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DIUM
10-03-2003, 03:40 PM
Here be me Spittin' Contest!

Admitingly, it is inspired by a similar contest in the second MI, but not entirely the same.

Y' see... this is not a contest of how well you spit, its what you spit on. Ooh... this is going to be fun...

*spits on log*

Nice1
10-10-2003, 09:13 AM
*spits on my dog's butt*

Anomonous Guy
10-11-2003, 03:31 PM
'spits on a bald guy from the top of the eiffel tower'

Monkey Rhetoric
10-12-2003, 08:50 PM
*Spits at Wally*

Alia
10-13-2003, 10:18 PM
*spits on (your name)'s favourite stuffed animal*

RoyTordesLegend
10-13-2003, 10:24 PM
Spits on that bleedin' Jack Russell that keeps biting me ankles when I walk round the shops.....

P.S. Andy....I have to admit I didn't have you down as the type of girl who would spit ;)

(Sorry for lowering the tone....AGAIN)!!:p

Alia
10-13-2003, 10:36 PM
I spit vociferously. *spits on Roy*

Now I have to tell a story. (MUAHAHA!) I was walking downtown with my mom and we went past a furniture store that had its door propped open. All the lights were on and they had some cool stuff in the window, so we went in. All we had poked at was a nice couch when the lady in the back stopped yakking on her cell phone and yelled at us to get out, because the store was closed!

We thought it very rude, so when we walked past it again a while later, my own mother bet me five bucks I wouldn't spit on the shining store window.

So I did, and very well and accurately, too. I had been practicing, of course. (Also I'll do almost anything for money.)

Later someone asked us about the store, and we derided its dirty loogy-covered windows with great spirit.

Ok, that was far longer than any post in the Games section need be, so you people had better enjoy it. :mad: No, I meant ;).

Orca Wail
10-14-2003, 12:45 AM
*spits on everyone who's spitted (spat?)*
*spits on Death!*

Alia
10-14-2003, 02:08 AM
You disrespectful young cuss. *spits on Orca Wail*

Ernil
10-15-2003, 12:29 AM
Thataway, Capn.

Spits and intercepts your spit with my spit, launching it all back into your face.

Orca Wail
10-15-2003, 11:14 PM
*pulls out loogie machine gun*
Don't make me use this!
Loaded with the same stuff the bartender uses to clean glasses!

ptdc
10-16-2003, 12:07 AM
*spits on his enemies... runs out of spit*

Captain_Izzi
10-18-2003, 11:36 AM
*spits in (your name here)'s ear*
didn't see that one coming did u?

Death_Jedi
11-04-2003, 03:36 AM
*spitts on the vodoo lady*

Jedi-Monkey
11-09-2003, 04:39 PM
*spits in a spitoon*
I have some manners.

Shivermetimbers
11-09-2003, 10:27 PM
*spits on everyone

*spits in teacher's coffee pot

DeadEyeDave
11-24-2003, 06:38 PM
*spits the best, thus winning the contest*

DarthTDe
12-11-2004, 09:05 AM
*spits through DeadEyeDave's eye,piercing his walnut-sized brain*

PoM
12-11-2004, 10:31 AM
*spits at earth*

The Bard
12-16-2004, 01:32 PM
Spits at girl friends mouth because she loves my taste.

DarthTDe
12-17-2004, 02:16 PM
*spits on cop and gets arrested for assault*

PoM
12-25-2004, 06:46 AM
*Spits on Darth Vader and gets executed for farting*

DarthTDe
12-25-2004, 05:32 PM
*spits on Peice Of Metal and gets beat up for being meself*

The Bard
09-03-2005, 01:18 PM
spits on himself

90SK
09-03-2005, 02:12 PM
spits on the bard (for waking this crusty thread ;))

The Bard
09-03-2005, 03:43 PM
mmm...tasty

spits on skyes spit.

Joshi
09-03-2005, 04:06 PM
Bard, what is with you and ressurecting old threads?

90SK
09-03-2005, 05:36 PM
I assume you're implying that spittle is flying from your mouth while you speak? I mean, just for sake of staying on topic.

Joshi
09-03-2005, 05:38 PM
Not really, no.

PoM
09-04-2005, 05:31 AM
*spits on this thread*

Dude, i don't remember posting here...Dude, my posts in the old threads were funny...Ahh, my insult game insult was so long...

The Bard
09-05-2005, 08:43 AM
I like ressurecting old threads, why?

spits to the sky....oh ****, my eye.

PoM
09-05-2005, 10:22 AM
Spits on The Bard.

We should stop posting here.

Joshi
09-05-2005, 04:15 PM
I can help. This thread isn't really going anywhere, plus it's old.