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txa1265
08-07-2003, 05:54 PM
Last seen here http://www.gamesdomain.com/gdreview/zones/reviews/pc/apr03/postal01.html

Now seen here http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/08/06/candidate.coleman/index.html

Interesting ... but I live in Mass ...

Mike

Acrylic
08-07-2003, 06:00 PM
I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) was...?

BigTeddyPaul
08-07-2003, 06:01 PM
First time I am elligible to vote and Mr. Schwarzenegger (you try spelling that correctly if I got it wrong) gets my vote. Davis, our current gov, is an asshat.

We also have that Hustler man and approx 2 porn queens running too. California life is good.

BigTeddyPaul

obi
08-07-2003, 06:03 PM
It was announced today that California is no longer apart of the United States.

txa1265
08-07-2003, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Acrylic
I thought Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) was...? He is, along with many others ...

It is just ironic that I played Postal 2 earlier this summer (swapped my Unreal II with a friend who actually paid money for that ... never mind) which had Coleman mowing down police like they were going out of style ...

Mike

Acrylic
08-07-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by obi-wan13
It was announced today that California is no longer apart of the United States.

You're joking...right?

Yoda_623
08-07-2003, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by Acrylic
You're joking...right?
Nah, I heard it too...

El Sitherino
08-07-2003, 08:42 PM
I also heard it. also I think New Mexico declared war on California

Redwing
08-08-2003, 01:05 AM
As a proud Californian, I can firmly say "It's about time." We should have done this long ago. I mean, we're far better than the rest of those "Americans" out there - and we have nicer beaches, too! ;)

New Mexico? Why on earth would they declare war on us? Prrft.

obi
08-08-2003, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Redwing

New Mexico? Why on earth would they declare war on us? Prrft.

They want your oil.

ZBomber
08-08-2003, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Acrylic
You're joking...right?

No, Califonia is US's next victim. EXPLOSIONS BABY!

Kain
08-08-2003, 01:58 AM
In the immortal words of Homer Jay Simpson,
You're all nuts.

ZBomber
08-08-2003, 02:08 AM
Originally posted by MydnightPsion
In the immortal words of Homer Jay Simpson,
You're all nuts.

Uh, I think its just J. :)

Don't believe us? Gary Coleman is in charge of the Californian Hour-Men. ;)

HertogJan
08-08-2003, 06:36 AM
Dude, I wanna make a run for Governer too!! Who's gonna vote for me?? My promises to the voters:

- Free beer for everyone!
- Hertog Jan beer that is!!
- Er... yeah...

Datheus
08-08-2003, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by MydnightPsion
In the immortal words of Homer Jay Simpson,
You're all nuts.

There was an episode. That was the joke. He only knew the initial. Then he finally figured out his middle name and it was "Jay"...

Anyway.

I say we just throw all candidates into a pit and let them duke it out. Whoever comes out alive gets the seat of Governor.

Either that or we pray a Tool-esque apocolypse. See the Aenima album for details...

Can this seriously end well? Maybe they're smarter than I give them credit for. I can only hope...

At least California is already FUBAR. I 'spose they can't do much damage.

HertogJan
08-08-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by Datheus
I say we just throw all candidates into a pit and let them duke it out. Whoever comes out alive gets the seat of Governor.

Haha I'd like to see Arnie battle it out against Gary Coleman :D And guess who of the two will make it back :p

Datheus
08-08-2003, 11:50 AM
Yeah... I considered that... I was thinking maybe giving everyone except Arnold a taser and mace... Just to make it fair...

Better yet, why don't we get some REAL candidates :o Imagine that!

This country is going to hell in a handbasket :(

BCanr2d2
08-08-2003, 12:10 PM
Well, it is a recall election....

Time for some Arnie "Total Recall"....

His re-election motto or concession speech "I'll be back"

It's already written for him....

But Coleman when talknig about corruption and embezzlement "What ya talking 'bout?"

Datheus
08-08-2003, 12:40 PM
Ow. That hurts my head. You thought about that too much BC.

And that brings me to another well traveled topic? Why don't we recall Bush -_-

I think it'd be COOL to have Arnold as president. Can you imagine his speech after 9/11? Oh, that would have been to die for.

BCanr2d2
08-08-2003, 01:01 PM
Arnie can't be Prez, he was born in Austria.....

I don't think that the rest of the world would've like Arnie as President anyway, he seems to have a penchant for blowing things up....

* Thinks to himself that he's happy not to live in the USA........

obi
08-08-2003, 01:02 PM
I have decided that I, obi-wan13, will run for governer of California. Ok, everyone here donate to me and sign the petition. I need 65 names. WHO'S WITH ME!

Bring it on Zoom Rabbit, bring it on... -_-

txa1265
08-08-2003, 02:12 PM
You know ... I knew this would start a sh*tstorm when I posted it - but after playing Postal 2 the irony of Gary Coleman ...

I couldn't resist ...

Mike

Elegy
08-08-2003, 02:12 PM
Yeah, this state isn't going to hell in a handbasket. It's already there. California's cost of living is through the roof. I have friends in Michigan and Utah who just moved out of their parents'. One found a two bedroom apartment for $300 a month, the other found a 2-bedroom town house for $400 a month. We pay over $800 a month on the rent for our house, and back in the apartments we used to live in we were paying about $700. I'm told the gas in Michigan costs around $1.65 for the cheap 87 octane. 87 octane gas is running for $1.80 over here in California. We're paying premium prices for low-grade gas. The good stuff is over $2.00 a gallon. My mustang gets a whopping 10 miles to the gallon (although it should be getting more like 17). I'm thinking of buying one of those hondas with the soddy lawnmower engines that go 0-60mph in 10 years just to save on gas.

It's just too damned expensive here.

HertogJan
08-08-2003, 03:44 PM
Originally posted by BCanr2d2
Arnie can't be Prez, he was born in Austria.....

I don't think that the rest of the world would've like Arnie as President anyway, he seems to have a penchant for blowing things up....

So?? George Bush can hardly do a normal speech in English too, and HE likes to blow things up even more than Arnie :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Eldritch
08-08-2003, 05:07 PM
It's got nothing to do with the way he speaks, HJ.
You might not know it, but there's a provision in our Constitution that basically says "To be president you have to be born on US land."

HertogJan
08-08-2003, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Eldritch
It's got nothing to do with the way he speaks, HJ.
You might not know it, but there's a provision in our Constitution that basically says "To be president you have to be born on US land."

Darn, I would've loved to be prez one day :( Here we don't have a prez, we have a 'prime minister', but he doesn't have any power :( I wanne be a prez, who rulez like an EMPEROR!!

But in case you didn't know, it wasn't meant very seriously, atlhough I think that some who is a dumbass like G W Bush shouldn't be president!!

Eldritch
08-09-2003, 01:36 AM
Originally posted by HertogJan
Darn, I would've loved to be prez one day :( Here we don't have a prez, we have a 'prime minister', but he doesn't have any power :( I wanne be a prez, who rulez like an EMPEROR!!
Ours doesn't rule like an emperor, if that's what you meant. But if you just want to rule like an emperor, that's ok.

But in case you didn't know, it wasn't meant very seriously, atlhough I think that some who is a dumbass like G W Bush shouldn't be president!!
I'm inclined to agree with you, but this isn't the place to discuss it. Try it over in the Senate. :)

He'll never be elected to a second term, though.