View Full Version : Spittin' Contest

10-03-2003, 03:40 PM
Here be me Spittin' Contest!

Admitingly, it is inspired by a similar contest in the second MI, but not entirely the same.

Y' see... this is not a contest of how well you spit, its what you spit on. Ooh... this is going to be fun...

*spits on log*

10-10-2003, 09:13 AM
*spits on my dog's butt*

Anomonous Guy
10-11-2003, 03:31 PM
'spits on a bald guy from the top of the eiffel tower'

Monkey Rhetoric
10-12-2003, 08:50 PM
*Spits at Wally*

10-13-2003, 10:18 PM
*spits on (your name)'s favourite stuffed animal*

10-13-2003, 10:24 PM
Spits on that bleedin' Jack Russell that keeps biting me ankles when I walk round the shops.....

P.S. Andy....I have to admit I didn't have you down as the type of girl who would spit ;)

(Sorry for lowering the tone....AGAIN)!!:p

10-13-2003, 10:36 PM
I spit vociferously. *spits on Roy*

Now I have to tell a story. (MUAHAHA!) I was walking downtown with my mom and we went past a furniture store that had its door propped open. All the lights were on and they had some cool stuff in the window, so we went in. All we had poked at was a nice couch when the lady in the back stopped yakking on her cell phone and yelled at us to get out, because the store was closed!

We thought it very rude, so when we walked past it again a while later, my own mother bet me five bucks I wouldn't spit on the shining store window.

So I did, and very well and accurately, too. I had been practicing, of course. (Also I'll do almost anything for money.)

Later someone asked us about the store, and we derided its dirty loogy-covered windows with great spirit.

Ok, that was far longer than any post in the Games section need be, so you people had better enjoy it. :mad: No, I meant ;).

Orca Wail
10-14-2003, 12:45 AM
*spits on everyone who's spitted (spat?)*
*spits on Death!*

10-14-2003, 02:08 AM
You disrespectful young cuss. *spits on Orca Wail*

10-15-2003, 12:29 AM
Thataway, Capn.

Spits and intercepts your spit with my spit, launching it all back into your face.

Orca Wail
10-15-2003, 11:14 PM
*pulls out loogie machine gun*
Don't make me use this!
Loaded with the same stuff the bartender uses to clean glasses!

10-16-2003, 12:07 AM
*spits on his enemies... runs out of spit*

10-18-2003, 11:36 AM
*spits in (your name here)'s ear*
didn't see that one coming did u?

11-04-2003, 03:36 AM
*spitts on the vodoo lady*

11-09-2003, 04:39 PM
*spits in a spitoon*
I have some manners.

11-09-2003, 10:27 PM
*spits on everyone

*spits in teacher's coffee pot

11-24-2003, 06:38 PM
*spits the best, thus winning the contest*

12-11-2004, 09:05 AM
*spits through DeadEyeDave's eye,piercing his walnut-sized brain*

12-11-2004, 10:31 AM
*spits at earth*

The Bard
12-16-2004, 01:32 PM
Spits at girl friends mouth because she loves my taste.

12-17-2004, 02:16 PM
*spits on cop and gets arrested for assault*

12-25-2004, 06:46 AM
*Spits on Darth Vader and gets executed for farting*

12-25-2004, 05:32 PM
*spits on Peice Of Metal and gets beat up for being meself*

The Bard
09-03-2005, 01:18 PM
spits on himself

09-03-2005, 02:12 PM
spits on the bard (for waking this crusty thread ;))

The Bard
09-03-2005, 03:43 PM

spits on skyes spit.

09-03-2005, 04:06 PM
Bard, what is with you and ressurecting old threads?

09-03-2005, 05:36 PM
I assume you're implying that spittle is flying from your mouth while you speak? I mean, just for sake of staying on topic.

09-03-2005, 05:38 PM
Not really, no.

09-04-2005, 05:31 AM
*spits on this thread*

Dude, i don't remember posting here...Dude, my posts in the old threads were funny...Ahh, my insult game insult was so long...

The Bard
09-05-2005, 08:43 AM
I like ressurecting old threads, why?

spits to the sky....oh ****, my eye.

09-05-2005, 10:22 AM
Spits on The Bard.

We should stop posting here.

09-05-2005, 04:15 PM
I can help. This thread isn't really going anywhere, plus it's old.