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SyntheticGerbil
08-27-2003, 02:54 AM
Hey, Dude, could someone like, tell me how to get the twine in the back of the Desoto, because like, I'm having problems with that giraffe necked girl... I can't seem to click the "nude" button.

Skinkie
08-28-2003, 02:01 AM
You have to click the green sqeezy sex toy icon on her

SyntheticGerbil
04-04-2008, 03:18 PM
That didn't work.

Ray Jones
04-08-2008, 05:40 PM
It didn't?

SyntheticGerbil
04-09-2008, 02:41 AM
When am I going to win?!

Ray Jones
04-09-2008, 05:58 AM
Go upstairs.

itchythesamurai
04-17-2008, 06:42 PM
I thought all you had to do was type "win," but some people consider that to be cheating.

Shmargin
05-28-2008, 05:14 PM
I replied to every other forum topic today, why not this one?

Ray Jones
05-28-2008, 06:28 PM
you sir, smell of wee and poo

SyntheticGerbil
05-28-2008, 11:44 PM
I went upstairs. They don't go upstairs.

itchythesamurai
05-28-2008, 11:55 PM
Well, you see, there's actually an elevator over there. I missed it the first few times too.

SyntheticGerbil
05-29-2008, 03:05 AM
Where are the buttons to work the elevator? How come when I go inside it takes me to an abortion clinic?!

itchythesamurai
05-30-2008, 06:58 AM
I think I know what your problem is, Sean. You're watching Juno instead of playing Hit the Road. I'm finding that this is happening to more and more people as time goes on.

SyntheticGerbil
05-30-2008, 09:11 AM
How do I stop the movie?

itchythesamurai
05-30-2008, 09:50 AM
Kill it with fire.

SyntheticGerbil
05-30-2008, 01:02 PM
I only have some wood and gunpowder, how do I create fire without killing myself and having to load a saved game?

itchythesamurai
06-01-2008, 01:35 AM
You have to break open the telescope and use the lens with the sun on the gunpowder. Duh!

SyntheticGerbil
06-01-2008, 01:08 PM
That worked but I don't think it accomplished anything. I caused the dam to break open but it didn't fix the problem at hand, just put running water in the area.

itchythesamurai
06-04-2008, 01:48 AM
Did you check on the guy who accidentally hung himself trying to set up a swing?

SyntheticGerbil
06-04-2008, 04:02 AM
When I try to check the guy, Max complains he has to go to the bathroom, which if I don't ask the clerk soon enough, he pees down the corpse's neckhole.

Shmargin
06-06-2008, 12:05 AM
I think you have to use the bigfoot hair on the dead guy before max pees.

SyntheticGerbil
06-06-2008, 04:58 AM
Well I already used the hair to disguise my pubes as Conroy Bumpus!

itchythesamurai
06-06-2008, 11:51 AM
Well you're going to have to go into the console now and duplicate the wig. It's the only workaround until they make a patch for it.

SyntheticGerbil
06-06-2008, 02:19 PM
Which console? The Sega 32x?

itchythesamurai
06-12-2008, 06:40 AM
Forget that, man. Sega Saturn is the only real choice.

SyntheticGerbil
06-12-2008, 01:41 PM
I don't even remember what game I was playing or why I was trying to beat it.

itchythesamurai
06-14-2008, 09:59 AM
I think you were playing "Try to Keep the Sam & Max Forums Alive." No one ever really wins, but sometimes you manage to scrape by.

SyntheticGerbil
06-15-2008, 05:20 PM
Yeah, that game is hard. Leveling up takes forever.

itchythesamurai
06-16-2008, 08:19 PM
Yeah, seriously. I think it might be glitched, you should be moderator by now.

SyntheticGerbil
06-17-2008, 11:24 AM
Haha, I think I had that once but I lost my saved game for it. I must have corrupted the file by going through every active thread and editing people's posts to have completely different conversations than originally written amongst eachother.

Skinkie
08-03-2008, 08:16 PM
And yet somehow it made the game that much more entertaining

Ray Jones
08-04-2008, 06:22 AM
It was like the best cockring I ever had sex with.