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leXX
11-29-2003, 01:53 AM
I was just playing AvP2 and I was laughing at some of the things they say, and it made me think about all the funny game quotes there are. Post your favourites. Mine are:

AvP2

Marine 1: Someone tell me thats just a boot, that better be a boot!
Marine 2: Hey, its a boot!

Duke : This is no accident man, Rykov's leaving us here to die!
Jones : You picked a hell of a time to be right about something.

Duke: I don't think open sessame is going to work.


Half-Life

Security Guard: Roger that, lets run like hell!


Duke Nukem

Your ass is grass and I am the lawnmower man.


Halo

Marine: Get up so I can kill you AGAIN!


Jedi Outcast

Trooper 1: Then I blasted the second one from behind.
Trooper 2: You fought 2 Jedis?!
Trooper 1: Lots.
Trooper 2: I don't believe that!
Trooper 1: It happened. You should've been there, they're not so tough.

Orca Wail
11-29-2003, 02:04 AM
ELECTRONIC FUN FOR EVERYONE

Day Of the Tentacle
Hoagie(to self) Great. Tentacles are taking over the world, I'm stuck in colonial times, and now the toliet is backing up!

Manic Mansion
Nurse Edna: How silly of me! I should have chained you to the bed! :XP:

Ed: Hey! Where's the cheese?!?!

MediEviL I
King Perigin: Good God Fortesque...what happened to your jaw??

And...*spamertizment*...i'm planning to make a game called "Sparky's Journey". A qoute of his is in my sig...
;)

topshot
11-29-2003, 02:12 AM
Hmmm. Well, time to open up the ol' archive.

Activision's 1st Spider-Man title, after and before I unlocked "What If?" mode:

Random Spidey quote:"Gee, I wonder who those pumpkin bombs belong to?"

"Hans was here" (enscrolled on the wall of the safe in the bank level, in "What If?" mode.)

Random Spidey quote 2:"I wonder if Wolverine's bones are really made out of adamantium?"

The Back-Alley Brawl map:

Venom:"Where'd Spider-Wuss go? OH SPIDER-WUSS?!?!? COME OUT AND PLAY-AY!!!!!"

Spidey:"TAG!"

ZBomber
11-29-2003, 02:19 AM
Hmmm....

I don't remember that JO quote. What level is that? :)

Jed
11-29-2003, 02:21 AM
Oh man, mine are probably from Call of Duty.

Sgt Moody: Elder, you know how to jumpstart a car?
Pvt Elder: No sir!
Sgt Moody: Yea, well learn fast!

That game rules :D

obi
11-29-2003, 02:53 AM
From KotoR, basically anything that comes out of HK's mouth.

Kain
11-29-2003, 02:55 AM
Blood Omen
Kain: Ah, Nupraptor, I knew him well. Well, not really.

Soul Reaver
Kain: Tell me, did it trouble you to murder your brothers?
Raziel: Did it trouble you when you ordered me into the abyss?
Kain: No.

Defiance
Kain: At your every fatal move, I will be there.

Kain: First your visions, now your powers. Your slipping badly.

Kain: *gaping hole in chest where his heart used to be*I always WAS considered heartless.

Moebius: Is that how you solve things, Kain? KILL?!
Kain: This is not a debate! And this time, you've got nothing I want. *impales Moebius*

Jared
11-29-2003, 03:11 AM
Originally posted by leXX
I was just playing AvP2 and I was laughing at some of the things they say, and it made me think about all the funny game quotes there are. Post your favourites. Mine are:

Half-Life

Security Guard: Roger that, lets run like hell!

Halo

Marine: Get up so I can kill you AGAIN!



heh....those are the two best quotes I would have put.
Especially the things the soldiers say in halo....its funny as hell ^^

Tesla
11-29-2003, 03:52 AM
Duke Nukem -

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum, but i'll all outta gum !"

JK2 & JA -

Anything the Stormtroopers say. :D

The Getaway -

Thug 1 - He's here !

Thug 2 - Who ?

Thug 1 - Hammond !

Thug 2 - Ah **** !

The game is loaded with funny things...and rude things

C Shutt
11-29-2003, 05:47 AM
"You smell like bacon and oppression, man!"

- Grim Fandango.

"I like shorts. They're comfortable and easy to wear."

"Hey! You're not wearing shorts!"

- Pokemon Crystal.

"What can change the nature of a man?"

- Planescape : Torment.

Kylilin
11-29-2003, 06:17 AM
The Back-Alley Brawl map:

Venom:"Where'd Spider-Wuss go? OH SPIDER-WUSS?!?!? COME OUT AND PLAY-AY!!!!!"

Spidey:"TAG!"


That was a very cool cut scene.

But my favorite game quote has to be from Final Fantasy VII:

"There ain't no gettin' offa this train we on!!" -- Barret

Darth Eggplant
11-29-2003, 06:27 AM
many hidden jems of dialogue
are hidden with several games I own.

Grim Fandango

have Manny try to Reap the hamburger or milkshake in the dinner, or have him talk to the living, so funny.
and so manny more, there is like 7,000 lines of dialogue packed into the game.


Starcraft or Warcraft

Aleria: "you never touch the other elves like that."


American McGee's Alice

cheshire cat :
"here's a riddle,
when is a croquet mallet
just like a billy club?
I'll tell you
whenever you want it to be."

alice:
"can you get me inside the fortress of doors?
and if not there may be more than one way to skin a cat."
cheshire cat:
"hmm interesting phrase, never use it again."

gorganfloss
11-29-2003, 06:31 AM
Gotta love Monkey Island.


Guybrush - Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!

Guybrush - Hmm, a rubber chicken with a pully in the middle. What possible use could that have.

Wally - I'm a cartographer.
Guybrush - You do open heart surgery? In here?

Guybrush - Where are your pants?
Herman - What pants?

Darth Rythe
11-29-2003, 07:27 AM
JO StormTrooper 1: These Blaster rifles are going to be the end of us.

StormTrooper 2: Mine works fine.

StormTrooper 1: Once you've fired a Blaster carbine you wont want to come back.

StormTrooper 2: What's the difference?

StormTrooper 1: It's all in the feel of the kickback, you can't stay on target with these things, you miss your first shot and your lying on the ground with a hole blasted through your ammor.

StormTrooper 2: well we don't need to worry about that, this place is so far removed from the core planets, there is no way we are going to run into any resistence.

StormTrooper 1: Keep talking like that and your going to be the first man down when something happens.

BawBag™
11-29-2003, 09:29 AM
Originally posted by Tesla
Anything the Stormtroopers say. :D
:D

Anything Duke Nukem utters.
:p


Shadowman - Talking to Dr. Batrachian:
"You're my little puppy dog"
"Shtop callingk me zat!"

:)

Miko Reglia
11-29-2003, 10:38 AM
just that one quote at the beginning of one of the halo levels:

"I would have been your daddy...":D

Sam
11-29-2003, 10:48 AM
Everything they say in CBFD always seems to make me laugh.

Jubatus
11-29-2003, 01:48 PM
All time favourite:

Lazarus in Diablo

Abandon your foolish quest! All that awaits you is the wrath of my master! You're too late to save the child. Now you will join him - in Hell.

KBell
11-29-2003, 02:15 PM
Duke Nukem- "Shake it baby"



Kotor- Yes, ANYTHING from HK is hilarious. Pyscho robots rule;)

C'jais
11-29-2003, 02:25 PM
"In a situation like mine, you can only think in metaphors" - Dick Justice, Max Payne 2

Sam Fisher
11-29-2003, 03:32 PM
KotoR-HK-47

"They don't seem to like us very much , can I blast the meatbags now, master?"

And

"Well, you are a meatbag master, you are all so squishy..."


Best char ever :D

Acrylic
11-29-2003, 03:47 PM
I think one of the funniest things I've heard in a game are the things the Repair Robot says when you shoot him in DX2:IW.

Funneh Shtuff.

leXX
11-29-2003, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by ZBomber
Hmmm....

I don't remember that JO quote. What level is that? :)

You expect me to remember what level it was? LOL


Some more from Halo:

Hit it Marines, go go go! The Corps ain't payin' us by the hour!

Aw, crap. Let's get the hell outta here, man! Somebody call the dropship!
You stow that garbage right NOW, mister. You're a Marine, so act like it, dammit. We've got a job to do.

(nice little tributes to Aliens there ;))

SERGEANT: You monkeys almost look like golden boys!
MARINE: Damn straight!

BISENTI: I got a bad feeling about this...
SARGE: Boy, you always got a bad feelin' about SOMETHIN'.

MENDOZA: Yo this is loco!

And my favourite Halo quote:

343 GUILTY SPARK: A construct?! In the core?! That is absolutely unacceptable!
CORTANA: Sod off!

Gotta love Cortana. :D

Orca Wail
11-30-2003, 03:40 AM
I sense the guilt of stealing my chicken grows...
Mi1

RoxStar
11-30-2003, 03:54 AM
Zero Wing
All your base are belong to us.

RockerD
11-30-2003, 04:33 AM
Duke Nukem- Yippy Ki Yay Mother****er

Zerowing- Somebody set us up the bomb

Daiblo2 Xpac; Assassin after you kill Andariel- Death becomes you

Diablo2 Xpac;Druid after entering Claw Viper Temple- Snakes why did it have to be snakes :p

Arthas- Frostmourne Hungers

BongoBob
11-30-2003, 06:14 AM
In conkers bad fur day, at the very end. After you beat the alien.
Also, the duct tape :D

Sam
11-30-2003, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by BongoBob
In conkers bad fur day, at the very end. After you beat the alien.
Also, the duct tape :D


Yea those were good.

but what greg says the first time you die is funny too.:p

BongoBob
11-30-2003, 12:05 PM
Hehe, I don't remember exactly what he says, but I remember laughing my ass off. Hard to secretly play a game that makes you laugh so feckin hard :D Also when you are fighting the alien, what the announcer guy says is really funneh, I died on that level at least twice because of it.

"Grab the alien and throw him out the fricken door!"

:D
Anything from that game is hilarious.

Reclaimer
11-30-2003, 05:21 PM
Halo-

Marine 1:Is it dead?
Marine 2:What 'ya think?

Alegis
11-30-2003, 07:36 PM
No One Lives Forever

Fatty fatty faaaaaaaatty...fatty faaaaaa faaaatty fattyyyyy
Curse you! May all your sons marry camels!
ARE YOU INSULTING MY MONKEY? (this conversation is HILARIOUS)
°'Let your men wait outside, we don't want to waste our stairs, do we?' -Yes sir! I mean..no sir! I mean..yes to first part and no to the second part, SIR!' °'Idiot'
(NOLF 2)You must always poisen your man before he leaves. Tell him he gets the antidote when he comes back
and much more...good times good times

Hermie
11-30-2003, 07:37 PM
Jak and Daxter:

anything Daxter says when you are dead, like:

-when you are down there, could you rub my feet?
-ill say something really teary in the funeral, like HOW AM I GONNA BE CHANGED BACK NOW?

other places in the game:
Samos: you boys must get going.
Daxter: who are you calling boy? (flashing muscels) im a full grown.. er... something...

Daxter: perhaps I should stay here and defend Keira? I think you are ready to go on your own now.
Keira: (ironic) very heroic...

Orca Wail
11-30-2003, 07:40 PM
DOOM II

You got the chainsaw! Now go find some meat!

:chainsaw: :eyemouth:

ET Warrior
11-30-2003, 09:26 PM
Halo

I dont know how many of you are cruel and twisted like me, but I like to torment the marines, and they often say funny things like..

"Hey, do I owe you money or somethin?"
"Clean your visor man, I'm on your side"

and sometimes if you kill one of them and there's a sargeant around he says
"Stop killing my men!"


Good times.

RoguePhotonic
11-30-2003, 09:40 PM
Game: Thief: Monk:

WHAT!!! MURDER!!!! STRUCK DOWN AND BROKEN!

JSM
11-30-2003, 09:42 PM
jeez i can't believe nobody mentioned:

"hey....you there"

from JO. good times:D

Jared
11-30-2003, 09:44 PM
Originally posted by ET Warrior
Halo

I dont know how many of you are cruel and twisted like me, but I like to torment the marines, and they often say funny things like..

"Hey, do I owe you money or somethin?"
"Clean your visor man, I'm on your side"

and sometimes if you kill one of them and there's a sargeant around he says
"Stop killing my men!"


Good times.


heh....once I heard this dude say, "he's gone insane, take him down men!"

ironicly the dude who said that had a plasma grenade attached to him already...:D

it was an accident, but it was still funny.

one of the best game quotes from halo is:
when you chase the grunts, they run and say the best things, like in a high voice: "WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!! AHHHHH!!"

its funny, cause first off, how the hell do they speak english? ^^

leXX
11-30-2003, 10:39 PM
Originally posted by TK-421
its funny, cause first off, how the hell do they speak english? ^^

They don't speak English, Master Chief has a translator. ;) It is funny though the first time you hear them speaking English, you're like WTF?! hehe

RockerD
11-30-2003, 10:44 PM
just remembered this one
Pedestrian in GTA3- "My mothers my sister" :lol:

Jared
11-30-2003, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by leXX
They don't speak English, Master Chief has a translator. ;) It is funny though the first time you hear them speaking English, your'e like WTF?! hehe


oh.....hmmm...well......it still cracks me up.....^^


I wonder why I didnt think of that before?
a translator......
*hits head*

DarkLord60
11-30-2003, 11:56 PM
Duke Nukem - "I'm gonna
rip off your head and **** down your neck," (http://www.monaleeza.de/sounds/rip.wav0)

Chairwalker
12-01-2003, 12:08 AM
Monkey island 1 :
"I figured there'd be mushrooms in hell" - Guybrush

ZeroX5
12-03-2003, 06:03 PM
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Pie™
12-04-2003, 02:28 PM
Jedi Academy
"and then Jan punches the wequay right in the..."
Monkey Island
"i am rubber you are glue!"
Spiderman (to scorpion)
"squirrels must love you, cuz you're nuts!"

And everything from monkey island is funny :D