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Ernil
11-30-2003, 03:31 AM
Use the small white arrow thing with the black outline on this sentence (http://www.evanroberts.com/) if you want to see the most amazing, disgusting, ridiculous thing you've ever encountered.



Go to the website and right click on the picture of Mario jumping around, and save that. Then watch. Then be amazed. Then vomit. Then commence to cry yourself to sleep. Again.


EDIT: That's right. The whole game. 11 minutes.

Shivermetimbers
11-30-2003, 03:41 AM
I'm afraid. The last time I clicked on a link like that AIM got some evil porn virus. It required much time to fix, much distress, and fear that my dad would come home and kill me for screwing up his laptop. Ask Alia. She helped me survive.

The fact that you are calling it ridiculous and disgusting are not helping my mental picture of what it might be. I am permanantly scarred.

Alia
11-30-2003, 04:07 AM
It's ok. It's just a clip of a guy beating Super Mario 3 in eleven minutes. Which is old news.

*yawn*

Shivermetimbers
11-30-2003, 04:09 AM
Ah. In that case...

Mr.Burger
12-01-2003, 01:16 AM
i can beat things in 11 minutes.

Alia
12-01-2003, 01:18 AM
I heard you did that to an egg once, but I didn't believe it. Only PROFESSIONAL cooks can beat eggs in less then eleven minutes. Everyone knows that.

Orca Wail
12-01-2003, 01:20 AM
I saw this before on albinoblacksheep.com

...:toilet1: Holy mother....

I have never beaten SM3 (and never will now...superninteno broke :( ) and this little 89uyr4i%s beats it?!

MOW!
I vomited.
And plan to cry myself to sleep...

:)

Ernil
12-01-2003, 02:51 AM
And plan to cry myself to sleep...


You...don't already? You should.


:eek:

Mr.Burger
12-01-2003, 04:25 AM
i can cry myself to sleep in under 11 minutes.

Ernil
12-01-2003, 08:04 PM
το dana μπορεί να φωναχτεί στον ύπνο μέσα κάτω ένδεκα λεπτών

Orca Wail
12-01-2003, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by Ernil
το dana μπορεί να φωναχτεί στον ύπνο μέσα κάτω ένδεκα λεπτών

I knew it!:)

you two are so naughty!;)

SamNMax
12-01-2003, 08:25 PM
Older than Jesus

Shivermetimbers
12-01-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by Mr.Burger
i can beat things in 11 minutes.

he he he


I have a dirty mind.

Ernil
12-02-2003, 12:51 AM
he he he


she has a dirty mind

Joshi
12-02-2003, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Alia
I heard you did that to an egg once, but I didn't believe it. Only PROFESSIONAL cooks can beat eggs in less then eleven minutes. Everyone knows that.

Wel... I wouldn't call myself a professional, but i'm pretty good.

SamNMax
12-02-2003, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Ernil
The whole game. 11 minutes.

It wasn't the whole game beaten. The guy didn't go through all the levels. When you use the whistle, you cheat. So it's not very amazing at all.

Ernil
12-02-2003, 08:40 PM
You're actually saying he isn't amazing?


He never ever messed up ever never ever ever. Didja watch the part where he got infinite lives? I'm impressed.

Shivermetimbers
12-02-2003, 08:53 PM
Does anyone get the impression Ernil is impressed?


Although I must say, I am too. Those who are being cynical probably couldn't do it themselves.

Alia
12-02-2003, 09:12 PM
Maybe the people who are being cynical are cynical because being cynical is deeply ingrained in their cynical minds.

Cynical cynical cynical cynical.

Doesn't it look different when I say it like that? Hmm.

SamNMax
12-02-2003, 09:43 PM
I'm just saying that the way the guy beat it is basiclly cheating. I'm not saying I could do it. The 8th world is ****in hard. I'm impressed about that, for sure.
















Still. Older than Jesus.

roytordes'babe
12-02-2003, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Shivermetimbers
he he he


I have a dirty mind. That makes two of us. but it all depends on what we are both thinking.:D

Gabez
12-02-2003, 09:59 PM
I'll beat you in 11 minutes if you don't stop using those bloody gaps between your lines.













Like this. It's not big and it's not funny. ;D

Ernil
12-02-2003, 10:26 PM
[gabez hates big spaces]

edlib
12-03-2003, 01:33 AM
I

have

to

agree

with

him.


Small

spaces,

when

used

properly,

are

sufficient

enough

to

annoy

anyone.



See?


:joy:

Skinkie
12-03-2003, 01:44 AM
Hopefully this escalates to violence

Shivermetimbers
12-03-2003, 02:12 AM
Where is Alia and her katana when we need her? She can cut up those big spaces.

Ernil
12-03-2003, 02:15 AM
No idea. Perhaps a dead friend you introduced her to has her detained.

Mr.Burger
12-03-2003, 04:08 AM
1) it isn't amazing.
2) i am amazing.
3) you guys talkin smack about tom ingram? i think so. let's leave the boy alone.
and big spaces taste GREAT.

[Darth Groovy also hates big spaces ;) ]

Ernil
12-03-2003, 04:45 AM
Tom Ingram...Tom Ingram...Tom Ingram...



Wild, sexy, amazingly bonerific Tom Ingram?

yep

got it




Amanda Incontro?

SamNMax
12-03-2003, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by Gabez
I'll beat you in 11 minutes

Uhh, how? You don't even know where I live. And what do you mean by "beat"? Beat my meat?

Skinkie
12-03-2003, 08:44 PM
Ooo, dirty....

Gabez
12-03-2003, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by SamNMax
Uhh, how? You don't even know where I live.That's what you think, sunshine. ;

Mr.Burger
12-06-2003, 06:48 PM
Good:

Mr.Burger:
i can beat things in 11 minutes.

Not:

SamnMax
what do you mean by "beat"? Beat my meat?


come on sam. jokes like that are an insult to our roots. we are not football players that get C averages, call each other queer at the peak of out wit, and lift weights everyday. we are dorks that played monkey island and came to this site to share our love for it. queer. (heh heh.)

SamNMax
12-06-2003, 07:30 PM
Everybody likes a masturbation joke now and then.

Ernil
12-06-2003, 10:12 PM
"Hey Dan. You're Gay!"

"Shut up man, YOU'RE gay"


"*sniff* no way man! I like girls! Shut up!"

"Hey fag! I did your mom! That's what your mom said!"

"Dude. I'll kick your ass!"

"You couldn't kick my ass"

"Dude, I bench 300. I'll take anyone here"

"Your mom could take anyone here!"









I play soccer and sadly, lift weights. I hear this exact conversation from every kid in there. Daily.


We know better. We know Monkey Island. We can, hopefully, bring it up a level from that.

SamNMax
12-06-2003, 11:51 PM
Yes. I hear the same conversation from the same racist basturds, too. I'm happy to like the witty taste of humor from MI.

Mr.Burger
12-07-2003, 05:48 AM
you little cutiepie.