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11-25-2003, 12:11 AM
I was watching the best Star Wars fanfilm ever made, "The Formula" (Which is not actually a fanfilm, but about a group of friends making a fanfilm) and there is a point where the mention that "The Key to Star Wars is Pants" You take any common noun and replace it with the word pants. Examples:

Lando - "Han'll have those pants down, you've got to give him more time!"

Luke - "This is completely different."
Yoda - "No, no different. Only different in your pants."

Imperial Officer - "Look, sir, pants."

Han - "That's great Chewie, always thinking with your pants."

Imperial Officer - "Surrender? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their pants."

What other classic lines can you come up with? Don't be afraid venture into Episodes I and II as well...

Obi-Wan - "You were right, Master, the pants were short."

Padme - "Perhaps with merely your pants, the mysteries surrounding this threat will be revealed."

By the by, you can watch the Formula by downloading it from this address.


Sounds Risky
11-25-2003, 07:32 AM
I believe this should be in Off-Topic.

Trahern Valley
11-25-2003, 08:08 AM
Ah, the joys of downloading fanfilms from theforce.net...

The blooper reel has some that didn't make it into either version of The Formula, btw.

"She must have hidden the pants in the escape pod. Send a detatchment down to retrieve them. See to it personally commander; they'll be noone to stop us this time."

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot more tightly-guarded pants than these."

"Get into those pants you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought."

"At last, we will reveal our pants to the Jedi."

Jan Gaarni
11-25-2003, 08:23 AM
Sounds Risky is absolutelly right. :)



"May the pants be with you."

Tarkin: "Perhaps she'll respond to a different way of pursuation."
Vader: "What do you mean?"
Tarkin: "I think it's time we demonstrate the power of these pants."

Vader: "Perhaps you think you are treated unfairly?"
Lando: "No."
Vader: "Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave my pants behind."

"We need to stall them. Eeeh, you do it."
"Are you brain dead? I'm not taking my pants off in there with 2 Jedi."

Admiral Motti: "These pants are now the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it."

11-25-2003, 05:50 PM
The Dark Side of Star Wars! Dirty

Star Wars
10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
7. "You've got something jammed in here real good."
6. "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
4. "Sorry about the mess..."
3. "Look at the size of that thing!"
2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."


The Empire Strikes Back
10. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
9. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
7. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come..."
6. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
5. "Control, control! You must learn control!"
4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"


Return of the Jedi
10. "Hey, point that thing someplace else."
9. "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
8. "I never knew I had it in me."
7. "There is good in him, I've felt it."
6. "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie."
5. "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
4. "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
3. "She's gonna blow!"
2. "I think you'll fit in nicely."
1. "Rise, my friend."


Is this the best of them all?...

"Wedge! Pull out! You're not doing any good back there!"