View Full Version : Bar Fight!!!!!

11-03-2003, 10:03 PM
*steps into the bar, and looks around......Walks up to the bar tender*

"gimmie a drink"

*the bar tender gives Death a drink, death smashes the bottle over the table and starts to run at the .....(who ever will be entering the bar next)*

11-03-2003, 11:51 PM
Apo turns and slams his fist into Death."Nice try"Apo pulls his switch blade and charges him

11-04-2003, 01:38 AM
*death stands up and shakes his head*
"Outch!!! now your gonna get it"

*death grabs a dear head off the wall and charges at apolo and pins him to the wall with its antlers*

11-04-2003, 02:58 AM
"Creative."Apo takes his blade cuts threw and aproaches Death then picks another guy up and throws him at him.

11-04-2003, 03:22 AM
*death just stands there and watchs the falling person come and hit him in the head*


*he stands up and throws a chair back*

11-04-2003, 09:55 PM
Apo catches the chair falls back and slams it into death.

11-05-2003, 06:47 PM
"ar you think your so tuff"???

*grabs a rubber chicken and throws it at apolo*

11-05-2003, 09:38 PM
"noooo!"Apo does a matrix doge as a repeative attack of rubber chickens flys in.Then one hits him!"Ahhh!"Apo falls to the floor. He gets up slowly "Well take this!"Apo takes rubber duckys and sling shots them to death

11-05-2003, 11:43 PM
Don't you want to do something like say how many posts someone's out for? Like, Death is out for 1 post?

Oh well.

*Brings in a very hungry wampa and throws it in a cage, throws Apo and Death in with him, and locks the door.*

Have fun! :D

11-05-2003, 11:55 PM
*Snow the jedi hero walks in, orders a kool-aid drink, and turns around.*

"I sence a disturbance in the force" snow says. Just then he sees joe approaching with a pair of scissors, and he is running with them!!!!!

Snow presses the button to activate his saber, but then realizes an out-of-order sign on his saber.
"where did that come from" asked jedi master snow. "No matter"
Snow threw the saber hilt at joe's head. Joe said "OUCH!"

11-06-2003, 12:01 AM
*Joe picks up the useless lightsaber and examines it. Then he presses the RESET button, accidentally pointing it at his eye.*



11-06-2003, 12:05 AM
*Snow laughs at joe for being so dumb, then thanks him for fixing his lightsaber.*

"hahaha! you are so dumb!" says snow "thanks for fixing my lightsaber!"

Snow throws his saber (while lit) at the wampa cage...

11-06-2003, 12:54 AM
Apo catches the saber and cuts the cages open while the wampa shakes and slams death"Heh"Apo melts the cage back and calms"Well this is all fun isnt it."

(((I didnt think lightsabers could be used:D ))))

11-06-2003, 01:00 AM
(((well i guess i don't know all the rules)))!

jedi master snow snatches the saber back from apo. It then deactivates, and the 'out of order' sign pops back up.

"Hey joe, you think you can fix this?" snow asks.

he hands joe the saber.

11-06-2003, 01:55 AM
Apo uses his watch and makes his outfit and makes it into the basic Neo out fit."Not good for you."Apo draws his saber and cuts snows saber"Just a precaution"

11-06-2003, 02:07 AM
*snowman looks at his broken lightsaber*

"Oh what did you do that for?? Uh, Joe, come BACK!!! I need my saber fixed before i get killed!!!"

11-06-2003, 05:02 AM
yea i think we should put in the thing where you knock people out for posts ...3posts is the most

*pulls out a double bladed blue saber and runs at snowman, along the way he kicks a chair at snowman sanding him flying into the wall,and the four chair legs are pining him to it, death runs up and pulls a spinnig trick and cuts off snowmans head*

[snowman is out for 1 post]

11-06-2003, 10:25 AM
*Takes Snowman's saber and puts some elmer's glue on it, and sticks it together*


*Presses the reset button*

Hmm....it's only sputterng. Oh well

*Throws the sparking handle at death's temple*

(Death is unconcious for 1 post)

11-06-2003, 10:29 AM
((ok...how do i go about not being in this post?))

11-06-2003, 10:50 AM
Well, your one post out-time was over, so you're allowed to post again....

But, while I'm talking to you -

*Kicks snowman in the stomach, bashes him repeatedly over the head with a pickaxe, and then shoves a pack of dynamite down his throat while tossing him into the toilet and flushing it.*

Snowman is out for 3 posts! :D )

11-06-2003, 06:31 PM
((you know i dont think you can do that. its the thread creators decision to do it. I think))

11-06-2003, 07:08 PM
Ummmmm....how many bar fights have you participated in? This is how EVERYONE does it. The starter of the thread doesn't have control over EVERYHTING, it would be so boring that way.

The last 3 posts, including this post and your two other posts before, don't count.

11-06-2003, 07:23 PM
Shade walks in, and uses a sledgehammer to make joe shut up

*joetheeskimo5 is knocked out for 3 posts*

11-06-2003, 09:05 PM
Apo takes his saber and throws joe into a wall while rapid punching him into it

[Joe out for 6posts]

(((Yea im strong!)))))

11-07-2003, 02:26 AM
I walk in and slice off half of Apo's left ear and stun Shade with a back-drop. I then turn to Death and begin making my descent toward him.

Apo howls in pain (is knocked out) for 6 post (That'll put you in your place! :p). Shade is temporarily paralyzed for 1 post.

11-07-2003, 06:13 AM
*looks at top shot, death draws his red bouble bladed saber and charges at topshot, he swings at his head but topshot blocks it , death then force pushed topshot against the wall and goes to slice his head off, but topshot uses the force to come off the wall and dodge it*

"Hmp......i c u have some skill"

*death charges at topshot again*

Black Knight of Keno
11-07-2003, 04:13 PM
Tepe walks in and notices an bar fight. "Goddamnit..." he says and throws a huuge rock straight to topshot's head and then runs out

[topshot is knocked out for 2 posts]
[Tepe is out from the battle forevah :p ]

((Sorry, I got to do it :p))

11-07-2003, 10:29 PM
((((How can you knock me out with my ear?!!)))))

Apo lays on the floor motionless and he walks in again "I knew me makeing a android replica would work"((((Hes an android not the real one and noone else can do this or in anyway come in against the posters out for what ever thing:D :p )))))The android Apo takes Apos body and uses a device to heal his ear and places him outside then comes in and pounds on topshots motion less body

[Topshot out until Apos back in]

rick ulo 11103
11-08-2003, 01:22 AM
rick comes in and presses a button

*anvil drops on deaths head*

death is out for three posts

11-08-2003, 01:00 PM
snow wakes up

"oh thank god my break is over!!!"

snow trips over death's body and hits his head on the anvil.

((snow is out for 1 post))


rick ulo 11103
11-08-2003, 01:21 PM
rick sees snow and starts mutilating his motionless body

[snow is out for 1 post]

11-08-2003, 02:56 PM
Apo wakes up and goes back in then slams rick into the wall.then finds snows body and places him outside.

[Rick out for 3 posts]

11-08-2003, 03:13 PM
Shade takes a chair and bangs it into Apos head, after that he stuff Apo into a beerglass.

*Apo is out for 2 posts*

11-08-2003, 04:14 PM
*Takes out a .45 calibur sniper rifle and blows Shade's head off.*

[Shade=out for 4 posts.]

11-08-2003, 04:38 PM
*Grabs Topshot's .45 calibur sniper rifle and uses the butt to whack Topshot's head off.*

Topshot is out for 3 posts.

11-08-2003, 07:09 PM
Apo breaks the bottle on weirdure's head and then throws him outside.

[Weirdure out for 4 posts]

11-08-2003, 08:22 PM
Im playing as Shade you know...

11-08-2003, 08:26 PM
(((O yea))))

[Shade out for 3 MORE posts:D ]

11-08-2003, 09:29 PM
(((((HEY! THATS NOT FAIR! As we aint counting my posts, Im out for the next 10 posts!!!)))))

11-08-2003, 10:13 PM
I agree with weiderudare. There should be a limit of posts you can be out for. 6 is bad enough, 10 is downright stupid. Apologetic, you're not THAT strong. :rolleyes:

11-08-2003, 10:38 PM
((((I didnt say 10! I mean that hes out for three posts! meaning hes in now))))

Apo groans and then throws joe into a wall

[Joe out for 4 posts]

11-09-2003, 03:15 PM
snow wakes up, trips over deaths body again, and hits the anvil.

[snow is out for another post]

11-09-2003, 03:16 PM
Shade wakes up and flushes Apo down a toilet.
*Apo is out for 1 post*

11-09-2003, 04:59 PM
*Blows away Shade.*


(Shade is out for 1 post.)

11-09-2003, 07:12 PM
Apo takes topshot spins him around and flings him into the same wall over andn over and over....

[Top shot out for 5 posts]

11-09-2003, 07:27 PM
Shade starts kicking snow
*snow is out for 2 posts*

11-09-2003, 10:07 PM
Apo stuff shade into a beer can and recycles him.

[Shade out when the recyclings done]

((((4 posts))))

11-10-2003, 06:04 AM
*walks over to apolo, taps him on the sholder then smacks him around the head with a crowbar, then starts smacking him over the face with it*

"haha since you put ppl out for big amounts of posts"

[Apolo is out for 5 posts]

11-10-2003, 11:15 AM
*Feeling satisfied that Apo has had a taste of his own medicine, I run over to snow, shove my hand down his throat, and pull out his heart.*

[snowman is out for 2 posts]

11-10-2003, 01:26 PM
*Shackles Joe to a wall.*

[Joe remains shackled to the wall for 2 posts.]

11-11-2003, 11:00 PM
*enraged, snow activates his saber and slices off shade's head*
[shade. out. three. posts.]

"anyone wanna piece of this?" jedi master snow taunts.

11-11-2003, 11:59 PM
Ok. You asked for it. This'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you. On second thought, it won't hurt me at all!

*Slaps snow around a little bit, gives him a hard kick to the groin, then finally throw's 'im to the ground.*

[Snow is out for 3 posts]

rick ulo 11103
11-12-2003, 10:11 PM
*rick takes am axe and cuts of apos head*

[apo is out for 3 posts]

11-12-2003, 10:39 PM
*Tears Rick to pieces.*

[Rick is out for 2 posts.]

11-12-2003, 11:44 PM
*Kisses Topshot on the cheek. Topshot passes out from the sheer grossness of the idea.*

Topshot is out for 1 post :D

11-13-2003, 06:29 AM
Shade bangs his head into the wall, making a lamp fall down on joe.
*joe is out for 0 posts*

11-13-2003, 07:52 AM
*Whipes Joe's kiss off his cheek with soap and water. Then comes back to reap veangence by ripping his spinal cord out and replacing it with a hornet's nest.*

[Joe screams in major pain as 1,000 killer wasps sting him for 3 posts.]

*Looks over to Shade and over heats his Mandalor armor with Force Deadly Sight from the good ol' DF2.*

[Shade screams in seering pain for 2 posts.]


11-13-2003, 06:41 PM
snow gets up and walks around. He sees topshot. Snow uses grip on topshot and holds him up in the air.
"I find your lack of faith disturbing." snow says. He throws topshot out the window.

[topshot is out for 1 post as he runs back up the stairs to the bar.]

rick ulo 11103
11-13-2003, 08:58 PM
rick got a cannon and blows his head off

(snow looks for his head for 3 three posts)

11-13-2003, 09:58 PM
[Joe screams in major pain as 1,000 killer wasps sting him for 3 posts.]

((((So that basicly means that he gets 1000 stings every posts and increases his post outage by three every time?))))

Apo finds rick and slams him into death

[Rick and death out for 3 posts]

11-13-2003, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Apologetic
((((So that basicly means that he gets 1000 stings every posts and increases his post outage by three every time?))))

No, irt means I'm out for 3 posts. It's not that hard to figure out. :rolleyes:

11-14-2003, 12:38 AM
(((i was just seeing what i could do:D :rolleyes: )))

11-14-2003, 12:03 PM
Shade sings a song, knocking everybody to the floor.
*Everybody out for 1 post*
Shade then wakes up everybody
*Everybody is no longer out for 1 post*:D

11-14-2003, 01:00 PM
*Topshot knocks Shade out for singing a song during the middle of a battle, then steals his guitar and bashes Apo over the head with it.*

Ukelele no good! :eek:

[Shade is knocked out for 1 post.]

[Apo has a concussion for 1 post.]

rick ulo 11103
11-16-2003, 10:08 PM
rick takes a GAMMA-O-TRON and shatters topshots spine with it

[topshot gets spinal surgery for three posts]

rick ulo 11103
11-16-2003, 10:09 PM
rick takes a GAMMA-O-TRON and shatters topshots spine with it

[topshot gets spinal surgery for three posts]

rick ulo 11103
11-16-2003, 10:09 PM
rick takes a GAMMA-O-TRON and shatters topshots spine with it

[topshot gets spinal surgery for three posts]

rick ulo 11103
11-16-2003, 10:09 PM
rick takes a GAMMA-O-TRON and shatters topshots spine with it

[topshot gets spinal surgery for three posts]

11-17-2003, 12:28 AM
(((Woah quad posts!)))

Apo takes rick and helps Topshot.

[Rick out for 3 posts and topshot back in]

11-17-2003, 12:34 AM
((Can we even do that? :confused:))

*Pushes Apo.*

[Apo is on the floor for 2 posts.]

11-17-2003, 12:52 AM
(((What the cheese?!)))

11-17-2003, 01:23 PM
Shade throws Topshot out of the window.
*Topshot is returning to the bar for the next 2 posts*

11-17-2003, 01:23 PM
Shade throws Topshot out of the window.
*Topshot is returning to the bar for the next 2 posts*

rick ulo 11103
11-17-2003, 08:39 PM
*rick threw apo into a volcano and topshot goes after him because he saved him*

[apo and topshot are treated for third degree burns for 3 posts]

11-21-2003, 08:10 PM
Shade yawns and throws Rick to another planet.
*Rich is returning to the bar in the next 3 posts*