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Darth Eggplant
08-10-2003, 04:08 PM
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August 10, 2003, 12:30 p.m EST.

In a press conference
held earlier today
in downtown Los Angeles,
Gollum officially announced
his candidacy in the upcoming
California Governor Recall Election.
Gollum will be running for neither
the Republican nor the Democratic party.
He is the first recorded representative
in any election for the ‘Precious Party’.

Little is known about the Precious Party
since its creation last spring.
However this new party has quickly gained momentum
and finds new party members by the hundreds.
Gollum’s party support is seemingly enough
as he was able to submit 5,472 signatures
of California registered voters,
while only 65 are required.
Surprisingly,
Gollum was able to post the $3,500 filing fee
due to his backer: George Lucas.
When asked why he had decided to support Gollum
in his candidacy, Lucas replied,
"I was going to back Yoda but, well he died."
When pressed further, Lucas stated,
"I’ve got all this money and nothing to do.
Plus the little guy is just so cute!"
And if Arnold and Gary Coleman have a chance,
nothing is holding this guy down!

So what does our new candidate have to say
about his bid in the upcoming election?
He proposes to rid California
of nasssty industrial factories
and return the area to its natural state,
or a slightly altered version: swampland.
He also proposes a new solution
to the energy crisis that has plagued
the state for some time:
"When the yellow face goes down,
nasssty lights stay off."
When the problem of
the decreasing school budgets arose
Gollum merely replied,
"Teach them about fisssshesss"
In fact,
Gollum would like to see California
return to the bartering system,
using fish as currency instead of dollars.
Representatives of the American Society
for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals
(ASPCA) could not be reached for comment.

=(BoD)= M.D.B.
08-10-2003, 04:11 PM
That is so hilarious!!!

KBell
08-10-2003, 04:18 PM
Hey was freakin HILARIOUS on the MTV movie awards! It was so cool :D



*voting for Gollum*



pffff, who needs Gary Coleman anyway :rolleyes:

Reclaimer
08-10-2003, 04:20 PM
Vote not for Gollum.


Arounld is who I'm voting for Gary Coleman sucks.

Neverhoodian
08-10-2003, 05:23 PM
:D ROFL, Eggplant, that's great! His political views are clearer than most candidates. WARNING! POLITICAL VIEWS COMING UP! I live in California, and this recall doesn't seem right. I mean, people voted for the governer, so they should have to live with the consequences of it. Furthermore, the Republican party isn't thinking of the long term benefits of leaving Davis in office. They should just let him continue, let the Democratic party self-destruct, and step in for an easy victory come next election.

Zoom Rabbit
08-10-2003, 08:49 PM
The truth! It burnsssss--!

:D *(Votes for Gollum. Shrugs.)*

HaruGlory89
08-15-2003, 03:10 PM
Cool, funny, and darn hilarious!
"Teach them about fisssshesss"
HA! HA! HA! HA!

The Cheat
08-15-2003, 03:44 PM
im voting for gollum for governor

|GG|Carl
08-16-2003, 11:48 AM
You have seen this (http://img-nex.theonering.net/movies/gollum_mtvawards_Bband.mov), right?

MaulerZ
08-16-2003, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by |GlobensGeng|
You have seen this (http://img-nex.theonering.net/movies/gollum_mtvawards_Bband.mov), right?

thats good stuff i remember seeing it for the first time my eyes were watering...i was laughing so hard...:D

|GG|Carl
08-17-2003, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by MaulerZ
thats good stuff i remember seeing it for the first time my eyes were watering...i was laughing so hard...:D
So did I:D That's why i posted it!

Darth Groovy
08-17-2003, 01:28 PM
Originally posted by KBell
Hey was freakin HILARIOUS on the MTV movie awards! It was so cool :D



*voting for Gollum*



pffff, who needs Gary Coleman anyway :rolleyes:

http://www.intothevoid.com/vampires/gary1.jpg

"What you talkin' 'bout KBell?":mad: