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TheHobGoblin
09-05-2003, 10:37 AM
What does your pet do that makes you wish you never got him/her.

My Dalmation sometimes keep walking infront of me then stop or when My family is in the hallway (Not very wide hallway) And we're trying to squeeze through He has to run in the middle.

My Birds make too much noise at the wrong time.

Neko Lain
09-05-2003, 11:58 AM
My pet does not annoy me :p

Sam
09-05-2003, 12:09 PM
My bull terrier(kinda wide dog) tries to go in between your legs when your walking.

Sam Fisher
09-05-2003, 12:23 PM
My dogs a outside all the time.

Sivy
09-05-2003, 01:04 PM
my cat likes to sleep on my head alot, thats quite annoying. i've got alittle scar below my lip where she once fell off and caught me with her claw.
plus she always wants to sit my lap whenever i'm playing on my computer, which again is quite annoying.

Darth Groovy
09-05-2003, 10:56 PM
I don't have any pets, but my sister's dog likes to bite my big toe alot. She gets in these hyper moods where she wants to play and she does that for attention. I have many socks with holes in the toes.:rolleyes:

obi
09-05-2003, 11:58 PM
My hamster, Commander Bun Bun, Barks all night. Yes, he barks. Sometimes the neighbors call the law. =(

KBell
09-06-2003, 12:02 AM
my dog, when snow first falls on the ground, will get so excited that he'll roll over on his back and pee in the air like a fountain. Its really strange, but funneh ^_^

Jed
09-06-2003, 12:30 AM
My dog has this annoying paw thing where when you're trying to rub his belly, he moves his paw back and forth in a horizontal fashion. Get's really annoying :D

KBell
09-06-2003, 02:18 PM
yeah, my dog does that too.

Whenever he lies on his side next to a chair im sitting in, ill pet him on his stomach and he'll try to knock my hand away with his paw, like he's tryin to pick a fight with me or something :p

Taos
09-06-2003, 02:59 PM
My long-haired persian cat gets his hair all over the place. :/ The thing that makes it ok is, at least they are in little fur balls and that makes it easy to clean. :)

RoyTordesLegend
09-06-2003, 11:53 PM
My old dog, now resting in doggy heaven bless her, used to drag her bum along the floor.....it wasn't too annoying, until our plain carpet became a stripey one!!!:)

Hellfire Jedi
09-07-2003, 12:05 AM
My cat dislikes being pet. And when you pet her while she is lieing down she grabs you and nips you. :(

Darth Eggplant
09-07-2003, 12:34 PM
I got a cat 13 years ago and never owning a pet of dog or cat size I did not know how to treat them, as a result I spoilt her and now she owns me more like it, and I guess if she chooses to post she can tell you all how "I" annoy her.

when she first came to my house she was afraid and she hid under a couch and just wailed. I put my hand under the couch and she with little kitten claws and teeth, bit and scratched the hell out of my hand. then she licked it, I guess to say sorry, and I spent the entire night sleeping on the floor by the couch with my hand under it so she would feel okay.

next moment of infamy was when she was fixed. my cat "smudge" a calico cat, was fixed because she is a an indoor cat, anyhow when she came back from the vet she was woozy from the medicine wearing off, and not eating for like more than 12 hours and such and not having an animal; before; and not knowing how strong the stiches were, I followed my cat around the house, if she went to a window and looked up, afraid she migth jump and rip out her stiches, I followed her with a large pillow, and when she loooked at the ledge I placed the pillow in front of her, she wobbled on and I lifted her up on the pillow to the ledge. I did this all day off a ledge, onto a ledge, over a doorstop, towards litter box, etc.

when she was young she used to come into my room , climb up on my bed, and she would watch i guess my eyeball moving around beneath closed eyelids and she would smack my eye with (thankfyully a paw with claws kept in) well eventually she found this to be a funny game to play. jump up whack the human, jump down and when i woke she would look turn and run a bit, turn go purup or some sound and go zooming down the hallway hoping i would chase her. she aslo found she did not like closed doors so even to this day she complains if you shut a door on her.

and being a light sleeper if she called i laways went out to see if she was okay or if she wanted anything, so i get called lots of time for everything.

she learnt quickly that she could play the closed toilet lid like a bongo drum to wake me up

and even though she does not have thumbs I try not to do the old superierior dominant mamal thing on her, so since she is a member of my house, if she chooses to sit in a chair i was going to sit in i do not ever kick her off it. i just find somewhere else to sit. same goes for the couch, if i want to lie down and she is lying there i let her be. also the chair ruke comes into effect, once you leave the room and the chair area, if she chooses to take my place, I do not go, but I was sitting there. instead I have to wait until she moves, or trick her if I am feeling so inclined to get her to leave so i can get it back.

anyhow my cat will be either 13 or 14 this february, she is a Pisces, and she owns me. but I like her alot. she has diabetes now and i must give her insulin injections twice a day. so every morning i am up at 4:45am to feed her, she needs food before the insulyn and then i give her her needle.. she has a small bald patch at her hind quarters, or side of her rump i guess where I use to inject her. in the moening she never gives any muss or fuss ; but at night she nakes it seem like torture and she runs hides, flips over does everything she can to aviod getting her needle, cours e once i do get her she settles down and takes her medicine like a cat.

anyhow my cat smudge. i do not know if I would be a good father, or a good prospect for relationships. i would most likely jump to every whim and caprice a girlfriens\fiancee\wife would make, and most likely spoil a kid rotten.

but my cat is fuzzy and her litter box is easy to clean and she likes to be patted, in fact i am up now only because she lay outside my room meowing so that i would get up go to her, lie on the floor and pat her belly. now she is happy she has gone off somewhere to sleep.

so that is my annoyingly long post about my kitty.:D

Darth Talliusc
09-07-2003, 01:29 PM
my cat likes to poop alot. i mean ALOT. and she has been known to leave a dead mouse on a sleeping person now and then. but the most annoying thing she does is to "knead" my shoulder with her claws. i have scars all along there from her.

KBell
09-07-2003, 02:51 PM
oh yeah, and my dog thinks he can eat and digest grass......but obviously he cant.



I HATE finding those little suprises all over the house.



He's still a funneh dog though ^_^

Arreat
09-07-2003, 08:37 PM
My dog always humps visitors at the door also he keeps stealing anyones shoes who enters the house and walks around with it.

TheHobGoblin
09-08-2003, 12:24 AM
Originally posted by Arreat
My dog always humps visitors at the door also he keeps stealing anyones shoes who enters the house and walks around with it.
Remind me not to come over.... lol

TheHobGoblin
09-08-2003, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by Arreat
My dog always humps visitors at the door also he keeps stealing anyones shoes who enters the house and walks around with it.
Remind me not to come over.... lol

Hyperglide
09-08-2003, 01:09 AM
You know what pisses me off about my flipped feline? When he shizzles on the rug. ARGH that pisses me off big time. Especially when it's that wet runny kind. Ok I guess that's enough info for ya lol..

Still my cat is awesome so well behaved he's a great cat. He caught a mouse that was in the house today !!!! WOOT! Now I don't have to smash my fingers trying to set another damn trap.

Oh and disposing of the dead (and decapitated ewwww..) mouse was a wonderful and tasteful experience. *wretches, and shudders* :eek:

Tyrion
09-08-2003, 01:29 AM
My dog marks everything. Tiniest breed ever(Mini-dauchound) but he'll mark anything he hasnt marked already. Boxes,cases, anything plastic, you name it.

It gets annoying. And smelly. Damn the smelly. Damn it!!!!

Lil Killa
09-08-2003, 08:15 PM
I'll be petting my cat and when I walk away he follows me around and starts bitting my heals until i start petting him again.

MaulerZ
09-08-2003, 11:19 PM
my dog Lucky wont let me hug or kiss my g/f unless he gets some....the dog gets more kisses from my g/f then i do lol :p

Zoom Rabbit
09-10-2003, 08:00 AM
One of my kitties, Oreo, likes to steal my seat whenever I get up. :rolleyes:

[nice voice]O-re-o...get up, kitty.[/nice voice]

Meow? :(

[now voice]Oreo...get up! That's my seat.[/now voice]

Meow! :mad:

[had it voice]DAMMIT, CAT, QUIT TRYING TO STEAL MY SEAT!!![/had it voice] *Toss*

Meeyowl--! :eek:

(This takes place four or five times a day. :) Anyone need mittens?)

Ray Jones
09-10-2003, 08:22 AM
oreo huumm..?? nice name for a kitty .. :)

my dads cat name was GODZILLA .. :dozey: my dad.. tsk..

i dont have any pets..

i once had a budgerigar.. he was very shy.. but one day he sat down on my finger and looked at me.. i was so happy i finally got him to trust me (after two years).. but then he started to breathe strangly .. and he just fell to the ground ..
:eek:

*flatline*



..

for me no pets in a flat in the city anymore..