
lets see what else do i do..

I ABSOLUTELY love medium chedder cheese, i cut them into small strips and dip them into MUSTARD! oooooh, god i wants some now...

I put taco sauce on my Scrambled eggs,

I always cut around the yolk in the (other) eggs and then stuff the whole yolk thing in my mouth

I cant stand being dirty, or sticky

I refuse to use the word...."cute"

I CANT stand Spam Mail

If i hear someone use the word, Wench at somebody else i will smack them. i cant stand the word,

I wont wear socks with holes in them

Oh Yeah and if i am in my room and i change my clothes i dont care if anyone is in my room or is coming in my room i will strip naked right infront of them. its my room ya know.

I Sleep nude..all the time.. even at friends\family's house

if i see something on the ground i have to pick it up and see what it is

I argue with myself, and one tiem i got in a fight with myself, fists were used,.. and i lost

If something makes me mad i call it a bastard

oh theres so much more, but i'll put it later

Icemaniax
07-28-2003, 07:10 AM
Originally posted by Azrael
I just leave mine in my car. Makes things a lot easier. But only when I'm at my house. Not, like, when I go to breakfast or something.

I watch TV with the close captioned on. I don't know why.

dude your Avatar scares the hell outt ame, i'm serious i am going to have nightmares...geez man thats freaky

Homuncul
07-28-2003, 12:36 PM
I ABSOLUTELY love medium chedder cheese, i cut them into small strips and dip them into MUSTARD! oooooh, god i wants some now...

Yeah, me too!

I wont wear socks with holes in them

Why? Are you not a MAN. :confused:

Icemaniax
07-28-2003, 02:28 PM
yes i am a man!

I just dont like my toes poking out lil holes, its very annoying to me.

Elegy
07-28-2003, 06:01 PM
I leave the computer on 24/7. The only time it's off is when I'm at work.

My room is a hellhole. I have primarily two piles of clothes. The "clean clothes pile" and the "dirty clothes pile".

Expanding apon the hellhole room, my filing system is pretty much shove it wherever it fits. Oddly enough, this works out pretty good and I can retrieve whatever it is I'm looking for within seconds. The same can't quite be said of other people looking for something in here, however.

I always leave my wet washcloths in the shower.

I *have* to do my own laundry. I can't stand it when my clothes are washed with other people's and they get all mixed up. And I think it's absolutely disgusting to wash my boxer shorts with someone else's underwear no matter how much bleach may or not be used.

I scare the living crap out of people riding along with me whenever I pull onto the street adjacent from ours. I have a 1985 Mustang GT 5.0 (pictured below in sig) and while there's faster cars out there (namely the newer Mustang GTs and Cobras, Firebird Trans Ams, LS1s, Camaros, and Corvettes), my car still hauls some pretty good ass. Where our street ends it's in the shape of a "T" with the main road spanning accross adjacent to it. There's a gutter that goes accross the end of our street, and it's always wet. I always give it too much gas so that my rear wheels don't get good traction and as I turn on to the street the rear end of my car fishtails and slides a bit. I *have* to do this every time (unless I see a cop or there's a good amount of traffic, we don't want any tickets or fender benders). But it is just so damned fun. And the look on the passenger's face is priceless. Especially when they haven't driven with me before and don't know to expect it.

El Sitherino
07-28-2003, 06:52 PM
i talk to myself about things.
i always make some sort of a noise.
i have to be kept busy by something or i go psychotic.
i poke people.
i lick my (girl)friends.
i never fart in public.
i hate all sports excluding skateboarding and martial arts.
i'm always thirsty
when i get bored and aroused i masturbate. (atleast i'm straight forward)
I never turn off my computer, and i'm always downloading something.
I always have music turned up loud.
I never stick to a pattern.
I ask for certain food and when I get it I change my mind.
I've smoked weed so much I often forget where I live

Homuncul
07-29-2003, 12:33 PM
i lick my (girl)friends.i'm always thirsty
when i get bored and aroused i masturbate. (atleast i'm straight forward).I've smoked weed so much I often forget where I live

Man, that's not even a habit. It's a life style. I'm proud of ya:D

Homuncul
07-29-2003, 12:35 PM
i hate all sports excluding skateboarding and martial arts.

Yeah, martial arts Rocks!!:cool:

El Sitherino
07-29-2003, 11:13 PM
agreed, but ..... nope I got nothing.

I drink my weight in soda's.
I get drunk and puke in the shower. (I just felt like posting that)

swphreak
07-29-2003, 11:38 PM
uhh....

I sneak out of my window a lot... in the middle of th night... to see someone...
I do a lot of staring and some crazy mind games with complete strangers

that's all I can think of...

BongoBob
07-30-2003, 10:45 AM
I sneak on the computer alot(like right now:rolleyes:
I have a wight problem and don't give a frick.
I Play The Sims till 5-6 in the morning, sleep till 1, eat, and then play more sims.
I am constantly downloading stuff for my games.

My two pence:D

STTCT
07-30-2003, 10:51 AM
Okay getting drunk and puking in the shower....that's just wrong.

Another annoying thing I could think of that I do is Scuff my feet. Sometimes I do it without thinking. I think my fiance has broken the habit though, but every now and again he catches me at it.

BongoBob
07-30-2003, 11:40 AM
Oh yeah, I forgot,

I'm kinda a natural born drummer, so I tap on everything subcontiously. My mom and dad are always telling me to stop tapping. I stop. Within a minute I'm tapping again.
:D

El Sitherino
07-30-2003, 12:50 PM
I went to school drunk once.

I don't remember everything but I think I hit on one of the college girls that came in as a student teacher. some of you know the story I told.*winks at jed and the others in the irc chat*

BongoBob
07-30-2003, 01:00 PM
One of my friends, Robert, bought 20$ worth of weed and smoked it before school, thus coming to school high. And what's the first thing he has? Health. Complete and total dumbass.:D

ZBomber
07-30-2003, 03:28 PM
:rofl:

Did he get caught? :D

El Sitherino
07-30-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by BongoBob
One of my friends, Robert, bought 20$ worth of weed and smoked it before school, thus coming to school high. And what's the first thing he has? Health. Complete and total dumbass.:D he got high off a dime!?!?!:confused:

BongoBob
07-30-2003, 08:50 PM
Of course not, I was the only one that would rather not see him go to juvie, so I showed him the way to his house, ended up walking him there, and staying to make sure he didn't do anything stupid.

PS:It had to be more than that, the bastard forgot where he lived.




MINT:p

El Sitherino
07-30-2003, 09:29 PM
I trip at a dime but I don't get high until atleast a dime and a nickel. unless i do a laced bowl which I hate. anyways.

I tell people to shove it no matter who they are. (I dunno)