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Darth Eggplant
12-03-2003, 02:48 AM
Father Torque are you thirsty for chicken?
I have wanted to ask you that ever since I got
the chickie meal with the dirty chicken toy.

anyhow I keep seeing the KFC commercial
with the LOTR collectors bucket.
I wonder if you will go into a KFC,
order a bucket and say
"oh no don't put any chicken in it,
I need to collect it."

anyhow the meal comes complete with
something they call chicken rings.
(and be still my beating heart)
now kids can run home
and say proudly to their parents
"mom, dad, LOOK!
I 've got my first cock ring!"

Miko Reglia
12-03-2003, 02:51 AM
i dont know if i really wanna eat KFC anymore, cause of all this hype about the way they treat their chickens...

i believe its a fact that the reason why we only see KFC instead of Kentucky Fried Chicken is that the food they sell isnt considered "chicken" anymore, cause they use like, sorry about my words, "retard" chicken...

or so i believe?

but the LOTR bucket sounds cool!

IG-64
12-03-2003, 03:19 AM
what is this? Fools! Do not treat the holy chicken so! You will see, someday you will regret it... And then you will all..... er.... *mmmmm, chicken*.... wait.. *slap slap* wake up man! Do not kill chickens, they will help us someday... Must.. protect chickens! AHHH!!!..................... *mmmmmm, chicken*

Father Torque
12-03-2003, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by Darth Eggplant
Father Torque are you thirsty for chicken?
I have wanted to ask you that ever since I got
the chickie meal with the dirty chicken toy.


HAHAHA :D , somehow, i knew when i saw this, it would be about me:p

Of course, im hungary for chicken, my parents tried to scam me with turkey, but i could tell the difference.

In-fact there is an empty lot in the business district (of my city), and im trying to talk to some head KFC people to insert it in. Im sure it will be well, with all those environmentalists on the island. "Cursed you, why hast thou denied thy, from having acces to thy KFC."

Wife: What do you guys have for dinner
Husband: Popcorn
Wife: Popcorn?
Husband: Popcorn Chicken....And guess what the're real nuggets.:D

Thanks for the "Advertising" Eggie;) , Ill put in a good word his Mr. Sanders.

Boba Rhett
12-03-2003, 04:36 AM
The thing about them being called KFC because it's not, "real" chicken was just a stupid urban legend brought about by their name change. :rolleyes:


Man I wish I had a bucket of extra crispy wings... *licks lips*


Torque, do you deliver?! *waves money*

IG-64
12-03-2003, 05:38 AM
I have a KFC in easy walking distance, just outside my little sudivision, but i never really eat there though

I also have a toy store, a sonic, a taco bell, a pizza place, a dollar store, a krogers with bult in starbucks and gas station, a video store, a subway, a craft store, a doughnut shop, a wendy's, a dentist, a chiropracter, a glasses place, a cel phone place, 2 postal places, a mexican resturant, a mcdonalds, a liquor shop, a flooring place, an independent starbucks, a bank, a texico, a walgreens, a hallmark store, a beauty shop, an elementary school, and a montessori school :D

booya, I got all you people owned :p

CapNColostomy
12-03-2003, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by Father Torque
im trying to talk to some head KFC people to insert it in. I'm sorry, but that sentence gave me a good hearty laugh.

Anyhow, I'm not too worried about how KFC "retard" the poor defenseless chickens. It seems like the dumber they are, the less they'd mind having their heads cut off, feathers plucked, entrails and organs removed, cut into six delicous pieces (white meat, please) and being dropped into boiling lard.

IG-64
12-03-2003, 06:11 AM
I dare someone to start a poll: "what type of chicken do you like the most?"


Leg
Wing
Breast
Mostly white meat
Mostly dark meat
YODA! (head, feet, buttocks, gizzard, waddle, giblets, intestines, exc.)


DO IT! DO IT! :p

STTCT
12-03-2003, 06:51 AM
I have one thing to say PETA!!!

I watched that video. Sadly....I'm sure every other chicken farm out there is the same way....

Darth Eggplant
12-03-2003, 10:07 AM
yes I watched a piece on 60 minutes once about what they corporately call "BigChicken" the chickens and the people in the poultry business are treated equally poorly. they showed workers with real bad cases of carpel tunnel syndrome and the yips, people affected so baddly that they can not work or drive a car or do anything involving their hands, due to the thousands and thousands of chicken they are made to process every hour.

(however food agriculture these days is like sausage making. if you love eating, don't enquire too deeply into how it is made, or you honestly would not be able to stomach anything.)

but KFC
which used to be Kentucky Fried Chicken
which use to be called Scott's Chicken Villa's
(here in Canada)
has one Bastion of truth in advertising
and that would be all the KFC franchises
in the province of Quebec.
(our french province)
for you see in Quebec they do
what no other KFC does,
they advertise honestly.
KFC is not called KFC there
it is called PFK
and for those of you needing a bilingual translation
that would be
"pieces of f-ing kats"

Orca Wail
12-03-2003, 10:27 AM
oh, dear. Watch this bit...sadness (http://www.themeatrix.com/)
Its corny, but its true.

I boycotted KFC years ago...
...*gets looked at* WHAT?!

Alegis
12-03-2003, 12:31 PM
ah yes the meatrix, the voice acting is terrible

Writer
12-03-2003, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by IG-64
I have a KFC in easy walking distance, just outside my little sudivision, but i never really eat there though

I also have a toy store, a sonic, a taco bell, a pizza place, a dollar store, a krogers with bult in starbucks and gas station, a video store, a subway, a craft store, a doughnut shop, a wendy's, a dentist, a chiropracter, a glasses place, a cel phone place, 2 postal places, a mexican resturant, a mcdonalds, a liquor shop, a flooring place, an independent starbucks, a bank, a texico, a walgreens, a hallmark store, a beauty shop, an elementary school, and a montessori school :D

booya, I got all you people owned :p


You got me, that's for sure! I live about a half-hour away from anything interesting!!!:mad: :p

DarkLord60
12-03-2003, 09:35 PM
Ewww KFC is gross I hate it its always all soggy.

Boba Rhett
12-03-2003, 09:42 PM
Soggy? Your KFC must suck. :eek:

RoxStar
12-03-2003, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Orca Wail
oh, dear. Watch this bit...sadness (http://www.themeatrix.com/)
Its corny, but its true.

I boycotted KFC years ago...
...*gets looked at* WHAT?!
Moopheus asks if we want to escape the Meatrix and destroy Corporation Farming. But.. what if I want to stay in The Meatrix?

Troopr-Undr-Fir
12-03-2003, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by DarkLord60
Ewww KFC is gross I hate it its always all soggy.

Dude KFC is my next best friend...maybe they don't know how to put them under the lamps right :rolleyes: