View Full Version : Battle Bots Tournament (round IV)

Darth Eggplant
09-09-2003, 01:13 PM
last weeks competition saw Bender of Futurama hauled off to Robot Hell. But it was a close race for the Jawa's junk heap between him and R2D2. anyhow round IV commences and there are 6 bots left, still battling it out for Battle Bot champion, so time to vote out that droid who is going to lose this round of the competition. (and as alway any color commentary is welcomed)

here's how I see round IV:

GIR jumps on top of the Dalek and says:
"there's a Leprecaun inside. Hi there baby!"
and all the other robots realize that Daleks
might not actually be full fledged robots,
they may have organic fleshy middles.
so just to be sure: they all gang up on the Dalek
and like so much mangled Spam inside a dented can
that lost it's little key thingy to open it,
the Dalek gets tossed from the ring
and into the nearest trash compactor.

09-09-2003, 01:21 PM

R2D2 charges GIR, who just stands there, getting hurt. He then mistakes R2D2 for a canister of rubber piggies. In his foolishness, he tears apart the wires looking for a piggy.