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Darth Eggplant
09-14-2003, 03:52 AM
with reality shows so popular these days,
here's a Lord Of The Rings version of the Bachelorette.
In this reality show, the lovely Arwen
must choose from ten possible bachelors
to find her true love.
and you the forum audience
get to cast the votes which will bring Arwen
to her true love. so each week
for the next 10 weeks
cast your vote for Arwen's Boy Toy.
each vote is a rose given to the bachelor
who is being asked to GTFO!
so grab a rose, watch the thorns
and true love will triumph.
(we hope)

ET Warrior
09-14-2003, 04:26 AM
Wormtongue.......he's a cwapface and must go.

Kain
09-14-2003, 04:39 AM
Grima is too busy stalking Aowyn to even show up to the show.

TiBo
09-14-2003, 12:32 PM
Wormtongue is too creepy for Arwen.

legameboy
09-14-2003, 12:40 PM
Wormtongue... gotta go. He's so dark and filthy. :p

Sam Fisher
09-14-2003, 12:47 PM
Grima.

He needs you go.

Clemme w/Stick
09-14-2003, 04:29 PM
I say Wild Bill Ferny.

-Clemme

Darth Talliusc
09-14-2003, 09:24 PM
huzzah im the first to vote aragorn!


*ducks under flying furniture and fruit thrown at him*

sorry but i think that aragorn looks more like he belongs in a trailer park then at the head of an army.

imo gimli deservers arwen...... oh wait i just realized what the kids would look like! scratch that. she can go to the west and be by herself!

Darth Eggplant
09-14-2003, 10:00 PM
I just realized i should have included Treebeard
cause Elves are natural born tree huggers
plus Arwen might have enjoyed getting
a big old woody

ckcsaber
09-14-2003, 10:13 PM
Legolas.

Can't stand a pretty boy...

The Cheat
09-14-2003, 11:34 PM
i would have to say wormtongue, he is just so creepy

Miko Reglia
09-14-2003, 11:48 PM
yeah wormtongue should be outta here

but i have a feeling by the end, were gonna end up with legolas, or smeagol:D

The 5th Beatle
09-15-2003, 09:21 AM
GO SMEAGOL AND LEGOLAS YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Javva the Hutt
09-15-2003, 09:31 AM
Put me down for wormtonque too. Creepy