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Orca Wail
12-03-2003, 01:49 AM
Is the glass half full?
Half empty?
Not sure?
Or did you order a cheeseburger?*

*so stolen from the Far Side. Just do the damm poll...

Jed
12-03-2003, 01:55 AM
The glass is too big. :cool:

The Cheat
12-03-2003, 01:56 AM
i say half full
always lok on the bright side of life

Jared
12-03-2003, 01:57 AM
I wont say it again, I ordered a cheeseburger, and I want it now, damnit.

legameboy
12-03-2003, 01:58 AM
Half-empty. :(

Boba Rhett
12-03-2003, 02:13 AM
For the love of -

I wanted chicken strips! :indif:

Neverhoodian
12-03-2003, 02:36 AM
I ordered the Super-Duper-Bacon-Combo-Chedder-Onion-Ring-Mayonnaise-Slathered-Lip-Smackin'-Artery-Cloggin'-He-Man triple cheeseburger, dangit!:mad:

Supersized, of course, with jumbo fries and tarter dipping sauce.

(Since it's to go, I'll get a soda at home. That way, it'll be completely full)

...Aw man, now I'm hungry!:p

RoguePhotonic
12-03-2003, 04:45 AM
MMMM cheeseburger UHAAAAAGGGG :bored:

CapNColostomy
12-03-2003, 05:06 AM
I don't get it...Is it one of those "you had to be there" things? Who the hell orders a cheeseburger and crams it in a glass, anyways?

Jared
12-03-2003, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by CapNColostomy
I don't get it....Who the hell orders a cheeseburger and crams it in a glass, anyways?


you're joking right?



























*crickets chirp in backround*

CapNColostomy
12-03-2003, 05:30 AM
Yeah. You actually had to ask?


















































*Crickets stop chirping, and begin attacking you in the foreground.*

IG-64
12-03-2003, 05:47 AM
Originally posted by Neverhoodian
I ordered the Super-Duper-Bacon-Combo-Chedder-Onion-Ring-Mayonnaise-Slathered-Lip-Smackin'-Artery-Cloggin'-He-Man triple cheeseburger, dangit!:mad:

Supersized, of course, with jumbo fries and tarter dipping sauce.

(Since it's to go, I'll get a soda at home. That way, it'll be completely full)

...Aw man, now I'm hungry!:p

you think your hungry now? Just take a stroll to the chicken thread:p

Boba Rhett
12-03-2003, 05:47 AM
Hmmmmmmm this seems to...
































be all the rage tonight. Odd. Oh Gary Larson, how we love thee.

http://www.friendsofbigfoot.org/twp/photos/what-farside.jpg

CapNColostomy
12-03-2003, 05:52 AM
Originally posted by Boba Rhett

http://www.friendsofbigfoot.org/twp/photos/what-farside.jpg

Friggin' hilarious.

Darth Groovy
12-03-2003, 05:57 AM
Yoda!

*realizes there is no Yoda option on this poll*

Er... excuse me!

*runs out of the room*

Hermie
12-03-2003, 06:03 AM
cheeseburger… that involves cheese, right?
















im nervous....

Crow_Nest
12-03-2003, 07:10 AM
"Hey! I ordered a cheeseburger!"

Er..... Wheres my fries?

Druid Bremen
12-03-2003, 07:51 AM
... Can't you see it? The fries are in your mouth!

Sivy
12-03-2003, 07:56 AM
i say half-full, because i''m that sort of guy.

i would say cheeseburger, but i had a 1/2 pounder cheeseburger with extra bacon last night, so i'm not in the mood for it atm.. maybe in like 5 minutes

Zoom Rabbit
12-03-2003, 08:21 AM
'Is the glass half empty, or half full?'

Neo: There is no glass.

Terminator: Give me your glass!

President Bush: Whether or not the glass is empty isn't the question--it's about maintaining our overseas interests to ensure the water supply for generations to come.

Buddha: Thirst for emptiness, then empty yourself of thirst.

Bin Laden: Tremble in fear of the glass no longer being full, infidel, for the jihad of dehydration is upon you!

Keith Richards: I just keep drinking until there are two glasses.

Some kid behind the counter at McDonald's: You want fries with that?






...Anyway, I voted for Martha Stewart. ;)

Alegis
12-03-2003, 02:41 PM
there is no spoon, thus there is no moon. Thus something with the earth goes wrong and a giant laser destroys the glass, but cheeseburgers remain intact. Speaking of burgers, where is mine?

Alia
12-03-2003, 02:47 PM
Cheeseburger.

I suppose that's Dana starring in a Roger and Hammerstein musical. *eep*

Pie™
12-03-2003, 04:32 PM
Hey! I ordered a meat pie! :mad:

IG-64
12-03-2003, 06:54 PM
I ordered a cheezeburger ;)
what a surprise ;)
cheezeburgers are good ;)
I can't open my right eye ;)

Pad
12-03-2003, 07:47 PM
VINCENT
Well, in Amsterdam, you can buy
beer in a movie theatre. And I
don't mean in a paper cup either.
They give you a glass of beer, like
in a bar. In Paris, you can buy
beer at MacDonald's. Also, you
know what they call a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter
Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, they got the metric system
there, they wouldn't know what the
**** a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES
What'd they call it?

VINCENT
Royale with Cheese.

JULES
(repeating)
Royale with Cheese. What'd they
call a Big Mac?

VINCENT
Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call
it Le Big Mac.

JULES
What do they call a Whopper?

VINCENT
I dunno, I didn't go into a Burger
King. But you know what they put
on french fries in Holland instead
of ketchup?

JULES
What?

VINCENT
Mayonnaise.

JULES
Goddamn!

VINCENT
I seen 'em do it. And I don't mean
a little bit on the side of the
plate, they ****in' drown 'em in
it.

JULES
Uuccch!

TiE23
12-03-2003, 09:01 PM
Half empty, you drink the glasses contents, you don't fill it, Duh :D

TiE

RockerD
12-03-2003, 09:10 PM
WHERES MY CHEESEBURGER!!!!! THIS IS THE WORST SERIVICE I'VE EVER HAD!!!! :p

DarkLord60
12-03-2003, 09:19 PM
Yes but when you get gas you dont say its half full. At least I dont.

RoxStar
12-03-2003, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
Is the glass half full?
Half empty?
Not sure?
Or did you order a cheeseburger?*

*so stolen from the Far Side. Just do the damm poll...

lol. Almost the exact words of a Far Side strip.

Captain Wilson
12-03-2003, 11:13 PM
half empty

im pesimistic

what?

Phizzle
12-03-2003, 11:53 PM
I'm thoroughly confused.

Sam Fisher
12-04-2003, 12:00 AM
Well, right now my glass is erm, empty.


I really don't get the half-empty half-full thing.

Reborn Outcast
12-04-2003, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
Well, right now my glass is erm, empty.


I really don't get the half-empty half-full thing.


It's a persons outlook on life. :D Such as... if you're about to be shot and die, if you think that you're going to go to the good place where all the cheeseburgers roam free, then your glass is half full. If you're like "Oh **** I'm about to die AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no more McDonalds," then you're glass is half full. :D





As for the question... I <3 cheesburgers. :D

Sam Fisher
12-04-2003, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by Reborn Outcast
It's a persons outlook on life. :D Such as... if you're about to be shot and die, if you think that you're going to go to the good place where all the cheeseburgers roam free, then your glass is half full. If you're like "Oh **** I'm about to die AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH no more McDonalds," then you're glass is half full. :D


Well, thanks for the info. I guess my glass is half empty for whatever that means. ;)

Reborn Outcast
12-05-2003, 01:00 AM
Originally posted by Sam Fisher
Well, thanks for the info. I guess my glass is half empty for whatever that means. ;)

Wait, the second part should have said "then your glass if half empty" if you scream like that. :D

Zoom Rabbit
12-05-2003, 02:31 AM
I spilled mine.

Now (http://www.internetvets.com/Gallery/SpilledMilkKitten.jpg) what? :D

Jared
12-05-2003, 05:41 AM
Originally posted by Zoom Rabbit
I spilled mine.

Now (http://www.internetvets.com/Gallery/SpilledMilkKitten.jpg) what? :D

now, we get DSS in here to clean up the.....milk;)

Darth Groovy
12-05-2003, 05:53 AM
Until the creator of this thread pms me, I am closing this, because it serves no purpose, makes no sense, and wreaks of spam.

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