View Full Version : WHY am I not LAUGHING?

11-27-2003, 09:42 PM
I just posted a reply in that Drugs and Whores thread... And it went something like this:

"Download the new version, many bugs are fixed."

What the hell? Where's the humour in that? Where's the bit where you stop and laugh til tears run down your face and drop off your chin/nose respectively? Where's that one part where you do a double take, perhaps spit coffee all over your screen, and go back to realize it was a delightful double entendre? Where?

Oh man, I feel really guilty. I just lost the willpower to joke and be fun or even post a lot, recently. I was bogged down with essays and assignments and projects and The Game. I just couldn't be funny. But all that ends now. Not now. Wait.

Not now.

Hang on.


Wait, wait.


EDIT: Wait, hang on for two seconds okay? I need to tie my shoelaces. To each other! So that when I fall over, you can laugh! Okay... starting... from.... now!!!

11-27-2003, 09:48 PM
EDIT 2: I'm not seeing any coffee dripping down screens, people. Except mine. But that was a completely unrelated incident.

EDIT 3, but TECHNICALLY only EDIT 2: I clicked, "reply" by accident, instead of Edit. Just pretend this is all part of the first post, still.

11-27-2003, 09:50 PM
Oh gosh, she's finally cracked. I knew it would happen. I had hoped that it wouldn't happen, but it has, and now someone has to call a Yufster Maintenance Helpline and see what's up.

And those YMH's are the DEVIL. Hang in there, Yufster....

11-27-2003, 09:53 PM
It's a longgg drop to the bottom, Ali. I fully plan to hang on as long as possible. Until such a time when I can tell the difference between "edit" and "reply", in any case.

11-27-2003, 09:55 PM
Join me, Yufster. Confusion was fun, yes. It's time for a new phase. Come with me now, to insanity. To insanity.

Oh wait. You're already here.

11-27-2003, 09:59 PM
If anyone's joining anyone, I'd say it's you trying to tag along with The Yufstermeister.


Oh. and it's a deceptively short fall to the bottom. Just a little ways, and if you're in cheat mode, you can fly and hover just a little in between the end of your rope and the deep end. Or...if you press F1...

11-27-2003, 10:06 PM
The distance between insanity and Genius is measured only by success.

Which, for the time being, renders Tim Schafer as insane until such a time as Psychonauts is released. Move the hell over, Warren Spector!

11-27-2003, 10:15 PM
You're all foooking mad.

11-27-2003, 10:18 PM

Let's argue about it until we're blue in the face, just because we can. It can be very difficult to convince someone you're sane when they have the misconception you aren't. I have this problem almost daily.

Zoom Rabbit
11-28-2003, 01:01 AM
I thought the difference between insanity (http://www.jokes123.com/hotjokes/hotjokes6/bigimages/clown_crime.jpg) and genius (http://www.impressionmanagement.com/images/bush.jpg) was measured by the Fairy People.

:max: Gee, I wonder which side of the fence I land on...

11-28-2003, 03:27 AM
If anyone's joining anyone, I'd say it's you trying to tag along with The Yufstermeister.

meister? You're insulting me with my own baby of a speaking-term. That stings. Stings in the eyes.

If the mascot from "A&W" Root Beer had eyes, what color would they be?

11-28-2003, 03:42 AM
All colours.

11-28-2003, 03:44 AM
To be assumed.

11-28-2003, 03:55 AM
No eyes, no colors.

I'm sorry. Really sorry. Because imagining won't help the eyeless have eyes. It all goes back to the theory that nobody exists but one (you) and everything else is merely a conception of your active mind...which in turn has YOU bamboozled into believing you didn't make the stuff up, and that it's REAL. And you believe it so hard that it's...just...tangible. But if you meditate on that some MORE, you'll realize that you don't know what "real" is. Because you made up the idea of things being real or being imaginary! And here I am, a mouthpiece of your own thoughts, telling you all this. Because you're starting to give....to not believe hard enough...

Don't question. Dont' stop believing. Having ceased to exist, so to speak, we won't be happy. We'll be nothing.

But what the bloody hell IS nothing?

Curses. *cries*

11-28-2003, 04:04 AM
I've heard this argument before, oh you voice in head.

Last time, I just pounded this nail into my head about...


Ah....that's better. No more voices.

11-28-2003, 04:06 AM
*GASP* :eek:


11-28-2003, 04:08 AM
This one again.

Stupid child! What do you WANT?

11-28-2003, 04:13 AM
I want to be real, daddy.

11-28-2003, 04:22 AM
You're too worthless to be real, devil child.

Go chop firewood! And die!

11-28-2003, 02:39 PM
*wanders into room*

"I'm a real boy!!!"

11-28-2003, 03:54 PM
Your location describes it perfectly. Just wait for me to come back, and you'll get your wish....

EDIT: Wait. I'm already here. Where'd you go?

11-28-2003, 04:32 PM
*draws katana*

Look! A REAL boy! Ernil, you cut him off at the gate, and I'll nab him when he tries to break the window! Wait. No, let him go. I don't have any need for blondes. Well, I THINK he's blonde. Ernil, imagine him blonde. I don't fancy other blondes.

*sheathes katana, goes to get a cookie*

Das Mole
11-28-2003, 05:43 PM
um...can i join this *notseemingly* productive conversation?

11-28-2003, 09:26 PM

Alia. don't move.

It's a mole.....

Unsheathe that katana rrreeeaaalllyyy quitely, and I'll strap on the armor. We're eatin' dinner tonight...

11-29-2003, 01:21 AM
Nah, I've had enough turkey to make me sick of turkey until Christmas. No more turkey. Let's welcome him to this conversation, padre. Properly.

Hi. My name is Ali. This is my daddy Ernil, and my grandaddy Zoom Rabbit. *giggle*

Want to play?

Das Mole
11-29-2003, 06:07 PM
i dunno. that sword thing looks pretty dangerous. it might not be safe.

and so is turkey. i guess i ate too much...i slept for eleven hours.

11-29-2003, 09:53 PM
Look Alia! He got our drugged Turkey!


Sleep, Das? Sleep? It's called a death-inducing coma.


Zoom Rabbit
11-30-2003, 09:13 AM
:max: You're all (http://www.geocities.com/ravejitsu/ROT5.jpg) under arrest!

Especially *YOU*--the one sleeping off the turkey binge. Triptophan is a controlled substance in Never Neverland!

11-30-2003, 06:47 PM
Yesterday at work I went around mumbling about removing the flesh from people's faces. Luckily I think nobody heard me.

11-30-2003, 07:00 PM
I wish I had more weapons. I need to outfit my army of mindless followers so we can take over the world. If you have any extra weapons, please send them to me. Also, I want to recruit ptdc, because he seems reasonably fed up with the way the world is right now. But I need to trick him into thinking he has a lot of power, like me....any suggestions?

Zoom. That's one flattering picture of us, I must say. I thought all the remaining ones had been burned by censoring committees?

EDIT: Guess whose birthday it is today! You have no idea! (http://www.lucasforums.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=99805&perpage=40&pagenumber=1)

12-01-2003, 01:48 AM
You should put out notices for weapons in all the other forums. I'll help if you want, I've always wanted to be a pawn in a mindless army of terror.

12-01-2003, 06:41 AM
Whatcha want?

Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...

Zoom Rabbit
12-01-2003, 07:54 AM
Originally posted by Alien426
Fry half a city with this puppy.

Sorry, but I'm afraid that WMDs (Weapons of Miniature Dogs) are prohibited (http://www.santafe.edu/~albers/prohibited.jpg) on this forum.

Or am I thinking of Burger King? :max:

12-01-2003, 01:26 PM
Oooo, plasma pulse, and sharp sticks, classy.

Das Mole
12-02-2003, 12:45 AM
you know what'd really freak me out? a person talking to themselves in the third person. i don't know why i just thought of that, but i did. anyway....*gasp*

hm. looks like there's been a topic change. i'm too lazy to read the thread to see where it happened....i'll just bluff my way through it.

why, yes, paris hilton's reality show does premiere tomorrow, doesn't it? i'm going to have to watch it at 8:00/7:00 C on FOX.

12-02-2003, 12:49 AM
Hm. It's like an advertisement, but in a place I love.

12-02-2003, 02:05 AM
And after that you can watch 24.

"Could you choose to kill the man who saved your life in order to protect the country?"

Kiefer is in for the ride of his life, man I can't wait!!!

12-02-2003, 02:11 AM
I don't watch much TV. I just sit around on my computer, stroking the deadly blade of my katana and plotting better, faster ways to take over the world.

Now I'm singing a lullaby to my cat and my sword....and my brother's cat. And my carpet. So pretty and peaceful.

12-02-2003, 02:22 AM
Tv is evil. Thats why I hardly ever watch it anymore. I like my movies. Movies directed by Guy Ritchie. Much better than TV.

You should see the katanas on e-bay.


12-02-2003, 03:20 AM
I just went on a mad hippy ebay buying spree. It feels good to have your mother credit card number memorzied...