View Full Version : Cops swarm in, begin searching Michael Jackson's property

Boba Rhett
11-18-2003, 04:26 PM
Cops are searching Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch Tuesday after a 12-year-old boy reportedly brought allegations against the pop star.

Fox News has confirmed that police are swarming the Neverland (search) grounds.

At least one ambulance is present.

Authorities executed a search warrant at the musician's sprawling home in the Santa Ynez Valley outside of Santa Barbara, said a sheriff's spokesman, who declined to give his name. The Santa Barbara County District Attorney's office was also involved in the action, he added.

Jackson's spokesman, Stuart Backerman, did not answer his cell phone and did not immediately return messages early Tuesday.

The search comes on the same day Epic Records released "Number Ones," a greatest hits collection featuring Jackson's new single, "One More Chance." On Nov. 26, CBS is scheduled to air a Jackson special consisting mainly of old concert footage.

Woah. :indif: Clicky (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103434,00.html)

Let the puns flow forth.

C'mon! Pun me!

11-18-2003, 07:21 PM
Eh...Michael Jackson is screwed...

He was screwed when he was accused of trying to perform obscene acts on a kid...

Darth Homer
11-18-2003, 09:46 PM
K-mart and Michael Jackson? Yeah, they both have boy's pants half off!![/old joke]

geez...you'd think someone like that would have learned his leason...even if nothing happened, do not share your bed with young boys...it's just.......weird......of course, this is Michael, King of Weird (and Pop, I hear)

11-19-2003, 05:00 AM
Well any man who hangs his kid over a balcony and admits to just sleeping with other peoples children should BE INVESTIGATED. I mean please. Its one thing to have your own kids sleep in your bed, but strangers kids? Um no, I would not want my son in someones bed EVER. Especially not an older man who looks like a freek. AND WHY DO THESE PARENTS LET HIM NEAR THEIR KIDS!! DUH!

11-19-2003, 06:02 AM
maybe he pays them, you never know.

11-19-2003, 09:58 AM
it's a conspiracy

the old man should retire, sell everything and retire into the mountains...

11-19-2003, 03:08 PM
He's the young black boy who grew up to be a white woman who molests little boys.

11-19-2003, 05:42 PM
Yes, it's an inspiration for all of us.

11-19-2003, 07:25 PM
I think there's a lot of people of still believes in Michael Jackson and are fanatical enough to let their kids sleep in the same bed as him...

11-20-2003, 12:06 AM
I'm so very, very shocked. How scandalous. I never saw this coming. :roleyess:

I remember getting yelled at by all the girls in my 8th grade homeroom class for days because I dared to say that I thought there was something creepy about Michael Jackson. (That was right after "Thriller" hit big.)

Let's just see who time proved right,.. shall we? :dozey:

Boba Rhett
11-21-2003, 05:29 AM
Sweet mercy. Have you seen his Mug Shot?


11-21-2003, 05:39 AM


Doesn't he look kinda creepy?

Rhett I think you should photo shop that and change the sex to FEMALE!

Boba Rhett
11-21-2003, 05:49 AM
Or change him back to male, maybe. :D

11-21-2003, 11:44 AM
Maybe its part of some promotion gig for his new songs. . .
His music USED to be good. . .
back in the 80' !!!! :D

11-21-2003, 01:36 PM
Something strangely familiar about the way he looks today...

Joan Crawford (A.K.A. "Mommie Dearest")

11-21-2003, 03:25 PM


11-21-2003, 05:50 PM
:freakout: :barf:

You know, if he wasn't already popular because of his earily music career, 99% of people would consider him a freak. Oh wait 99% of people DO think he's a freak!

The Jackson 5 had some cool songs, to bad Michael had to have a sledgehammer to his face. I mean look at the cheeks...looks like someone uppercut him twice w/ a sledgehammer.

hmm...he'd be great as a creapy serial killer in a horror flick. Or maybe a badguy who feel into acid and had his face disfigured.