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Skinkie
11-28-2003, 04:20 AM
My computer got a virus and now it won't even turn on. I may have a short leave of absence from this place for awhile. Miss me. Although I can still get on at school the days I go.

Ernil
11-28-2003, 04:21 AM
How'd you post that?




I'VE GOT HIM!

Darth Groovy
11-28-2003, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by Skinkie
Although I can still get on at school the days I go.

Guess he/she has an insentive to stay in school now. The Lord works in mysterious ways...

Zoom Rabbit
11-28-2003, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by Skinkie
I can still get it on at school the days I go.

That (http://www.wolfjaw.com/funnypages/pictures/page1/images/yoda.gif) isn't what you're supposed to be doing at school...

;)

Alia
11-28-2003, 01:39 PM
I want to kill your computer. But blimey if someone didn't beat me to it.

No.

That sucks. I hope you can get it fixed. Or that somebody gives you a sweet new one, or something. I wish that would happen to me....the new one, not the virus. Hmm.

Sivy
11-28-2003, 02:09 PM
if it wont turn on its more likely that your PSU has gone. a virus can't stop your computer from turning on, boot up yes, but not turn on.
the easy way to find out whether it is the PSU is to smell it. if theres a strong and rather unpleasant smell, then that means you need a new one. but before you rush out and buy one you need to think the age of your computer. nowadays most PSU have surge protection built-in. so if it was a power surge that cause it to go the PSU takes the brunt of it and protects the rest of the computer. but if your computer is quite odd then its likely that if there was a power surge then the whole computer would have been fried.

now if you mean that you turn the computer on and you can hear all the fans going but nothing happens, then its likely that the processor has gone.

if when you turn the computer on and you hear the beep, then the floppy and the fans are going, but have nothing on screen then it might be your graphics card.. either its come loose or its crapped out.


i hope you get the problem sorted :)

Joshi
11-28-2003, 02:47 PM
Originally posted by Skinkie
Although I can still get on at school the days I go.

A man after my own heart. stay in school, but for as least a time as you can. I went in today for 1hr40mins and then took the first bus home (I had no more lessons). Of course i stopped off in town for about 2 hours just so I could play Prince of Persia in Virgin (I don't have a PS2).

Ray Jones
11-28-2003, 02:59 PM
we had some nice girls at school.

mean.

i was there.



all the time.





school is cool.

school is what you make out of it.




i loved school.

Ernil
11-28-2003, 03:53 PM
if it wont turn on its more likely that your PSU has gone. a virus can't stop your computer from turning on, boot up yes, but not turn on. the easy way to find out whether it is the PSU is to smell it. if theres a strong and rather unpleasant smell, then that means you need a new one. but before you rush out and buy one you need to think the age of your computer. nowadays most PSU have surge protection built-in. so if it was a power surge that cause it to go the PSU takes the brunt of it and protects the rest of the computer. but if your computer is quite odd then its likely that if there was a power surge then the whole computer would have been fried.


Dude....erm...yeah. I was just typing that!


Because it's...common knowledge. Yep. ::

Alia
11-28-2003, 04:02 PM
Wow, did you find all this out from first-hand experience, Siv? That would rot.

Once a harpy got in the handy USB port on the front. It screwed it all up so now it's not so handy anymore. That ticked me off for almost two DAYS.

Orca Wail
11-28-2003, 06:14 PM
Argh...I once let in a "rouge code" that raped my computer and gave it crabs
*runs away*

Never download illegal games off the internet...
...they will rape you...:D

That sucks Skinkie. see you soon:(

Alien426
11-28-2003, 10:41 PM
Well, the thing that Siv described kinda happened to me. My PSU decided to die and tried to take a hard disc with it. I was able to get the data from the HD, but it bugged me nonetheless. That's when I swore to make regular backups. And I will start making regular backups tomorrow! I swear! I guess...
:compcry:

Skinkie
11-30-2003, 04:29 AM
Ah no fear, I have retuned our internet connection to work on my labtop for now. I'm back and even more powerful than before. That was a scary couple of days.

Sivy
11-30-2003, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Alia
Wow, did you find all this out from first-hand experience, Siv? That would rot.



yeah i had one go on me, and it was an old computer so it also fried the motherboard and the keyboard (???)
luckily i was going to buy a new anyway.
so i recommend anyone who uses a computer thats over 2 years old should buy a surge protector as your PSU probably wont have one.

Acrylic
11-30-2003, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Siv
if it wont turn on its more likely that your PSU has gone. a virus can't stop your computer from turning on, boot up yes, but not turn on.
the easy way to find out whether it is the PSU is to smell it. if theres a strong and rather unpleasant smell, then that means you need a new one. but before you rush out and buy one you need to think the age of your computer. nowadays most PSU have surge protection built-in. so if it was a power surge that cause it to go the PSU takes the brunt of it and protects the rest of the computer. but if your computer is quite odd then its likely that if there was a power surge then the whole computer would have been fried.

now if you mean that you turn the computer on and you can hear all the fans going but nothing happens, then its likely that the processor has gone.

if when you turn the computer on and you hear the beep, then the floppy and the fans are going, but have nothing on screen then it might be your graphics card.. either its come loose or its crapped out.


i hope you get the problem sorted :)

What are you doing here???!!!

*Pushes B-Ster back in the Swamp*

;) :p :D

Zoom Rabbit
11-30-2003, 04:02 PM
Outsiders aren't welcome here!

;)

Orca Wail
11-30-2003, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by Skinkie
Ah no fear, I have retuned our internet connection to work on my labtop for now. I'm back and even more powerful than before. That was a scary couple of days.

AAHHH!!
*huggles*
NEVER LEAVE US AGAIN!

Alia
11-30-2003, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
*huggles*
Hmm. That's not the way to behave in an MI forum. Here, you step quiet, kill, or be killed. There are no huggles.

*draws katana and stands firmly and threateningly, gazing at the poor frightened creature*

Aww. It's ok. Besides, you don't want to get picked up for molestation, do you?

ptdc
11-30-2003, 07:47 PM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit
Outsiders aren't welcome here!

;)

This is a local forum for local people ;D

Ernil
11-30-2003, 10:22 PM
Never! I'll sacrifice life, limb, and family to keep this place sacred. Damn the others! May their brown dead bodies rot forever! MUAHA!







"Oh. Public, you say? Hm... now I was led to believe that... oh. Ok. So it's really a public forum? That's odd. Well ok. I'll just...clean this up.


:: What'r you lookin' at?::

Orca Wail
12-01-2003, 01:29 AM
Originally posted by Alia
Hmm. That's not the way to behave in an MI forum. Here, you step quiet, kill, or be killed. There are no huggles.

*draws katana and stands firmly and threateningly, gazing at the poor frightened creature*

Aww. It's ok. Besides, you don't want to get picked up for molestation, do you?

Umm...hmm...
er...





















*HUGGLES YOU ALL! MUHAHAHAHAH!!*

Skinkie
12-01-2003, 01:34 AM
I'm filing charges. This molestation thing is going to far. Alia you can be the executioner when it's over... Oh I just can't wait, kill him now.

Alia
12-01-2003, 01:35 AM
*slash*

Orca Wail
12-01-2003, 01:39 AM
*orca holds HER head in place, and with a dying breath, yells at Skinkie*

I'M A FREAKIN' FEMALE, YOU ARSE!

*dies, and soul haunts the Monkey Island Forums forever!*

Alia
12-01-2003, 01:41 AM
Teeheehee!

Sivy
12-01-2003, 02:16 PM
Originally posted by Acrylic
What are you doing here???!!!



i'm like the littlest hobo...

maybe tomorrow i wanna settle down.. until tomorrow i'll just keep moving on

:D

*skips back to the swamp*

Gabez
12-01-2003, 06:07 PM
Damn, and from the title I thought this might have been a discussion on the problem of evil. :~

Skinkie
12-01-2003, 08:14 PM
From my experience the only problem with evil, is that there isn't enough of it.... MWAHAHAHAHA. Soo I shall rule the world.

Ernil
12-02-2003, 12:55 AM
I'm confident that Alia or Yufster will beat you to it.



Can't beat those satanic females, you know. Animals in the sack, too.::

Alia
12-02-2003, 01:05 AM
Man, those shifty eyes again. Satanic female? I protest.

*ahem*

You all know about my world conquest schemes already. As I speak these words, armed skeletons are gathering outside the window nearest you, readying to slaughter you mercilessly.

Oh wait. Did I say that out loud? Oopsie.

Orca Wail
12-03-2003, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by Ernil

Can't beat those satanic females, you know. Animals in the sack, too.::

Something you three want to share?

Alia
12-03-2003, 08:54 PM
Yes!

I discovered recently that my skin comes off. And I'm developing a marked Spanish accent. And my piano and guitar can't play anything but slow, sultry tangos. I've got to get out of here. I've got to go after the one who got away. He's my only hope. Why am I trapped in the Land of the Living? Hijole! Where's the damned airship?

Something funny's going on here. And I don't mean "funny haha." What the hell did I do during my life to deserve this?

Orca Wail
12-04-2003, 01:36 AM
What the hell did I do during my life to deserve this?

too much...

"Why wear underwear when you can wear Wickerstm ?"

Ernil
12-04-2003, 01:45 AM
What the hell did I do during my life to deserve this?



It's not WHAT you did, it's WHO you did.

And the answer to that is simple:


http://www.tufts.edu/med/medissue/Newissue_for_10-05-02/Leisure/Leisure%20Images/fat-man.jpg

Skinkie
12-04-2003, 01:55 AM
I'm curious as to that balloons role in this whole event.

Ernil
12-04-2003, 01:55 AM
No idea.

Zoom Rabbit
12-04-2003, 06:18 AM
Note: Do not attempt to use a rubber balloon for a condom. The high tensile strength of the rubber will restrict blood flow to the critical point that Mr. Winkie (http://www.newgenevacenter.org/portrait/nixon.jpg) may die and fall off.

:max: And nobody (http://www.deoxy.org/gif/monkeys.jpg) wants that...

STTCT
12-04-2003, 09:27 AM
eh


it all depends on who's weenie it is :devburn: