View Full Version : Are you mad ???

08-15-2003, 10:29 PM
To know if you are a regular dude or do you have what it takes to be the "mystery" rapper, take this easy quiz :

1.You are on tour in Berlin and you are staying in a luxury hotel. Your room has a balcony. Do you :

a)Savor its panoramix view of the German capital, reflecting on great it is that, despite 2 world wars, were all friends now
b)Wander onto it, take off all your clothes and make lewd gestures at passers-by.

2.You just broke up with your girlfriend. Do you :

a)Buy her flowers and say youre sorry. Sometimes you let your quick temper get the best of you.
b)Threaten to kill her and attempt to invade her place of work.

3.Youre in court for possesion of crack. Do you :

a)Behave impeccably, hoping that the judge will knock a couple of years off your sentence.
b)ask the prosecuting female lawyer if she thinks youre "horny", call her a "sperm donor" and fall asleep.

4.Youre shopping for a new pair of sneakers. You try them on and they fit perfectly. Do you :

a)Take them to the registry and pay for them.
b)run away.

5.You're watching a Des'ree gig. Youve had a few drinks and the bouncers ask you to leave. Do you :

a)Accept your fate and stagger home, hoping this incident will be forgotten.
b)Return in a rage and threaten to murder the entire door team.

6.You are attending the Grammys. Do you :

a)clap politely, glad to be a part of the whole occasion.
b)Rush the stage, seize the microphone and shout : "Wu-Tang is for the children!"

7. Youre preparing to go for a long drive. Do you :

a)Load up the car with travel snacks and put on your driving gloves
b)Load up the car with drug-taking paraphernilia and strap on your Kevlar body armor.

And now for the results, learn the shocking truth about yourself !

Mostly A's : Youre a well adjusted reasonable law abiding citizen, you are a danger to no one.
Mostly B's : You are Ol' dirty Bastard, a burden on the legal system and possibly insane.

08-15-2003, 10:35 PM
The quiz doesn't give you much to go on...because most of my answers are C) and I make a new answer up :D

What are you if you give mostly C's? A quiz-rebel? :p :D

08-15-2003, 10:39 PM
Most of those Bs are quite extreme. I don't think this forum harbors that kind of a population ;)

08-15-2003, 11:35 PM
yea i know, still I though it was quite funny. . .

08-17-2003, 04:13 PM
I had to choice A for all of them, I'm not a quiz rebel like Jed, over there. :p