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Praetorian
10-08-2003, 01:57 PM
In case your not up on things, the next Govenor of California is going to be Goveror Arnold Schwarzenegger. He won the recall vote w/ an estimated 54%. (i'm not sure if the final number is in yet)

The best part was that current Gov. Grey Davis told Californians to get behind their new Govenor and leave the recall behind.

Crazy_dog no.3
10-08-2003, 03:15 PM
Arnold's fans are wearing shirts saying :"Hasta la vista Davis" and his bus is called "The Running Man". He won in a "Recall" election (puns intended)
Maybe his campaign should have been called "The Governator 2: Election Day"

:D

Havoc Stryphe
10-08-2003, 03:41 PM
Yep, it's official. Arnold is the official terminator of governor Gray Davis by winning the total recall election. This last action hero for school funding has turned from kindergarten Cop to Governor. From the beginning of his campaign, Arnold has surged forward, and like a commando, has attacked Gray Davis's politics. Of course, there for a while, Arnold was dogged with allegations of sexual misconduct, turning the tables and making the predator the very one hunted. Arnold made a statement calling these allegations only 'half-truths, saying his behavoir was only 'rowdy movie set behavior', in essence claiming these allegations were true lies set up by Gray Davis. Arnold's campaign seemed to lose momentum under the intense Red Heat from women's groups, but by the sixth day Arnold still had the lead in the polls, turning the allegations into just collateral damage to be dealt with later. So after 150 gubernatorial candidates ran for office, this running man had all the right stuff to ensure his election through the end of days and his voters jingled all the way to the voting booths. Now californians can only hope that Arnold's tenure as governor doesn't end up like Gray Davis junior or they could be looking at the recall-election twins, and they'll all be wishing they could find a big enough eraser to wipe this page from their history books or forever be stuck with conan the politician.


And yes, I just wrote all that. You can either praise me or pity me... :p

Praetorian
10-08-2003, 05:09 PM
It really goes w/o saying. You've got some real writing skills.

Snafu7
10-08-2003, 08:18 PM
well the only thing I think he'll have problems with is pronouncing California.

"I want to become Govoner of Californana."

DarthMuffin
10-08-2003, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by swgbking
well the only thing I think he'll have problems with is pronouncing California.

"I want to become Govoner of Californana."

You forgot that it's "governator" not "governor"

:D

Snafu7
10-08-2003, 09:12 PM
oops, my bad.


;)

Artoo
10-08-2003, 10:01 PM
Can I praise and pity you at the same time? Is this deemed acceptable? How about laughing and lauding? You speak the sooth after all. ;)

Darth Homer
10-08-2003, 10:13 PM
I was gonna try to make a punny post, but after Havoc's....I just can't beat it...helmet off to you, Havoc :fett:

darthfergie
10-09-2003, 01:48 AM
/applaud Havoc

I was thinking about doing something similar to that..but it wouldn't have flowed like yours. Good stuffs.

Jared
10-09-2003, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by Crazy_dog no.3
Arnold's fans are wearing shirts saying :"Hasta la vista Davis" and his bus is called "The Running Man". He won in a "Recall" election (puns intended)
Maybe his campaign should have been called "The Governator 2: Election Day"

:D

damnit...I mean I like his movies...him being govoner is boring. Plus, Terminator 4 and Conan The Barbarian 2 were in production, and now we have to wait like...3 years before he starts shooting those. Also I movie where he was going to play a hitman...damnit...RECALL HIM!!!!

Sherack Nhar
10-09-2003, 08:24 PM
The thing is, TK-421, is that Arnie doesn't owe anyone 'entertainment'. He can do what he wants with his life... politics were never meant to be entertaining.

I won't judge him until I see what he and his team are capable of.

By the way... Don't make fun of his accent. It's not nice, at least he tries >_>

Young David
10-09-2003, 08:41 PM
His accent makes him cool ... :cool:

I bet I have a cool accent too :D

jediduo
10-09-2003, 11:37 PM
Sherack is right, TK. He doesn't owe us anything. I'd like to see you do as much as he has. :rolleyes:

nice post, Havoc. You had me rolling. :D

Link Antilles
10-10-2003, 01:56 AM
All I can say about this is: Life's funny.

STTCT
10-10-2003, 04:53 AM
Hey - Clint Eastwood was a Mayor of some town. It can happen. Besides. Its about time to have someone different that the usual standard in office. We may be CA but we kick ass!

Jared
10-10-2003, 05:00 AM
Originally posted by jediduo
Sherack is right, TK. He doesn't owe us anything. I'd like to see you do as much as he has. :rolleyes:



alright....lol...you have a point. If he fixes california, I will be happy. I do look forward to seeing T4 however...tho 3 years from now I will be in my second year of college.^_^ All is cool, as long as he does what he promised he would do to fix california.

Sherack Nhar
10-10-2003, 11:08 AM
I highly doubt anyone can "fix" California. And I'm surprised that people on this board actually believe it is possible o_o

another_trooper
10-10-2003, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Sherack Nhar
I highly doubt anyone can "fix" California. And I'm surprised that people on this board actually believe it is possible o_o

Then again, others dont. . .
;)

Good one havoc ! btw

jediduo
10-12-2003, 06:35 PM
Hey now. Certain parts of CA are bad, but don't lump the whole state in. I lived there for a little while, and I'd move back.

Sherack Nhar
10-13-2003, 12:56 AM
Originally posted by jediduo
Hey now. Certain parts of CA are bad, but don't lump the whole state in. I lived there for a little while, and I'd move back. That wasn't my point. I wasn't bashing the country; I was simply pointing out that nobody can possibly "fix" ANY states during one mandate. Politicians solve problems and create others... that's how it works!

jediduo
10-13-2003, 01:00 AM
Oh. Oops, my bad. :o






California as a country....... ?






:p

lukeiamyourdad
10-13-2003, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by Sherack Nhar
That wasn't my point. I wasn't bashing the country; I was simply pointing out that nobody can possibly "fix" ANY states during one mandate. Politicians solve problems and create others... that's how it works!

We seriously know that here!