Helix
06-20-2001, 05:33 PM
If you know that song "American Pie"
(I don't really know if that's the name of it), my friend burned a spoofed version of it from the internet and onto a CD. I thought it is pretty funny. This is how it goes:
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack.
And i, obi-one and qui-gon jinn, thought we could talk the federation in, for mabey, cutting ammo, for sec. But there response it didn't frill us, they loked the doors and tried to kill us, we escaped from that gas, and met jar jar and boss nass. We took a bongo from the seen, and went to theed to see the queen. And we all ended up on Tatoine, that's were, we found, this boy.
Chorus
Oh my, my this here anakin guy, mabey vader someday later, but now he's just a small fry, he left his home and kissed his mommy good-bye, saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi, soon I'm going to be a jedi.
Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, but he can use the force they say. I see him hitting on the queen, though he's just 9 and she's 14, yah, he's gonna merrie here, someday. Well i know he built C-3po and heard how fast his pod could go, and we were broke, it's true, so we made a wager too! it was a real race and he was a flying ace, and minute jabba started off that race, well I knew who would win 1st place, oh yeh, it was our boy.
They started singin'
(repeat chorus)
And when we finally got to corusent, the jedi councel we knew at once, to see how the boy could be. So we took him there and we told the tell of how his medeclorions were of the scale, and he might fulfill that proficy. Well the council was imprest of course, could he bring balace to the force, they intervewed the kid, HO, but training they forbid! Because they sence in him much fear, and qui-gon said now listen here, just stick it in your pointy ear, I still, will train the boy.
(repeat chorus)
We caught a ride back to Naboo, because queen amadala wanted to, unfrankly she would of liked to stay. We all fought in that epic war, and it wasn't long before, little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day. and in the end some gungans died, some ships blew up and pilots fried, lot of folks were croken, the battle droids were broken. and the jedi i admire most, met up with darth mual and now he's toast, but i'm still here and he's a ghost. I geuss, i'll train, this boy. And we was singin'
(Repeat chorus twice)
Pretty Good!!
[This message has been edited by Helix (edited June 20, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Helix (edited June 20, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Helix (edited June 20, 2001).]
(I don't really know if that's the name of it), my friend burned a spoofed version of it from the internet and onto a CD. I thought it is pretty funny. This is how it goes:
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away, Naboo was under an attack.
And i, obi-one and qui-gon jinn, thought we could talk the federation in, for mabey, cutting ammo, for sec. But there response it didn't frill us, they loked the doors and tried to kill us, we escaped from that gas, and met jar jar and boss nass. We took a bongo from the seen, and went to theed to see the queen. And we all ended up on Tatoine, that's were, we found, this boy.
Chorus
Oh my, my this here anakin guy, mabey vader someday later, but now he's just a small fry, he left his home and kissed his mommy good-bye, saying soon I'm gonna be a jedi, soon I'm going to be a jedi.
Did you know this junkyard slave isn't even old enough to shave, but he can use the force they say. I see him hitting on the queen, though he's just 9 and she's 14, yah, he's gonna merrie here, someday. Well i know he built C-3po and heard how fast his pod could go, and we were broke, it's true, so we made a wager too! it was a real race and he was a flying ace, and minute jabba started off that race, well I knew who would win 1st place, oh yeh, it was our boy.
They started singin'
(repeat chorus)
And when we finally got to corusent, the jedi councel we knew at once, to see how the boy could be. So we took him there and we told the tell of how his medeclorions were of the scale, and he might fulfill that proficy. Well the council was imprest of course, could he bring balace to the force, they intervewed the kid, HO, but training they forbid! Because they sence in him much fear, and qui-gon said now listen here, just stick it in your pointy ear, I still, will train the boy.
(repeat chorus)
We caught a ride back to Naboo, because queen amadala wanted to, unfrankly she would of liked to stay. We all fought in that epic war, and it wasn't long before, little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day. and in the end some gungans died, some ships blew up and pilots fried, lot of folks were croken, the battle droids were broken. and the jedi i admire most, met up with darth mual and now he's toast, but i'm still here and he's a ghost. I geuss, i'll train, this boy. And we was singin'
(Repeat chorus twice)
Pretty Good!!
[This message has been edited by Helix (edited June 20, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Helix (edited June 20, 2001).]
[This message has been edited by Helix (edited June 20, 2001).]