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Boba Rhett
10-01-2003, 04:59 AM
Space Aliens are here for our TOOTHPASTE! (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=59376)

I didn't think these could get any dumber but they prooved me wrong. I doff my hat to them.

Darth Homer
10-01-2003, 08:13 AM
*runs to bathroom*


Oh, *whew* It's still on the sink where I left it.

*looks around suspiciously*

I better keep this with me so the aliens don't take it...

*walks off muttering about the alien's stinky breath*

Darth Groovy
10-01-2003, 08:42 AM
Fine quality journalism.:cool:

Billy Shears
10-01-2003, 09:44 AM
I'll bet the bastards are here for Bat Boy too.

10-01-2003, 09:46 AM
what strange people... and the guy is a doctor!?

10-01-2003, 10:08 AM
They can take my toothpaste... when they pull it from my cold, dead hands! :mad:

Actually,.. I never use my floss. Let them take that. ;)

10-01-2003, 10:51 AM
Wow, that guy has way too much time on his hands...at least it's, well, halarious to hear that there are people who think Al Quiada's breeding Mosquitos...hehe....

10-01-2003, 12:34 PM
oh no, we have extra toothpaste sitting in my bathroom. It could be a possible first strike location. hmm...time to get out the guns, I don't now where I put the noisy cricket...oops, said to much...

*sudden flash of memory eraser across the forum*

what idiotic journalism

10-01-2003, 02:16 PM
This is absolutely hilarious!:D

It's incredible that people can actually buy that crap... and the worst thing is that someone can think about it. LOL!

10-01-2003, 02:48 PM
hahaha that's awesome!!! *sets a lock combination on his medicine cabinet, which holds the precious toothpaste*

10-01-2003, 03:39 PM
we better start hiring body guards for our dentist, too!

:beam2: <----this could be your dentist!

Sherack Nhar
10-01-2003, 07:00 PM
People carry tubes of toothpaste in their pocketbooks and suitcases? :D

10-01-2003, 08:23 PM
I wonder hoe he came up with that Idea, weird...

Darth Homer
10-02-2003, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by Chase Windu
I also can't believe that there are morons that actually believe these stories.

THEY'RE FAKE?!?!?!?!

:eek: :eek: :eek:

B-b-but they have pictures!! Bat-boy HAS to be real...next you'll tell me that Superman, the Easter bunny, and Santa Claus are not real either... :(

10-02-2003, 09:57 AM
Dpn't worry Darth Homer Superman is real

*pats back*

10-02-2003, 10:55 AM
Lieing isn't good, Phreak.

10-02-2003, 01:13 PM
the man has a point...

i mean look at the queen from aliens

and people say we british have bad teeth :laugh6:

10-02-2003, 05:31 PM
Oh, well that makes perfect sense now. Glad it was all cleared up for me.

10-03-2003, 09:57 AM
Originally posted by Chase Windu
The toothfairy is real but shes a vampire. That's why she only comes at night while your sleeping.

Of course! You are a genius! i must tell my friends :p