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Boba Rhett
09-10-2003, 04:14 AM
Firecracker explodes in mans anus. (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/09/03/1062548893255.html)

More of these people need to stick firecrackers up their ***es. Any gene pool purifying act is fine by me.

09-10-2003, 09:28 AM
wow... truely wonderful the mind of an idiot is.

09-10-2003, 12:15 PM
I'll second that, Phreak:o

09-10-2003, 02:01 PM
Just when I thought this could not get any weirder...

They also stick toy cars up their buttocks, snort wasabi and apply electrical muscle stimulators to their genitals.


09-11-2003, 12:18 AM
ROFL, I love the quote from the doctor:

"I have seen instances ... where people have tried to remove items from their rectum and rupture the sphincter muscles, but not anything like this."


09-11-2003, 01:42 AM
Did the moron not realize what could happen? "Oh dear, it appears that I have a firecracker up me butt. Someone got a match?"


Sherack Nhar
09-11-2003, 02:13 AM
The people of Jackass need to be put in prison or something. No, not because they inspire accidents like this one, but simply because they're being total *******s, and showing a degree of intelligence that is so low that it should quite simply be outlawed o_o And what's worse, they earn a living out of it! It's revolting, if you ask me.

Darth Homer
09-11-2003, 02:21 AM
Well, the good news is that now that he's "sexually disfunctional" it will be hard for him to pass his stupidity on...survival of the fittest

"Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. But I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein

09-11-2003, 06:38 AM
did anyone here see the jackass movie when they lubed up a toy car in a rubber and put it in some dudes ass then sent him to the doctor pretending like he got drunk and didnt know why his ass hurt...

the x-ray was the best part of the skit! ROFLMAO!!!

Rogue Nine
09-11-2003, 12:47 PM
Least he's eligible for a Darwin now. :p

09-11-2003, 02:52 PM
That's quite an explosive situation.

Goodness gracious. Great balls of fire...

I hope someone yelled "fire in the hole!"

Darth Homer
09-11-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Rogue Nine
Least he's eligible for a Darwin now. :p

Actually, no...to be eligible for the Darwin Awards, he has to die

Boba Rhett
09-11-2003, 10:24 PM
I'm pretty sure that some people have recieved Darwin Awards without dying.

Rogue Nine
09-11-2003, 10:54 PM
No, that's not actually true, Homer. The criteria for a Darwin Award recipient is that he must remove himself fromt the gene pool, which makes a lot of sense, since the awards are named after Charles Darwin, the father of evolution. Evolution is the survival of the fittest or, to put it more bluntly, to weed out the idiots and make sure they do not reproduce. Now, the simplest, most cost-effective way of doing so is by killing yourself, yes. That's how most people get Darwins. But, if you somehow manage to mutilate yourself enough to the point where you are incapable of begetting children, then you are eligible for a Darwin since you have effectively removed yourself from the gene pool.

I'm pretty sure sticking a firecracker up your ass will screw you up bad enough to make you unable to have kids, so therefore, he is eligible for a Darwin.

09-14-2003, 07:40 AM

AND HE'S TWENTY SIX!!!!!!!!!!!!:explode: