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lukeiamyourdad
11-18-2003, 07:19 PM
arggggggghhhhhhhhh!

I have to do a poem for my english class and I'm currently out of any inspiration. My last poem was refused due to use of foul language...


God I need a good subject to write about!

Boba Rhett
11-18-2003, 07:31 PM
I know! Write one about me. :D



Well, if you don't mind cheesing teachers off, write a technically proficient poem about how you're forced to do futile, time filler assignments at school. T'was how I did it. :D

Praetorian
11-19-2003, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett
I know! Write one about me. :D



Well, if you don't mind cheesing teachers off, write a technically proficient poem about how you're forced to do futile, time filler assignments at school. T'was how I did it. :D
Write a poem about you w/o using explitives...I'd like to see that!:D
j/k

You could write some abstract poem that makes no sence and just say it represents man's internal struggle to know the meaning of life.
Or you just write about birds or bees...or birds and bees!:naughty:

Sivy
11-19-2003, 11:56 AM
go for the strange/ odd poem that means absolutely nothing but can be interpreted in many ways


like this one..

THE BOOK

The book came alive, wept, dragged him in,
Pointing out its sorrow - the book let him sleep on its pages,
Caressed his hair, mothered him,
The Book opened out its wings and let him fly.

When he emerged at last, ruffle-haired from what seemed like sleep,
He disowned the book, and they were divorced -
But the Book's memory stayed with him,
Still does,
Though he never talked about it again.

you see, nonsense, but the sort of thing teachers love.
(btw i didn't write that)

swphreak
11-19-2003, 02:11 PM
Use the force luke, use the force

the force

but seriously.. write about the force and Jedi or Sith....

Darth Homer
11-19-2003, 06:08 PM
There once was a man form Nantuket....no.....

I see London, I see France.....no....



I'm no good at poetry either, sorry...

lukeiamyourdad
11-19-2003, 07:15 PM
Writing something about the force is fun but I'll really look like a loser...no offense to anyone...'cause I still love star wars but not to the point of writing a poem about it.

The pointless topic seems nice...hmmm...


Thanks to everyone who replied up to now!

another_trooper
11-19-2003, 11:41 PM
You should write one about not knowing what to write. . .
Just tell that your short on imagination in a poetic way with a couple of crappy rhymes and voila! a work of art !:D

lukeiamyourdad
11-20-2003, 12:23 AM
Hey that's even funnier! Thanks!

Crazy_dog no.3
11-20-2003, 09:55 AM
You could re-write your old poem, replacing profanity waith words like blankety-blank, bleep, blank-blank, etc.

Darth Homer
11-20-2003, 02:04 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I




That's the best I can come up with (and I actually heard that somewhere else...it's not plagarism...it's just taking someone else's words and passing them off as my own, that's all).

Sivy
11-20-2003, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by Darth Homer
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I


lol,

yes I believe that was said by bill murray in 'what about bob?' :)