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leXX
08-19-2003, 06:04 PM
There is a newsflash on TV and it says you have 10 minutes to live. What do you do?

Lost Welshman
08-19-2003, 06:07 PM
Tell Charl how much I like her, and get upset when I hear the reply.

Lol, I was thinking about this yesterday, I had a really bad pain in my stomach. I figured my appendix might explode and what I'd do If I could'a died.


(P.S. Cool Thread :D)

El Sitherino
08-19-2003, 06:08 PM
take one last puff of my cigarette.
tell the girl I love that I really do love her.(have sex)
wait patiently for death.

gorganfloss
08-19-2003, 06:11 PM
Run nude through town wearing a red pimp hat singing the Thundercats theme.

BigTeddyPaul
08-19-2003, 06:13 PM
Tear the little white warranty thingy off my couch which states that if I do that I can be prosecuted and sent to jail.

Good question. Pet my cats, drink some water, and eat some pie.

BigTeddyPaul

Datheus
08-19-2003, 06:13 PM
Hmm. Well, the way the cookie normally crumbles, ground zero of asteroid impact would probably be my house.. so I'd just go outside and watch it... Beauty might as well be the last thing I see before I die..

Kstar__2
08-19-2003, 06:16 PM
..turn of the tv, lying commercialists!

hmm, i wouldn't know, i really wouldn't..:(

Darklighter
08-19-2003, 06:18 PM
Sleep. I couldn't bear waiting. Plus it's the most fun thing to do in the world (well, second most fun thing...though the first most fun thing would be out of the question with only 10 minutes to go =P).

BawBag™
08-19-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Gorgan
Run nude through town wearing a red pimp hat singing the Thundercats theme.
:rofl:


Well, I'd have sex 8 times and have a 7 minute cigarette. And a beer. :p

ZBomber
08-19-2003, 06:23 PM
Break everything in my house. With a Baseball bat. That would be cool...... Oh, and probably cry that I was gonna die a virgin. :p

topshot
08-19-2003, 06:26 PM
Me, I'd probably try doing something I could have done long ago: Go and hog all the video stores for myself!

StormHammer
08-19-2003, 06:26 PM
Very simple...I would hug my family really tight, and tell them how much I love them. I can't think of anything more important than that. ;)

El Sitherino
08-19-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by BawBag™
:rofl:


Well, I'd have sex 8 times and have a 7 minute cigarette. And a beer. :p 8 times?! just have one long go and smoke a cig :) and drink your beer.


but me. I wanna make it good so.... i'd take a puff of my cig. put it out like i said. have sex with rei for the first time(with her that is :p ) and then wait patiently for death :)

BigTeddyPaul
08-19-2003, 07:09 PM
8 times in 3 mintues mind you because he have twice as long with the ciggy.

BigTeddyPaul

•-BLaCKouT-•
08-19-2003, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Gorgan
Run nude through town wearing a red pimp hat singing the Thundercats theme.

LOL :p I'll be right behind you in my Mumm-Ra costume, okay?

Knowing me, I'd probably be checking my e-mails for 10 minutes :p
And having one last Newcastle Brown.

B.

swphreak
08-19-2003, 07:41 PM
Watch Star Wars in 10 minutes, while having sex with my gf :D

BawBag™
08-19-2003, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
8 times?! just have one long go and smoke a cig :) and drink your beer.
You obviously didn't get that...... :p

In all honestly I'd probably sit back in silence and reflect. And have a beer.

Shadow_stone
08-19-2003, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
8 times?! just have one long go and smoke a cig :) and drink your beer.


but me. I wanna make it good so.... i'd take a puff of my cig. put it out like i said. have sex with rei for the first time(with her that is :p ) and then wait patiently for death :)

just do it all at the same time, smoke your cig while havin sex for 8 min then spen 2 min to drink a beer

KBell
08-19-2003, 07:48 PM
well, considering everything i do takes more than 10 min, i'd Probley just do what Bawbag would do and sit and reflect :p

Mex
08-19-2003, 07:54 PM
I don't mean to copy Gorgan but I would run around naked.

You're born naked and you die naked.

gorganfloss
08-19-2003, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by •-BLaCKouT-•
LOL :p I'll be right behind you in my Mumm-Ra costume, okay?


As long as you don't grab at my sexxxxay ass. *smacks ass*:D

Darth Groovy
08-19-2003, 08:04 PM
Wow

Good thread leXX!

10 minutes is not a long time to do what I want.

I guess I would hand my entire Star Wars collection over to ZBomber, because he would take care of it.

Hand over my website to Jed for the same reason.

Try to make alot of phone calls and say goodbye.

jokemaster
08-19-2003, 08:12 PM
Great thread Lexx
Joke version:
Find some way to get laid, grab the money in my safe and play aobut 30 seconds of each video game I've wanted to play.
Joke 2:
Yell "MOOOOOOOMMMMM THERE'S A NEWSFLASH THAT SAYS I'M GONNA DIE IN 10 MINUTES, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?"
Joke 3:
weep about how I'm gonna die a virgin and go to sleep
Real:
Probably post here that I'm going to die, say goodbye to my family, take out my will, and pray.

BawBag™
08-19-2003, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by jokemaster
Yell "MOOOOOOOMMMMM THERE'S A NEWSFLASH THAT SAYS I'M GONNA DIE IN 10 MINUTES, WHAT SHOULD I DO?!?!?"

My Old dear would probably ask if my underwear was ironed...... :p

Ratmjedi
08-19-2003, 08:30 PM
I would probally tell everyone I truly cared about how I felt about them. Then I would probally just listen "It's the end of the world" by REM while looking up at the sky.

:lsduel: :duel:

RoguePhotonic
08-19-2003, 08:51 PM
Depends on what is going to kill you....nukes with 10 minutes I could survive (if I wanted to) if it's something that you cannot do anything I would just kick back and die.

El Sitherino
08-19-2003, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by Shadow_stone
just do it all at the same time, smoke your cig while havin sex for 8 min then spen 2 min to drink a beer i have more respect for rei than to have sex with her and blow smoke in her face.

TheHobGoblin
08-19-2003, 09:56 PM
Make the most evilest movie ever........

I can see it now








Jason Goes to Disney Land



November 2

Dagobahn Eagle
08-19-2003, 11:01 PM
I hate threads like these. Why can't you simply put "you can do whatever the Hell you want for 10 minutes?"

And just where am I when I watch the broadcast? Who's with me? What if I cannot do whatever the Hell I want because I'm, say, at school, and they want to maintain order, making us all stay in our rooms?

Anyways, here's my answer:
I've got no ****ing clue. Depends on where I am, who I'm with, and a billion other variables.

If I'm out with a doggie I love, I'd do what I could do to survive. I wouldn't give up hope, even if there was no reason to have hope.

If I was alone or with humans, hell, no one worth saving (j/k).

jokemaster
08-19-2003, 11:13 PM
If I was at school, I'd do something to cause utter chaos, MWAHAHAHAHA, finally I can use my secret stash of scented smoke and stink bombs

Tesla
08-19-2003, 11:20 PM
Hmm 10 Minutes to live, well the first thing id to is listen to Angel Of Death by Slayer, very appropriate since im about to die, then i'd smoke my remaining ciggies and make love to a pwetty lady :p

Pad
08-19-2003, 11:41 PM
I would turn off the television.

legameboy
08-20-2003, 12:18 AM
You hit the nail on the head, Padanime. ;)

I would probobly pray and say goodbye to my closest family and friends.

Arreat
08-20-2003, 12:34 AM
In those last 10 minutes I'd either be doing...
A: Sleeping
B: Playing WC:III
C: Bike to McDonald's as fast as I can and buy a hell lot of milkshakes/sundaes.
D: The last part of what Jokemaster said-- that is unless I can't sleep, I can't somehow play WC and if theres something wrong with my bike.

Jed
08-20-2003, 12:48 AM
Excellent thread :D

Sitting there, I'd just say "Screw it."

I'd sit down, and I'd just wait for it.

Yea, that's right, bring it. No goodbyes, none of that now...everyone already knows how I feel towards them. ;)

The Cheat
08-20-2003, 12:55 AM
i would have wild sex with my girlfriend for...10 minutes

Redwing
08-20-2003, 01:44 AM
I would refuse to believe it, and do everything I could to try to stop it. I've learned in the past that giving up hope is never useful. ^_~

I wouldn't tell anyone, presuming they didn't know, just in case it wasn't true, and even if it would be. I could never put someone through that.

And of course, I'd pray.

ZBomber
08-20-2003, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by Darth Groovy
Wow

Good thread leXX!

10 minutes is not a long time to do what I want.

I guess I would hand my entire Star Wars collection over to ZBomber, because he would take care of it.

Hand over my website to Jed for the same reason.

Try to make alot of phone calls and say goodbye.

Ahhhhh! ^_^ Thanks Groovy. ^_^

Actually, I just thoguht this, does everyone have 10 minutes to live? Or just you?

Anthony
08-20-2003, 02:19 AM
depends.

1) if in grocery store, I would start chucking every squishible/breakable food at everyone

2)If near airport, i would run onto the runway and moon an aircraft taking off

3) if at home, just sit there and think about all the things I have done in my life, while drinking coffee

4) if at school, I would throw my teacher out the window, along with all the textbooks, then beat up, insult my principal(sp?)

5)if anywhere, I would start yelling out a string of profane words so eveyone could hear me.

Arreat
08-20-2003, 02:21 AM
Why drink coffee when you can drink alcoholic beverages instead?:rolleyes:

SkinWalker
08-20-2003, 02:53 AM
I have no regrets. If today is the day, it is a good day to die.

But I wouldn't watch television for the rest of my life.

BongoBob
08-20-2003, 03:04 AM
I'ld go and hold up wal mart for everything I can get;)

ZBomber
08-20-2003, 03:05 AM
Only, by the time you'd get all of it, you'd be dead. ;)

BongoBob
08-20-2003, 03:08 AM
SO? I'ld be dead even if I wasn't going to die.
Damn fuzz:p

Lost Welshman
08-20-2003, 08:56 AM
Did anyone else panic slightly when they read the start of the thread?

this bit

There is a newsflash on TV and it says you have 10 minutes to live

....not that I did....


Anyway. Thinking about it, I probably wouldn't panic. If I was at home I'd force my bro to take me to see the person who I can't stop thinking about. Just to say bye, then leave before I die. Unless it was a whole world thing, then I'd stay with her until the end, unless she wanted to be with her family. Then I'd take one last walk to nowhere.

Kurgan
08-20-2003, 09:04 AM
I'd probably miss it because I don't really watch TV.


That's the honest truth!


(And if I ever did see something like that on TV, I probably wouldn't believe it either...)

The Count
08-20-2003, 09:10 AM
I'd kill someone I despise, hahahaha 5 minutes of you're life lost bwahahahahahahahaha ;)

Sivy
08-20-2003, 09:12 AM
well theres only one thing i would do in that situation and it doesn't take a genius to work out what it would be.......

that's right... i would do a jigsaw puzzle

j/k :D

i would do the same as The Cheat,

i would have wild sex with my girlfriend

then maybe the puzzle :D

STTCT
08-20-2003, 09:27 AM
Have all my loved ones close to me, kiss them and tell them goodbye. Wait together and pray.

leXX
08-20-2003, 09:32 AM
I would do the same as Stormy and STTCT. I would hug my daughters and husband, tell them how much I love them then wait for death, probably crying my eyes out. I wouldn't be crying at the thought of me dying, I would be crying at the thought of my daughters and family dying.

Darth Eggplant
08-20-2003, 09:45 AM
I would just go about business as usual for 2 reasons

(A)if the 10 minute prediction for the end of the world is anything like the way they forcast the weather, it wouldn't happen so it would be the same old same old.

(B)the advantages of living 4 deacdes, I have already seen and done a lot, sowed my oats, lived loved, etc. like what is said in many religions, I am prepared to meet my maker.

Sam
08-20-2003, 10:50 AM
I would run around i circles and try to figure out what to do before I died.

jokemaster
08-20-2003, 10:54 AM
really thinking about it I would really fill out my will, hug my family and say goodbye, and pray. That's the only thing most of us would really honestly do.

Anthony
08-20-2003, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Arreat
Why drink coffee when you can drink alcoholic beverages instead?:rolleyes:



becauses alcoholic beverages make my stomach hurt. aw screw it....maybe just a couple gallons of wine...that might not hurt.

|GG|Carl
08-20-2003, 11:49 AM
When I saw it on the news I'd say: HAHAHA! what a bad movie!(so I actually said when I saw WTC collapse on TV)

10 minutes later... I'd probably be dead...

Sivy
08-20-2003, 11:50 AM
are you really going to be worried about your stomach hurting if you only had ten minutes to live?

-----------------

you know this reminds me of the end of titanic when some people were just sitting there waiting for inevitable while others tried to do anything to safe themselves.
i would definitely be one of the ones trying to safe themselves, no matter how unlikely the chance of survival was.

leXX
08-20-2003, 12:35 PM
Yeah, I agree, I would do everything in my power to save myself and the ones I love if there was even the slightest chance of survival, but this is different. This is a definate end of your life. No if's and's or but's, this is it, the end.

Jed
08-20-2003, 09:03 PM
This is the end...
My only friend...the end....

:D

jokemaster
08-20-2003, 09:22 PM
It'd be ironic if one of the things you tried to do to save yourself or something you did b/c you only have 10 minutes, ended up killing you.
IE: Going to the store to buy alchoholic drink/food/cigarettes/games.

Andy867
08-20-2003, 10:45 PM
I would relax because if all futile attempts to survive wouldn't work, I'd greet death like an old friend.

"Death is like an old friend"

In reality, I'd probably say the same thing about the newsflash as like I did the WTC... what the F***...(in childish voice) Oops. and then fall asleep, but never wake up this time.

Darth Eggplant
08-21-2003, 01:47 AM
i would design a spooky blue avitar like leXX's
because it is hypnotic and it releases endorphins
which make you go weeeee!!!!!
then I would warch an Invader Zim cartoon.

ZBomber
08-21-2003, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Jed
This is the end...
My only friend...the end....

:D

:rofl:

I doubt't anyone else will understand that. :p

Honestly: I would pray, tell me mom and dad I love them, cry I was a virgin (Who wouldn't :p) I wouldn't really care and vry other wise thoguh. Nothing to stop death......

SkinWalker
08-21-2003, 03:22 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
:rofl:Originally posted by Jed
This is the end...
My only friend...the end....

I doubt't anyone else will understand that. :p

Of our elaborate plans, the end..... :cool:

Kain
08-21-2003, 04:19 AM
I'd condemn the 'God' that decided everyone has 10 minutes to live and do my own smiting of his followers...followed by massive amounts of looting and more fire starting

EDIT: by His followers, I mean the really psycho all up in there religion type...not your average follower

ckcsaber
08-21-2003, 05:23 AM
I would go up into my room, play "We Are The Champions", and meet death with a smiling face.

Seph
08-21-2003, 06:17 AM
level the town and be known as Ethan the Stampede. or I could put on a tux holding a pp7 carrying around a sterio that's playing the james bond theme. good question.:D i'd also beg god for forgivness, i can't believe i forgot that.

Ratmjedi
08-21-2003, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by ZBomber
:rofl:

I doubt't anyone else will understand that. :p

Honestly: I would pray, tell me mom and dad I love them, cry I was a virgin (Who wouldn't :p) I wouldn't really care and vry other wise thoguh. Nothing to stop death......

The Doors

What's so hard about that? :o *shrugs*

:lsduel: :duel:

•-BLaCKouT-•
08-22-2003, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by Tesla
well the first thing id to is listen to Angel Of Death by Slayer,
:D Oh yesh.
Well, can be bargain for 27 minutes so I can listen to the whole album? I'm going through an old-skool-Slayer revival at the moment.

Surely an extra 17 minutes isn't too much to ask? ;)

B.

GonkH8er
08-22-2003, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by InsaneSith
(have sex)



In 10 minutes? Poor effort :)


hrmmm.... 10 minutes to live eh? Flog the 911 Turbo owned by the doctor next door and go for a mad burn :D

Lost Welshman
08-22-2003, 11:59 AM
Originally posted by Ratmjedi
The Doors

What's so hard about that? :o *shrugs*

:lsduel: :duel:

Knowing Z he's probably reffering to the episode of the simpsons where Homer sings that part for some reason. :D

Then again he might know it's an actual song.

I HAVE SPOKEN!

*sniff*

good day

Captain Wilson
08-23-2003, 12:10 AM
Take as many people as i could before to the grave, maninly most of school. And loot. Always looting. All while listen to System of a down

Jo
08-23-2003, 03:31 AM
I would spent my last 10mins posting here..then aranging my final death on Star Wars Galaxies.






Seriously---

I would tell the girl I like so god damn much that I love her. Ask her to be with me in my last minutes..Be sure to take a second and call the only true best friend i trust and tell him. Make sure my mom and step dad knew how much i love them and appreciate all they have ever done for me. and that i was sorry i was going. I as i sat with the girl i love, i would cry, cry like i never have, because i would realized how bad my life might have gone so far, but also how good it could have gone from here.

Jah Warrior
08-23-2003, 01:47 PM
10 minutes to live?

easy... roll a fat one and tell my family how much I love 'em.

Azrael
08-23-2003, 05:24 PM
Is this one of those things where you make a complete ass of yourself, only to find out that the whole thing was a prank? Like, you confess to a girl that you like her, start having sex in the middle of, say, the park, in front of everyone, and the 11 minutes later, everyone's still alive, and you've just ruined your life and her's? 'Cause that be just another day for me.:rolleyes: