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Lost Welshman
07-27-2003, 07:31 PM
My personal hell would be being told that chocolate would make me explode. Oh and being followed by clowns and ventrilliquist (SP?) dummies.

My Personal heaven would be, well, my life now with none of the crap I have to think about.

:D I hate my life sometimes. But I spose I bring it all on myself. :p

PrimoSidone
07-27-2003, 08:13 PM
Why are u guys so eeger on living alone?

the other guy say's 'a hell is to live with my dad' omg?

that guy raised you... and now look what u say...

youth aint got no respect for the elders... i kinda dislike that tho

Kain
07-27-2003, 10:40 PM
Don't tear at others Hell's. If he says it is, than it is. Lets ignore PrimoSidone's comment, shall we. Thank you, that is all.

ZBomber
07-27-2003, 11:19 PM
Heaven = Being able to use the pc 24/7 without getting bothered by parents, and lots o' girls! :naughty:

Hell = I don't know... uh.... Fire? Oh, Computers o nfire, and no girls! :eek:

Kioet Csuhen
07-28-2003, 01:23 AM
my personal hell would be me stuck to a chair with people in white coats and facemasks poking my eardrums with toothpicks and country music in the background and fireants eating their way up to my privates, this being taken place in the middle of an ocean during a big hurricane, out on the deck, the waves crashing, and an angry blue whale trying to crash the boat. =/ hell would be either that, or a loop of me being waken up my screaming mother in the middle of an awesome dream, only to repeat itself over for eternity.

BigTeddyPaul
07-28-2003, 01:25 AM
What about girls on fire. Funny man Z.

Hell would be having those stupid people who ring bells and want you to give them money in front of stores at Christmas. There would be nothing but Cat and Dog playing 24/7 (I hate that show but my sister likes it) and the only food would be pistachio pudding. Also I would be forced to wear clothes all the time including socks and shoes. Also there is no hockey only BASEBALL and women's bowling.

We would also wear watches on our right hand if we are right handed and on our left hand if we are left handed.

BigTeddyPaul

legameboy
07-28-2003, 03:21 AM
Hell would be the feeling of your hair being pulled out repeatedly for eternity, and no femine humans nor any technology whatsoever. Heaven would be being able to fly and never run out of breath when you are swimming and being able to run superfast and be a chick-magnet. :dozey: :naughty:

Kain
07-28-2003, 05:44 AM
Well, I'm glad to see my thread hasn't turned into a flame war yet! Good job people! We can be civilized:p

Forgot my heaven: It would be all my fave games (JK2 and all LoK games) and there would be fountains of Dr Pepper. I could jump off the highest cliffs and feel no pain on impact. I could swim for forever in an ocean that spans out into the infinite. I would also be able to manifest myself in my loved ones as a Wrath Blade(I'm an LoK freak, I've no shame in it). My kitty Mya would be there(even though shes immortal and cant die). thered be no stupid dogs barking every 5 minutes(Cats rule, dogs can burn in hell, am I right). I would know every form of fighting and have infinite people to fight, but I cant loose(fighting styles including Lightsaber fighting:p). And last but not least, Rhett's slaves...er worker elves would be free...er, on break.:p

Lil Killa
07-28-2003, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by MydnightPsion
Well, I'm glad to see my thread hasn't turned into a flame war yet! Good job people! We can be civilized:p

Forgot my heaven: It would be all my fave games (JK2 and all LoK games) and there would be fountains of Dr Pepper. I could jump off the highest cliffs and feel no pain on impact. I could swim for forever in an ocean that spans out into the infinite. I would also be able to manifest myself in my loved ones as a Wrath Blade(I'm an LoK freak, I've no shame in it). My kitty Mya would be there(even though shes immortal and cant die). thered be no stupid dogs barking every 5 minutes(Cats rule, dogs can burn in hell, am I right). I would know every form of fighting and have infinite people to fight, but I cant loose(fighting styles including Lightsaber fighting:p). And last but not least, Rhett's slaves...er worker elves would be free...er, on break.:p

Thats I anice heaven:D I like the Dr Pepper part the most:p also I wouldn't free the elves, instead get them to do stuff for u I mean me:D