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Luc Solar
10-18-2003, 07:19 PM
"All I want is a good fight. I want to test my skills against the opponent. You know: May the best man win!

But you guys keep screwing it up! Why don't you fight honourably and fairly?! Let me give you a few examples >>

I fought a guy and hit him perfectly with my skilled single saber strong stance swing. I knew he was almost dead... but then he HEALED himself! Just like that he roll backwards and HEALED! How unfair s that! I hit him and *poof* he got his hp's back. :mad:

One time I was playing against a guy who was a total jerk. He used MIND TRICK and then hit me when I couldn't see him! Where's the skill in that?! Fight like a man you lamer!

Once I told him that he can't do that what he is doing and that it's completely unfair and lame he switched to dark side and guess what - yea he started using LIGHTNING and wouldn't let me get close with my skillsored saber swingingz. He just lightingned me to death!! How lame! :mad:

So I told him that I'd contact an admin and kick him from the server if he continues laming me. First everything seemed a-okay. He swinged and I swinged. He landed a few hits (lag) but I hit him probably much more. Then suddenly he DRAINS me!! I was like "WTF I hit you with my skilled saber technique and you just DRAIN all your hp back!??" Then guess what he did!! He didn't honour my chat-box-up but killed me WHILE I WAS CHATTING!!!

I told my buddy who has rcon to ban the s.o.b. What a jerk, huh?

Anyway, I went to another dueling server because the server I was first playing on was empty (my friend the Admin kicked and banned 17 people who lamed me that day). There was this guy with a 0-ping and he was acting like a total ass. First he killed me while I was on the ground (GROUND KILLING!!!) and then he flicked on RAGE when I was roll-stabbing him and noob-spammed me to death with the saber staff. I mean...jesus...what does a jedi have to do to get a FAIR FIGHT in this game????

That's not all. The next round (on the cool map where it snows) he f'king pushed me down the void while I was doing the bow-emote just like Pichachu-keygoush did in Swasha-kyuball_Z!!

And when I confronted him about it he just laughed and GRIPPED me down the void!!

So I told him that I'll ban him from this server if he lamed me ever again and guess what he did - he PULLED me and jumped making me fly underneath him off the ledge once AGAIN!!

WHAT A GOD DAMN CHEATER! :swear:

At this point I was totally fed up with his arrogance. I started a kick-vote, but for some reason it wasn't successfull. When the next duel started I typed /amsit into the console so that he couldn't touch me in order to get enough time to contact my buddy through ICQ (we rarely use ICQ since JA is much better) so that he'll kick and ban the lamer son of a bitch. (Yea - My buddy's got rcon-thingies. He'll teach you not to lame me.)

The next thing I know I'm staring at a screen saying "server disconnected".

Umm..like WTF is that? I've never seen that happen before? Is there a patch to fix this or what? Raven!?"

Akshara
10-18-2003, 07:26 PM
The Schwartz is strong with you, Luc Solar...

:lsduel:

Luc Solar
10-18-2003, 07:37 PM
Oh, I see your Schwartz is as big as mine....now let's see how well you handle it. ;)

g//plaZma
10-18-2003, 08:09 PM
OMG TEH SAME THINGZ HAV HAPPENED 2 ME BUT THIS 1 N00B USED A SAB0R THROW H4X WEN I WUZ FLAILING MAI HONORABLE SAB0R I WAS LIEK WTF HOW CAN I DIE WILE SWINING MAI SAB0R?!!!!!!1111ONEONEONETWOFIVE

Manquesa
10-18-2003, 08:10 PM
Too Funny.

Please tell that was just sarcastic humor, or are you really getting pissed off because you lose.

Anyway, I went to another dueling server because the server I was first playing on was empty (my friend the Admin kicked and banned 17 people who lamed me that day).

Sounds like "The lone Whiner" to me.

It's a game, you're supposed to have fun with it, quit trying to tell everybody else how they should play it. Let them have their fun. Get the stick out of your ass and maybe you'll have some fun too.

Chrome_Dragon
10-18-2003, 08:13 PM
The force powers are there for a reason. Deal with it :mad:. Telling your buddies and banning these people are not going to help you. Create your own server, or join one with no force.

Rad Blackrose
10-18-2003, 08:17 PM
Jesus are the idiots biting today.

StormHammer
10-18-2003, 08:19 PM
Er guys...the Sarcasm is Strong with this one...

Just in case you need it spelled out...

J - O - K - E

Read between the lines. ;)

If it wasn't so sadly close to the mark, it would be even funnier than it is. :cool:

g//plaZma
10-18-2003, 08:20 PM
I've said it before and I'll say it again...

People on lucas forums couldn't identify sarcasm if it hit them in the face.

Iblis Reborn
10-18-2003, 08:43 PM
LMAO!!!
is it just me or does luc solar make the best posts on this forum!

and the sad thing about people not getting that it was a joke is that there are alot of ppl that are almost as bad as he pretended to be
so you cant really blame them for thinking that it might not be sarcasm can ya?

Master William
10-18-2003, 09:00 PM
Ok ok we heard it 999999 times, you hate ''honorz'', now please lock this thread, we get the message. Not to be rude, but you have already made it way too obvious.

You don't like it. Fine. I choose not to play in your way, you choose not to play in my way.

Let it be like that, because it won't ever change.

Tinny
10-18-2003, 09:27 PM
Originally posted by Luc Solar
"...just like Pichachu-keygoush did in Swasha-kyuball_Z!!

...."


hahaha, that was great, pikachu goku from sushi kie z.. haha

g//plaZma
10-18-2003, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by Master William
Ok ok we heard it 999999 times, you hate ''honorz'', now please lock this thread, we get the message. Not to be rude, but you have already made it way too obvious.

You don't like it. Fine. I choose not to play in your way, you choose not to play in my way.

Let it be like that, because it won't ever change.

:( But it's fun making fun of honor folks.

Sgt. Antronch
10-18-2003, 09:57 PM
in a duel i was using saber throw, he just kept jumping away and taunting me with missed me! nyah nyah and such and one time after it went past him and he was chatting to taunt me again, i pulled him in next to me and my saber went through his back into my hand, then i used grip thew him up, (he was STILL chatting) then when he landed i did a kata on him
ERROR server disconnected: was kicked

:rofl:

GunShark
10-19-2003, 01:45 AM
Jeeeesusssss, my heads hurting now

:chop1:

recon
10-19-2003, 01:57 AM
I was fighting this guy and he used force push on me and i fell over the edge and died. How lame can you get. :D

g//plaZma
10-19-2003, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by recon
I was fighting this guy and he used force push on me and i fell over the edge and died. How lame can you get. :D

Can't get much lamer than that. Did you report this lamer to an admin to get him banned? That would have been appropriate action.

here's an example of a good admin: http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=CF663DB2-71BA-4E57-9312-5D1C7480520A

thelastaod
10-19-2003, 02:15 AM
one time, i was fighting this guy and he killed me by sabering me! how unfair is that! ur suppose to use lightning and drain lvl 2 from far distances to win! noobs...

AxVegetA
10-19-2003, 02:30 AM
Originally posted by Luc Solar
"All I want is a good fight. I want to test my skills against the opponent. You know: May the best man win!

But you guys keep screwing it up! Why don't you fight honourably and fairly?! Let me give you a few examples >>

I fought a guy and hit him perfectly with my skilled single saber strong stance swing. I knew he was almost dead... but then he HEALED himself! Just like that he roll backwards and HEALED! How unfair s that! I hit him and *poof* he got his hp's back. :mad:

One time I was playing against a guy who was a total jerk. He used MIND TRICK and then hit me when I couldn't see him! Where's the skill in that?! Fight like a man you lamer!

Once I told him that he can't do that what he is doing and that it's completely unfair and lame he switched to dark side and guess what - yea he started using LIGHTNING and wouldn't let me get close with my skillsored saber swingingz. He just lightingned me to death!! How lame! :mad:

So I told him that I'd contact an admin and kick him from the server if he continues laming me. First everything seemed a-okay. He swinged and I swinged. He landed a few hits (lag) but I hit him probably much more. Then suddenly he DRAINS me!! I was like "WTF I hit you with my skilled saber technique and you just DRAIN all your hp back!??" Then guess what he did!! He didn't honour my chat-box-up but killed me WHILE I WAS CHATTING!!!

I told my buddy who has rcon to ban the s.o.b. What a jerk, huh?

Anyway, I went to another dueling server because the server I was first playing on was empty (my friend the Admin kicked and banned 17 people who lamed me that day). There was this guy with a 0-ping and he was acting like a total ass. First he killed me while I was on the ground (GROUND KILLING!!!) and then he flicked on RAGE when I was roll-stabbing him and noob-spammed me to death with the saber staff. I mean...jesus...what does a jedi have to do to get a FAIR FIGHT in this game????

That's not all. The next round (on the cool map where it snows) he f'king pushed me down the void while I was doing the bow-emote just like Pichachu-keygoush did in Swasha-kyuball_Z!!

And when I confronted him about it he just laughed and GRIPPED me down the void!!

So I told him that I'll ban him from this server if he lamed me ever again and guess what he did - he PULLED me and jumped making me fly underneath him off the ledge once AGAIN!!

WHAT A GOD DAMN CHEATER! :swear:

At this point I was totally fed up with his arrogance. I started a kick-vote, but for some reason it wasn't successfull. When the next duel started I typed /amsit into the console so that he couldn't touch me in order to get enough time to contact my buddy through ICQ (we rarely use ICQ since JA is much better) so that he'll kick and ban the lamer son of a bitch. (Yea - My buddy's got rcon-thingies. He'll teach you not to lame me.)

The next thing I know I'm staring at a screen saying "server disconnected".

Umm..like WTF is that? I've never seen that happen before? Is there a patch to fix this or what? Raven!?"

At first i laughed, but when i remember all the times i have been kicked for "laming" or whatever is against their stupid ****head rules, i get sooooo freaking mad i want to beat the crap out those freaking pussy admins out there.

Yesterday i was kicked from a server because i used my flawless victory bind after a duel against an admin.

I have also been kicked because some crapy member of a clan acused me to his admin friend that i "interrupted his private ffa", but he didnt said this while we were fighting, he said this after i kicked all those noobs ass, after he atempted to kill me.

One time i was following the server rules (we all know them), i was with my friend dueling, i won the duel, then i start hiting his dead body so it disapears, and this guy, who was watching the duel, apears from nowhere and kated me, so i spawn and kill that rat, he yellss lamer lamer lamer, i said wtfffffff, u killed me 10 seconds ago, he said i had my saber on and that was legal, yeah he said LEGAL, then i was kicked.

There are players who talk about honor, but at the same time they are the most coward fags in the planet. Between 1 on 1 fights they ran for the 100 shields (even that the 100 shields are on the other side of the map) not once but 4 or 5 times in one fight. Or when they now they will die they sudenly turn their saber off and open console. They do this even in duels, just when i am in a midle of a swing, so i radically spin 180 to not hurt them and then they turn it off and on when i am about to hit them.
Storys like this are infinite i canot really tell all the coward-faget things that have hapened to me in JA.

Oh i was also kicked once for not telling an admin how to do the rollstab bug.

AxVegetA
10-19-2003, 02:34 AM
My last post wasnt sarcastic, that actually hapened to me.

SpaceButler13
10-19-2003, 03:19 AM
We're forgetting the most important point here: WHAT ABOUT THE MOUSE LAMERS!!!!!!!????!?! Watch the movies! I DARE YOU!!! WHEN DID LUKE, OBI WAN, YODA, DARTH VADER, DARTH MAUL, COUNT DOOKU, ANY OF THEM EVER USE A MOUSE!?!?! THEY DIDN'T! stupid mouse lamers ruining the game......

Rad Blackrose
10-19-2003, 03:59 AM
http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=CF663DB2-71BA-4E57-9312-5D1C7480520A

That is classic.

Imperial_thug
10-19-2003, 05:45 AM
we rarely use ICQ since JA is much better

heh,heh LMOA:D

SlapNut
10-19-2003, 05:46 AM
just look at my sig

acdcfanbill
10-19-2003, 08:31 AM
omg, today, i was being so lame, and using lightning! lightning is the lamest power, and shouldnt be used ever ever, cause Raven didnt include it in the game, its only a bug exploit,and also, Drain and absorb and protect never counter it so it so lame, i hate it.

Rumor
10-19-2003, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by Rad Blackrose
Jesus are the idiots biting today.

Rumor
10-19-2003, 10:14 AM
Originally posted by Master William
Ok ok we heard it 999999 times, you hate ''honorz'', now please lock this thread, we get the message. Not to be rude, but you have already made it way too obvious.

You don't like it. Fine. I choose not to play in your way, you choose not to play in my way.

Let it be like that, because it won't ever change.

and we have heard that 99999999999999999999 times.

you think honourzedsfardo has a place in a SHOOTER.

You don't like it. Fine. We chose to post what we want, you can chose not to read any of our threads.

cjd118118
10-19-2003, 10:54 AM
sounds to me like u r a real complanier, but if u really want to do something then...

1) duel them, they cant use force in duels
2)hit em where is hurts, they force grip u off a ledge, u do it right back in their face!

BawBag™
10-19-2003, 11:27 AM
http://images2.fotki.com/v21/photos/4/46087/215691/best_thread_ever-vi.gif
:p

CastleBravo
10-19-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by cjd118118
sounds to me like u r a real complanier, but if u really want to do something then...

1) duel them, they cant use force in duels
2)hit em where is hurts, they force grip u off a ledge, u do it right back in their face!

Reading is fundamental, scooter. He already SAID IT WAS A JOKE POST. :rolleyes:

Pedro The Hutt
10-19-2003, 12:51 PM
Reminds me of a fight I had on Chop Shop's judo server earlier on (duel server, but everybody sets saber offense to zero so you get melee(fists, kicks) rather than a saber) and besides jump there weren't any Force powers being used, and one player kept yelling "NOOB!" everytime he lost..now.... reasoning that the "N00B" punched his face into the ground, wouldn't he be the lesser "N00B"? ^.^
Ofcourse... concidering he won and all that.

CastleBravo
10-19-2003, 12:51 PM
I can sum up my problems with JA online in a few words:

1. TOO MANY BITCHES. Everyone is constantly complaining about the slightest, stupidest things. When I'm actually playing the game, I don't bitch even when people are playing in what I consider an outright cheating fashon. At most, I'll make 1 joke or smart-assed post about it then shut up and play. I've NEVER played an online game with 1/10th the bitches that JA has. Unbelieveable... it is like 2/3 of the players are 12-year-olds who are coming down hard from a Ritalin high.

2. PURE MORONS. This relates to #1. Example: people turn off their lightsabers and/or start to chat IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT with somebody. I don't mean they are sitting in the corner by themselves and turn their saber off and/or start chatting. I mean, literally one second ago they were smacking sabers with somebody, and then they spontaneously start using JA instead of ICQ... and then whine like little bitches when they get killed anyway BY THE GUY THEY WERE JUST FIGHTING A MOMENT AGO, try to get you kicked (never works), etc.

Check it out, kiddies: if you do that, YOU ARE A MORON AND DESERVE TO DIE, SO SHUT THE F*** UP AND GO PLAY THE SIMS OR SOMETHING!

3. I'm just sick of hearing everybody that wins a fight, or loses a fight, or does something that works, or does something that doesn't work, or has alot of kills, or has no kills, or anything else called a NOOB. It is like the insult of choice for EVERYTHING, and it is just stupid and illiterate as hell. People who call everything and everybody "n00b" need to get skull-f***ed by Ron Jeremy's evil clone. Of course, God knows why I expect much better from a bunch of bithes and morons.

"Lamer" is the same way, except that only people that get kills are called "lamer."

4. Yaw cheaters with the dual saber special used to bother me, until I realized that they were SO EASY to kill when they use this move. Now about half my kills are from roll-stabbing or red overhead smashing these guys. So that is off my complaint list. Keep being the cheating, one-move wonders that you are, otherwise my scores will drop about 50%. :p

Blankie
10-19-2003, 02:54 PM
Counterstrike easily beats out JA in terms of complainer/gamer ratio. The majority of JA whiners play FFA or duels... I find that siege and CTF games tend to have alot less whiners and the like.

Probably cause they're all trying to figure out how to use the jetpack/cloak :)

Blank

kazesan
10-19-2003, 03:30 PM
I've been kicked from like 4 or 5 servers in a day recently. 2 times was because I was just doing well on a server. The server started lagging and the #1 player kicked me because I was going to catch him.

Another time I blatantly "lamed" on a clan server and broke the rules. So sue me if I wanted to have some fun. I have also been rocking a [No Honor] tag at the end of my playername. It is alot easier than trying to explain what ASC means :D Luckily enough there are some servers with no rules what so ever. Server's like Kurgan's, Amidala's Chop Shop, and Kaiosowpit's. These servers also jack up damage scale ungodly high though which is sometimes good sometimes bad.

Having people use saber barrier and butterfly every five seconds is annoying. I can look past this though because the servers offer much more enjoyment than running around a map looking for someone with there saber ignited who isn't in a duel or afk or chatting.

I can't take these things with humor though...so I intend to be kicked off of every server imaginable EVER!!!!!! Still keep up the good work Luc Solar.

eniaC
10-19-2003, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by g//plaZma
I've said it before and I'll say it again...

People on lucas forums couldn't identify sarcasm if it hit them in the face.


Took me a week to get the sarcasism
:wstupid:

I was on an "Honor" server a few days ago (by invite via ASE)
and everyone was ffa'ing, dueling what have (playing the game like it was intended) and some dude comes and taunts me so I use the single strong overhead slash thingy, because he's just standing there taunting me. I hit him dead center and the message, "so and so has challenged you to a duel", when my saber is splitting him in two. My connection was interrupted with that frame stuck, all of a sudden I'm in the menu. I was kicked, lol. Is there an automated kicking admin., that would be "LAME".
(true story).
Some people take Honor too far.


:bounfire: eniaC

www.rising-storm.com

Darth Rosh's {R^S} Server - 24.26.141.235

Emon
10-19-2003, 04:16 PM
IF YOU MISSED IT, THIS IS SATIRE (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=satire)

FK | unnamed
10-19-2003, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by g//plaZma


here's an example of a good admin: http://www.fanta.dk/showmovie.asp?mid=CF663DB2-71BA-4E57-9312-5D1C7480520A

heh, nice one.

Sam Fisher
10-19-2003, 08:17 PM
Is it just me, or you IDIOTS join servers with force enabled and COMPLAIN ABOUT THEM USING FORCE!?!?!??!?!


How dumb can you get.

I believe that it is YOU who are the lamers, not the people that use whats availible to them on the server.



da*n, this is the best thread I've seen in a while:)

g//plaZma
10-19-2003, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by FK | unnamed
heh, nice one.

I think Myth or Rumor or someone made that one. Don't really remember.

Rumor
10-19-2003, 09:31 PM
myth did it. lot better than mine which is in our forums.

AxVegetA
10-19-2003, 10:19 PM
Those freaking admins kick-ban for this reasons (all this happened to me at least once):

- You killed someone saberdown
- You killed someone chatting
- You killed and idle person (nochating and saberup)
- You used an ofensive word against the admin like "Flawless Victory"
- You had a Nazi related name (i have being kicked for using my NaZionalisM name)
- You said "Heil Hitler"
- You didnt bowed like they do in a duel
- You humiliated the clans server members
- You didnt dueled a clan server member for 17th time
- You used trip mines in ffa
- You pushed the admin off the edge
- You had more kills than the admin
- You teamed in ffa

I guess thats all

Emon
10-19-2003, 10:21 PM
I can understand the Hitler stuff, but the others are ridiculous.

g//plaZma
10-19-2003, 10:49 PM
What kind of an ******* would go onto a server with a nazi-related name? Sick sh1t... You a neo-nazi or something? Some people take offense to this stuff.

JediLurker
10-19-2003, 11:34 PM
Most people take offense to that. And rightfully so.

DarkLord60
10-19-2003, 11:47 PM
I got kicked for supposedlly smashing to much umm ok!

mknote
10-20-2003, 01:07 AM
I don't really care much what a person is: I respect everyone (from Hitler to bin Ladin to Bush to you) the same. BTW, this is another one funny post that people took too seriously, another being the Anti-Saberist Club thingy.:rofl:

MK

AxVegetA
10-20-2003, 01:10 AM
Originally posted by g//plaZma
What kind of an ******* would go onto a server with a nazi-related name? Sick sh1t... You a neo-nazi or something? Some people take offense to this stuff.

******* for having a NAzi name?
You are the pathetic noob with the Iron Maiden avatar saying JA MP sucked when the game was released.
You scumbug pieze of **** ill rape your ******* till you beg mercy.
Set a day/hour/server and ill post some pics of your dead corpse licking my feet.


BTW i dont hate jews.

JediLurker
10-20-2003, 01:15 AM
:disaprove

DarkLord60
10-20-2003, 01:15 AM
oh boy here we go now you've done it! LOL

g//plaZma
10-20-2003, 01:31 AM
Originally posted by AxVegetA

******* for having a NAzi name?
You are the pathetic noob with the Iron Maiden avatar saying JA MP sucked when the game was released.
You scumbug pieze of **** ill rape your ******* till you beg mercy.
Set a day/hour/server and ill post some pics of your dead corpse licking my feet.


BTW i dont hate jews.


I'd like to see you post these pics. You PM me the date/hour, server is the one in my sig.

Iblis Reborn
10-20-2003, 01:31 AM
well there goes the thread...
i liked this thread it was really interesting and funny but it doesnt look like its gonna last too much longer :(

calm down ppl

DarkLord60
10-20-2003, 01:50 AM
Please it is getting out of hand.

FK | unnamed
10-20-2003, 02:29 AM
how this guy has never been banned is beyond me.

Shakey Mac
10-20-2003, 05:55 AM
the initial thread was funny as hell.

the people not getting the initial thread somehow, someway, were even funnier.

AxVegetA
10-20-2003, 06:01 AM
Originally posted by g//plaZma
I'd like to see you post these pics. You PM me the date/hour, server is the one in my sig.

Great !!!!

This wednesday 1 am your server.


Muuuuahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

FK | unnamed
10-20-2003, 07:22 AM
plaz I am so hoping you will let me spec this one.

Rumor
10-20-2003, 10:02 AM
how abou we take turns?

he said he could own us all at one time...

Astrotoy7
10-20-2003, 10:53 AM
I hope you were intending to be satiristic AxVegeta,

as for
You scumbug pieze of **** ill rape your ******* till you beg mercy.

Do you talk like that to your mother.....if the answer is no, then quit talking crap on the forums. plazma didnt help any either

Sharing an opinion is cool, what you're doing is just sad. Younger ppl check these forums out too, (Im assuming your over 15, heaven forbid)....

You should have left it at your first post, all fair comments

Happy Trails Young Man

MTFBWYA

lazoras
10-20-2003, 11:30 AM
i personaly cant wait for an admin mod to come out because once it doese all this laming will come to a stop very fast. and you, vageta, i hate to say it but i think your one of those guys who do what you want and just as long as noone does anything to you, your happy. you fail to notice that the people that lame you are doing to you what you do to them...oh yeah...and i cant beleive you havent been banned from everywhere you go yet...i know i would bann you in a heart beat if you ever said that on my server..but first i would humiliate you, and then kill you a good dozen times lol...i would use you as a pinyata or a punching bag lol and then i would paralize you and push and pull you to make you feel like the peice of scum floating in the air being pulled and pushed by my force lol..and then i would bann you lol

lmao
hahah
hehe...sry i have no problem with noobs, its just i hate all lamers with a pation..they ruin the game :P

Rad Blackrose
10-20-2003, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by lazoras
i personaly cant wait for an admin mod to come out because once it doese all this laming will come to a stop very fast. and you, vageta, i hate to say it but i think your one of those guys who do what you want and just as long as noone does anything to you, your happy. you fail to notice that the people that lame you are doing to you what you do to them...oh yeah...and i cant beleive you havent been banned from everywhere you go yet...i know i would bann you in a heart beat if you ever said that on my server..but first i would humiliate you, and then kill you a good dozen times lol...i would use you as a pinyata or a punching bag lol and then i would paralize you and push and pull you to make you feel like the peice of scum floating in the air being pulled and pushed by my force lol..and then i would bann you lol

lmao
hahah
hehe...sry i have no problem with noobs, its just i hate all lamers with a pation..they ruin the game :P

You ready to see another drop in population, occuring much faster then what happened in JKII?

Are you ready to see many empty servers again, due to both overabundance of admin mod servers and 13 year olds idiots such as you?

You, sir, are the EXACT reason why people like Luc, unnamed, and I come to beat you retards senseless. You better be on your toes.

And one final note:

http://www.ascendancy.net/tribalwar/grammar.jpg

Game over man, game over.

Astrotoy7
10-20-2003, 01:29 PM
Ok, if this is *SATIRE* then F**K YOU ALL !!! :P

It's only a computer game for F**K's SAKE !!

LUV THAT FANTA SHOKATA AD !!

MTFBWYA

*Having finished with SP, goes back to playing Neverwinter, as MP JA has never really interested him....*

*Resumes waiting for KOTOR*

Prime
10-20-2003, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by lazoras
i personaly cant wait for an admin mod to come out because once it doese all this laming will come to a stop very fast. LOL. Just like JO, huh. Admin mods solved every problem and created none in that game :rolleyes: JA has all the necessary admin commands now. Admin mods for the most part add nothing but stupid power trip tools for admins who couldn't win with their own abilities. Oh, except for those l33t emotes that I can use to show I have honourz but sitting and kissing!

Originally posted by lazoras
i hate to say it but i think your one of those guys who do what you want and just as long as noone does anything to you, your happy. rinnngggg

"Hello, Kettle? This is Pot. Your black."

Doctor Shaft
10-20-2003, 03:12 PM
The advent of the "JO admin-mod" is exactly what DESTROYED the game, not improved it.

Let's see what admin-mod did, compared to what you could already do with just the Quake 3 cvars.

1.) admin-mod allowed 13 year olds to make mature decisions. Time has already told us that 13 year olds have a lot of growing up to do. so no good there.

2.) it added cool emotes. too bad that most JO/JA players are 13-15, and believe that it's much more proper to use them rather than play the game. sigh... on your own server... fine, but on one that doesn't specify this kind of gaming... please, why oh why, must you kick people until the server becomes your own little dictatorship?

3.) admin-mod put in useless tools like "sleep" or "paralyze" or any other kind of CHEAT that was available in the game. "empowerment" was the hugest CHEAT available, and admin-mod made it very accessible. Once again, since we had immature little kids doing the 'security' on the server, everything was MISUSED rather than used properly. More people enjoyed cheating to win, than just playing the game.

4.) Quake 3 cvars had a simple solution to all problems that proved too hard to stop. there IS *gasp* a way in the console to simply kick/ban people. admin mods made this is easier, which in some ways is good, but let's not forget... it came with a whole lot of stuff that was completely unneccessary.

5.) admin mods simply create huge rifts in the community. 4 or 5 guys who don't even know each other band together and cheat against or kick players that come looking for an honest game. it's very, very sad.

Anyone that uses the word "lame" in their vocabulary is most probably:

1.) still very young, and very unexposed to the world called Life.
2.) a very stubborn, egotistical gamer that can't stand it when defeat comes his way legitimately.

True, there may be things that are unfair with the game, but i deal with it this way:

I write a witty comment, saying how the said feature is obviously unfair to other players... then I SHUT MY TRAP AND KEEP PLAYING. And before I cry "foul", i analyze the situation, think of what counters exist, and only complain when i know that a "counter", or something that can help me to consistenly survive, doesn't exist. Then i continue playing. or I LEAVE, not kick the OTHER GUY, but I LEAVE, and find another server.

Anyway, i don't know where this reply post came from, but seeing that one dude come on here talking about admin-mod 'saving' the community goes to show how much he still has to learn. Indeed, not a very intelligent comment at all.

Luc Solar
10-20-2003, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by Doctor Shaft
...then I SHUT MY TRAP AND KEEP PLAYING.

[...]

Then i continue playing. or I LEAVE, not kick the OTHER GUY, but I LEAVE, and find another server.


There it is, dear members of Lucasforums. The key to happiness.

Think about it: YOU leave instead of kicking the other guy who does not play exatly as you'd like him to.

Or then you could just shut up and keep playing. Is that really too difficult to understand or are you admitting that you're egoistic pricks who think they're the center of the universe?

g//plaZma
10-20-2003, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by AxVegetA
Great !!!!

This wednesday 1 am your server.


Muuuuahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

If this is 1 am EST, I can't make it, as I have a life. What timezone are you in?

Pedro The Hutt
10-20-2003, 06:39 PM
I might come and see this as a spectator >.> Depending on where in the world it'll be 1am.

ManaMana
10-20-2003, 06:56 PM
What do you have most against? Communists, or Nazis?

Vegeta, we are rivals (lol) !:p :p

KaiaSowapit
10-20-2003, 07:37 PM
I have a suggestion for any coders out there eager to build a mod whence the SDK comes out...

Give chat killers 2 (TWO) points instead of just one. Encourage chat killing!

Either that or subtract 1 point from a chatting victim. Discourage excessive chatting.

Also, instead of the various standard frag messages, print "Perhaps you should spend more time on mIRC?"

;)

Prime
10-20-2003, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by KaiaSowapit
Either that or subtract 1 point from a chatting victim. I like this one. You lose a point for being dumb enough for falling off a ledge, so you should lose a point for being dumb enough to get killed chatting in the middle of a game.

IG-64
10-20-2003, 08:00 PM
- You killed someone saberdown/ a common rule
- You killed someone chatting/ makes scense but not enough to kick you
- You killed and idle person (nochating and saberup)/ he asked for it :p
- You used an ofensive word against the admin like "Flawless Victory"/ your arrogant, he needs to get over it
- You had a Nazi related name (i have being kicked for using my NaZionalisM name)/ your a very disturbed man arent you?
- You said "Heil Hitler"/ Hiel stupid dead guy that killed millons of people including himself. go watch shindlers list
- You didnt bowed like they do in a duel/ touchy
- You humiliated the clans server members/ their loss
- You didnt dueled a clan server member for 17th time/ ok, thats gay
- You used trip mines in ffa/ how much?
- You pushed the admin off the edge/ why?
- You had more kills than the admin/ sore loser
- You teamed in ffa/ with who?

Rad Blackrose
10-20-2003, 08:16 PM
link pulled

This should look familiar to Rumor & company.

Master William
10-20-2003, 08:38 PM
Actually, I liked the admin mods, and it wasn't always little immature 13 year olds who got to be admins. I stumbled upon a server with very mature people, I always do to be honest.

I have only been vote kicked once, and it was because of some stupid girl who kept gripping me, so naturally I gripped her back.
She obviously couldn't stand being owned, so she called a vote, and all the little horny guys believed her, and I was kicked for nothing.

I got so mad that day, I think I shortened my life by a year.

Pedro The Hutt
10-20-2003, 09:09 PM
Eh think of it like this, with some luck the she might have been a he ^.^

Kurgan
10-20-2003, 10:29 PM
Hmm... what started out as a fine Satiracle thread is being taken advantage of by certain shall we say... "immature" people to voice their, shall we say... "immature" flames and rants.


I have decide as a result to, shall I say, "close" this thread before I have a, let's put it this way, nervous break down/blood lusted rage/banning spree, etc.

Have a nice day (btw, it's good to be back!).