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09-24-2003, 11:33 PM
"The" StormTroper Lounge is for talk about anything of anything.

Alpha 951- So I was in the feild with my sniper rifle when I saw that Tuskan Raider.

ST-321- Then what happened?

Alpha 951- I ran home never looking back, that's what!!

ST-321- Okay...So how was your weekend?


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09-28-2003, 10:02 PM
Did you here about the Jedi base in Yavin Four? Wonder if we could hitch hike there!!??

09-28-2003, 11:01 PM
"You'll need a towel"

09-28-2003, 11:11 PM
Why??? Is it wet there??? I'm bord of being a stormtrouper!!

09-28-2003, 11:14 PM
It rains all day in the jungle there.

09-29-2003, 12:03 AM
I'll stay inside then!!!

09-29-2003, 05:39 AM
"Hey, I'll go! I'm bored and in need of some action anyways......."

09-29-2003, 12:58 PM
I wanna come!! I'm tired of all this grey, silver, black, and white.

09-29-2003, 03:59 PM
"Hah! I was on Hoth! That was a man's battle! Snow, snow and cold!"

09-29-2003, 04:00 PM
I'll bet that was fun. Did you trip over anything while you were there?

09-29-2003, 07:50 PM
Hoth aw yes, Hoth. Umm who or what is Hoth?

09-29-2003, 08:06 PM
*Slaps reclaimer's stormie on the head*
"The big snow planet, hell I was in that battle, tripped over a crushed snow speeder."

09-29-2003, 08:37 PM
Ohhhhh THAT Battle okay! Now who would leave a speeder out there for people to trip on?

09-29-2003, 08:48 PM
"I don't know, i just needed to get on another AT-AT"

09-29-2003, 08:51 PM
Only the Rebels would do something that inconsiderate. Besides, weren't they the ones using those things?

09-30-2003, 05:13 PM
"It was great! Shot at least one rebel! Normally, as a stormtrooper, I can't hit a barn door!

09-30-2003, 05:14 PM
I know what you mean! Darned helmets don't let you see and it's almost like the blasters are set NOT to hit something.

09-30-2003, 08:17 PM
"except other stormtroopers. I heard the guy who designed them was betrayed, so he changed the design to attract blaster bolts"

09-30-2003, 09:20 PM
You're kiddin' me! Why hasn't the Empire changed the uniform then? Are we just that expendable?

09-30-2003, 09:43 PM
"Yeah, i bet the emperor had a desk job before this, accountant or senator"

10-01-2003, 01:47 PM
*A ShadowTrooper walks in, and up to the bar to order a drink. He hated the fact that he had to lower his standards to get a drink...*

Black Knight of Keno
10-01-2003, 02:54 PM
*Walks in and notices that the place is full of stormtroopers*
Whoops... Wrong place... *Looks around for a minute or two and starts to back off. Notices that his lightsaber is showing*

10-01-2003, 08:10 PM
*Another stormtrooper sits down next to the shadowtrooper*
Stormtrooper: Shadow trooper, huh?

10-01-2003, 09:23 PM
*notices who the other stormtrooper is talking to*

Hey cool! Do you think you could get me a spot as a shadowtrooper? The costumes are a lot cooler and so is the weapon!

10-01-2003, 09:32 PM
"The risks higher, everyone come after you first, especially the jedi"

10-01-2003, 09:35 PM
Who gives a darn? I honestly don't. As a stormtrooper, we are almost sure to die at one point in time. The only way I have avoided it is by playing dead till the bad guys leave.

*realizes what he just said as everybody in the bar turns to look at him and tries to recover*

Hey! Makes for some really nice shooting when nobody knows where they're being shot from.

10-01-2003, 10:12 PM
"THAT WAS YOU? I had to save your butt when one of the rebels decided to shoot the dead bodies"

10-01-2003, 11:00 PM
*looks embarrased*

Umm... Thanks?

10-01-2003, 11:40 PM
*Comes stumbling in with a stormtrooper uniform on*
Oh my word, I can't see a thing in here! What madness drove me to put on this piece of **** just to be in here with you wierdos!

*Stumbles back out swearing*

10-02-2003, 12:46 PM
Guys lets get ouf the planet and go to yavin 4!!!

10-02-2003, 02:51 PM
Sounds fun! I'm in!

10-02-2003, 08:24 PM
"I'm in"

10-02-2003, 10:09 PM
Wait a minute... Yavin 4? Isn't that where the Rebels are?

10-03-2003, 04:37 PM
"No! Not there again! It's all coming back"

*Has a vietnam shell shock style flashback*

10-03-2003, 09:31 PM
*Pours water all over Deac's stormtrooper.*
"SNap out of it.

10-03-2003, 09:44 PM
*falls over laughing*

He couldn't have felt that!! He's got his helmet on!!!

10-03-2003, 09:55 PM
"Yeah," joked Topshot,"How could he have felt that? He's wearing plastoid, the material used to make the Stormtrooper uniforms!"

10-03-2003, 09:56 PM
*Looks up from washing the stormtroopers helmet*
"What? Just trying to clean it, since he won't"

10-03-2003, 10:41 PM

*still trying to hold his laughter in*

10-05-2003, 12:27 AM
Alrighty Troops lets move!!

*They do almost everything a StormTrooper would do and they then come back and blah blah blah....*

That was fun. :cool:

10-05-2003, 02:55 AM
this thread is dumb :mad:

I'm the only one here that's acctually a storm trooper!

10-06-2003, 04:53 PM
(Chill out! We're just having a little fun.)

Where to next? Endor? I heard they have some wierd teddy bear things there.

10-06-2003, 08:11 PM
I'm Chill :)

As the only storm trooper here can I invoke the right to close this thread?

10-08-2003, 06:44 PM
What's wrong with this thread?
I think it's fun..:D

10-09-2003, 01:16 AM
((Mandy, stop spamming ;)


10-10-2003, 08:43 PM
Well I don't want to rain on anybodys birthday party but...This whole thread is one big giant pointless spam thread.

So until I post three more times the "storm Trooper" demands the proper respect.

Bow before my white shiny plastoid boots!

tell me how is it this thread has so many replies?

10-10-2003, 08:50 PM
Occasionally, people like to have something brainless to do.:D

10-10-2003, 09:24 PM
AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is dirt on my boot.....................

10-11-2003, 03:06 PM
Oh yeah? Well I've got grass stains on mine! Beat that!!!

10-11-2003, 09:01 PM
"Bantha crap on mine"

10-11-2003, 09:12 PM
"I've got worse than all 3 of you : poo doo crap on my new protective plastoid chest plate!"

10-11-2003, 09:22 PM
i have rebel blood on my face, beat that

10-11-2003, 10:49 PM

Who cares about the crap on your boots! I'm the storm trooper, you guys are my servants! Clean My Boots!!!

Edit: I have just leveled up and gained the skill of cleaning my own boots. I will now be leaving you silly fools to your time wasting...pft!

No that wasn't me teleporting you nerd! I just farted that's all....jeeze.

10-12-2003, 03:21 AM
QUIT FLAMMING US it's mean *cries and runs off*

10-12-2003, 10:58 PM
Wait a minute! You're not a stormtrooper! You're one of the Mandalorians!!! What are you talking about???

10-12-2003, 11:00 PM

This is a warning for flaming and insulting the US.

I will signal a mod if it happens again.

rick ulo 11103
11-08-2003, 02:24 PM
*man comes stumbling in*

who freaking tinted my visor!!!!!