View Full Version : Yet Another Pressing Issue

08-05-2003, 08:55 AM
The grey icon underneath people's posts that's supposed to light up when people are online doesn't work in the GB forums. Discuss how this relates to the razing of the world's tropical rain forests, the exportation of Latvian balloon rubber, and the resurgence of Communism in isolated parts of northern Russia.

08-05-2003, 09:44 AM
How dare you start a thread on this subject! You'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes, my friend.

Also: The "Rate This Post" button here has been a red X box for me as long as I can remember.
It works everywhere else as far as I've seen.

08-05-2003, 09:48 AM
It is actually a huge plot scheme that is going on Private Forums in an effort to deaden this forum and cut us off from the outside world.

08-05-2003, 09:51 AM
Its working redwing duh!

Sherack Nhar
08-05-2003, 11:38 AM
I do think that the exportation of Latvian balloon rubber is a primordial issue in today's world realities.

Darth Homer
08-05-2003, 02:56 PM
I agree with Sherack, Latavian balloon rubber is an integral part of our society. If we lose that staple, our balloon output will fall dramatically and we would have millions of upset kids on our hands.

08-05-2003, 02:59 PM
If we also lose that staple millions of clowns will be out of a job.


Screw Latvian Balloon Rubber!

Rogue Nine
08-05-2003, 03:53 PM
Red, it is working. When people are online, the icon lights up a light shade of blue, instead of the usual yellow. Look closer next time.

Latvian balloon rubber forever!

08-06-2003, 04:34 AM
Oops. I was tired and my eyes were blurry.

So...about that Latvian balloon rubber?


08-06-2003, 05:39 AM
"balloon rubber"? that's what they call it over there? ;)

08-06-2003, 07:28 AM
No one cares about little buttons and stuff. :indif: *Gets booted out of thread* I believe i had a computer!

08-06-2003, 06:35 PM
This thread is showing how many of us wants Redwing dead:D

Anyway, I'm sorry for being such uncultured and ignorant, but what's this latvian balloon rubber thingy?

Zoom Rabbit
08-07-2003, 08:57 AM
No, no...you guys have it all wrong! Observe:

The gnomes of Latvia, in their secret plot to rule the world, have cornered the market on baloon rubber by inventing a way to manufacture it out of lint, gasoline and ostrich extract. The only way their nefarious scheme will succeed is if the world's supply of natural latex rubber is destroyed--hence the underhanded international goings on whose real purpose is to raze the tropical rain forests, thereby destroying all of the rubber trees as an *unfortunate* concurrence. The Latvian Baloon Rubber Illuminati will fail to win the economy in the northern part of Russia, however, due to the old hard-line communist holdovers tradition of running their automobiles on grain alcohol instead of gasoline, due to the alcohol's resistance to the freezing Russian winter temperatures and its happy secondary use as a cocktail dispenser should the car break down and the aging commie find himself waiting out in the cold for a tow truck.

:max: Vive la resistance!


Ray Jones
08-07-2003, 09:47 AM
last year the russians had a hard winter over there in russia .. -57 degrees celsius ..

IMAGINE what this means.. NEVER stop the running engine at railroadcrossings.. or it will never start again til next summer .. but then youre not able anymorre to start it.