View Full Version : Funny song's you've heard?

07-27-2003, 11:13 PM
David wilcox-do the bearcat
Omg thats some funny crap guys I had the chance to listen to some

07-27-2003, 11:31 PM
I forgot who sings it, but its called Buy my CD. :D

07-28-2003, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant

Guns song forget title
(rare but controversial U2 mix)
they almost got sued to death for this

Are you thinking of "Happiness is a Warm Gun"? That's a U2 song on their Best of 1990 - 2000 CD's (CD 2 to be specific)

I'll go with anything by Weird Al, and Dennis Leary's A**hole

Miko Reglia
07-28-2003, 08:14 AM
The Penis Song by The Monty Python gang

The Lumberjack Song by The Monty Python gang

and just for the hell of it, The Saga Begins... by Weird Al, just because its Star Wars:D

07-28-2003, 10:11 AM
originally posted by iceman87:
Barney's On Fire
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay

Yeah, those were pretty good. Adding on to that:

Santa's Gone Crazy


Omish Paradise

07-28-2003, 02:39 PM
Anything by Wesley Willis such as...

I Wupped Batman's Ass
Suck a Cheata's Dick
Lick a Donkey's Ass
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Atlantis Morsit
Cut the Mullet

Also, Dennis Leary - *******

07-28-2003, 05:24 PM
I don't know what they are called in english, these small bears from disney. who bounce around and drink a magic drink...

Well however, their theme song, A friend of mine has it in about 10 different versions; Russian, Swedish, Norwegian, German, Danish etc.
They are really funny, especially the russian version.

EDIT: They are called "The Gummi Bears" in English.

Captain Wilson
07-28-2003, 05:56 PM
most stuff by blink 182, but espacly f*ck a dog and i wont be home for christmas

The Cheat
07-28-2003, 08:38 PM
i just want bang bang bang - group x


El Sitherino
07-28-2003, 08:42 PM
mc chris - I wanna be a stormtrooper

07-28-2003, 09:02 PM
f*** a dog - blink 182.

I heard it at my cousins house. STUPID AS HELL, but soooooooo hilarious.

07-28-2003, 09:12 PM
Weird Al - Its all about the pentiums

07-28-2003, 09:31 PM
Eazy-E - N**z on ya chin
AMG - B**** Betta Have My Money
I.C.P - Just Another Love Song

07-28-2003, 09:36 PM
keep that thong on? I don't know who sings it but it's a rip off of the thong song, heard it today, it's so funneh

07-29-2003, 06:01 AM
met him in a swamp down in Dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S O D A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said "Yoda"
Y O D A, Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I've never ever been a Jedi before
But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben
So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess
But I know that I'll be coming back some day
I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time
With my Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

sorry about the long post, but i just had to :)

Darth Groovy
07-29-2003, 07:19 AM
Ween - Spirit of '76

07-29-2003, 03:21 PM
Barbie girl by that punk band
Barbie girl by aqua lol
And the funniest of all, Barbie girl from ramstien, xD

07-29-2003, 04:19 PM
tarzan and jane by aqua
hello ego by john reuben

07-29-2003, 05:25 PM
Wierd Als "All about the Pentiums"

Your in your parents cellar, postin me like some brain dead AOLer, I should do the world a favor, and cap you like ol yeller,

you are about as useful as jpegs to hellen keller

You gotta be the dumbiest newbie Ive ever seen, you got white all over your screen etc etc............

03-03-2004, 12:17 AM
No Idea why I'm searching through old posts, I guess I'm bored

But anyways, I got two songs to add to this list

Josh Tobin- I'm a gangster
No Idea Who Sings it..-Solider Of Fortune.

03-03-2004, 09:57 AM
*the oompa loompa song from "Charlie & the Chocolate Factory"

*from "The Wizard of Oz" 'ding dong ! the witch is dead ! which old witch ! the wicked witch !!'..... cool


03-03-2004, 04:50 PM
"311 Sucks" or "Van Full of Retards" by Anal C*nt, and ANYTHING by the late great Wesly Willis.

03-03-2004, 07:06 PM
Bloodhound Gang - The bad touch.

"Hello I'm Mr. Coffee with the Automatic drip" LOL :D Worst pick up line ever.

03-03-2004, 07:13 PM
All of the songs in the South Park Movie
Denis Leary's "I'm An A$$hole!!!!"
Weird Al:
Polka Mix (Running With Siccors CD)
Its Getting Rotten Here
Amish Paradise
Forest Gump Song
Albequerqe (SP?)
Tool Store Song (Every one I know hates it, but it says automatic circumsizers in it, so it really funny)
Horiscope for today (My party was ruined by my farting and I as killed by my fiance in ths song)
Denis Leary "Smoke" (well, its not really a song)

and go to www.metalarms.com look in the news section, then scroll through the old news till you find the head line that says the soundtrack is available for download... download it then play the track "Meeting Of The Minds" really funny, Dan Castenella does one of the voices


03-03-2004, 07:29 PM
my favs;
star wars related
gangsta rap (coincidential; it's playing right now in my 400 songs playlist..); the saga begins; fett's vette


ik dacht dat jij een vrouw was (i thought you were a woman) parody on "als ik jou was" (if i were you) ; pretty fly for a rabby; oh hell guess i forgot most ones

03-04-2004, 10:42 PM
Anything Monty Python
DVDA - Now You're A Man (Orgazmo soundtrack)
The Misfits - Last Caress
Metallica - Kenny Goes To Hell (South Park soundtrack)
Almost anything by Bare Egil Band (a norwegian comedian)
Can't come up with more ATM...

[EDIT] And anything with Frank Zappa :D