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roytordes'babe
12-02-2003, 04:25 PM
I have noticed that my roy hasn't posted on here for a while, I wonder what has happened to him, does anyone know where he is, so come on guys lets all shout for him and he might here us and come back.

ROY
ROY
ROY
WHERE ARE YOU BABE.......:D

Alia
12-02-2003, 04:44 PM
Wait...shouldn't you know?

Uh-oh.

Skinkie
12-02-2003, 05:03 PM
Check in the refigerator, and the toilet tank, that's always where lost things show up.

roytordes'babe
12-02-2003, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Alia
Wait...shouldn't you know?

Uh-oh. No I don't, he has vanished into thin air....maybe it was my spell I put on him, it was only meant to be for a short while, now he has gone forever......boo hoo:ball:

Joshi
12-02-2003, 06:39 PM
You lost another one! That's it, this is the last time I'm buying you a new boyfriend. And try not to blow this one up like you did your first one (and you guys can just cram it with the sleazy innuendos on that last line).

No, seriously, you above all of us probably has the best bet of actually getting in touch with him. Or are you just an internet girlfriend?

Ray Jones
12-02-2003, 07:25 PM
usually i just have to talk some stuff and he enters the scene.


*looks around*

*shrugs*

it cant work everytime i guess..

:)


err. rt'babe.. you're the one who is supposed to know where roy is..

if i would be you i would do the following..

go and place yourself in a .. smooth and comfortable position onto the bed. then say something like
"rooooyy.. oohh rooooyyy. panteee is ready.. "

:D

Ernil
12-02-2003, 09:35 PM
"rooooyy.. oohh rooooyyy. panteee is ready.. "


That'll attract you and only you, and we already know where you are.

Joshi
12-02-2003, 09:42 PM
I dunno, if the lady in roytordesbabe's avatar did that to me, i'd probably come running and probably howling at the same time.

Ernil
12-02-2003, 09:45 PM
Heterosexuality? Girls? No way. I'm not attracted to girls.

Joshi
12-02-2003, 09:48 PM
Glad to hear it. Evidently, have you met my friend Robin Johnson? He's a nice guy and owns his own bed.

Shivermetimbers
12-02-2003, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Joshi
Glad to hear it. Evidently, have you met my friend Robin Johnson? He's a nice guy and owns his own bed.


I think most people do.

Roy HAS been missing for a while.

RTB, I think he needs to be chained to his keyboard.

Alia
12-02-2003, 10:07 PM
I have come back to the Land of the Living long enough to suggest that he's in Bangor. Have you thought of that?

The Living give me the creeps.

roytordes'babe
12-02-2003, 10:43 PM
I took ray's advice and lay on the bed but roy was still nowhere to be seen......oh boy where is he.:(

Ernil
12-02-2003, 11:30 PM
He was pretty delicious with worchestershire sauce.






[worchestershire sauce? existant? maybe.]

Orca Wail
12-03-2003, 01:32 AM
*stands on a cliff somewhere*

(gasp) RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

come home baby:(

Skinkie
12-03-2003, 02:47 AM
Hahaha cannibalism... wait that's not funny. But the word worchestershire is truly hi-larious! Or .... not I guess, whatever.

Ernil
12-03-2003, 03:22 AM
You're right. It's bad.





[slight, un-noticed salivation]

Ray Jones
12-03-2003, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by Ernil
.. we already know where you are.

yes. i am OMNIPRESENT.. bwahahahaharrr!!


err..

RoyTordesLegend
12-03-2003, 05:47 PM
Business empires don't just create themselves you know! I'm a busy man nowadays!!!

roytordes'babe
12-03-2003, 08:19 PM
Originally posted by RoyTordesLegend
Business empires don't just create themselves you know! I'm a busy man nowadays!!! Even too busy for me, boo hoo, you will have to push me into your busy life or I will just have to find comfort somewhere else, I am sure a one of these guys would have me......only joking.:D

Ernil
12-03-2003, 08:57 PM
Business empires don't just create themselves you know! I'm a busy man nowadays!!!


There is no too busy for the forums, Roy. Gettit right.

Orca Wail
12-03-2003, 09:32 PM
*Jumps on Roy*
I got him! I got him!
Bolt the doors!

Darth Groovy
12-04-2003, 01:43 PM
Who cares? :giveup:

Alien426
12-04-2003, 03:38 PM
Do you care?

Man, I suck at guessing!