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RockerD
12-02-2003, 12:23 AM
Instead of dissecting frogs your Biology teacher is now taking votes to determine which student will be missed the least
Your last "snow day" lasted from December 9 to April 21
With no money for new instruments, music class has devolved into a series of of giddy armpit farts and operatic belching contests
When the spanish teacher requested a raise in salary, the superintendent replaced him with a cassette deck and a stack of old Ricky Martin tapes
Instead of formal sex ed the students are encouraged to use the keyhole in the janitor's closet to watch the Vice Principal and the cafeteria lady
Hall monitors are put on special alert for collection agents
With no funds for a costume, your team mascot is changed to "Jerry, The Laid-Off Janitor Who Sleeps Under The Bleachers"
Classrooms are heated by bringing in the sweaty kids from the previous gym period
That huge "new kid" who keeps stealing your lunch money looks an awful lot like the school superintendent
Students normally reprimanded for smoking on school grounds are now being praised for their keen interest in "reducing class size"
Kids in detention are tasked with recontstituting chalk from used erasers
PTA meetings now have a $10 cover and two-drink minimum
:p

Joetheeskimo
12-02-2003, 12:27 AM
Wowee....your school is like that? Compared to that, my school is one of the richest in the US. :D

ET Warrior
12-02-2003, 12:38 AM
You know your school is poor when the roof of the auditorium blows off during school and there is an announcement over the P.A. "We are aware that the roof has blown off, classes will continue as normal"
Oh wait...that really happened to me....





Those things you had were pretty funny though rocker.

RockerD
12-02-2003, 12:39 AM
No the elelmentary schools are pretty close to that my highschool isnt

Kain
12-02-2003, 03:47 AM
Thats so Toledo Public Schools...or atleast Woodward.

Miko Reglia
12-02-2003, 03:49 AM
oh god, hopefully my school wont have to go down that low...

it may actually be fun dissecting the jackass of the class though...:D

TiE23
12-02-2003, 03:56 AM
Originally posted by RockerD

Instead of dissecting frogs your Biology teacher is now taking votes to determine which student will be missed the least
Your last "snow day" lasted from December 9 to April 21
With no money for new instruments, music class has devolved into a series of of giddy armpit farts and operatic belching contests
When the spanish teacher requested a raise in salary, the superintendent replaced him with a cassette deck and a stack of old Ricky Martin tapes
Instead of formal sex ed the students are encouraged to use the keyhole in the janitor's closet to watch the Vice Principal and the cafeteria lady
Hall monitors are put on special alert for collection agents
With no funds for a costume, your team mascot is changed to "Jerry, The Laid-Off Janitor Who Sleeps Under The Bleachers"
Classrooms are heated by bringing in the sweaty kids from the previous gym period
That huge "new kid" who keeps stealing your lunch money looks an awful lot like the school superintendent
Students normally reprimanded for smoking on school grounds are now being praised for their keen interest in "reducing class size"
Kids in detention are tasked with recontstituting chalk from used erasers
PTA meetings now have a $10 cover and two-drink minimum
:p

*cough*got it out of Mad magazine*cough* .......
:indif: WHAT? :tsk: Bad RockerD, bad :D

TiE

Kain
12-02-2003, 04:00 AM
Originally posted by Zaknafein
oh god, hopefully my school wont have to go down that low...

it may actually be fun dissecting the jackass of the class though...:D

Yea it would be fun...*realizes he was the jackass of his class*...I mean no it wouldn't!

Hehe, when we were dissecting pigs in my class, me and my friends where playin hackee sack and we booted it out the window. What did I learn in anatomy? Keep windows closed.

RockerD
12-02-2003, 11:00 AM
Originally posted by Tie 23
*cough*got it out of Mad magazine*cough* .......
:indif: WHAT? :tsk: Bad RockerD, bad :D

TiE

*cough*never said i wrote it*cough*

Alegis
12-02-2003, 03:48 PM
it goes like this in the school, they use a method called "sponsor cards" to every one in the school to buy "sponsor cards" (theres one of 7 and one of 16 bucks) for "cupboards" in the classrooms. That was 2 years ago. Last year we had them, and now all of them are gone and again those sponsor cards came up with the same reason, for "cupboards"

goddamnit