View Full Version : The "HOLY SHYTE" of the week
Rogue Nine
08-29-2003, 02:09 AM
This speaks for itself. (http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyID=3353264)
Boba Rhett
08-29-2003, 02:15 AM
YIPES.... an aptly named thread.
Talk about having a bad day.
El Sitherino
08-29-2003, 02:18 AM
heh i remember when this was on the news here about 7 months ago.
ckcsaber
08-29-2003, 02:20 AM
"Sure, I survived the cancer, but is life now worth living?"
:D
Zygomaticus
08-29-2003, 02:29 AM
:eek:
*checks*
*phew*
He's 67 years old...I wouldn't imagine it being that much of a loss - especially if he gets his 5 million bucks now...but...ach...
Originally posted by krkode
:eek:
*checks*
*phew*
He's 67 years old...I wouldn't imagine it being that much of a loss - especially if he gets his 5 million bucks now...but...ach...
Heh, yeah.. Good point. I don't think he used it that much previously anyway.. :D
Boba Rhett
08-29-2003, 03:25 AM
Yeah well when you're all 67 don't come crying to me when I come around with scissors and free your captain winkies from their cotton prisons.
http://www.fibernet.co.uk/images/50x50/scissors.jpg
Snip. Snip.
Zygomaticus
08-29-2003, 03:37 AM
I might not be alive then :indif:
STTCT
08-29-2003, 05:03 AM
I'm sorry but if a man judges his worth by his penus at 67...please...hasn't he had a good 50 years of sex already? And who would want to have sex with a potentially cancered penus anyways?
Boba Rhett
08-29-2003, 05:10 AM
.... huh? You mean after fifty years you'd go, "meh, that's enough for me" and stop? And I'm pretty sure you can't spread penis cancer. :p Which he didn't even have.
STTCT
08-29-2003, 05:14 AM
I dunno....
Women are supposed to reach there sexual peek as they get older....so.....
I guess I'll just go find myself a hot 26 year old guy!
Ray Jones
08-29-2003, 08:46 AM
err.
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some "guys" voluntarily decide to "get rid" of long john silver ...
then the call the silicon doctor and ..
at violine .. a new manwoman is born ..
but i guess after 67 years as man .. there is not much left on a "bikinishape" ..
:D
Bob Gnarly
08-29-2003, 11:03 AM
WEhat The ****??
GUNNER
08-29-2003, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by STTCT
I dunno....
Women are supposed to reach there sexual peek as they get older....so.....
I guess I'll just go find myself a hot 26 year old guy!
A mans sexual prime is more like 19-24. 26 is all washed up. And women are at their peak in their 30s.
At 67 this guy was past due but I'm sure a bottle of viagra could of got him going.
Hell ,look at hugh hefner. That dude is in his 60s ,or more, and he's got a set of twins that he's "dating". Or any other half naked chick he wants.
STTCT
08-29-2003, 11:29 AM
I'm sure that's all for show.....don't always trust those porn mags they lie.... ;)
Zygomaticus
08-29-2003, 12:29 PM
Well, none of us have ever been 60, so we can only tell when it happens. Let's wait and see :p
lukeiamyourdad
08-29-2003, 01:56 PM
Ouch...
It takes a man to understand that pain.
besides, isn't viagra like...you know...
oh well we might not be 60 yet and I hope that none of our twinkies can't get up anymore.
Oh well let's have fun while we still have time.
swphreak
08-29-2003, 06:48 PM
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Originally posted by Boba Rhett
.... huh? You mean after fifty years you'd go, "meh, that's enough for me" and stop? And I'm pretty sure you can't spread penis cancer. :p Which he didn't even have.
Dude.. Most men have a hard time "getting it up".. after the mid-50's.. :P
Delphi's Clone
08-30-2003, 05:33 AM
*Grabs his penal area and runs away!*
Man i dont think you know what us guys shlong means to us... he is our favourite pet. We treat him well and he gives many presents to people. Without him i dont know what i'd do.... 5 mill would surley not be enough. Only guys can understand this... but still....
Oh and you wont here me say this often, but :
"I feel really really sorry for that guy, and wish him best, and hope he can cope with it cause... man i feel real bad bout that..."
Boba Rhett
08-31-2003, 02:25 AM
Originally posted by Eets
Dude.. Most men have a hard time "getting it up".. after the mid-50's.. :P
That's nice. Your sister been telling you that, has she?
El Sitherino
08-31-2003, 02:50 AM
I dunno. I'd like to still have sex when I'm 50+. when mister winkie doesn't work anymore I want the nearest person to shoot me in the head.
Sherack Nhar
08-31-2003, 01:06 PM
Yeah, I mean so far we haven't discovered the real purpose of the human race... so all we do is reproduce ourselves. When we can't do it anymore, what's the point? :D
Zygomaticus
08-31-2003, 02:37 PM
Originally posted by Sherack Nhar
Yeah, I mean so far we haven't discovered the real purpose of the human race... so all we do is reproduce ourselves. When we can't do it anymore, what's the point? :D
Well people can't do it anyway, after they're 40 or 50. Reproduce themselves, that is. Usually, that purpose becomes raising your mini-self to the best you can. If the real purpose of the human race was sex, then there would be no point.:p
lukeiamyourdad
08-31-2003, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by krkode
If the real purpose of the human race was sex, then there would be no point.:p
You mean it isn't already:eek:
NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
:p
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
That's nice. Your sister been telling you that, has she?
Yeah, she mentioned your name when she was talking about it, too.
Sherack Nhar
08-31-2003, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by krkode
Well people can't do it anyway, after they're 40 or 50. Reproduce themselves, that is. Usually, that purpose becomes raising your mini-self to the best you can. If the real purpose of the human race was sex, then there would be no point.:p Actually, now that I think about it, maybe humans weren't meant to live that old at all >_>
jediduo
08-31-2003, 10:22 PM
I think he should sue for the Doc's wang. Turnabout is fair play, after all. He deserves it.
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