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Reclaimer
09-24-2003, 11:33 PM
"The" StormTroper Lounge is for talk about anything of anything.


Alpha 951- So I was in the feild with my sniper rifle when I saw that Tuskan Raider.

ST-321- Then what happened?

Alpha 951- I ran home never looking back, that's what!!

ST-321- Okay...So how was your weekend?

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lotr-sam0711
09-28-2003, 10:02 PM
Did you here about the Jedi base in Yavin Four? Wonder if we could hitch hike there!!??

jokemaster
09-28-2003, 11:01 PM
"You'll need a towel"

lotr-sam0711
09-28-2003, 11:11 PM
Why??? Is it wet there??? I'm bord of being a stormtrouper!!

jokemaster
09-28-2003, 11:14 PM
It rains all day in the jungle there.

lotr-sam0711
09-29-2003, 12:03 AM
I'll stay inside then!!!

topshot
09-29-2003, 05:39 AM
"Hey, I'll go! I'm bored and in need of some action anyways......."

Writer
09-29-2003, 12:58 PM
I wanna come!! I'm tired of all this grey, silver, black, and white.

Deac
09-29-2003, 03:59 PM
"Hah! I was on Hoth! That was a man's battle! Snow, snow and cold!"

Writer
09-29-2003, 04:00 PM
I'll bet that was fun. Did you trip over anything while you were there?

Reclaimer
09-29-2003, 07:50 PM
Hoth aw yes, Hoth. Umm who or what is Hoth?

jokemaster
09-29-2003, 08:06 PM
*Slaps reclaimer's stormie on the head*
"The big snow planet, hell I was in that battle, tripped over a crushed snow speeder."

Reclaimer
09-29-2003, 08:37 PM
Ohhhhh THAT Battle okay! Now who would leave a speeder out there for people to trip on?

jokemaster
09-29-2003, 08:48 PM
"I don't know, i just needed to get on another AT-AT"

Writer
09-29-2003, 08:51 PM
Only the Rebels would do something that inconsiderate. Besides, weren't they the ones using those things?

Deac
09-30-2003, 05:13 PM
"It was great! Shot at least one rebel! Normally, as a stormtrooper, I can't hit a barn door!

Writer
09-30-2003, 05:14 PM
I know what you mean! Darned helmets don't let you see and it's almost like the blasters are set NOT to hit something.

jokemaster
09-30-2003, 08:17 PM
"except other stormtroopers. I heard the guy who designed them was betrayed, so he changed the design to attract blaster bolts"

Writer
09-30-2003, 09:20 PM
You're kiddin' me! Why hasn't the Empire changed the uniform then? Are we just that expendable?

jokemaster
09-30-2003, 09:43 PM
"Yeah, i bet the emperor had a desk job before this, accountant or senator"

Kuuki
10-01-2003, 01:47 PM
*A ShadowTrooper walks in, and up to the bar to order a drink. He hated the fact that he had to lower his standards to get a drink...*

Black Knight of Keno
10-01-2003, 02:54 PM
*Walks in and notices that the place is full of stormtroopers*
Whoops... Wrong place... *Looks around for a minute or two and starts to back off. Notices that his lightsaber is showing*

jokemaster
10-01-2003, 08:10 PM
*Another stormtrooper sits down next to the shadowtrooper*
Stormtrooper: Shadow trooper, huh?

Writer
10-01-2003, 09:23 PM
*notices who the other stormtrooper is talking to*

Hey cool! Do you think you could get me a spot as a shadowtrooper? The costumes are a lot cooler and so is the weapon!

jokemaster
10-01-2003, 09:32 PM
"The risks higher, everyone come after you first, especially the jedi"

Writer
10-01-2003, 09:35 PM
Who gives a darn? I honestly don't. As a stormtrooper, we are almost sure to die at one point in time. The only way I have avoided it is by playing dead till the bad guys leave.

*realizes what he just said as everybody in the bar turns to look at him and tries to recover*

Hey! Makes for some really nice shooting when nobody knows where they're being shot from.

jokemaster
10-01-2003, 10:12 PM
"THAT WAS YOU? I had to save your butt when one of the rebels decided to shoot the dead bodies"

Writer
10-01-2003, 11:00 PM
*looks embarrased*

Umm... Thanks?

Joetheeskimo
10-01-2003, 11:40 PM
*Comes stumbling in with a stormtrooper uniform on*
Oh my word, I can't see a thing in here! What madness drove me to put on this piece of **** just to be in here with you wierdos!

*Stumbles back out swearing*

lotr-sam0711
10-02-2003, 12:46 PM
Guys lets get ouf the planet and go to yavin 4!!!

Writer
10-02-2003, 02:51 PM
Sounds fun! I'm in!

jokemaster
10-02-2003, 08:24 PM
"I'm in"

Writer
10-02-2003, 10:09 PM
Wait a minute... Yavin 4? Isn't that where the Rebels are?

Deac
10-03-2003, 04:37 PM
"No! Not there again! It's all coming back"

*Has a vietnam shell shock style flashback*

jokemaster
10-03-2003, 09:31 PM
*Pours water all over Deac's stormtrooper.*
"SNap out of it.

Writer
10-03-2003, 09:44 PM
*falls over laughing*

He couldn't have felt that!! He's got his helmet on!!!

topshot
10-03-2003, 09:55 PM
"Yeah," joked Topshot,"How could he have felt that? He's wearing plastoid, the material used to make the Stormtrooper uniforms!"

jokemaster
10-03-2003, 09:56 PM
*Looks up from washing the stormtroopers helmet*
"What? Just trying to clean it, since he won't"

Writer
10-03-2003, 10:41 PM
Whatever.

*still trying to hold his laughter in*

Reclaimer
10-05-2003, 12:27 AM
Alrighty Troops lets move!!


*They do almost everything a StormTrooper would do and they then come back and blah blah blah....*


That was fun. :cool:

Mandalorian54
10-05-2003, 02:55 AM
this thread is dumb :mad:

I'm the only one here that's acctually a storm trooper!

Writer
10-06-2003, 04:53 PM
(Chill out! We're just having a little fun.)


Where to next? Endor? I heard they have some wierd teddy bear things there.

Mandalorian54
10-06-2003, 08:11 PM
I'm Chill :)

As the only storm trooper here can I invoke the right to close this thread?

weiderudare
10-08-2003, 06:44 PM
What's wrong with this thread?
I think it's fun..:D

Redwing
10-09-2003, 01:16 AM
((Mandy, stop spamming ;)

Hehe))

Mandalorian54
10-10-2003, 08:43 PM
Well I don't want to rain on anybodys birthday party but...This whole thread is one big giant pointless spam thread.

So until I post three more times the "storm Trooper" demands the proper respect.

Bow before my white shiny plastoid boots!




























tell me how is it this thread has so many replies?

Writer
10-10-2003, 08:50 PM
Occasionally, people like to have something brainless to do.:D

Mandalorian54
10-10-2003, 09:24 PM
AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is dirt on my boot.....................

Writer
10-11-2003, 03:06 PM
Oh yeah? Well I've got grass stains on mine! Beat that!!!

jokemaster
10-11-2003, 09:01 PM
"Bantha crap on mine"

topshot
10-11-2003, 09:12 PM
"I've got worse than all 3 of you : poo doo crap on my new protective plastoid chest plate!"

Seph
10-11-2003, 09:22 PM
i have rebel blood on my face, beat that

Mandalorian54
10-11-2003, 10:49 PM
:fist:


Who cares about the crap on your boots! I'm the storm trooper, you guys are my servants! Clean My Boots!!!


Edit: I have just leveled up and gained the skill of cleaning my own boots. I will now be leaving you silly fools to your time wasting...pft!
























No that wasn't me teleporting you nerd! I just farted that's all....jeeze.

Seph
10-12-2003, 03:21 AM
QUIT FLAMMING US it's mean *cries and runs off*

Writer
10-12-2003, 10:58 PM
Wait a minute! You're not a stormtrooper! You're one of the Mandalorians!!! What are you talking about???

Reclaimer
10-12-2003, 11:00 PM
Mandalorian54,


This is a warning for flaming and insulting the US.

I will signal a mod if it happens again.

rick ulo 11103
11-08-2003, 02:24 PM
*man comes stumbling in*

who freaking tinted my visor!!!!!