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Deac
12-02-2003, 04:08 PM
It's that time of the year again! Following the success (or not!) of last years fesitive bonanza, it's time for:

Star Wars: The Cantina: Holiday Special 2....

*It all began one winter's day as Deac sat in the Cantina with Orthos*

Deac: Orthos? What are you doing alive?

Orthos: It's a special. The writers wanted me back. Plus I said I'd help the boss move if he gave me a part...

Deac: You must really want that part!

Kuuki
12-02-2003, 05:05 PM
*In walks RH Irvine.*

RH Irvine "So tell me. 'Deac'..." *Mentioning to the 'post writer'* "... Interesting how you put the setting in the Cantina on a winter day..."

*RH Irvine runs up and opens a set of certains to show the outside, snowing.*

RH Irvine "This is a desert planet!" *Begins to shake his fist at 'Deac'.*

*In walks a red haired man in japaneese robes.*

Man in robes "Lost his mind that he has... Talking to the ceiling, he is..."

((<3 Kenshin))

BattleDog
12-02-2003, 08:20 PM
*Flax walks in, wrapped in his fur cloak.*

Flax: The Director had the Cantina moved to Agumar, just for this episode.

Admiral
12-02-2003, 08:53 PM
*Odin appears*

Odin: This is a christmas special. It can snow on a desert planet, you just need a lot more stage hands, then simple shred some important financial documents and you have instant snow.

Kuuki
12-02-2003, 09:11 PM
RH Irvine "You seem to know alot about this."

Deac
12-03-2003, 04:43 PM
*An earth shattering secret is revealed!*

Deac: Well...truth is...it isn't just some guy who happens to share the name of his lead character. I am the writer/director...

Orthos: What did I do? Why'd you write me out! Tell me!

Deac: I was sick that day. [Phew] And please, it always snows in Christmas specials. But it wouldn't be a christmas special without...

*Syrnl walks in*

Syrnl: Hello!

Deac: without....

*Enter Lokpihet and Reletha*

Both: Hi there!

Deac: It definatley wouldn't be a christmas special without...

*Beler Jil enters*

Beler: Yes! I got invited!

Deac: Oh for crying out loud! It says so in the script!

"Deac: It wouldn't be a christmas special without...

Enter Rwos, left stage!"

BattleDog
12-03-2003, 06:42 PM
*Sophae and Sellena walk in.*

Flax: Hay Deac, who writes the parts about my dead wife coming back to life? *To Sophae.* You're not supposed to come back till Ep 15!

Sophae: I need the money. Besides. *Holds Mistletoe over Flax' head.* I wanted to say you.

*They start kissing.*

*In walk Hal and Kal, along with Mirra*

*Hal sees his parents groping.*

Hal: Ah, no! That's just wrong!

*Mirra goes and sits down next to Orthos.*

Mirra: Hello Orthos, you look good.

Kuuki
12-03-2003, 06:48 PM
RH Irvine "Too bad they don't know what mistletoe looks lke, thats poison Ivy..."

Captain Wilson
12-03-2003, 10:06 PM
Kaildor walks in.
kaildor:Heyhey, i know hardly any of you, and none of you well
*nothing*
Kaildor:...rigggght
*begins backing toward the door*

Redwing
12-04-2003, 08:35 AM
*Rwos stumbles in, out of breath*

Rwos: Sorry, am I late? It was a long way to walk from...wait, what am I doing here anyway? I'm supposed to be er...*looks round shiftily*...something...else...in my own universe. *Looks around at the snow* Oh! Of course...it's the Christmas Special. How could I forget?

Deac
12-04-2003, 04:51 PM
Orthos: Uh...thakns. I...have been going to the gym a lot.

Syrnl: Deac! It's been great! Dismembered Ewok have our "Best of" Album coming out in a week. Someone might be getting it in their stockings... *Motions to Lokpihet, Reletha and Orthos*

Reletha: Not again.... Now, what about the irrevlevant Christmas related plot?

*Lokpihet stands*

Lokpihet: As was revealed at the end of Cantina 10, I....HAVE A CELLPHONE!

*It rings. Everyone looks cross.*

What!? I don't know how to change the ringtone!

Kuuki
12-04-2003, 06:10 PM
RH Irvine "I wish I could have gotten one of those... Too bad they don't work in this universe... Or do they??"

*RH Irvine thinks about a cellphone that has 'Duel of the Fates' as a ring tone. Expression on face: ^_^*

Deac
12-05-2003, 05:23 PM
*Lokpihet keeps punching his cellphone*

Lokpihet: Come on! Change!

Orthos: You're gonna break it...

Lokpihet: There! ...Uh oh

*The phone now beeps. A vortex has appeared in front of them*

Deac: Wow. It seems your inability to use your cellphone has opened upon a portal to who-knows-where.

Orthos: You're the writer. So you must know where. So tell us.

Deac: That's not really been decided. Votes?

Admiral
12-05-2003, 05:31 PM
Odin: How about the North Pole, and we all get to do something like save christmas, or kill some of those annoying elves.

Redwing
12-05-2003, 08:59 PM
Rwos: Yeah, the North Pole. While we're there, we could, you know...save the world...from Christmas...or something... Besides, I want to know once and for all if Santa Claus really exists.

*Looks around at everyone*

Rwos: What?

Kuuki
12-05-2003, 10:00 PM
*RH Irvine leans over to Lokpihet and mutters a joke about Rwos, then laughs.*

Deac
12-06-2003, 03:34 PM
*Lokpihet hears the joke and laughs*

Lokpihet: Hiyo!

*Deac is not amused*

Deac: Only one way to find out...

*Deac enters the portal, and finds himself in the centre of a crowded street. The people are dressed for winter, except a few. All wear clothes that Deac is not familiar with. Fortunatley, he sees a few handy Rebel Pilots*

Deac: Excuse me, what planet am I on?

Pilot#1: Earth man! Outer Rim, Milky Way Galaxy!

Deac: I don't believe I've heard of it...

Pilot#2: My first time too. I'm from Vulcan *shows ears. Deac looks more confused*

Passer by: The convention centre's two blocks away- NERDS!

Deac: My gods. I've gone through a portal and arrived on the strangest and most backward planet imaginable...."Earth"!!!

*The terminator theme begins to play. Then the man in the television shop changes the channel so that the theme to "Doctor Who" can be heard, then finally the theme to "Teletubbies"*

Deac: Thank god this is only a christmas special...

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Orthos: Shouldn't we go in after him?

Kuuki
12-06-2003, 04:28 PM
RH Irvine "I donno. but..."

*RH Irvine is interupted by two small humanoids dressed in semi-worn out clothes.*

*One of the small creatures pulls out a gold ring on a necklace, he proceeds by making a short chant of some strange and exotc sorts...*

Small humanoid "Ring goes on" *Dissappears* "Ring goes off" *Re-appears* "Ring goes on" *Dissappears* "Ring goes off" *Re-appears* "Yes Sam!" *talking to his companion* "We shall go fourth to Mordor!"

*His companion whom twas named 'Sam' holds a look on his face with embarresment.*

Sam "Alright, let's go."

*The two jump into the portal.*

RH Irvine *in a squeeky voice* "...precious..." *Coughs while shaking his head real quick.* "Sorry, where was I? Oh yes! the portal, Sure let's follow Deac..."

Admiral
12-07-2003, 12:04 AM
Odin: Sure we could follow Deac, or we could wait until he dies, and come back to life again. And while we wait we can get drunk and play Sabacc.

Redwing
12-07-2003, 08:54 AM
Rwos: Never found Sabacc entertaining. Might as well follow him.

*Rwos jumps through the portal and finds himself on Earth*

Rwos: Well. That was rather anticlimatic. Could've just used my own teleporter.

Kuuki
12-07-2003, 12:06 PM
??? "Tell me about it."

*Leaning up agenst a wall stood a very young man, roughly 17, with blonde hair. RH Irvine jumps through, and reconises.*

RH Irvine "Hey I know you! Aren't you a little old for this time frame, havok?"

Havok "Aw, can't I just introduce myself now? At least now my 'creator' desided to at least give me a name."

RH Irvine "Yeah, but you're only what 6 in this current time?"

Havok "No, actually, in this current time I'm less then a year old!"

RH Irvine "Oh right, right. Cloned. gotcha."

*Havok already 'ticked', turns away.*

RH Irvine *muttering* "I wonder if the brains behind creating malice knows that the brains behind creating him would start having him call his 'mother'..." 'Hmmm, makes a plot. I think.'

Deac
12-07-2003, 04:41 PM
Deac: Rwos? You know this place? Can we get back?

*A random guy walks past and looks at Deac, then at a skecthbook he is holding*

Guy: What? Cool! The royalties will be here any moment *Dances off*

Deac: Hmmm. This planet must have a monarchy or something....

Admiral
12-08-2003, 01:45 AM
*some Aesir appear, they join Odin in a thrilling game of Sabacc. They play for various worlds*

Redwing
12-08-2003, 08:03 AM
Rwos: Normally I'd say yes, but since this is the holiday special I'm not so sure.

*Watches the man dance by* This planet's got hundreds of divided countries. Judging by the level of civilization here, and the fact that they still have a monarchy, I'd say we're in England or one of its sister countries.

Deac
12-08-2003, 04:20 PM
Deac: Is that an important planet or something?

[Note: Players of Freelancer will notice it's the largest sector!]

*Deac then notices a familiar figure in a shop window*

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Lokpihet: Hey Reletha, we need to do something evil.

Reletha: I suppose.

Lokpihet: Want to kidnap the most important person to an Earth Christmas?


Reletha: You mean.... Jesus! No wait...we can't kidnap deities.

Lokpihet: No...

Reletha: Dick Clarke? Then they would never know what year it was!

Lokpihet: I mean Father Christmas!

Reletha: You mean Santa?

Lokpihet: Just because Star Wars was American doesn't mean we should stop being English! Yes! Let's go to the north pole, kidnap him and then hold him ransom for the earth. That sounds like a fiendish enough, yet Christmassy enough silly plot!

Kuuki
12-08-2003, 06:07 PM
*In Fused irvine*

Fused Irvine "Shall I be of some assistence?"

Deac
12-09-2003, 04:28 PM
Lokpihet: Why not?

Reletha: Well, I think my Dick Clark plan is far more fiendish! In fact, I'm gonna do that and get Dad to help!

Syrnl: Sorry. Don't do evil anymore. Not since that redemption scene.

Lokpihet: Oh....yeah.

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Deac: What a strange world. Half of them seem to worship something called Microsoft, the other half various gods...*points out a rocker, and goes up to him*

Deac: So what can you tell me about "Led Zepplin"

Rocker: Jimmy Page is the God of Guitar!

Deac: I see, so you worship him to gain musical benefit!

Rocker: Errrr....sort of....they are my band's influence!

Deac: See, Rwos!

Kuuki
12-09-2003, 05:27 PM
RH Irvine *holding a can of soda* "I wonder if Dr. Pepper is a real doctor. Something tells me that he isn't qualified to be a "Soft Drink". But then yet again I can't get enough of this stuff!" *Begins to shake uncontrollably*

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Fused Irvine "Well I guess I could fill in for ya."

Rogue15
12-09-2003, 11:40 PM
*shortly after several blaster shots are heard, Kioet walks down a dark alleyway and takes notice of something horrible*

Kioet: oh my god, what the hell happened here??????

???: mind your own business.

*Kioet takes a closer look....and nearly passes out. what he sees is a dark elf taking a piss on some bodies he just hacked to death with his fireblade shortsword*

Admiral
12-10-2003, 01:36 AM
((I see some one has played to much morrowind))

*Odin stands from the table.*

Odin: Now that I own the galaxy, lets go through the portal.

*The Group of Aesir follow Odin through the portal. They arrive in the mountains. The first person they encounter is a stranger wielding a sword*

Stranger: There can be only one.

*Takes a wide swing. Odin ducks and draws his sword. A brief fight ensues ending with the strange's head leaving his body.*

BattleDog
12-10-2003, 08:05 AM
*Flax is still kissing Sophae, only now they're on the table.*

*Disgusted the kids jump through the portal, before things progress any further.*

Kuuki
12-10-2003, 01:10 PM
Fused Irvine *yelling loud enough that his voice splits* "GET A ROOM!!"

Redwing
12-10-2003, 01:58 PM
Rwos: Jimmy Page? Must be a British thing...er...I mean...they don't literally worship music stars here...I think...I hope.

BattleDog
12-10-2003, 07:32 PM
*Flax stops kissing Sophae long enough to take his jacket off.*

*Sellena shakes her head, takes a final look at her sister and the reprobate she married and jumps through the portal.*

*Hal, Kal, and Mirra emerge on Earth, Sellena follows a moment later.*

Hal: Mom and Dad were "catching up" so we left them to it.

Kal: It should be illiegal for married people to have sex.

Hal: Did dad never give you the "talk"

Kal: Talk?

Hal: About the birds and the bees?

Kal: What are Bees?

Hal: Never mind.

Sellena: Colonel, My Brother in Law should be along in a couple of hours, or may I call you Deac? *She gives Deac "the" smile.*


((Same smile Sophae uses to get what she wants.))

Captain Wilson
12-10-2003, 10:35 PM
*Kaildor wanders through the portal.....late as he always seems to be, and appers on earth*

Kay: Zepplin rule!

*kaildor kicks kay*

Kaildor: Danm hippie

*walks over to Deac and co*

Kaildor: Why do all these people have long hair?

*points at a load of people with long hair*

kaildor: see? this place is strange.

Redwing
12-11-2003, 12:29 PM
Rwos: *glares* Hey, I have long hair. *looks hurt and strokes his thin white ponytail to comfort it*

BattleDog
12-11-2003, 08:29 PM
*They're still kissing.*

Kuuki
12-11-2003, 09:20 PM
*RH Irvine glares at Kaildor.*

Deac
12-12-2003, 04:07 PM
Deac: Oh go on then.... Right everyone! We need to find out why we're here!

*TV in the shop window changes*

Newsreader: Dick Clark has been kidnapped! Without him TV will never be the same this new year!

Also...strange figures have been seen heading for the North Pole! Could there be a connection? And why do we have no real heroes on this planet!

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*Lokpihet looks round his new ice palace*

Lokpihet: Cold, but it'll do...Mr Christmas

*Santa is tied and gagged behind him*

Kuuki
12-12-2003, 06:29 PM
*Fused Irvine walks in*

Fused Irvine *to Lokpheit* "I've made sure that the elves made giant ice sculptures of our liking. Killed a few with our, heh, 'Magic'." *force lighting arcs from finger time to tinger tip innocently, while he grins widely*

Redwing
12-12-2003, 08:02 PM
Rwos: The North Pole...that can only mean one thing. Santa Claus really does exist!

*Gilian appears behind the group in a flash of blue light*

Gilian: Rwos! I have something important to tell you!

Rwos: Then there's only one thing to do...we must go to the North Pole and stop Reletha, Lokpihet and their evil minions before---

Gilian: Rwos, stop godmoding. I hadn't even said anything yet.

Rwos: Oh, sorry.

Gilian: Now to business - I have received reports that Reletha, Lokpihet, and some unidentified evil minions (probably all named "Irvine") have been sighted heading for the North Pole. We must stop them before they steal Christmas!

Rwos: To the Cantinamobile! Let's go!

Kuuki
12-12-2003, 08:26 PM
RH Irvine *To gillain and Rwos* "Ahem!? I'm standing right here!"

Deac
12-13-2003, 12:33 PM
Deac: We have a Cantina mobile?

*Syrnl pulls up in a flashy soprts car*

Syrnl: Hey Deac! See what the music industry can do!

*Everyone crams in*

Syrnl:Easy on the paintwork...I've only got ONE PAYMENT LEFT

Passing Cop: And I've only one day 'till retirement!

*Drops dead*

Deac: TO the Pole!

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North Pole

*Reletha walks in, dragging Dick Clark*

Reletha: See! Now let's see who the earth Hero comes to rescue first!

Minion: Uh.....Mr Goldfinger called. He's currently being foiled by Mr Bond so we'll have to find another hero to stop us.

Lokpihet: Is Buffy free? *Begins primping*

Minion: Sorry, also booked. It's a busy time of year.

Reletha: The A-Team?

Minion: Well, I think Mr T might be able to...

*The Darkstars shake their heads*

Lokpihet: It seems no one can stop us now!

Kuuki
12-13-2003, 06:55 PM
Fused Irvine "Cue the suspenceful music."

*on the other side of the room a large red certain opens revealing a 50 piece orchistra, which then plays a rich: "Dum Dum DUUUMM!!!", in instrumental ^^*

Fused Irvine "Wait a minute, you sound a little dissappointed."

*Dum dum DUUUUUMMM!*

Fused Irvine "Funny once, not twice."

*Dum dum DUUUMMM!!!*

Fused Irvine *thinking* 'Damnit, who's idea was it for those to get here? I'm just not going to say anything and wiat for them to answer.'

*Dum dum DUUMMM!!*

Fused Irvine "STOP IT!! I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!!"

BattleDog
12-14-2003, 07:56 PM
*Flax finally exchanges money for a room key and he and Sophae fairly fly up the stairs.*

Deac
12-16-2003, 04:53 PM
*Syrnl puts on his tape player*

Syrnl: It's a long way...

Hey! Check this out!

Send your stormtrooper a card,
He's been with the Ewoks on Endor,
The Ewok's think they're hard!
I'm gonna be their death vendor!

*Syrnl plays GODLike once again. Using the darkside creates great metal music*

Lying at my feet
Is a pile of furry meat
Hacked up by my saber!
In the style of Vader!
DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!

They smashed up the walkers!
Knocked 'em down!
Made them look like a clown!
Here comes some rage from my daughter!

*Reletha begins to shout from her keyboard*

My daddy's right!
Those ewoks'll pay!
I'll knack 'em in a fight!
And dismember them TODAY!

Lying at my feet
Is a pile of furry meat
Hacked up by my saber!
In the style of Vader!
DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!

*Syrnl takes back over*

Thanks Reletha!

Now those little kids,
They think they're cute!
I think they're pointless
And evil as Viceroy Nute!

Lying at my feet
Is a pile of furry meat
Hacked up by my saber!
In the style of Vader!
DISMEMBERED EWOKS!!!
Yeah!

*The tape ends* [Yes, I went all the way back to find that!]

Syrnl: Great, huh? Live version

Deac: Are we there yet?!

Kuuki
12-16-2003, 05:05 PM
RH Irvine "I've heard better" *begins to hum Duel of the Fates*

Admiral
12-16-2003, 05:08 PM
*Odin and the other Aesir wander around*

Odin: This is boring, we need more suspense. I know.

*snapping his fingers. A giant meteor suddenly appears in the sky*

Odin: Nothing like a world ending event to create more drama.

*Vidar appears*

Vidar: HOw about some superstorms over that useless country France.

*Snaps fingers, France is destroyed, the world begins to cheer*

Vidar: Not exactly what I wanted.
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Asgard: Valhalla

*Heimdall wakes up and goes down stairs. He quickly finds out that his family left him behind.

He orders a pizza, grabs some mead, and sits down to watch some movies.*

BattleDog
12-16-2003, 08:29 PM
*Time skip 1 hour.*

Flax: We're late for the adventure!

Sophae: Come back to bed.

Flax: Where's my belt? Where's my blaster?

Sophae: Fine! I don't see why we can't sit this one out.

Flax: I need the money to pay off Kal's gambling depts.

Sophae: WHAT!!!???

Flax: After you died he went off the rails.

Sophae: Wait till I get a hold of him!

Flax: Calm down, its only a couple of millian credits.

Sophae: Get dressed. *Chucks his clothes at him.*

Captain Wilson
12-17-2003, 03:04 PM
*Kaildor is still kicking hippys, untill....*
Kaildor: wow! A sleigh! And rendier!
*kicks shop window in and sits in sleigh*
Kaildor: away!
[timeskip that appiles to me alone as im late in posting putting me on sinc with everyone else]
Kaildor: Away damn it!! aw screw this!
*calls for taxi*
Kaildor: to north pole, and fast!

[ que batman music]

Deac
12-17-2003, 07:57 PM
*Many hours later. The car pulls up at the North Pole*

Syrnl: Oh...I only had three tracks to go! Oh well

Deac: To the Workshop!

BattleDog
12-18-2003, 07:38 PM
*Meanwhile Flax and Sophae are stuck on the M25.*

*The LP of Bat Out Of Hell is playing you the umptieth time.*

Flax: Hay, I didn't have enough money for two tapes

*Ejects the tape.*

Flax: See if you can get any good stations.

Sophae: Anything's better than your taste in music.

*SCAN finds Radio 1.*

Flax: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Kuuki
12-18-2003, 09:52 PM
*RH Irvine walks out of the car, dazed and confused. Drool hanging form his lower lip, and looking quite zombified.* ((:D))

*Outside stood a few ice statues, standing approx 3 stores tall, of the likeness of those behind the incident.*

Deac
12-19-2003, 05:34 PM
*Deac barges straight into the workshop and runs over to Santa*

Deac: You're real!

Father Christmas: Of course I am. I just have every parent tell their children I don't exist so I don't get found out. But Lokpihet's been planning this for a long time. He gloated, and told me that he formed Lokpicorp to dominate the toy market and put me out of business!

Syrnl: The fiend! I'm so proud!

Redwing
12-20-2003, 06:40 AM
Rwos: Syrnl! Aren't you supposed to be good? Where is Lokpihet, anyway?

Gilian: Oh, look, it's Santa! *She walks over and slaps him* That was for all the presents you never gave me when I was growing up! Creep.

Deac
12-20-2003, 01:44 PM
Father Christmas: Look, I can only handle one planet. If I didn't get to you, blame your regional child gift giving personification. Now untie me!

*Deac does so*

Deac: So where are they?

*Reletha appears in a large robotic animal, whilst Lokpihet appears wearing a suit and sunglasses*

Lokpihet: Right. Deac, you will fight me whilst spoofing the Matrix, MR Starkiller...

Reletha: And Orthos, you will fight me in the style of popular Japanese animation! *Lines start coming off Reletha*

Syrnl: Spoofs...gotta love em!

Kuuki
12-20-2003, 03:26 PM
*In Fused Irvine*

Fused Irvine "Um, yeah, I guess the rest of you can fight me in...."

*Fused Irvine sees Deac and Lokpihet Kung Fu fighting, and Reletha and Orthos yelling ans screaming at eather other in attempt to get more powerful.*

((Sry thought it might be funny))

Fused Irvine "DAMNIT! Why are all the good stuff already taken? Oooh! I know!!!"

*The view of the rest of the characters swurls and ends up in an altered form of the current reality, the world seems like a huge block with pixelated backgrounds. The Characters are remodeled in a low polycounted sprites. All at the same time a sort of suspenceful music can be heard from all around, seemingly coming from no where.*

*The characters are lined up, with Fused Irvine facing them, none to move until their designated times.*

RH Irvine "What the hell!?"

^__^ (http://members.aol.com/Parappa125/ff7bat.mid)

Deac
12-21-2003, 06:41 PM
*Lokpihet eventually falls, and Reletha is topped by Orthos' Kumehumeha*

Deac: Now surrender Father Christmas! And Dick Clark!

BattleDog
12-21-2003, 08:41 PM
*Suddenly Flax swings from the rafters, by a bull whip no less, and topples Fused Ivrine "Raiders" plays in the background.*

Flax: Spoof something entertaining!

*Flax reaches for his gun, only to find it missing.*

Kuuki
12-21-2003, 10:03 PM
Fused Irvine "Look, if I was a spikey blonde haired freak, I'd so Omislash you right now... But in complete fairness, if we were to spoof something."

*Fused Irvine takes out a ring, and wears it on his left hand. Then taking his right hand, and warping it around his left fist. Lowering his hands somewhere below his wiast, the ring immits a lightsaber beam roughly three and a half feet long.* ((XD))

Deac
12-22-2003, 02:12 PM
Syrnl: And if I had a large gun on my arm I'd feel inclined to use something called Big Shot on you. Don't know where that came from!

Father Christmas: I'm free!

BattleDog
12-22-2003, 02:54 PM
Flax: Fine!

*Pulls out his own ring and zaps Fused Ivrine in the unmentionables.*

Kuuki
12-22-2003, 03:08 PM
*Fused irvine falls over*

Redwing
12-23-2003, 12:44 AM
Gilian: Oh come on. Spoof something anime, so I can play the part of the rabid fangirl and slash everyone in the room.

Rwos: Santa's free! Uh, what now?

Gilian: Rwos, you can spoof a big prehistoric bird. After all, you've got a beak, claws, and no feathers...

Kuuki
12-23-2003, 04:14 AM
RH Irvine "Why don't you just go fall into a well..."

((Points at sig))

Deac
12-23-2003, 06:39 PM
Deac: No more time for spoofs!

*Frees Dick Clark.*

Deac: Right, our work here is done

*Lokpihet's cellphone rings again. When he tries to answer it it opens a portal, sucking our heroes back to the Cantina*

Syrnl: That was fun!

Orthos: Hey! A tree! With Presents...

Deac: Well, what have we learnt? That kidnapping celebrities ultimately fails? That 90% of phones are not properly used, often with disasterous results? That music does really pass the time?
Or that Christmas might be about more than presents and money.

*The Darkstars open their presents*

Orthos: "Dismembered Ewoks Greatest Hits" .Great

Deac: Cool! A new arm attachment for all my kitchen needs!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE CANTINA.

The End...






Until Next YEAR.....