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Clefo
09-18-2003, 11:13 PM
We all know the Wizard of Oz. A timeless classic of LSD induced fun. However, I have found a darker meaning to it all.

The Wizard of Oz is really a metaphor for modern day gang warfare, let's look at the facts:

The land of Oz is divided into North-South-East-West areas, with the Emerald City in the center, like any other city.

Now in the Oz books by L. Frank Baum each "Side" of town has munchkins, and these groups of munchkins has its own color. (I believe it was North-Purple, South-Red, East-Blue, and West-Yellow) These obviously represent The Crips, Bloods, Those Weird Mexican Gangs You Find In Tucson, and The Fruits.

These sides are very contentious (In L. Frank Baum's books) and you know what that means.

Don't even get me STARTED on the Lollipop Guild!

(If you take this seriously you are a sad sad person)

pbguy1211
09-19-2003, 01:12 AM
and it goes perfect with Darkside of the Moon! ;)

Eets
09-19-2003, 01:19 AM
Dude!

The gang scene would be an AWESOME setting for a new GB.com story!

Like:

East Side gang leader: Eets
North Side gang leader: Sherack
South Side gang leader: Jediduo
West Side gang leader: Clefo or Rhett or somebody?

ehehhe :D

Boba Rhett
09-19-2003, 01:20 AM
I LIKE it! Maybe I could be the evil witch with the elves? :D

Clefo
09-19-2003, 01:44 AM
Rhett could be like Central "Side", but that would be a great idea for a story, someone should start writing.

Zoom Rabbit
09-19-2003, 06:22 AM
Clefo, I took the LSD like you said, and gosh-sure-you-betcha them darned flying monkeys showed up! I knew this would happen. There is no dark side of the moon because all sides of that body face the sun at some point during its rotation. The Boba Witch is spreading fell dominion, there are gang member midgets everywhere, and I blame YOU, Clefo! I'm never listening to you again. GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT LOLLIPOP!

:) Nuts (http://www.museum.upenn.edu/44eyes/bigbird.gif)? Hmmm...might be the kool-aid.

Ray Jones
09-20-2003, 06:50 PM
isnt then the dark side of the moon always the not bright side, is it?

and if one takes lsd how does he know when the journey ends?

hmmm..

and who is the police in the land of oz???

:confused:

new code: a nice sword can cut a nice word .. a nice move makes nice sword proof

jediduo
09-20-2003, 10:43 PM
South Side gang leader: Jediduo

That would work. We'd be flashing gang signs and wearing Confederate flag bandannas. We'd all drive pick-up trucks with 20-inch lifts and ridiculously large tires. Ye-Bo!!!!

Niwid
09-21-2003, 10:45 PM
The Arky's shall rule! I've got my 12 gauge shotgun and a six-pack of beer, mess with me and you'll regret it!!